Extremely skilled poet and dancer with a seemingly endless sense of longing. Hi!

Los Angeles
You’re welcome.
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Friends reunion being rescheduled for the beginning of March. Looks like we have a busy year coming up. And that's the way I like it!
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I built the Friends lego set. I made myself Batman. But that’s neither here nor there. I’m Batman.
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Big news coming...
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Of the Friends @LEGO_Group I think you can clearly see that Chandler is the most attractive
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Not being able to sleep is one of the worst things that can happen to a person.
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"Sometimes I like to hold things like this and pretend I'm a giant." Line by Craig Bierko. Funniest man I have ever met.
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We lost a good Friend yesterday in James Michael Tyler. Gunther, you will be missed. Read in Peace.
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So much has been written about me in the past. I thought it was time people heard from me. The highs were high, the lows were low. But I have lived to tell the tale, even though at times it looked like I wouldn’t. And it’s all in here. I apologize it’s not a pop up book.
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Dear 23 year olds, you all look great. Get off the treadmill.
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I just booked a movie with Meryl Streep! If you need me, I'll be on the treadmill for the next 6 weeks. #Don'tlookup
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I’m getting a manicure this morning. That’s okay right? I mean it says man right in the word.
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You can now finally find me on Instagram. @mattyperry4
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Sorry I don’t know who made the image, but bravo.
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Happy New Years everyone. And by the way 2018? What the hell was that?!?
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Why do bad things have to happen? Rip Kobe.
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On an unrelated note, I would very much like to look like Bradley Cooper. Thanks much.
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When did eating three meals a day become a chore?
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Christian Bale has slightly more control over his body weight than I do.
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Finally saw A Star is Born. And now I have a giant crush on Bradley Cooper. Hmmm. This is going to be a major adjustment.
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What is this, a limited edition t-shirt for charity? For two weeks only, I'm releasing an apparel collection! Proceeds will support the World Health Organization's COVID 19 relief efforts. Banana not included. Available at: represent.com/store/matthewp…
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I got kicked out of therapy today.
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“Have you had any work done?” Compliment? Or put down? You tell me.
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Could I BE More ME? I'm releasing a new limited edition apparel collection only available for three weeks. Get yours and gear up for the Reunion. Only available at represent.com/matthewperry
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Batman turns 80 today. Happy birthday Batman.
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I am not sure why Leonardo DiCaprio is billed ahead of me in the upcoming film " Don't Look Up" But I don't want you guys to worry about it. I know some people. We'll figure this thing out. #Couldnotbemoreexcited
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This is just for one person... right? #mattypartyofone
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Three months in a hospital bed. Check.
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Easy guys, it was just one session. I’m back in therapy where I belong:)
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Perfect movies: 1) Back to the Future, 2) Midnight Run, 3) _________? -I'm Mattman
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Tennis players drink more water on a change over than I drink in an entire week.
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Sure George Clooney and Brad Pitt have both won best supporting actor Oscars. But have either of them written a mostly critical panned play. I think not. Ha!
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Could I BE Any More Vaccinated? Get your shot and then get your shirt. Shop the entire collection at represent.com/matthewperry Only available for a limited time
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A new Top Gun movie is coming out I wonder if Tom Cruise will run, jump, or swim in this one.
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Dear Bruce Willis, I'm so sorry to hear what you are going through, but you're still the coolest man I've met in my entire life. You will remain in my prayers for a long long time. Maybe we should get together and watch the whole 10 yards and get a couple of hours of sleep.
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Emergency dental surgery at 6pm. Now thats what I call a hat on a hat.
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Storms coming...
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Replying to @iga_swiatek
Congratulations on your wonderful win yesterday, Champ!
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America deserves a more pissed off Don Lemon tonight we all do. Come on Don, drop those gloves, drop the gloves the way we all want to do.
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For some unseen reason my hair has turned red. And now I look strikingly like Ronald McDonald.
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Yayyyyyyyy! #GoOn
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I thought of a hilarious tweet. But I had to redact the entire thing.
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I have never understood why Dorothy ever left the poppy field.
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Man, I wish I had thought of the premise of the movie “ Yesterday.” So great.
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Ready for the long weekend and an even longer bath! After a week like this, I know my team is! Shop the entire collection at represent.com/matthewperry and let the relaxation begin!
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Headed home.
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When people say lol, by definition they are lying.
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At a certain point witty banter doesn’t become witty anymore. Someone say something real. I may be in the wrong profession. See what I mean?
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Let's make stigmas a stigma. -I'm Mattman #mentalhealth
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Excited to share our first ever limited edition cast merchandise collection available at represent.com/friends
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Federer and Nadal playing on the same doubles team right now on The Tennis Channel. I am basically in heaven.
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I’m in that.
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Leftover Chin Chin at 2:17 am in front of the fire is all right.
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Nothing better than this.
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The best way to start the day is a BIG ENTRANCE! The Friends Reunion Cast Collection is back with seasons 4-6 just in time for the holidays. Shop now at represent.com/friends
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I am watching Parenthood and relearning how hot Minka Kelly is.
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Upbeat people are a downer.
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Many of you have asked what klonoa game I am playing. It's the new one on the wii. I'm at level six. I play with my pants around my ankles.
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Some ladies can even make a cemetery look good. Thanks for joining us CC! #GoOn
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Today is the day! #FriendsLoversBook is finally here. I’m so excited that I get to share my story with you. It has been a meaningful experience for me and I hope you find some meaning in it too. To purchase a copy, head to MatthewPerryBook.com.
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I feel reborn whenever there is a new iPhone update. I’m fine.
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It's official. I never sleep. How are you guys doing???
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The pink bunny is back!! The final drop of the Friends Cast Collection is here featuring our favorite moments from seasons 7-10. Only available for one month so shop at the link in my bio now or go to represent.com/friends!
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#1 ⭐️ Wow- a dream come true! Thank you all so much for making #FriendsLoversBook #1 on the @nytimes bestseller list. Feeling grateful and humbled for all of the love you have given my memoir and am happy to hear my words resonated with you.
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LAST CHANCE to shop my collection at represent.com/matthewperry These products are gone forever tomorrow!
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Bill Murray went to see the Broadway version of Groundhog Day two nights in a row.
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Amazed at American ingenuity and inspired by the resilience of New Yorkers @OneWorldNYC #neverForget
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I’ve started practicing mindful breathing exercises. Just kidding! I’m just enjoying the clean air in my home. Thanks @Molekuleair
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The movie " This Means War " is based on the premise that three of the best looking people in the world can't get a date.
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Oh Canada, how I’ve missed you! So nice being back to my home country to share a glimpse of my story with you all. To all of you who have come out to @hotdocs to listen to me speak about my journey with @tompowercbc - it means the world, thank you.
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Replying to @JustinTrudeau
I think I will pass at your request for a rematch kind sir (given that you currently have an army at your disposal)
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Headed to Cabo for a much needed vacation. ( Are actors allowed to say they need a vacation?)
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Go Coco Go! @cocogauff
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Oh great. Now I have to wait a year to see the next episode of Ozark.
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The one where I go on book tour. I’ll be talking about #FriendsLoversBook with some special guests in a city near you. Or maybe not in a city near you, I don’t know where you live. Luckily, there’s a livestream event too! MatthewPerryBook.com
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Congratulations @CocoGauff you have made your mark.
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I can't seem to get into the Olympics. I tried, world. I tried.
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My father after eye surgery : " I've been seeing double. I think maybe I should stop driving. "
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Please help if you can — gofundme.com/f/hope-for-pedr…
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All I want to do is watch BARRY. I am glad that society is set up in such a way that I can do just that. #sojealousiamaboutofallover
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Here’s a sneak peek at my memoir and the audiobook for #FriendsLoversBook. Read (or hear) more about my time on Friends, battling addiction, and much more when the book hits shelves next week. MatthewPerryBook.com
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Need I say more....
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Tennis players signal for a towel at the end of every point. There should be a signal for not asking for a towel. Not for asking for one.
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I just accidentally ordered a pizza.
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And we have come to the end of The End of Longing. Thank you New York. Coming home...
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My face on the Odd Couple stage door has been painted over with green paint.I think it's safe to assume that we have been cancelled. #subtle
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Go Federer go...
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My ego doesn't like that I have to stop writing about myself. But the book is now done. So that's that. instagram.com/p/CezL1rZvSc3/…
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VERY EXCITED to be able to show you all the new poster for my play! #EndOfLonging
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I think I may be falling for New York. Ryan Adams live at Carnegie Hall is helping.
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Check this video out to find out about my latest exciting project & for more info see @EndOfLonging
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Courteney Cox shooting Go On today..! She is fantastic, obviously. And my desire to show off in front of her is back in full swing!
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My new dog Kopi.....
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This looks awfully good.
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☕ or 🍵? 📝 or 💻? Answering these and more questions about my writing must-haves for #FriendsLoversBook.
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Looks like I'll be staying in for the next month or so...
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Thought I would get my twitter going again with a photo of me from the tca's. #theoddcouple
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