This man took “I can fix her” to the next level LMFAOOOOOO cmon bro

Dude be careful handling that thing he has 125 base attack and can sweep your whole bloodline with scarf + moxie

Ban girls from tournaments -they are visually distracting by being hot -a lot of girls play Zelda and she's really annoying to fight -not sure how to greet them (handshake? hug? bro-fist?) -my ego and masculinity are too fragile to handle losing to a girl in video games pls

I’ve never spoken to one and I’m scared of being hurt by them

Falco’s up smash (get it guys it’s like Smash Bros.)

Pokemon peaked in gen 2. 16 gyms and 2 regions on a GAME BOY COLOR CARTRIDGE Most mechanical innovation between generations Coolest rival/story/vibe Fat postgame You get to fight Red in the god damn mountains FIRE music These games were dripping with swag, take me back

Nah this is the craziest shit I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂

HOLY FUCK IT WOULD BE CALLED DIMMADASHING

Idk who needs to hear this but if you play Super Smash Bros. then you will never get a girlfriend or even a date. Stop being 12 and form realistic goals

Ash Ketchum was TEN when he took 20 years to win the Pokemon League

American patriotism is a mental disorder

Never ask: -a woman her age -a man his salary -Elite GSP where he was on January 6th, 2021

Shoutouts to gen 9 for introducing all the best Grass types

Sakurai: "We're going to be releasing even more DLC Fighters. Sometimes it seems like the finish line is slipping further away. Please let me go home, Nintendo, I'm begging you. My daughter is almost grown up and I haven't seen her since Brawl came out."

Meet n Fuck Kingdom is unironically a better game than Multiversus

Jesus Gameing Christ

12 step Smash improvement guide -Play a lot -Intelligent counterpicks -Camp with the lead -Keep calm -Alter your style midgame -Train with multiple people -Open yourself to criticism -Practice techskill -Target your weak areas -Introduce new mix-ups -Enter more -Review your vods

I really wish Ultimate was Easy Melee instead of Smash 4 2

I think Ultimate players collectively hate every single character in the game

This is so sad. He was so close to becoming the #1 ranked Luigi player too 💔

Somebody called a random Luigi main's weewee tiny so he launched into an insane homophobic tirade in public Can't make this shit up LOL

Here's the reverse ground rush aka turnaround/skid canceling. Enjoy! This technique completely revolutionizes movement in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Bro I’m weak LOOOOOOLLLLLL

Every Smash player right now

I still remember being 14 and convincing my mom to let me go to my first tournament. "Yeah, you're dropping me off for 12 hours at some game shop where a bunch of people who know each other from the internet are gathered, but I promise nobody's like that"

EE: "👀" Girl in the clip: "hehe ur so funny EE, love u homie" Boyfriend of the girl in the clip: "can't blame my mans, the cake got me too LMAO" Some random guy on Twitter who has nothing to do with the situation:

Bro wtf? A 3 piece combo that does 68% and kills from 0 off a NAIR!?!? What do you even do about that? No other character has this kind of punish game in Ult with such little room for counterplay. I think this clip makes it clearer than ever before that we have to ban Steve

Egirls: “uwu” Mario falling off the level in Mario 64: “uWAOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOoooo”

You CAN be good at Smash Bros. and also be attractive. You just happen to be both ugly and free

Last thoughts, it's absolutely disgraceful that the final image of Etika circulating via NYPD and other mainstream outlets is basically a mugshot where he looks angry/aggressive. This guy was the pinnacle of laughs and smiles when we saw him. Fix that up. That's not his legacy.

If smashers are scared of DP and fireball motions then how the fuck are they gonna do the inputs for Obtuse Rubber Goose Green Moose Guava Juice

Top 3 of Big House is Steve Fox and Kazuya and it’s not even a Tekken tournament

"Impeach" "I'm Daisy!"

Idk she kinda bad

1 of every Pokemon vs. one billion lions

Everyone knows this is impossible, Melee literally has a better resurrection story than Jesus Christ

Steph Curry: "yo the moon landings are all fake" NASA: "come 2 the moon wit us lol we'll honk when we outside"

So grimy of Salem to go Hero for this set knowing that Ness players can't read

Solution to the timer: if the clock runs out, the players have to kiss

Yeah Smash commentary is bad, but y'all fuckin suck at playing the game too and we don't complain about it

Hardest techs in Smash Ultimate: -dropping through platforms -full hop aerials -not accidentally rolling -air dodging in the correct direction -running a rotation without anyone forgetting to close themselves out on character select

I joined the Smash community 14 years ago when I was 14. I’ve now spent 50% of my life dedicated to being a player/caster/TO/etc across 4 titles. I think the time has come for me to officially retire from competing. Thank you all for the good ass games. See you behind the scenes

Flying Pokemon shitting themselves rn

This post really blew up as legitimate advice but the truth is I just picked whatever bs tips would spell out this acronym 🤷‍♀️ Props to the few of you that saw through my elaborate ruse

Today the entire northeast got mopped by a 13 year old Ness player whose favorite game is Among Us

After I punish someone's regular get up 5 times in a row

Banning Steve is a weak move. The new generation has gone soft. Instead of banning a character because you hate fighting them, why not learn how to code and delete him from the game files entirely? That’s what real champions would do

Twitter is fucking bonkers bro

"Dad I wanna be Spider-Man for Halloween" "No son, you will be Nipsey Hussle so I can farm clout off of a small child and a deceased man simultaneously"

Smashers say $5-10 extra entry fee will make or break their tournament attendance but then drop $30 on a KBBQ dinner two nights of the event And then decline to leave a $5 tip cause it'd make or break their dinner attendance

Oh but y'all fuckin LOOOOOVE socialism when it's a $1200 check straight to your bank account

Sonic vs. Steve up on stream Jesus Christ walks out of the venue God has literally abandoned us

Pretty much every game/community I’ve seen is the opposite, where competitive players don’t give a fuck about casuals but the casuals babyrage about taking their thing seriously

The difference between Melee and Ultimate is that Sora can actually win in Melee

She'll text you back bro she's just enjoying Pokemon in a truly open world format for the first time

To everyone picking up Melee right now: do yourself a favor and pick a top tier

Today's tea: ) ) ) ( ) ) ) _(___(____)____(___(__ (__ \ A fair stage / _ \ list is better / | \ than a /____| \ diverse / \ one / \___________/

Nobody plays better neutral than a Link player at 0% trying to hold onto the blade beam

Moving to Australia because I'd rather die at 26 to a house spider or a wild dingo than Thwack or Magic Burst

Rest in peace Aziz, one of my first ever friends in Smash since we met at a Brawl tournament in 2009. He farmed me with Snake and set me on the first crazy losers run of my life. I’ll never forget that day. Even though he was like my little brother by age, I always looked up to him and his incredible mind for everything he touched. Aziz is one of the greatest gamers to have ever lived, with a work ethic that matched his incredible natural talent. We shared so many memories together since then. Playing Marvel 3 and Pokemon TCG while I was in college, him and Cactuar laughing their asses off at me while I was blackout drunk on his balcony, going to Pokemon Worlds together in 2014, and helping each other through the darkest times in our lives. The attached picture is us and our friend Christian at Nintendo World on the night Smash 4 launched. He didn’t give a fuck about the game but we stayed up all night playing Falcon dittos before he entered his one and only bracket for that game the following weekend. The only thing he cared about was opening up the controller that came in the bundle to see if it was viable for Melee…truly a man with a one-track mind. I wish I could’ve done more for him. I was the last person to see him before his suicide attempt last year and tried my best to set him on the right path. It will always haunt me that I couldn’t do enough to talk him off the ledge. When I visited him in the hospital afterward, he was grateful to be alive and seemed to be on the right path. We spent hours and hours over the last few years going back and forth on how to facilitate his reentry to Smash and improve his life outside of it to become successful and happy. Melee was his everything, and anyone who knew him would also know that he’d never feel truly complete without it. While he definitely had to work on himself, he deserved better from the community he put so much of his life into. My sadness and anger are aimed in a million different directions right now and this has been a horrible emotional experience for so many people. Instead of pointing fingers or hopping on soapboxes, please take the time to honor and admire his incredible contributions to the last 20 years of Melee. I don’t want to speak for him, but I can only imagine that all he’d want is for the game to live on forever. I love you man, I hope you’re at peace. I’ll be missing you for the rest of my life and wishing I knew the right thing to say. There will never be another one like Hax Fucking Money.

I lost my job right after LMBM and have been living off of my modest savings while (unsuccessfully) job hunting and studying to get certified for teaching/IT. Today I took my 18 month old cat to the vet because she wasn’t eating and looked pale and weak. She was so anemic that she might have only had days to live without a blood transfusion. We immediately went to an emergency animal hospital where I spent almost all of the money I had left to my name getting her admitted. Turns out she also has the rarest blood type for cats, which they didn’t have on hand. After calling 20-30 animal hospitals in the area, they found someone in New York who could perform the transfusion. After picking her up at the first hospital and getting her to this one at 3 am, I’m now sitting in the waiting room while the transfusion is underway. I’m praying that this is enough to stabilize her and that the root cause of her condition isn’t something fatal. Anyone who knows me well knows that I love cats, and although I don’t have children, I think the bond I have with my cats is the same as people have with their kids. I know it’s a dumb ass, completely irrational financial decision to do what I’m doing, but it’s what I know is right in my heart even if I’m effectively broke as a result. I don’t know how much further treatment she’ll need or what it’ll cost, or if the bills will end here. I feel completely pathetic getting on the internet and asking people for money, but this is where I’m at now. Hopefully this is the first and last time I’ll ever have to do this. I don’t have the brainpower to set up a gofundme at 5 am in an animal hospital, but if you’re able to help me out in a tough spot, here are my tags on all the apps. PayPal: maxkrchmar@gmail.com Venmo: Max-Krchmar Cashapp: $MaximillianKrchmar I’m fucking endlessly grateful to anyone who goes out of their way to do this and I’d be happy to repay you in some fashion like a commentary/gameplay lesson or vod review or whatever it is you think I can provide value with. Feel free to hit me up if there’s something I can do. If you know of any job openings in or outside of esports that fit my skillset, please slide them my way. Thanks so much for reading and I’m sorry for even asking for help, I feel deeply ashamed to do this but it would go a long way.

Roy main: "it's Double-Edge Dance, not Dancing Blade" Shulk main: "ACKSHUALLY they're Monado ARTS, there's only one Monado" Lucina main: *wipes glue moustache* "uhhhh tbh I don't even remember what move I just did but yeah it def killed you lol"

I'm on the subway, gazing aimlessly. A kid in a Mario shirt with his mom, age 10-12, looks at me a few times nervously. The train stops. His mother taps me on the shoulder as they're about to get off. "My son loves your videos. It's a shame you parted ways with the Game Grumps."

The internet is an incredible place

I have done irreparable damage to society

I present to you the worst game of Smash Bros. ever played by mankind, to the soothing tune of dishes being washed

Don't think I've ever been cooked this hard

If Hero can randomly crit as a nod to RPGs he should be able to randomly miss too 😒

That feel when the real Smash has a cooler roster than the fan games now

Smash players will show up to a tournament with frame perfect IDJ combos but no housing plans, bro you’re worried about the wrong air bnb

Leffen is right. Many Ultimate players are lazy grinders with too much baby pride to put losing with their main in friendlies on the line. You've gotta sit through hours of Ganon or random dittos before someone gets salty enough to go their main. In other games, they just run it

Of course the first stage we see from the NFT platform fighter is a Lylat clone LMAOOOOOOOOOO how about you integrate with some bitches

First time a Terry player has ever gone for their third jab on purpose

Insane how Discord is significantly better than both of these things but somehow only gamers know it exists

To all you lucky fucks who get to be skinny by accident: I hate you

I hate low tier mains. If they lose, oh, no big deal, they’re just a funny little low tier guy! If they win, they’re fucking geniuses even though only 4 people alive know the matchup. Get that option select shit out of here and pick up Palutena

Not buying Smash 6 unless it has -rollback netcode -wavedashing -real dashdancing -the IP + home addresses of every man in her DMs -Goku These are the BARE MINIMUM for a platform fighter in 2025 and I won’t settle for less

Hey @ZohranKMamdani do you fw Super Smash Bros. at all

Brawl heads know who this belongs to

Steve will be banned at Let's Make Big Moves 2024, a thread 🧵

Can't believe this dude went from teaching people how to get good at Melee to trying to prove that God is real. Bro you're worried about the wrong Genesis

Genesis top 8: 8+ characters represented (Pichu, Wolf, Ike, Peach, Inkling, Palutena, Fox, Pikachu + secondaries) 3 countries represented (US, Japan, Mexico) 6 states represented (CA, OK, CT, FL, NY, OH) Sickest game, sickest community. Can't wait for tonight.

BREAKING: Charles Martinet has officially retired as the voice of Mario, to be replaced by Charles Thoren effective immediately

Bro you don't have "natural talent," nobody knows the fuckin Lucas matchup

If Le'Veon Bell wins The Box and tells the entire Smash community to pick up a football I will lose my mind

To those feeling disillusioned with Ultimate: give Melee a serious shot before you quit Smash entirely. Learning it isn't as hard as you think, but you'll get your shit rocked for a while. Once it starts clicking there's no better feeling in the world and the ceiling is infinite

The dilemma every low tier main faces on the daily

So far the hardest Ultimate tourneys have been won by: MVD (Snake) Light (Fox) Tweek (Wario) KEN (Sonic) Glutonny (Wario) MKLeo (Ike) Berry interesting

No shortage of scrubs in a hospital

Can't believe so many people are asking if this is serious. Why would I joke about this?

Y’know I’ve always hated the ozone layer

It's Phoenix Wright and his fsmash is a C&D

For anyone confused, the organizer is his mom, this is not a hack or a scam. Please help out if you can, I’m relieved to hear that he’s still fighting and I hope he pulls through

Blacklist all TOs attempting to run locals right now

Watching Onin build a cock and balls in the middle of a close top 8 set is killing me LMAO