sirèn ✨@Maritzher

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Joined July 2011
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Me putting two and two together months later after a nigga lied to me nitter.app/banksnorest2/status/13…
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A Haitian, a Jamaican and a Nigerian man meet in a bar…
Thugnificent🔴@Otis_Jenkins1
17 Nov 2022
I know of 3 married gents who rent one apartment. No one lives in it, they just use that apartment to cheat. They split the rent in 3.
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Me when I two hand twist and his toes get to curling
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Now explain to me why would a dog need to be this trained?
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@Global_Hearts0
24 Dec 2023
Replying to @fopminui
Police dog in blindfolds walks expertly on tightrope 🐕 nitter.app/i/status/1700192276339…
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My fav thing about NY
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Lmfaooooooooooo why she do this???
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Replying to @Riogotpesos
She is dangerously horny omg
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This is what life’s all about
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Replying to @javroar
This is when I knew the dog was absolutely involved
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Replying to @2GeminiSides @astoldbyneekz
Perioddd. If it don’t go up to my neck I don’t want it
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Me after calling my moms for advice then she piss me off
sirèn ✨
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Hol-on I only had the fries and tenders
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Me proofreading my moms application for citizenship at 11 years old.
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Just the hairline and no hair is hilarious
Meghann Cuniff
@meghanncuniff
22 Dec 2022
Replying to @meghanncuniff
Sketch artist Mona Edwards was in the courtroom today for closing arguments. instagram.com/p/CmdAC7jLNBH/…
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Replying to @BobbiBabe
Santana after getting the ring

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Replying to @iAmLashawnFree
The damn dog can’t even enjoy being a dog
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Don’t want no nigga sending me shit like
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@Vnilla__
25 Aug 2021
Why don’t we have ft voicemail yet?
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Capricorn’s after they’ve hurt your feelings :
Hml Empire
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Replying to @RobWalks_
Lmfao not tooo much! West Indians do it too . It’s mad pretty 🥲
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Me after realizing I paid for 2 weeks of basic training instead of a vacation
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Replying to @sukihanagoat
For free???
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Replying to @smoke_nd_pearlz
Nigga said

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When ya homegirl getting hammered upstairs and his nigga get to asking “so what you tryna do”
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Replying to @sloppysarahh @luv_enchanting
That interviewer…
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Replying to @soIodown @solodownotr
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Replying to @marxwift
She was looking like
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PASSED MY NCLEX 86 questions !! YAASSS BIG RN
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Replying to @sofcknpretty_
I want her

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Replying to @SuperSmada @JosiahHyacinth
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Replying to @MoneyBaggYerrrr
Lmaooooo damn it’s strict around here! But I def agree No payment no service!
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Replying to @nikkitoliver_
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When you start can I have some?!

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Replying to @disa_coleworld @jayvenchey
Baby like ghat damn here she AGAIN
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Replying to @shaTIRED
What kills me is dude was asking another man… and here she go inserting herself in black ppl business
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Replying to @sukihanagoat
The security guard
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Me and my fart under the covers watching Netflix
This Post is from a suspended account.
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Replying to @ICan__FixThat
Why would I not come? You’re gay 😭😭😭🤭🤭
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Replying to @alleybbee
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Replying to @DiarraDumornay
Funny thing is Kash Doll would make the third cuz shorty already has a twin sister 😭
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Replying to @Loccdawggg
When broke niggas started using it towards women
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Why cuz you can’t ?
𝐉𝐚𝐲 𝐒𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞 💨@smoove_hot
23 Jan 2024
No Female On This Earth Is Going Weeks Without Dck 🍆
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Y’all hate these?
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Replying to @__YL__ @ScottieBeam
This

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Replying to @Ryses_Pyses
This the energy he gives off
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Replying to @Loccdawggg
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO They ain’t have to throw that poor bear like that
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Replying to @Its_Somadina @773queen
Cleaning the dirt under his nails
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Replying to @Nyahhdadon
& not the 2 !! 😭😭
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Sonic.. the hedge hog????????????????
EMMY THE BIRTHDAY GIRL@emmytweetedit
12 Jun 2025
wait y’all is sonic an otter? he looks kinda like an otter
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Me to my man when they ask what are we:
Prince Plank
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Replying to @_sugatits
It’s the way she runs away for me 😭
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Replying to @HeronChe
If the Dave Chappelle show was still around I could see him doing this shit
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Replying to @ClaireStockwell @CallawayJake23
Sis that’s toast...
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Anyway. I can’t hold it anymore I’m pregnant again.

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Replying to @helloamazon_ @DuaneDaVinci @DirtyV3gas
Me too. I zoomed in, turned my brightness up. Zoomed out, cleared my eyes. Lmfaoo repeat
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Replying to @kereno_o
Lmaooooo yo this happens quite frequently. Had a patients baby daddy blatantly flirt with me in the room and she chuckling like he’s so crazy... in my head I’m like he’s so serious sis.
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Replying to @bitchesbfightin
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Rick Ross scrolling his TL seeing this Lira shit unfold nitter.app/MuchLong1645/status/10…
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wtf do you guys talk about up here fr
x@soulohlove
1 Apr 2024
booking flights on a phone is crazy. that is a laptop activity
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CT ppl when ppl have opinions about Pizza
lex bubble 🫧
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Replying to @shaTIRED
I think she wants to be the only trans person on earth.
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Replying to @Joshi_NYC
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Ai literally sat down when he sat down cuz she wasn’t feeling the body language from jump But this part right here is sending me lmaoooooo.
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Yale is NOT playing with y’all. They said turn that ass around and figure it out in ya car
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How Haitian men react when you ask “how’s ya wife?” :
Primo Halcón
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Replying to @britneychanel0x
So still makes you ashy. Got it.
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Replying to @jlspruill @JLspruill
They like
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Them folks in the submarine With less than 40hrs of oxygen left
BHAY
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5 fingers she meant
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Replying to @ChefSafs
That’s a beautiful plate… feed these niggas a knuckle sandwich next time.
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This got me crying
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Replying to @killmesIime
Kiosk like *BOOP* 🔊 SLOW STROKER LOTION $11.99
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Replying to @Beyond1983_CN
Lmfaoooooo yo I def know how you feel. Because I seen my grandfather twin after never knowing him fr and he passed when I was a baby. I seen his twin a few years ago at another funeral I was MORTIFIED.
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Replying to @murdaxxo
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Replying to @AFlyBlackLeftie
She literally said “get out... neoooowww” Lmfaooo
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Replying to @dondabag
Booyaka was right there!!
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Heard
Zahra.@_____Zahra18
29 May 2021
Drop allyuh whining videos nuhhhh🥺
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Replying to @crackcobain__
Bricked up with the boyz is crazyyyy
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Replying to @DrMayhem_
Maybe she brush her teef hard lmaooooo
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Replying to @juhmeer
I would’ve said all $14 of it
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I’ve been following jayda for a min and been tryna pronounce her @ name on here for MONTHS. Yesterday it dawned on me as I was at a stop light randomly... “Wait a min” @waydamin Lmfaooooo
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Replying to @BIGPIKLIZ
Like a periwinkle
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I love the term fuck nigga. It’s so… powerful
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Haitian bobot telman dous... can’t give it to everybody
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Replying to @_D1POP
This a boondocks skit too lmaoo
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My stomach after I subjected it to some ice cream nitter.app/t3rrall/status/1186151…
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I mean the body is there
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Freaky grandma and a young rap artist
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I’ve been listening to Wizkid all day this album was fluid and effortlessly executed. Wow no skips.
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Me at the SNKRS headquarters
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When my friend invites me to a function and it’s all ghetto ass ppl
brenda meeks@brendameeks88
20 Apr 2018
Caption this 😂
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Replying to @kaelanigarcia
even he’s frustrated she not getting it
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What’s another classic NY game. Man hunt was fun
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*3-way phone call* You: *muted* Homegirl: what you think about my friend _____? Your crush: *lol* nah chill, what's good with me & u tho?
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Me stopping the war in Ukraine: nitter.app/mexicanwilddog/status/…
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Your dog
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Replying to @RoshedoWilliams @ChiChi_knows @Shaii_Don
She was like
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Dark skin under blue lights is undefeated
•Self-Portrait-Papi• 🇹🇬@togoleseprince
15 Apr 2020
Just chill // Self portrait.
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