This is the meanest thing the internet has EVER said to ANYONE, ever.
And I’m available.
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There are LITTERALLLLLY a BILLION better ways to spend quarantine time. A REAL BILLION
what better way to quarantine than with mimosas and @MatthewLillard
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…feels like a good moment to post again on twitter.
Happy fucking #Pride you queer angels. I love you dearly.
Fuck yes.
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I don’t actually remember putting the Mystery Machine on @airbnb, once I opened the app I blacked out as the spirit of hosting possessed my mortal body once again.
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How awesome is this?!?
Best news?
I always come back!!!
FNAF is the BIGGEST @blumhouse film of ALL-TIME. Just passed SPLIT. thanks to Emma Tammi, Scott Cawthon, cast & the New Orleans crew, the Henson team, & our partners @universalpics & @peacock. @jhutch1992, @matthewlillard, @Piperrubios, @elizethdlail
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Scooby-Doo’s 50th anniversary today. It is my history. I’m proud to be a part of its legacy.
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Who out here is still shoutin’ “All Lives Matter”?
Askin’ so I can block ya.
Thanks.
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Dear #scream fans... thank you for caring all these years later. It's humbling.
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Dear SCOOB.
I hope you're everything the world needs in this time of crisis. Have a great opening.
#zoinks. .
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I can assure you, he doesn’t.
(he also has weird veins in his HACKERS forehead! WTF!?!)
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REMINDER: Breonna Taylor is dead and the men who killed her are still free. There is not a single person in the world that thinks that's okay.
Unless you got that evil in your heart.
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Here’s the thing. I deeply believe in anyone’s ability to choose who they vote for, that is what my grandfather fought in World War II to protect. That is the greatest aspect of being an American. But to me, personally, this decision isn’t even close. Kamala Harris is the best person to lead our country #Harris #IMO #debate
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If your elected official had “no comment” on what’s happened over the last 100hrs... your elected official is a punk-ass-coward and needs to find a new job.
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LFG!!! #Afton
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I made a bet...Fans are excited about #FNAF but do you think it's "a buncha fans" or a "total crap-ton"? I'm bettin' it's"A TOTAL CRAP-TON!" and I'm here for it! #williamafton #IALWAYSCOMEBACK #purpleguy #FiveNightsAtFreddys Theaters n' streaming on Peacock October 27
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Search your name in gifs and show me the one that best sums up your year so far. Here’s mine:
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Well this sucks.
What a crappy way to find out.... thanks Hollywood. You never sense to amaze me.
Will Forte, Gina Rodriguez, Tracy Morgan and Frank Welker have been cast in the upcoming ‘SCOOBY DOO’ film. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/heat-v…)
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Dear Trans community, I love you and stand with you.
Fuck yes.
#TransDayOfVisibility
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The fact that Neve Campbell isn’t getting paid her worth is straight up sexism. I think it’s horrible. There. I said it. #Scream6 #scream #NeveCampbell #OG etonline.com/scream-star-mat…
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…who wants this?
Although not officially announced yet, I'm sure another #Scream film will be greenlit. If it's going extra meta it could be SCREAM II. Also, I'm not saying Stu (@MatthewLillard) survived in '96 and should come back...but actually, yes I am! #horror #digitalartwork #bringbackstu
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If U voted for @realDonaldTrump the 1st time, it’s your privilege as an American. If you vote for him this Nov, again, it’s your privilege. The difference is this time you know he’s a fucking racist, which makes you a fucking racist by association. Don’t be a fucking racist.
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Dear #SCREAM fans, 2.0 is a love letter to each and every one of you. Congrats to the new cast & crew… welcome to the family.
Wes would be proud.
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LFG.
#FNAF
BELIEVE.
As promised:
#FNAF FANS: You asked and we delivered.
#FNAFMovie is coming this Halloween on October 27. 2023!!!!!
205 days until the party.
And that is the BIG NEWS
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Can we agree that an untrained 17yr old carrying an AR-15 into a highly charged situation isn’t great…like that part is easy to agree about right?
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...I remember you... Clear as a bell... I remember I liked you a lot. (I'm pretty sure I told you that?)
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Sorry not sorry.
I will always invite parents with LITTLE kids, people on the spectrum or badass mother F&*KERS rocking wheelchairs to the FRONT OF THE LINE.
GUARANTEED.
Hopefully Matthew Lillard doesn’t do like he did last time. Last time he had them let all the kids up to the front of the line in front of people that were already waiting in line for an hour and a half. He made it like it was a Scooby Doo convention
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Thank you internet for wishing me a happy birthday. I appreciate 98% of you on a daily basis. Here is a collection of pictures, featuring my face.
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This is a violent reaction that nobody needs... but I sort of appreciate.
It's nice to know my time as Shaggy did not go unnoticed.
Thank you Cheezy.
Me when I saw that @MatthewLillard wasn’t voicing Shaggy.
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Oh boy! #ChrisEvans dropped a dick pick!
Wanna see something else real sexy?!?
How bout the cops who murdered #BreonnaTaylor get served some piping hot justice?
#sexy
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If they were POC... they’d be dead. #Truth
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Gross.
Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.
In the New Testament, four different times Jesus tells his followers to always pay their taxes. Why is it in the United States that churches don’t have to pay taxes? The IRS figures if all churches paid their fair share of 15% taxes that it would total over $2 trillion a year.
More than enough to solve the homelessness in this country, since it looks like these Pastors would rather spend your donations on New Cars instead of feeding the hungry.
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Behold my glory.
The humans @WyrmwoodGaming are the best humans ever. @BeadleAndGrimm @Wizards_DnD
This should finish this moment in time. Thank you for playing.
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People may need some goodness right now. Coco finished her last chemo treatment yesterday. 9 months later and Ewing sarcoma can SUCK IT! Our community threw an impromptu welcome home party for our favorite warrior. Leave a comment below...let her know how radical she is! #COCO
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Stopping. Going to bed. Thank you all for the goodness. Makes me feel warm and gushy on the inside bits.
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The game will never be the same.
Like, wanna hear something that’s even better than chocolate pizza? 🍫🍕 @MatthewLillard joining #MultiVersus as Shaggy. #ScoobyDoo
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Be there or be L7
🚨 BIG NEWS! 🚨 On Friday, June 9th at 11 am PT, we'll be interviewing @MatthewLillard (That's right the #FNAFMovie's William Afton, himself!)
Reply to this tweet with your questions!
#FNAF fans won't wanna miss this!
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Remember when the government gave everyone $1200 to survive the pandemic?
hahahahahah.
hilarious.
THE PANDEMIC WITH NO END IN SIGHT?
Crazy. Right?
The US government has completely failed every single American.
#truestory
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WARNING: If you spit ignorant garbage at me, you will blocked, without a single FUCK given.
#votePLEASE
#voteICANT
#voteBREATHE
#voteMOMMA
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Hostess: “Are you the guy from Scooby Doo?”
ME: “I am”
HOSTESS: “I was gonna ask you...BUT I DIDN'T WANNA BE MEAN?!?”
Meanest thing ever said? Yes probably. WTF.
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OG TikTok
I don’t know if I’m ever going to have the raw, passionate appeal of @MatthewLillard in “She’s All That” and I accept it. I wonder what it feels like to be the coolest guy on the fucking planet
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Not guilty. Welcome to the Wild fuckin' West.
The violence that is coming will be unprecedented.
#godsaveusall
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That’s the SCREAM premier. (I think).
That dude behind me... why he sweat in’ me?
Not sure why I always stuck out my tongue ... apparently I thought it was cute? #weird #youth #longtimeinthe GAME
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Dear universe. Please never let this end.
teddit.net/r/BadAssShaggy/?s…
@reddit is the best.
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It’s really weird it’s being advertised that I’m participating? Because I’m not.
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Our legacy shall never be forgotten! #SCREAMOG
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How do you know a meme is dead?
Get recast!
Need to say thank you for the outpouring of support from the Scoobyverse. It was a humiliating moment... it will pass. That said, it was comforting to recieve the love. Trying to figure out what’s next...thank you.
#zoinks
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This is sooooo cool. Proud to be a part of this legacy. #ScoobyDoo
They all sound strangely familiar…
One of the best scenes of the new ‘Guess Who?’ Episode!
@GreyDeLisle @katemicucci @MatthewLillard #FrankWelker are all legends! 💜🧡💚💛🤎
#ScoobyDoo
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I’ve erased all my angry tweets. I’m just gonna say this and leave it be… our rage is more then your joy. Fuck off n’eat a bag of DICKS.#RoeVWade
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If I die at this point, I’m too old for it to be considered “tragic”.
Be safe.
Wear a mask.
Love everyone.
#ProtectMatthewLillard
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We are pretty much the same person. Glory be to me for pressing past the WB Line!
Zoinks! Born Jan. 24, 1970, actor Matthew Lillard is 18,530 days old today, the same age as Wilford Brimley on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congratulations, @MatthewLillard! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
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Bless this day.
#hacktheplanet
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Not a single question about how they are going to help the American people survive financially. Not a single thought to address the real life problems of working families. Not a single fuck given. Not even one.
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He’s the hero we all need... #shaggy
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one of the great nights of my life... shown but present? @KillerMike
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A blessing on this country. A blessing on our collective love. We will rise above this.
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When your kid (kids) doesn’t go back to school this fall (or spring) it’s because our leaders (Trump) completely failed. (100% Shit the bed)
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Just out here living the dream. Thank you or having me @samriegel @CriticalRole it is always an honor. #HACKTHEPLANET.
📠
ACCESSING NSAA DATABASE...
LOADING PROFILE...
WELCOME, PROJECT NORD DIRECTOR @MatthewLillard
#CriticalRoleSpoilers
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It is your duty, as a human being, to put aside your everyday privilege and observe containment protocols. Stop fucking around. You are killing people.
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Since when does it take guts to tear gas Americans exercising their rights? Only to pose with a book that was burned his hand the moment he touched it. YOU suck-up to keep power which makes you the lowest of the low.
Hard to imagine any other @POTUS having the guts to walk out of the White House like this: @realDonaldTrump
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Everyday I think about the dude behind me...
seriously.
everyday.
@pauldshapiro @BeadleAndGrimms
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Just heard the most American thing ever — “10’s not that many and at least no kids were killed”.
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Why is my face so wobbly at the bottom parts?
(The honor was all mine. Thank you for posting this kindness)
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These moments don’t go unnoticed... it’s like I’ve got 10,000 big brothers/sisters.
Thank you.
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America has chosen a woman of color to be their Vice-President.
#Beautiful.
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