West End Girl, out now everywhere.

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West End Girl, out now everywhere. LilyAllen.lnk.to/WestEndGirl…
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Me at Coachella 2007 20 mins before i smoked Cali weed for the first time and forgot EVERY SINGLE word of my set. Still killed it.
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whilst i’m able to take responsibility for my own actions i can hand on heart say that a big part of the reason i would get myself into these states was because of the relentless bullying and constant surveillance and scrutiny this man had me under. FOR NO REASON. Anyway, karmas a bitch. I couldn’t be happier at this time in my life. absolutely thriving.
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following on from my tweet yesterday, i see that some think i was blaming Dan Wooton for my dependencies. I don’t expect people to understand the pain associated with being harassed in the very public way that i was for a good 15 years. but just because you can’t understand it, it doesn’t mean that it didn’t happen, it did. Peaches Geldof, Amy Winehouse and Caroline Flack were all bullied and abused, subjected to the same kind of harassment that i and many others were, and at the same time. it was the culture back then, we were fair game, because we were female, young, articulate, well paid, brilliant at our jobs, vulnerable and relatable, we all wore our hearts on our sleeves and spoke our truths. And for that we needed to be destroyed. I can’t speak for the women above and neither can they, for obvious reasons, but i know how trapped i felt, how lonely and isolated i was, how scared i was, how unfair and desperate it all felt and how substances and alcohol felt like the only way to escape. Dan Wootton last night claimed he is a victim of a smear campaign by nefarious players with an axe to grind, that his accuser is running a campaign to destroy his life. The irony is not lost on me, maybe now Dan can begin to understand what it felt like. I actually wish him well, i hope that he comes out the other side of whatever it is that he is facing, and that eventually it leads him to a place of happiness, peace and truth.
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The nepo babies y’all should be worrying about are the ones working for legal firms,the ones working for banks,and the ones working in politics, If we’re talking about real world consequences and robbing people of opportunity. BUT that’s none of my business.
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i’m going to write some bangers again soon, i’ve decided.
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Someone gave me a line of what I assumed to be cocaine at the Glamour awards once, but it turned out to be Ketamine. I was thrown out (passed over some railings) of the Glamour awards for being in a k hole. nitter.app/bkerogers/status/99473…
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Poor beautiful spirit @ddlovato I hope she’s ok, and that she makes a full recovery soon.
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Solidarity with Taylor here, this sounds awful, and people wonder why music hasn’t had its #MeToo moment ?
Don’t know what else to do
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Is she insinuating that the angry fans (harmless teenagers) are too young to understand how business works, while upholding the idea that 14 year old Taylor Swift wasn’t ? Ok then !
Replying to @taylorswift13
One of the most toxic forms of feminism I’ve ever seen. Using angry fans who don’t know how business works to apply pressure to people who are under no contractual obligation to let you use what was SOLD to them. Once a 🐍. Always a 🐍 #TeamScooter
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imagine being and artist and having nearly 8 million monthly listeners on spotify but earning more money from having 1000 people subscribe to pictures of your feet. don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Replying to @lilyallen
Imagine being one of the biggest pop stars/musicians in Europe and then being reduced to this.
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It’s hard not to feel incensed when there are so many people posting about Sinead and how fearless she was, people who would never in a million years align themselves with with anybody who stood for something or had anything remotely controversial to say. It’s so spineless. If you can’t stand up for people in life don’t do it in death.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Scotland voted IN you moron
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never has much to say about men.
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2 Years Drug and Alcohol free today ! Getting clean is the BEST thing i ever did, and i’ve done a lot of cool shit. Come see me in the play i’ve been working on. @222aghoststory link in bio for tix !
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Racisty Rollers
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Because people keep voting conservative.
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15 YEARS OLD TODAY !!!!
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When they taught us about Nazi Germany in school, I could never understand how Hitler managed to get everyone onside, I mean, I really could not understand how that happened. I look at what’s happening now and tactics being used and I’m starting to see how.
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West End Girl 24.10.25 LilyAllen.lnk.to/WestEndGirl…
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To all the people that have never heard of me and are complaining about me having made it onto this list, please go and listen to my Live Lounge cover of Naive by The Kooks.
The best 20 solo singers of this century, according to @TheTimes:
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The world really did a number on Sinead O’Oconnor. RIP Angel.
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"We tried very hard and for a very long time but the passports were the straw that broke the camels back" This is the part of the podcast that the tabloids decided not to quote in their articles about me "dumping my puppy" People have been furiously reacting to a deliberately distorted cobbling together of quotes designed to make people angry and as a result, I've received some really abhorrent messages including death threats, some of the most disgusting comments have been all over my social media channels, and i'm really not surprised because this is exactly what those articles are designed to do. I'm ok but it has been a really tough few days that has impacted me and my family. We rescued our puppy Mary from a shelter in NY and we loved her very much, BUT she developed pretty severe separation anxiety and would act out in all manner of ways. She couldn't be left alone for more than 10 mins, she had 3 long walks a day 2 by us and 1 with a local dog walker and several other dogs, we worked with the shelter that we rescued her from and they referred us to a behavioral specialist and a professional trainer, it was a volunteer from the shelter who would come and dog sit her when we were away, and after many months and much deliberation everyone was in agreement that our home wasn't the best fit for Mary. The person that she was rehomed with was known to us and that rehoming happened within 24 hours of her being returned. We couldn't meet Mary's needs and her happiness and welfare were central to us making that decision, as difficult as it was. I've had rescue dogs pretty consistently throughout my life since I was 4 years old, I'm pretty good at ascertaining a dogs needs, I have never been accused of mistreating an animal, and I've found this whole week very distressing. Please stop acting on clickbait articles when you haven't done your due diligence, I know that people sending horrible messages hadn't listened to the podcast but had been reading the Mail Online and the follow up articles and videos that followed, I could tell by the language they were using exactly what their sources were. It is distortion, and all you are doing by engaging with these stories is making more money for people who profit from sewing division and tearing us all apart. In the same way that misinformed people acted on distorted propaganda that led to the racially driven xenophobic riots we've seen recently in the UK, it's just all so toxic and I know that we can do better.
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well well well.
GB News presenter Dan Wootton used multiple fake identities to trick and bribe scores of men into revealing compromising sexual material. The victims included members of the public, his own colleagues and a senior executive at News UK bylinetimes.com/2023/07/17/g…
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hi guys, took a break, seem to have been unfollowed by 6million people. oh well. nice to be back
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yes i will. taxes are a good thing, if community is your thing.
Replying to @lilyallen
You wont say that when your taxes are raised exponentially ! #generalelection
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The people that don’t find my tweets funny are the people who like Mrs Browns Boys. at least that’s what i’m telling myself.
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this is incredibly misleading, but i’m not smart enough to explain how i make a tiny percentage of what is quoted here. you’ll just have to trust me that neoliberal capitalism doesn’t care about artists being paid for their work.
Lily Allen makes around $4,077 daily from Spotify according to new Billboard article, which equates to 1.4 MILLION annually: “With $3,239 going to sound recording for the copyright owner; $336 of mechanical royalties going to the publisher, who pays the songwriter; and $503 in performance royalties going to performance rights organizations.”
Community note
Lily Allen has described the figures as "incredibly misleading" and "I make a tiny percentage of what is quoted here" nitter.app/lilyallen/stat
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for people asking me about music industry stuff today - it would be good if some power wielding male artists spoke up, because women just get called bitter and hysterical when they try to talk about their experiences, in my..... experience.
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🐣🐇🐰 Happy Easter 🐣🐇🐰
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Hello, im Lily Allen, lilyallenmusic.com .
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📺 Burna Boy - Heaven's Gate (feat. Lily Allen) [2018]
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oh that’s nice news, i think this song was recorded before the app even existed so i’m pretty pleased with that.
“Fuck You” by @LilyAllen has reached 200 MILLION streams on Spotify. It’s her second song to achieve this.
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Thank Fuck
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When you know you will never do the washing up again.
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last nights look
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Speaking of 17 year olds, say Happy Birthday to Alright, Still !
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No I didn’t, why you lying for ?
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Thoughts are with those starting their post Glastonbury comedowns today, YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS. It will take somewhere between a week and month depending on your age and what exactly you may have consumed, but you will get through this.
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If this had happened when you were editing the Mirror, you'd be listening to all their voicemails now, wouldn't you ? You insidious prick.
Pipe down @lilyallen, you ridiculous virtue-signalling, PC-crazed, attention-seeking, hate-stirring, deluded clown.
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last nights look.
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BRAT in Brooklyn tonight was honestly one of the best things i have ever witnessed. Charlie XCX is a fucking goddess.
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That’s what makes you a gutter journalist.
If I were a Hollywood starlet & I didn't have my own sordid story to tell about Harvey Weinstein, I'd probably make one up now. #whynotme
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📺 Lily Allen - Smile [2006]
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i’m right about most things
Lily Allen was right about Dan Wootton!
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why are you imagining what my tits look like anyway, and why is it my responsibility to preserve that fantasy ? fuck off pls
Braless Lily Allen leaves little to the imagination in a semi-sheer top after making her West End debut in 2:22 A Ghost Story trib.al/6EiKxzI
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If they were dressed in a floor length gown and had Greenpeace emblazoned across their body, I’d hand them the microphone.
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And overhated
Lily Allen is underrated
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COMING TO BRAZIL 🇧🇷
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Fashion Destroyer ✨
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Even funnier how they took it away when I wrote about being assualted by one. 😂
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There would be no incentive to come and talk to you if an album was already a commercial success. That’s not how promotion works. Nice try tho, we all know you’re a pussy who can’t back it.
Hi Lily, I told the team I wouldn't interview you until or if your new album is a hit. So, probably never. Sorry to disappoint, love Piers. x
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I’ll stop wearing the necklace when you apologise for hacking the phones of dead children. Deal ? Calling me reprehensible for wearing a necklace.
Doesn't make it any less reprehensible the longer you wear it. Why have you got a machine gun around your neck?
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It's a free country Katie, you use your platforms to incite hate, and I will use mine to do the opposite. #freespeech nitter.app/kthopkins/status/78626…
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Fuck off fuck face
Well done @England on the fantastic achievement of reaching the #WorldCup semi-finals. It wasn’t to be this time, but you played like lions and made us all so proud. 🦁🦁🦁#ThreeLions
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Brexit was dumb
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Thank you for all the love on West End Girl 🤍 @Spotify @SpotifyUK @SpotifyUSA
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mellow yellow latex hello
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Great that Piers Morgan has finally got a platform to air his opinions.
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We need to reclaim football from England thugs.
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Seaspiracy should be called Conspirasea, you won’t change my mind.
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everything is trash. everywhere, trash.
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Every Christmas, there comes a point where I run out of oatcakes, crackers or other cheese vehicles. At this point, I should probably stop but instead I start to spread the soft cheeses atop the harder ones, that point is now.
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he is also not poor enough.
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oh look, some truly pathetic and entirely predictable behavior from England fans.
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Mary Lost
🚨 | BREAKING: The government will ban disposable vapes [@Telegraph]
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Horrified hearing about what's going on in Manchester . Bless everyone x
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Fuck You is 10. Send me your fuck you anthems and let's make a playlist...
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reading about the Plymouth shootings, so so tragic and sad, thoughts with victims families, obviously, but also wondering why i keep reading that incident not terror related. he self identified as an incel and misogynist, misogyny is terror, in my books this is terrorism.
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That was basically the best thing I've ever seen #BangerzTour #MileyCyrus 💥💥💃💃👅👅👄👄
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Nice to see Jedward being reliably iconic this morning

ALT xtra factor twins GIF

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Just saw Harry Styles having hair extensions put in #exclusive
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I've got a big announcement tomorrow... I can’t tell you what yet, but if you want to feel empowered and give yourself a little self love, stay tuned.
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Replying to @piersmorgan
fuck off
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This Taylor Swift song reminds me of Sixpence None the Richer . In a good way
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My thoughts are with @KeshaRose today. I'm sorry you've had to endure this experience.
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Happy Fathers Day to all the Mums being both !
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LOOK AT MY 2014 NEATLY TRIMMED VAGINA, 3 HUMANS CAME OUT OF THERE. #NoShame June 8th 🤪 nitter.app/mysteriousonesi/status…
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Maybe 40 year old man should stop lecturing much younger and more successful woman about how to do her job.
Um... WOW. @diplo went in about music streaming!!! goo.gl/B3Y15e
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i started a decent song today. 1st time back in the studio for a looooooooooooooong time. happy.
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People laugh when they talk about painful things all the time, it’s quite normal. I’ve clarified that we didn’t abandon her and that she was rehomed with people we knew almost immediately. Why are you perpetuating lies ? What kind of animal welfare charity tries to shame someone for wanting to improver the welfare of an animal. Your post is dangerous.
Replying to @lilyallen
YOU laughed when speaking about abandoning Mary and ruined this poor dog’s life. She thought she had a loving forever home before you tossed her out, calling her “that f******* dog” who “ruined my life.”  Shame on you. You don’t deserve even the toy dog we sent you.
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Gonna tell my kids this is me
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They’re ballots Donald, you can’t disappear them with fancy lawyers as if they were victims of sexual assault.......Sir.
I had such a big lead in all of these states late into election night, only to see the leads miraculously disappear as the days went by. Perhaps these leads will return as our legal proceedings move forward!
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ALT Libradoink GIF

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April 20th !!!! recordstoreday.co.uk/
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i'm watching zoella videos on youtube.
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little bit of glam for a little bit of work today. 😘
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