Bobby. he/him. 20. Sometimes I’m funny on purpose. Priv: @mahitofanpriv
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Yo ive got a private account now its @mahitofanpriv it’s mainly gonna be a vent account/ random thoughts that are a little too heavy for my main maybe some hornyposting honestly its just a yap account for whatever I need to get off my chest in the moment.
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Mahito when he’s got the upper hand on Yujiro and suddenly a voice in the sky starts taking about how Yujiro has complete control over his cells and body.
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I always thought the darkness was an intentional stylistic choice to give AF a darker tone I never knew it was a colour correction mistake
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Homelander when he has Sora almost beaten and the Woody steps infront of him and starts talking about how he’s never known love:
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Im sure you know more about the creators intentions than the actual creator himself
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How it feels when you ask your friends about a joke and they say its from the “other groupchat”
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“Denji and Shinji would be friends!” Sir Denji would make Shinji cry and then laugh about it
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The upper moons watching as they hit Dante with their most powerful attacks only for it to do nothing (he is running royal guard)
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Marvel fans when a destroyed battlefield doesnt look like a beautiful gorgeous masterpiece
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Yall can have a million different versions of Batman running around the Multiverse but ONE Joker deviates from the norm and its the end of the world
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“Fuuuuu- *Camera cuts to a shot of some ugly CGI goats on a mountain screaming to censor the swear word as the explosion goes off in the distance looking tiny, before cutting back to Jason with covered in ash standing in a crater* “Thank notch I had this totem of undying!”
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I know he can’t use the death note to kill him because he didn’t know L’s full name or some shit but was there anything stopping Light just killing L with a knife or gun or something? idk I haven’t watched death note.
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People talking about all these anime games like the battleground type games didn’t peak with Elemental Battlegrounds.
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The boss should not look like THAT:
EVER. He's the agent of happiness & joy for all ages. Here: no humor, no levity, no optimism or even any sort of exaggeration. The most popular cartoon character of all time looks completely BROKEN.
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Like 40% of his kids are gay
Selina is a stripper
Oracle has a disability and Lucius Fox is black
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Isnt Gojo canonically crazy rich? If so this is even funnier because he did NOT need to take those😭
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I still find it hilarious that in Sonic Omens Chris Thorndyke is just straight up dead😭😭
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Ultron literally caused Civil War, without him Zemo’s family would still be alive, Bucky wouldn’t have been framed meaning T’challa wouldn’t have gone on his revenge mission because his father never dies which would change the entire plot of black panther Ultron had a huge impact
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I like to imagine him getting drunka and rambling about different historical figures and events like an old man would
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Do you think its like a reflex? Like anytime he has a vaguely lightsaber shaped object in his hand he instinctively starts doing lightsaber stuff with it?
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The fact that this is just an innocent dude who just happened to be nearby and caught a jumping for no reason 😭😭
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Cap’s inability to get drunk was more due to his metabolism but I think its also said that if he drank enough he could get drunk it just takes a LOT or strong stuff hence why in Age of Ultron he’s seen drinking Asguardian ale with Thor the same applies to dp and wolverine I think
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Id just walk onto film sets and appear for one single frame in the film staring directly at the camera like fight club
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This is the Ben 10 equivalent of that double knee drop Robin did while crashing out in Tokyo
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nitter.app/bibbus06/status/181409…
You mogged me lmaooooo
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Yuji during the Shibuya incident realising that they were NOT lying about Sukana being like that:
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You claim to enjoy cold showers yet there appears to be steam on the mirror implying you in fact TOOK A HOT SHOWER
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Probably the least amount of effort ive put into a shitpost ever but this came to me in a prophecy and I had to create it
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If I was Jotaro I would use star platnium to freeze time and then I would pull my meat out and show Goku what a real power pole feels like
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I still find it hilarious how this man did nothing but cook good food that healed them and made them better and they jumped him for it.
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Broo you dont get it broo the ice nades and the fist are part of the Doom Eternal flowchart too!!! Walking foward is also part of the Doom Eternal flowchart!!!!
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Alternatively he shouts “OOF MY ENDERPEARLS!” And the enderpearl teleport noise plays when he gets hit in them
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Nah he was just some random guy who got mad at Narancia for spilling wine on his expensive suit so they immediately assumed he was a stand user and started beating the shit out of him.
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Nah Mahoraga would try and adapt and then everything would freeze and the narrator would say “In the mountains of Tibet the monks theorised of a hidden technique that only a person who has streched the limits of humanity could achieve, Yujiro hanma IS that person, by adapting to-
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I think i remember a friend telling me that a batman v superman porn parody is the only time we’ve ever seen a live action Carrie Kelly robin is that true???
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It is funny how Hank (and other Ant-Men) are shown growing in size all the time but Janet is rarely ever shown doing anything other than shrinking
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I remember that exact game, i poured hours into that shit to get the best Stand and Devil fruit and Grimoire😭
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He uses them very briefly earlier on in the trailer though so its probably like Sonic’s blue lightningy form that he saves for when he gets his ass kicked
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I would use it to pretend I’m Metro Man and recreate that one scene while humming Time in a bottle
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