THE ORIGINAL, THE OFFICIAL. Like Batman, played by more than 6 performers spanning 35 yrs, opposing PMs since Thatcher. Run by UK talent.
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HUMANS OF EARTH! Cover your puny, fleshy bodies – and help put a roof over a fellow human's head – with my very first official T-shirt! ALL of our proceeds go to the homeless charity @Shelter – so you can hail Lord Buckethead AND help the homeless! redbubble.com/people/lord-bu…
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BREAKING NEWS: Since so many have begged me to run against Nigel Farage in the EU Parliament Election on 23 May, a clever Earthling set up this link for you to fund the cost of the pricey deposit. Will I agree to run if the goal is met? MY ANSWER: YES! gofundme.com/lord-buckethead…
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HUMANS OF EARTH, HEED MY PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST! I call upon ALL fellow Uxbridge and South Ruislip candidates to get behind the ONLY human candidate who can actually BEAT Boris: @ARMilani_! #VoteTactically #GeneralElection2019
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YES I, LORD BUCKETHEAD, AM BACK TO CONTINUE UK's 32-YR-OLD TRADITION & run for Parliament for the 4TH TIME, 1st Mrs Thatcher, now Mr J who seems unfit to govern even the puniest of humans.
You’ve had my *LOYALTY* for over 3 Earth-Decades - DO I HAVE YOURS?!
#LordBuckethead RT
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BREAKING NEWS: HER MAJESTY ACTIVATES BUCKET SIGNAL
Last night at 11:18 pm for the 7th time in 3 decades, Her Majesty the Queen personally activated the Emergency Royal Bucket Signal, summoning the next Lord Buckethead. Shall we pass along her plea in this, the UK's darkest hour?
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BREAKING NEWS Unable to ignore your incessant pleas any longer I agree to return to your ridiculous planet & seize leadership by any means--but under 1 condition: that you help me. If you agree retweet the $#!% outta this asking others to follow our revolution. The game is afoot!
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AN EXHAUSTING, ALMOST PERFECT DAY among my loyal followers at the #PeoplesVoteMarch, if only had I been able to locate the famed statue of your great Earth warrior Admiral Nelson. Hail Buckethead!
[photo of Lord Buckethead #lordbuckethead by @brianukulele] #PeoplesVote
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YES, PRES. TROUBLED DUMP, beware, I am ubiquitous, I have arrived in Earth City Washington D.C. My loyal minions across your planet begged me take a look at what you are doing, & frankly I am appalled. BUCKETEERS: what exactly do you suggest that I do with this weenie-boy?!!
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AFTER A SLIGHTLY AWKWARD arrival at the US Capitol (not my fault) I attended Pres. Troubled Dump’s speech. He’s 100% right, America is indeed facing a National Emergency, assuming having a lying, racist, carbon-based life form as your president qualifies. What an asshole. #resist
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Margaret Thatcher in 1987...
John Major in 1992...
Theresa May in 2017...
Brexit in 2019...
I am most eager to learn which of these Earthlings I shall be standing against in the next general election. Onward Bucketeers, for them it’s OUR WAY OR THE MILKY WAY.
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Normal? After my battle with U.S. troops in the summer of 1984, I decided the best way to take over your planet was not by physical force, but by "normal" politics. Long story short, my innocent tryst with Maggie Thatcher cost me the '87 election when she threatened blackmail.
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HUMANS OF UXBRIDGE AND SOUTH RUISLIP! Imagine waking up on December 13th to find that your Member (of Parliament) had been DEFEATED by an Intergalactic Space Lord. YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN! Vote #LordBuckethead!
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HUMANS OF EARTH! At this time I can neither confirm nor deny rumours that I will be hosting the new season of @LoveIsland
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OVER 1 MILLION HITS & FUNDING in a few hrs to your offer that I run for MEP?! I’m humbled, at least as much as an all-powerful & vastly-superior alien intelligence can be, by it; ironically that very popularity under D’Hondt could work to Farage’s advantage. Solution under study!
BREAKING NEWS: Since so many have begged me to run against Nigel Farage in the EU Parliament Election on 23 May, a clever Earthling set up this link for you to fund the cost of the pricey deposit. Will I agree to run if the goal is met? MY ANSWER: YES! gofundme.com/lord-buckethead…
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MY STARSHIP INTERCEPTED an emergency transmission of @BBCNewsnight wherein astute journalist Emily Maitlis @maitlis asks millions of viewers if now is the time for me to prep for battle. Emily: helmet dusted, cape ironed, space-boxers fumigated, breath minty-fresh. LET'S DO THIS.
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THE MOMENT OF TRUTH #GeneralElection2019 #GE2019
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FLESHY MEAT PUPPETS OF EARTH (and especially Uxbridge and South Ruislip). Today is the day! Vote wisely – I have seen entire worlds devastated by austerity and lack of healthcare! #VoteNotTory #VoteTactically #TacticalVote #TacticalVotingActually #GE2019
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CALL TO ACTION: Bucketeers, our strength is in numbers. Step 1, we quietly grow our legion – retweet this & command others to follow. And tell no one that I’ve sent an undercover operative (below) to Downing Street to snoop around. I will report back to you once I have the intel.
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WARNING BUCKETEERS: No matter what this Germanic Earth hottie may promise you over a glass of Bärenfang -- even to “swear on a stack of Bibles to keep them 100% private” -- DO NOT send intimate bucket-only selfies to Chancellor Merkel. She can not be trusted! VERRÄTER!!!!
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You are correct, Bucketeer.
The UK performers & writers change w/ EVERY election, passing the torch, giving fresh UK talent a chance, but the Tradition remains!
#lordbuckethead is now a British Institution & has joined the OFFICIAL MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY!
@Official_MRLP
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MAY IT PLEASE YOUR MAJESTY, I, Lord Bartholomew Buckethead, fmr. Imperial Commander of the Woopian Space Fleet & 2-time “Gremloids” magazine cover as The Sexiest Evil Overlord in the Known Universe, heed your beacon & return posthaste! ANY NEWS YET IF AN ELECTION WILL BE COMING?!
BREAKING NEWS: HER MAJESTY ACTIVATES BUCKET SIGNAL
Last night at 11:18 pm for the 7th time in 3 decades, Her Majesty the Queen personally activated the Emergency Royal Bucket Signal, summoning the next Lord Buckethead. Shall we pass along her plea in this, the UK's darkest hour?
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BUCKETEERS: I HAVE NOT YET OFFICIALLY COMMITTED TO RUN nor accepted any funding because after being asked to stand in the election, the response was so big that some fear my being on-ballot could actually split the vote. Insane! Considering alternatives. bbc.com/news/uk-politics-271…
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Greetings, @brunelstudents! You honour me with this scale model of my spacecraft's escape pod. Your tribute will be remembered! Also, remember to register to vote by November 26 – and vote #LordBuckethead on December 12. All hail Lord Buckethead!
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According to my sources on Earth, the Disney+ version of The Last Jedi reinstates my uncredited guest appearance. This pleases me immensely. #ReleaseTheBucketheadCut #LordBuckethead
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The release of #RiseoftheSkywalker reminds me of the time I did a cameo in a star war
Lord Buckethead™
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HMMMMMMMM... tempting... verrrry tempting...
But does anyone else think Trump needs usurping?
Would I have both the U.K.'s & America's support if we should decide to take on that little weasel on a global scale???
#FBR #FBResistance #FBParty #FBPE LordBucketheadClub.com
OK, @LordBuckethead we’ll #retweet if it’ll provoke yr return to 🌏, but only if YOU PROMISE: to usurp power from that dumb whiny baby in the White House “straight away” (as u #Brits say)🇬🇧🤗
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I call upon ALL so-called "novelty" candidates in Uxbridge and South Ruislip to join me in OFFICIALLY ENDORSING the ONLY candidate who can BEAT Boris Johnson, @ARMilani_! #TacticalVote #tacticalvoting #VoteTactically #GeneralElection2019
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THANK YOU, FLESHY BEINGS OF THESE UNITED KINGDOMS!
Exactly 125 of you will be spared when my Woopian Fleet arrives to lay waste to (what's left of) your planet.
#GE2019 #GeneralElection2019
Let’s try that again. It’s very late.
Lord Buckethead 125
Count Binface 69
Interplanetary Time Lord 23
Elmo 8
Buckethead has it. Buckethead has it.
#GE2019
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ATTENTION LOYAL MINIONS: In nine (9) Earth days on your "All Hallows' Eve," I will be making an official public announcement of vital importance to the fate of your feeble planet. Subscribe at Lord Buckethead Club and await my orders: lordbucketheadclub.com/
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CALLING ALL BUCKETEERS! Run, don't walk to gofundme.com/lord-buckethead… Curiously, I'm in a most intriguing geopolitical dilemma. Apparently I'm now TOO POPULAR w/ voters! I must contrive a plot to defeat Farage & gang without taking away huge numbers of votes from Remainers. How odd.
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OOOoooooooo... now *THAT'S* just plain creepy. My international copyright-infringement attorneys advise you to remove it immediately, sir. Ripping off my intergalactic space lord persona is BAD KARMA. #copycat #parasite #HowOriginalMrPresident
[@nbc, senorgif, @mmdadellan]
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On my planet the "double middle finger salute" is a mark of respect and appreciation.
Metaphor of the night: Lord Buckethead (125 votes) giving Count Binface (69 votes) both fingers as Boris Johnson (25,351 votes) won their seat. #GE2019
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NEW INDICATIVE VOTE FOR MPs: YES or NO?
"We just forget we ever had this silly Brexit idea; instead we run some hoses into the House of Commons & reinstall Churchill's original water slide w/ a piña colada bar? Swimsuit optional, except for Boris."
BUCKETEERS: RT to your MP!
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Bucketeers, this classified report on today's pound sterling was leaked to me moments ago. Is this the strong part or the stable part?
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Historical handshake on Election Night, 1992, when I stood against – and next to – John Major in Huntingdon. It was an upset of galactic proportions when I failed to secure a Majority. #ThrowbackThursday #TBT #GE2019 #GeneralElection #GeneralElection2019
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Reader, I married them. #LordBuckethead
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HERE I AM 32 YRS AGO w/ my human election agent at Hendon Town Hall filing to stand against Mrs Thatcher. I’m happy to report that for my 2019 campaign I’ve reunited w/ yet another original crew member, my loyal agent from my 1992 run against Mr Major. THE UK TRADITION CONTINUES!
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The Lord Buckethead Foundation is looking for worthy Earth charities to promote. You may reply w/ 1 serious suggestion & a link to it. Joke suggestions also welcome if funny, or we'll track you down & ruin your day w/ an alien medical exam like you've never had [gif:@cinesite] RT
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THE LORD BUCKETHEAD WORLD TAKE-OVER AND/OR ANNIHILATION EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE is seeking like-minded Earthlings who'd like to contribute their talents to my campaigns in U.K. & U.S. - Artists, writers, musicians, social media geeks may send samples to LordBuckethead@Gremloids.com
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Normal? After my battle with U.S. troops in the summer of 1984, I decided the best way to take over your planet was not by physical force, but by "normal" politics. Long story short, my innocent tryst with Maggie Thatcher cost me the '87 election when she threatened blackmail.
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I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY RUMOURS, STARTED BY THE PRIME MINISTER, THAT LORD BUCKETHEAD IS, IN FACT, @afneil.
The fact that Mr Neil and myself have never been pictured together is mere coincidence. #LordBuckethead
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#TREXIT Toodle-pip Theresa, game over, but don't worry, your planet’s real tears have yet to be shed, coming in a few weeks when we see Boris emerging on the stoop at #10 in his floppy bathrobe. #CantUnsee
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As one terrestrial channel denies me the platform I deserve during #ITVDebate, another makes me the answer to a question on @eggheadsTV. When will these feeble humans learn that I, Lord Buckethead, am the answer to ALL questions? #LordBuckethead (pic: @daytimesnaps)
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ATTENTION CREW: DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
nitter.app/LordBuckethead/status/…
#LordBuckethead
#NigelFarage
#You
BREAKING NEWS: Since so many have begged me to run against Nigel Farage in the EU Parliament Election on 23 May, a clever Earthling set up this link for you to fund the cost of the pricey deposit. Will I agree to run if the goal is met? MY ANSWER: YES! gofundme.com/lord-buckethead…
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They still can't prove I was driving
The US Defense Department officially releases three short videos showing "unidentified aerial phenomena" that had previously been released by a private company cnn.it/2KENZxW
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IT WAS CHILD'S PLAY TO DEFEAT A MAZE DESIGNED BY FEEBLE HUMAN MINDS!
I particularly enjoyed the Future Zone, which was cleverly modelled on the interior of my own vessel.
In the run up to the #GeneralElection2019 , @LordBuckethead took some time out to visit the Maze and play some games! His verdict: less of a challenge than figuring out the party manifestos.
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YES, PRES. TROUBLED DUMP, beware, I am ubiquitous, I have arrived in Earth City Washington D.C. My loyal minions across your planet begged me take a look at what you are doing, & frankly I am appalled. BUCKETEERS: what exactly do you suggest that I do with this weenie-boy?!!
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HUMANS OF EARTH! MORE EVIDENCE that #TacticalVoting in #GeneralElection2019 could liberate your country from its imperial overlords! I have temporarily sacrificed my political ambitions for the greater good. JOIN ME! #GE2019 #VoteTactically #VoteNotTory thetimes.co.uk/article/tacti…
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Patience, minions, patience... Tell me, specifically, what is it that you most desire?
#lordbuckethead
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“Prime Minister, all politics aside, our vote results clearly show that we have titanic confidence that you are putting the best interests of the hard-working people of the U.K. first and foremost... Right? ...Right? ... Hello?"
(( Subscribe LordBucketheadClub.com ))
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Yes, agreed Jennifer, will do,
PASSING THE TORCH,
PASSING THE MANTLE,
PASSING THE BUCKET
to continue to share Britain's 30-year-old tradition!
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Bucketeers, I command you to heed the humble hacked-off human!
VOTE TACTICALLY
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BE COMPLICIT IN BJ’S VICTORY
Share the guide & Grant Hugh a follow to join @hackedoffhugh hurling past a hacked-off half-million
#VoteTactically #TacticalVote #TacticalVoting #OrItsYourOwnFault
Tactical voting guide 2019: the 50 seats where it is vital to keep the Tories out | Tactical voting | The Guardian theguardian.com/politics/201…
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ATTN “NOT-SO-UNITED” KINGDOM: Exactly as predicted in “The Prophecy of the 7th Incarnation” below, BEHOLD your Govt reduced to rubble by the Dissolution of Parliament! BEHOLD the ashes & rising smoke from over 100 Liars’ pants-on-fire! BEHOLD ME! LORD BUCKETHEAD! I HAVE ARISEN!!
They say that when the imperial fleet of Z'itti N'Govorn Ment has been reduced to rubble and ashes and the smoke is seen floating above the All Seeing Eye of London, that a new Buckethead has arisen.
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HUMANS OF THE UNITED KINGDOMS I call upon you ALL to #VoteTactically on Thursday – even if it means NOT voting for your beloved Intergalactic Space Lord. YOUR PLANET NEEDS YOU! #TacticalVoting #TacticalVote #VoteTacticallyNotTribally theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT: DID I NOT GIVE YOU NOTICE ONLY 72 HOURS AGO (!!!) that I would be filling the entire @HouseOfCommons with water to convert it into an Olympic-size swimming pool??? DAMN IT, READ MY TWEETS: nitter.app/LordBuckethead/status/… … PARTY CANCELLED!!! WILL RESCHEDULE!!!!
NEW INDICATIVE VOTE FOR MPs: YES or NO?
"We just forget we ever had this silly Brexit idea; instead we run some hoses into the House of Commons & reinstall Churchill's original water slide w/ a piña colada bar? Swimsuit optional, except for Boris."
BUCKETEERS: RT to your MP!
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MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT: DID I NOT GIVE YOU NOTICE ONLY 72 HOURS AGO (!!!) that I would be filling the entire House of Commons with water to convert it into an Olympic-size swimming pool??? DAMN IT, READ MY TWEETS: nitter.app/LordBuckethead/status/… PARTY CANCELLED!!! WILL RESCHEDULE!!!!
NEW INDICATIVE VOTE FOR MPs: YES or NO?
"We just forget we ever had this silly Brexit idea; instead we run some hoses into the House of Commons & reinstall Churchill's original water slide w/ a piña colada bar? Swimsuit optional, except for Boris."
BUCKETEERS: RT to your MP!
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FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY I ENDURED THE INVASIVE PROBING OF @ThePoke
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CALLING ALL @brunelstudents! According this @ObserverUK analysis YOUR VOTE could help unseat Boris Johnson in Uxbridge and South Ruislip! HEED MY PINNED VIDEO and #VoteTactically in #GeneralElection2019! #GE2019 #TacticalVote #TacticalVoting theguardian.com/politics/201…
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Since you have addressed me with due reverence, I shall comply piped.video/watch?v=dB1Q_ILG…
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OFF-WORLD EXCLUSIVE: I granted the first interview of my #GE2019 campaign to the "Bucket's Herald" (@bucks_herald). Read all about me – and Vote Lord Buckethead! #LordBuckethead bucksherald.co.uk/news/peopl…
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YES, INDEED, EARTHLING JENNIFER.
VOTE TACTICALLY FOR THE GREATER GOOD
#BeKindToOneAnother
#VoteTactically #TacticalVoting #TacticalVote #VoteTacticallyNotTribally #TacticalNOTTribal #GE2019 #DoItForTheGreaterGood #LordBuckethead #AllHailLordBuckethead
#BucketheadvsMophead
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PAY HEED TO THIS YOUNG HUMAN & CHECK OUT THE SITE:
@Femi_Sorry @OFOCBrexit
#VoteTactically #TacticalVoting #TacticalVote #VoteTacticallyNotTribally #Tactical #TacticalNOTTribal #DoItForTheGreaterGood #GE2019 #BucketheadvsMophead #LordBuckethead
#AllHailLordBuckethead
This site has been my Bible.
If you want to #GetTheToriesGone then you need to Vote Tactically!
tactical.vote/compare
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LIKE FATHER, LIKE SONS. O brave, fearless sporting brothers Donald Trump Jr & Eric Trump, may I recommend a lovely place for you to pursue your manly-man hobbies? Just click on the link for easy directions to Kruger National Park: sanparks.org/parks/kruger/ge… [Thanks @rickygervais]
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My minions have preserved for posterity VIDEO EVIDENCE that Boris Johnson is RUNNING SCARED of debating me AND fearful of an @afneil grilling. WHAT IS HE HIDING? #BucketheadvMophead piped.video/watch?v=Na4u3756…
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LIKE FATHER, LIKE SONS. O brave, fearless sporting brothers Donald Trump Jr & Eric Trump, may I recommend a lovely place for you to pursue your manly-man hobbies? Just click on the link for easy directions to Kruger National Park: sanparks.org/parks/kruger/ge… [Thanks @rickygervais]
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EARTHLINGS, BEFORE YOU MARK YOUR BALLOT ON THURSDAY, I command you to earnestly search your blood-pumping vessel & consider your vote’s very real effect on the fates of younger & shorter humans like these on Friday.
#VoteTactically
#TacticalVoting
@CHICKScharity
@ferrifrump
Get a headstart on your #NewYearsResolution for 2020 by committing to take on a challenge today!
Here are 10 reasons to take on a challenge and raise money for children in the UK: ow.ly/ilop50xwnaE
#newyearnewme #newyearnewyou #happynewyear
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BUCKETEERS: SHARE IF YOU CARE!
Just had this text from a chum who is a senior UK Professor of child oncology “- god what a bloody mess we are in - Boris’ oven ready Brexit is going to destroy our European cancer trials for young people and the European sources for funding them” . Bleak. Vote tactically.
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MY STARSHIP INTERCEPTED an emergency transmission of @BBCNewsnight wherein astute journalist Emily Maitlis @maitlis asks millions of viewers if now is the time for me to prep for battle. Emily: helmet dusted, cape ironed, space-boxers fumigated, breath minty-fresh. LET'S DO THIS.
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BEHOLD! My loyal human subject @MadeleinaKay has signalled her endorsement of my political campaign with this commendably worshipful and obeisant musical tribute. BE SILENT, LISTEN AND HEED HER WORDS! #LordBuckethead soundcloud.com/madeleina-kay…
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I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
The humans of Earth (especially of Uxbridge and South Ruislip) deserve proper debate! #LordBuckethead
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Yes, agreed Jennifer, will do,
PASSING THE TORCH,
PASSING THE MANTLE,
PASSING THE BUCKET
to continue to share Britain's 30-year-old tradition!
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MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT: DID I NOT GIVE YOU NOTICE ONLY 72 HOURS AGO (!!!) that I would be filling the entire @HouseOfCommons with water to convert it into an Olympic-size swimming pool??? DAMN IT, READ MY TWEETS: nitter.app/LordBuckethead/status/… … PARTY CANCELLED!!! WILL RESCHEDULE!!!!
NEW INDICATIVE VOTE FOR MPs: YES or NO?
"We just forget we ever had this silly Brexit idea; instead we run some hoses into the House of Commons & reinstall Churchill's original water slide w/ a piña colada bar? Swimsuit optional, except for Boris."
BUCKETEERS: RT to your MP!
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WARNING BUCKETEERS: No matter what this Germanic Earth hottie may promise you over a glass of Bärenfang -- even to “swear on a stack of Bibles to keep them 100% private” -- DO NOT send intimate bucket-only selfies to Chancellor Merkel. She can not be trusted! VERRÄTER!!!!
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MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT: DID I NOT GIVE YOU NOTICE ONLY 72 HOURS AGO (!!!) that I would be filling the entire @HouseOfCommons with water to convert it into an Olympic-size swimming pool??? DAMN IT, READ MY TWEETS: nitter.app/LordBuckethead/status/… … PARTY CANCELLED!!! WILL RESCHEDULE!!!!
NEW INDICATIVE VOTE FOR MPs: YES or NO?
"We just forget we ever had this silly Brexit idea; instead we run some hoses into the House of Commons & reinstall Churchill's original water slide w/ a piña colada bar? Swimsuit optional, except for Boris."
BUCKETEERS: RT to your MP!
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Finchley, election night, 1987.
(Note that collars were worn much larger in those days.)
#ThrowbackThursday #TBT
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MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT: DID I NOT GIVE YOU NOTICE ONLY 72 HOURS AGO (!!!) that I would be filling the entire @HouseOfCommons with water to convert it into an Olympic-size swimming pool??? DAMN IT, READ MY TWEETS: nitter.app/LordBuckethead/status/… … PARTY CANCELLED!!! WILL RESCHEDULE!!!!
NEW INDICATIVE VOTE FOR MPs: YES or NO?
"We just forget we ever had this silly Brexit idea; instead we run some hoses into the House of Commons & reinstall Churchill's original water slide w/ a piña colada bar? Swimsuit optional, except for Boris."
BUCKETEERS: RT to your MP!
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