Florida expat. Founder of fundies. Hardstuck Celestial 3 in Marvel Rivals
Boulder, CO
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I'm seriously watching a pedophile-enabling motherfucker crying on stream with a head full of dandruff and twitch chat is spamming Cock Frog
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Liking loli hentai makes you a pedophile. It's as simple as that.
Say "that's offensive" or call me "kink shamer"
1) I don't care
2) Those two words don't constitute an argument
"She only LOOKS like a child but is really a 4,000 y/o entity"
😐 it should be treated as CP
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Dabuz really started scratching his nuts after taking the game. Myran just sitting there staring is killing me LMFAO
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Nah you zoomers and zoomettes literally don't understand
The name "Metroid Dread" was first revealed, no cap, 15 years ago. It's gone through the most hellish of development hells, YEARS of silence.
Metroid gigachads have been through so much pain
And now we're FINALLY blessed
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Twitch chat monster: "these commentators suck ass, ResidentSleeper"
Also Twitch chat monster: *socially awkward in every way. Unable to sustain a commentary block with charisma, eloquence, and substance, let alone have a normal conversation IRL if their life depended on it*
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Dude, just wake ya ass up. It's not that hard. There are logistical reasons for pools to start early, and it's not because TOs WANT to see you stinkers bright and early.
If you care about how you place, but choose to go to bed at 4am, hold that L. As you sow, so shall you reap.
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I've seen suggestions that Smash events ought to be 18+ only
It's a fucking tournament. For a videogame many children play.
The solution is to out all rapists, pedophiles, and abusers and to punish them hard, mercilessly.
Continue to share your stories and raise awareness.
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Someone always says it... but I HAVE to say it
Imagine if this happened in Smash LMAOOO
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A free lesson on statistics:
GnW's 9 hammer has a fifty-fifty chance of happening. It either comes out, or it doesn't come out. Two outcomes. 😳
Please keep this in mind in order to avoid further misinformation. 🕵️♂️
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MKLeo could SD at 0% for buffering an air dodge and Toasty would find a way to praise it as some kind of advanced tactic. Smfh
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What's the point of esports jerseys being made of this moisture wicking material fitting of a physical sport?
They're electronic athletes, put them in some nice threads IMO not stuff that's for physical performance.
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Smash 4 reached levels of sauce beyond what's capable in Ultimate but people choose not to remember that. Foolish.
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I hate to say it (not really) but the Smash community wouldn't last a second in true FGC environments. Too quick to call things broken, too stubborn to adapt, clamoring for patches, refusing to hold themselves accountable and figure out counterplay. 😒
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I'll be DAMNED if I pay some dude $30/hr for SMASH lessons... I wouldn't pay that for ZeRo. I'd rather eat my own shit.
Not to mention there are tons of free videos that cover all smash basics, character specific guides, endless VODs, etc. Y'all got some balls asking for $30 💀
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MKLeo, you're so washed. LMAO now that you don't have your offline cheese, what are you? A has-been. 😂😂
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It's "fuck Nintendo" until they come out with a mid-ass buggy "remaster" of older games and then you meat ride them like there's no tomorrow 🙄
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LMAO I have no real preference either way, but I think it's hilarious that if Mang0 wins: "Melee is the greatest game on earth"
If Hbox wins: "Melee is on its last legs" 😂
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Generally, the people who REALLY quit smash are the ones who do it quietly.
Anyone who makes quitting a big deal, or has to announce it in some unnecessarily dramatic fashion, etc... those guys? They might take a break and then suddenly find a reason to come back 😂
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Normie fanboy opinion, but this is straight up a top 5 moments in cinema history. 😳 Right up there with "No, I am your father" and "you got knocked the fugg out!"
Seriously though if you didn't get giddy for this I just can't fwy ever.
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Nobody is more on-edge than #10 on a PR.
You still lose to jims often (which is why you're #10 and not higher) and you WILL get popped off on and tweeted about.
"Just got a PR win at my local 😎"
Horrendous 💀
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Those "smash 4 sucks" dudes are lame. But what's EXTRA lame is when they also played the game week in week out for 3+ years, complaining non-stop the entire time. 😂
Smash 4 is a great game and will be missed. 😔
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Ban Hero.
His inclusion is highly insensitive to those who are illiterate. Some people literally CAN'T read. (Yoshi mains? Hello?)
Unless the proper accommodations can be made (text to speech?) he needs to be banned now. It's unfair to simply expect players to read. #banhero
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Only playing low tiers AND deluding oneself into thinking of winning huge events (or place in the money) is a disease.
If you main Little Mac the most you're gonna do is an upset, you'll ruin someone's day at a national with some corny ass gimmick and still place 129th at best.
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Honestly, it's a really good thing that Palutena invalidates dogshit gimmick annoying mid tiers. She's doing the lord's work😌
Isn't this beautiful?
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Just FYI this was an early Smash 4 tier list... when the game was actually out instead of -11 days into Ultimate like we are today.
Just don't bother 😂
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Bruh M2K needs a full time caretaker or chaperone managing him. He just goes to events with zero planning or preparation 😂
The amount of times over the years I've seen him not have housing, a ride, ask for the wildest/most inconveniencing favors, etc., is absolutely ridiculous.
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I wonder what losing to a 15 y/o Ness masher from Honduras in 83 frames of input delay feels like
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Morale was at an all-time low due to COVID19, and then these mfs hit us with this shit. Fucking tragic LMAOOO 💀
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OnGob2020 is a joke, but the BIGGEST joke of all is y'all mfers believing that GOBLIN, a jit fresh out of high school was going to host a fucking national LMAOOO 💀💀
"Gullible" is an understatement 😂
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Tangent:
A straight line is said to be a "tangent" of a curve y = f(x) at a point x = c on the curve if the line passes through the point (c, f(c)) on the curve and has slope f'(c), where f' is the derivative of f.
Applying this to Palu's EF pays in dividends.
Any questions?
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You ever beat someone to the point they go back to their Smash 4 main? Slapped a mfer back in time
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Grimelord tip: When you win game 1, and they say "run it back" reply with "nah I ban that stage"
Guaranteed tilt
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Sm4sh mid tier mains whose characters became busted can't deal with the heat and it's hilarious. People call their characters braindead and they freak out 😂
That's what playing a top tier is like. It's constantly being called carried. Enjoy! ✌
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You're at ledge
Last hit
You get trumped but not hit
Dark Wizzy smiles
"this is it for you, pal"
*Mario final smashes covering any ledge option you choose*
Y'all really want this timeline?
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Reporting to the TO and saying "they won 2-0 but they didn't deserve it" has to be one of the scrubbiest statements of all time
And it happened at a Florida regional this past weekend 😂 about to publicly humiliate this jim
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Trash things about the menus/UI:
- after a match, you have to re-select your character instead of the CSS remembering
- can't sign out another player yourself
- can't switch character colors before picking them
- stage select is a mess
- CSS cursor has low acceleration (LOL)
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Sephiroth is if like Byleth ran faster, was good, was cool, and was fun.
So really not much like Byleth, but still.
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Watching Squid Game (subbed of course) but have not heard a single "baka" or "nani"... those words are beloved staples 🤔
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Yung zoomers don't know how easy they have it when their main concerns in life are:
- play smash 10 hours a day
- some easy ass algebra homework
Half of them don't have the work ethic to do what boomers do: hella bills, full time work, SO, -and- play smash at a good level 😳
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Your local venue resumes Smash tournaments with several restrictions in place: mandatory masks, distancing between setups, splitters to allow for dual opposite monitors for a match, an entrant cap that is congruent with venue sq. footage, etc.
Do you attend?
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I'm a big believer in mixing up smart choices with a little bit of stupidity. You can't get read if you yourself can't explain what you're doing 🕵️♂️
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Leaks are trash because they're either:
1) true, and totally kill the hype
2) false, and those who got their hopes up will end up disappointed
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Throwback... My brain was on fucking overdrive for this play. I was on the 9th layer of yomi 🕵️♂️how can your opponent figure you out when you're that deep in?
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LMAO people blaming their Smash 4 shortcomings on the game like there won't be a billion cheesy things they will detest in Ultimate.
If you didn't foster a positive mindset and good work ethic for yourself in Smash 4 - this new game is going to be a rude awakening for you. 👁
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You know Fox players feel themselves when they get tomahawk grabs like their opponents isn't supposed to hold shield or else.
Mfers think they're so smart 😑
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S4 Diddy mains gaslit themselves into believing Diddy sucks in Ult only bc he takes some effort in this game
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I don't think PT mains realize exactly how MUCH of a relief it is when they finally switch off of Squirtle. I would fight the other two ten times over him 😑
The future of PT lies on truly optimizing Squirtle, broken little bastard.
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Low tier mains say they have more fundies, but tbh that's mostly propaganda
Shitty characters hardly have viable/safe options. They play a hail Mary game hoping their cheese hits, usually by preying on MU inexp.
That's the opposite of fundies. Gimmicks are temporary success.
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The JIU is hereby announcing there is no need for a Season 2 Jim PR.
This man has earned all spots, 1st-10th. An incredible feat. ⭐
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Historically, no character got nerfed SO badly that they became unviable. Look at Smash 4 Luigi... He got 'gutted' but by the end of that game Elegant was still cheesing people with him.
The changes that happened today are fair, and your characters are still good. Stop crying.
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You don't "turnaround grab oos"
Grabbing "oos" can only be done in front of you.
Turning around REQUIRES you to -drop- shield and pivot in place... MUCH slower. Why you'd do that when Wolf is mashing aerials->jumping is beyond me.
Why try to sound smart when you lack fundies?
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Sure, ZD got sodomized at Summit. Someone is bound to go 0-4 in a room with world class talent... but the stuff on Twitch chat is the definition of extreme jimmery. Every single one of you would play 20 sets against ZD and not take one. Know your place and show respect.
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Well I guess this settles the fundies vs. cheese debate
Cheese is for winners, fundies is for losers. The era of fundamentals is behind us.
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The insanely stacked local that happens the day before a major is honestly the rawest shit ever. There are always really hot sets at those
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The lengths loli enthusiasts (read: pedophiles) go to justify sexual attraction to children may include:
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Characters who are better than the general public perceives them to be:
Ike
Wolf (he is top 5)
Diddy
Mewtwo
Toon Link
🤷♂️
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Getting a job is hard. There is certainly no shortage of people applying everywhere. Today a friend asked me for some help with his resume, but I figured it would also be a good idea to post the tips here. These will help you stand out!
Get that JOB sponsorship boys and girls.
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Is it ignorant to say that Snake doesn't play the same game as everyone else? Low key, Snake just forces you to play his own fucked up version of Smash through trickery, gimmicks, set play, etc. Annoying character.
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If you're not absolutely horrified when you watch your own vods... something is wrong (this applies to 99% of Ult's player base)
You need to watch them and be critical of yourself within reason. Yes, it hurts and it sucks. Get over it.
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I find it absolutely bonkers that 4.5 years into Smash Ult there is no unified rule set, stage list, etc. It's kind of a joke ngl
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How many people are going to be in shambles when Joker comes out and he doesn't magically solve all their problems? 😂
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Zack did fucked up shit, there's no denying it.
But
Why are we uncomfortable asserting that adult men found his romantic advances irresistible? He was 15 or younger at the time.
It never dawned on them that it was extremely inappropriate?
Accountability goes both ways here.
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I truly don't understand why you think the main tweet has literally anything to do with you.
You're going out of your way to victimize yourself for no reason and that's one of the most annoying things you can do.
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If you exclusively date people who are going through a rough patch, are inexperienced, or lack something which you use to hold power over them... it's because you have a dangerous abusive complex.
I have a hard time believing otherwise. It's just evil shit straight up
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The people who say "seafood is nasty" also primarily live off of chicken nuggets and chocolate milk 😭
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I quit competing in Smash over a year ago but last night they had a tournament at the tea shop... I was egged on to enter even tho I kinda didn't want to lmaooo
Some fundies you just don't forget lol
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Imagine flexing:
- a wifi win
- a wifi win on hbox who isn't a TOP player by any means
- a wifi win on hbox who isn't a TOP player by any means while he plays Jiggs, one of the worst characters in the game
If you fit this criteria, you have tested positive for JIM
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If this happened at a Smash tournament the twitlonger would be so massive it would have its own gravitational pull 😂
FGC is hype
More R&B Matches, now with the official No Round Brown song! #FinalRound2019 @Icege @pokchop50 @NeoXianWu @JodyThaGreat @MiC_1TekkenTech
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