Nothing wrong with a good April Fools' joke!
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You either approve my time off or be short staffed! It's really up to you
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Jus saying, my future wife though🌹girl you ready for smiles, adventure, comfort, growth, honesty, laughter, me falling using my inhaler and kissing your stretch marks and imperfections. Where u hiding👀
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It’s sadly hilarious at the following I lose on IG & Twitter after I speak on the atrocities that are taking place in our country. Realize I wore the uniform, volunteered my life & I’m a part of the 1% in this country who has done so. I’m a patriot before reality tv star.
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I aspire to be the person my dog thinks I am.
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Can we jus skip ahead to the part where we're laughing at inside jokes, watching Disney+ and Netflix documentaries while I pinch ya booty as a congrats on ya accomplishments!
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Where has the time gone! I HAVE TO GET MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME!!!
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I want to text someone some freaky things every now and then🤷🏽‍♂️
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"I see Dylan & Hannah & I want that forever" Quote by me. This gif is symbolism that I'll continue to stay happy, positive and strive to always smile. Understand, I take this seriously.
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The feeling u get when they slept on you, but u waking them up slowly
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Kelsey is over 25, nuff said! You under 25 I have hard time believing you truly want me as your partner for life 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Boy I got some work to do 🤦🏽‍♂️! Backflip #1 goal!
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RIP to my Sister 💀💀 She's not dead or anything but she was thrown in the pool yesterday and her wig fell off
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When u pull up to the house and just sit in the car - best time ever spent!
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How come people get mad at YOU when THEY owe you $$$ and you ask for it?
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I felt that @AbigailHeringer 🥲😤 let me help ya find your forever!
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Good morning u sexy mofos
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Momma I had Sunday service in Riga, Latvia!
To be fair, Tyler did say that he loved to dance... #TheBachelorette
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"I AM NOT PLAN B BITCH" - Famous words to live by @Hfergie11 🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Vanessa Bryant, you're strength 🙏🏾
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Super specific thoughtful text to put that smile on your face followed up with a freaky text so you be at work with a lil smirk on ya face, purple devil emoji #RelationshipGoals
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1 of my Queens!!!! Love ya Madear! Aka grandma
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Missed a call from my uncle on Sunday. He randomly passed today, just found out. Call ya ppl!
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Laughing & smiling burns calories!! Its science and all 🤷🏽‍♂️ @BachParadise coming in 3.2.1.
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I’m so tired of reading all the articles and tweets. I’m tired of talking about, thinking about it. I just want to hold you, laugh n sip tequila and eat tacos. What a lame time to be single, can’t even go on new dates. #spreadlovenotfear
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Get her a puppy for Valentine's homie
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I'm like....exhausted from being bored 🤷🏾‍♂️
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I low key just got excited bc I cant wait to live tweet during Peter's szn!
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Hoping for a quick recovery for the homie Peter✈
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This damn champagne bottle is a bully
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Yasss Queen
JPJ is everything. 👑 #TheBachelorette
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Vitamin D @therealDBcoop always wins baby!
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I want a relationship to where my woman is comfortable and confident in saying things like, "This is what I feel" and/or "This is what I want" when it relates to any subject...food she'll probably still be undecided 🤦🏾‍♂️
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MY BOY FALLING IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!
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I feel for Cassie, happy for Colton
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Yo! There’s a woman VP!! 🇺🇸
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Mike think he some kind of sex symbol bc he went on a show 😂😜
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Bernese Mountain Dog's are beautiful
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I need supplies: Alcohol Toilet Paper Salt, beans, lentils, hot sauce Laptop Charger Friends Netflix password "Sam" the dog from, "I am Legend" What else we missing!!
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How yall feel about Hannah and Pete during that last segment? sorry if you're on PST
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I almost feel like since being on the show I should be doing something every Friday night...but I'm jus the same ol me. Some times I go out and have amazing times but then other times I still just want my thunder buddy tbh.
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Can't wait for tonight @BachParadise!! Reunited with my lil bro @therealDBcoop and the opportunity to step on a landmine of drama with a sliver of love
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🤔 what's this fortune mean 🤔
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Girls w/ big foreheads be the cutest
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My summer is already complete! Toy Story 2wks ago, Alladin last week and tonight THE LION KING!!!!!!!!! Guess I'll travel after this lol
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My grandma with the backhanded compliment lol
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Hey bae
Tweeting my excitement to see @MikeJohnson1_ ❤️ Currently 6 minutes away
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If her dog thinks you're a punk you not the one homie
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If you dont this icon you're to young for me 😅🤣😂
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My hmgirl says I look mean and unapproachable when I don't smile... my counter is that it's just rbf🤷🏽‍♂️
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When you lay your head on my chest at night and you're so comfy wit me it's like an IV going straight to my bloodstream feeding me nutrients 💯
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Ready to see who gets the final kiss (rose) tonight! 8|7c @BacheloretteABC
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If you offer to go halfsies on our date, you winning in my eyes. I still want to pay though
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Congrats homie, dylans hand is tiny lol
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You sexy af when you accomplish a goal🙌🏽
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Men Tell All this Monday!
Just a few of the men we can't wait to see again on Monday's #TheBachelorette!
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Hol up, who wore it best 😜😂 #TheBachelorABC
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I'm seriously stopped on the side of the highway.... my car just stopped on me 🤦🏾‍♂️like my car said I had 1 more mile left before E. 1st time for everything 🤷🏾‍♂️ time to walk
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Woke up at 3:30am in a pool of sweat. I had a nightmare I was kidnapped by the Proud Boys and KKK. And worst was that the leader of our country didn't condemn them when he was directly asked during the debate last week. You don't rock with me if you rock with him.
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Idk what I was going through in '00 but @rascalflatts "What hurts the most" went hard
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When u say "want coffee" to her
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I call my grandma to check on her and she talking about she becoming a Youtuber! I swear I love my grandma!!!!
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My words are husband but I want my looks to be zaddy 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Ugh! Pete! Breh we jus want you're happiness
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My godkids started school today. I pray for patience for all you with crazy beautiful kids haha
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To my friends that have committed suicide know that I love you. For those who have contemplated this, I don't judge you and know I have love for you
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Its 12:27pm....I guess I'll get outta bed n hop on the couch
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Get on yo shit! Tomorrow isn't promised
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Ugh, do I have to "adult" today 😩
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I urge you not to look at social media and feel you're not beautiful. The idea that beauty looks like this is a complete failure of imagination
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So like who has some extra room on their couch for me to crash tonight's episode #THEBACHELOR
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I wanna go outside again!
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When you go on multiple shows to find love and still end up single asf 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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#ad It's Mike… from State Farm 😂 Shoutout to my bro @JakeStateFarm for the Jake starter pack 💯
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Protestor in Peloskis office.... I wouldn’t be able to do this shit. Clearly if you ever thought otherwise let today help you swallow the pill that you were apart of the problem and you need to fix it. Stand back and stand by my ass
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Do ppl still get boo'd up for the holidays? Or we grown folk now and it's year round... my sis literally just asked me lol
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Idk who needs to hear this but society doesn't dictate where you are in your life currently and if you're on track or not 💯
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Hands down @hellokatiemo and @angkay7 have the best hair
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Happy Veterans Day to all of my fellow veteran’s. Thank you for supporting the freedom we all hold dear and at times take for granted 🇺🇲 2013 Airman Leadership School
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Idk if I should feel offended bc I only have one skill lol 🤪or is this a proud moment 🤔 #TheBachelorette
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Idk who needs to hear this but, time heals.
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Getting old sign 1: when you're online putting in your birth year but you have to keep scrolling
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Laughing cuz I farted n my photographer thought it was someone else 😝
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Happy Birthday to my Beautiful Queen!!
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Smiling since the beginning! Btw I may need to speak to my parents 🤔 My 1st cousins and I.
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This is the most dramatic presidential debate ever 🌹
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Can you @Postmates liquor?
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For those with untrue assumptions.. I'm grateful to be in your thoughts... 1. I deflected a question posed to me on my dating life - made a playful comment 2. I love black women too 3. Im happy, those are the vibes 🙌🏽
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Btw this trying to get @TylerJCameron3 body is for the birds. Since im staying in I want ice cream or oreos but now it has to be healthy n tasty 😩. Anyways watching @ShotCaller crazy dope movie!
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A text from my sis I'll share: Sometimes when I get bored I go to @Starbucks to hear all the nice compliments the workers give me lol
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"I needed to lose you, to love me" "I needed to lose you, to find me" -- these words speaking @selenagomez
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Great grandma and my mom said what up
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I don't drink coffee and have a Android...am I a walking 🚩🚩🚩🤔
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When its you and your fav cousin w/ all your grandparents/older fam and they just talking shit n you cant leave the room @TylerJCameron3
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Replying to @PethDerek
Breh you handled yourself with such poise, this is your moment
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