This is a story about some people named Everybody, The CF, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that the CF would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Some got angry about that, but it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed the CF when Nobody did what Anybody could have.
Wake up at 7.
Fix bugs all day in the Aiken compiler.
Take a quick break at 15:23.
Go on Twitter.
Read stuff like "CF employees are doing nothing".
Make a puzzled face.
Think about leaving Twitter for good.
Go back coding.