Your favorite political shitposter’s favorite political shitposter

If you want proof that vaccines work, ask yourself what the second word is on the Wikipedia page for Smallpox
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I’ve always thought that framing fascism as weakness is the way forward when it comes to messaging Especially when trying to deradicalize or disinterest young men from it
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2024 presidential debates gonna be like…
Trump: “Viktor Orban…He’s the leader of Turkey.” Orban is Hungary’s authoritarian leader.
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Accusing Israel of genocide for fighting a war it did not start is a modern day blood libel.
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“In this Tel Aviv bunker there’s only one topic that’s dominating the conversation - New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani”
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Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈
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I’m sorry, is there a lobbying group called “DEI” that spent over $100 million on the 2024 election?
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1. Born in California to middle class parents 2. California Senator 3. Vice President to an old man 4. Loses Presidential election to a trust fund nepo baby
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Man, this timeline is too stupid to stomach
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Rejecting fascism (especially as a man) means that you’re open to self-improvement and self-reflection. You don’t just turn your brain off and breeze through life through a haze of rage with no sense of obligation to friends, family, or community
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This guy would be worse than Kamala, Biden & Hillary btw
I am a Democratic Governor with a plan to aggressively cut taxes for businesses by $10.5 billion by 2029 — and I am ready to work with Democrats and Republicans to get it done.
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It’s not complicated, actually
The Israel-Palestine conflict is in fact complicated and difficult to resolve fairly
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Abundance for all!* *Excluding teachers
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“Have you heard of Zohran before?” “The Pakistani guy? He’s great, I’m voting for him” God I love phone banking
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Bernie bros & K-hive uniting to save democracy & the world
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You may not like it, but this is what a Heritage Foundation board meeting is going to sound like in 5 years
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Ms. Rachel: “I think all children deserve to be safe & happy” New York Times:
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If Al Franken had to resign then why shouldn't Biden drop out?
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This guy said “I’m not a fascist, I’m a Catholic nationalist” Jubilee needs to be banned
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Ok, but he’s literally the only Senator who has tried to rescue a hostage held by a Palestinian dictator
AIPAC is running ads against Senate Democrat Chris Van Hollen.
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Barron, get ready to learn Slovenian, buddy
Trump confirms that he plans to deport US citizens who have undocumented parents
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.@AnaKasparian insidiously (w/ help from Washington Post) poisoned the well for drug decriminalization: 1. Portugal is portrayed as a crime-infested cesspool. Not based on data, just anecdotes 2. Ana ties it back to “rampant” crime in LA (only anecdotal) 🧵
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New Yorkers should reject anti-semitism & vote for Mamdani
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He literally wrote an entire article defending someone who believes in conversation therapy for trans kids
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Since this is apparently discourse again, I seriously will never understand how people can say with a straight face that this isn’t genocidal rhetoric by professor flowers…
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If TACO Trump is already folding on Iran, the American people need to know about it. No side deals.
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One of the most telling parts of @SamSeder’s abundance debate is when he asks Ezra Klein who are the enemies of his political movement & Ezra responds that there are no enemies At its core, politics is about the control & distribution of resources. How can there be no enemies?
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Ok, gonna get a little spicy here. I hope the 2010s have taught us that uncritically “yaass queening” performative activism (like pulling down a statehouse confederate flag) promotes narcissists whose politics are at best vapid & at worst reactionary
Your whole government has been sold out to a foreign power. Maybe you should be more upset about that 🥴
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This reveals how vapid Rogan is He can’t fathom having principles & criticizing someone who deigned to have you on their show
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You wrote an entire article defending someone who believes in conversion therapy for trans kids
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It’s pretty gross how these big accounts sneak pro-Russian talking points into their pro-Palestinian content “Hey, let me take your rightful outrage at a genocide & see if you’ll bite on this imperialism apologia”
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Matt Yglesias wasn’t able to disingenuously sneak in rebranded Reaganomics into the Democratic Party & you’re laughing?
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This schmuck said Kamala lost because Biden’s SEC chair was too strict on crypto lmao
Mark Cuban rips Zohran Mamdani’s pledges to freeze rent, make groceries cheap: ‘None of that s–t has a chance’ trib.al/Tyqwipn
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Maybe Vaush is a drug addict, because he cooked Ana like she’s a bag of meth
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Vaush is refuting the flawed premise that right-wing demagogues use to advocate for patriarchy, white supremacy, transphobia etc. If you disagree with him, you are conceding that equality is indeed a zero-sum game. This is what right-wingers argue…
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.@AnaKasparian fear-mongers about retail theft while leaving out 2 key points: 1. Over 80% of the nation’s largest cities INCREASED their police funding since 2019 (including by 9.4% in LA & 4% in SF) 2. Wage theft is 3x greater than all other theft COMBINED
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First as farce, then as tragedy…
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In leftist spaces, support for arming Ukraine should be seen as an integral part in the global fight against fascism Russia supports far-right parties/movements in the U.S., UK, France, Italy & Germany, while arming the genocidal Janjaweed in Sudan
Really annoys me that even in more or less sane US leftist spaces, any mention of Ukraine is strenuously avoided, as if it's a fucking taboo
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Love it when gentile Zionists become rabidly anti-Semitic towards Jews who oppose genocide & view Muslims as humans👍
Brad Lander consistently makes excuses for extremists who want to kill Jews
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Very cool for the host of a show w/ 6+ million subs that bills itself as “the home of progressives” to praise Greg Abbott’s approach to dealing with immigrants..
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Replying to @vanillaopinions
“Increasing housing supply is localized settler colonialism. Ask and listen to community input, then act accordingly”* *Let 6 boomers who are locked into laughably low property tax rates for their $875K homes dictate housing policy
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I would feel very assured as a Tesla investor
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Hotez & his team developed a low-cost Covid vaccine (with no patent) to be distributed throughout low-income nations He’s saved lives, Joe Rogan’s most notable public health achievement is getting gullible buffoons to inject horse paste
This is a non answer. I challenged you publicly because you publicly quote tweeted and agreed with that dogshit vice article. If you’re really serious about what you stand for, you now have a massive opportunity for a debate that will reach the largest audience a discussion like this has ever had. If you think someone else is better qualified, suggest that person.
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Accusing someone of being a federal agent for caring about both innocent Ukrainians & Palestinians is definitely good leftist praxis & not something an actual provocateur would do…yeppp…
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You and your network greased the runways for those planes sending innocent people to an El Salvadoran gulag Algorithms you say? Go fuck yourself
I rebel. We have two camps and we're supposed to hate each other. And God knows we have plenty of reasons to hate one another. The algorithms stoke those fires by rewarding extremism. But I rebel. And you should, too. Dare to love one another. These days that takes real courage.
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Replying to @isaiah_bb
This is one area where maintaining a technocracy is a necessity. Most Americans do not and will not understand how much goes into providing them with relatively comfortable lives
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Yes, wanting equal rights & free buses is like *checks notes* …Hitler Anyway, who is trivializing the Holocaust again?
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There are some who advocate for “papers, please” abundance
i wonder how certain abundance-enjoyers who also believe in moving right on immigration would square that circle open immigration is easily the biggest pro-abundance policy question
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No. It’s more so the following trends among portions of the left 🧵 1. An assumption that the U.S. is always wrong/immoral. In reality, every nation is amoral. Sometimes it leads to good (arming Ukraine), sometimes it leads to bad (unconditional military aid to Israel)
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You literally voted for a bill that allows ICE to abduct kids without due process
Andry fled Venezuela to escape persecution and live freely as a gay man. Donald Trump deported him—based solely on tattoos that honor his parents and his culture. Now he’s trapped in one of El Salvador’s most violent prisons, where his life is in grave danger. Please support Andry in his fight for freedom. 👉 Visit FreeAndry.org
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.@AnaKasparian thinks that Lee Fang was “cancelled” by his Intercept colleagues for “reporting” on “violence” at BLM protests She also thinks Jesse Singal (who portrays gender affirming care as worsening mental illness) is not a transphobe & informs her views on trans issues
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Replying to @StatisticUrban
I think Kavanaugh, Gorsuch & Barrett are probably thinking about the implications of the executive eroding judicial power in the long run Thomas & Alito I think are in “we’re old & miserable, fuck it burn it down” mode
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Stephen Colbert when Israel comes up
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“I’ll tell you what it is, it’s Anti-Armenian discrimination” lmaoooo
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There’s also “race science” involved
Community note
The screenshot is not from anything Jesse Singal wrote. It is from an unsigned article criticizing Kenneth Zucker, published on the transgendermap website. The site itself is a resource supportive of gender transitions. transgendermap.com/politics/psych
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Does anyone know if @MattWalshBlog ever answered this hypothetical?
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Replying to @ettingermentum
Those are just the most unique option out of each pair of names
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So Ana Kasparian is now acting as a press secretary for Project 2025… Real “home of progressives” stuff happening here…
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Maybe if the far left wasn’t completely unwilling to say things like “I know we disagree about politics, but I’m sorry to hear you’re terminally ill” they could amount to something more than the universally mocked group of irrelevant lunatics they are accurately perceived to be
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Why doesn’t James Carville instead sell shirts that say “Palantir’s Pal!”
State of the world is crazy, so heres an idea if the @DNC wants to raise $ immediately put on sale sweatshirt with upside down USA flag. Universal sign meaning in distress. Below that 3 dots 3 dashes 3 dots. 🆘 THEY WILL SELL.
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Cenk knows EXACTLY what he’s doing with his right-wing pivot 4 years ago he admitted that Tucker Carlson only invites “progressive” guests on his show who agree with him on air He even accuses Tucker of trying to “groom” him into being a “useful tool” for right-wing propaganda
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Code Pink has been protesting wars since before Bernie Sanders was even born
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This is who Yale values more than their students btw
Cannot be emphasized enough what a sociopathic, genocidal lunatic Ben-Gvir is
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Replying to @ArmandDoma
“Habibi, where’s my paraglider?”
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Imagine getting that defensive & equivocating that hard after being asked, “what did Hitler do with the Jews before the Holocaust?”
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Here’s what really pisses me off. Life is hard enough. People have real struggles. And yet so many aggrieved losers decided to add to that misery for no reason by voting for Trump. Eventually the short-term high from laughing at your “enemies” will wear off & then what?
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Replying to @elonmusk @DanRather
Is this how much Twitter will be worth by the end of the month?
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Replying to @JackMFromBoca
*runs unsuccessfully for Governor of California Otherwise, all correct & prophetic
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.@SamSeder returning from his vacation to the current state of the online left

ALT The Darkest GIF

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Look at my liberal policy wonk who thinks due process rights are “too unpopular” but a nationwide “papers, please” law would receive broad support
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Yeah man, the idea of Italians being characterized as violent anarchists & wrongly convicted of crimes? Never could happen in this country…
The Irish, Italians, and Greeks aren't presently burning down any major American cities.
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.@cenkuygur is STILL claiming that Jordan Neely was so violent that the train he was on should have been evacuated.He claims Daniel Penny* didn’t attack him bc he was black or homeless, but bc he was violent *Penny was just charged w/ manslaughter Most vile Cenk commentary ever
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3. There’s a brief mention that Portugal’s drug rehab program experienced an almost 80% decrease in funding since 2012. However, this is after almost 10 minutes of her shrieking about “CRIME, CRIME! NEEDLES BEING SHOT UP IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN! AHH!”
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The first sign that ICE was a bullshit authoritarian power grab is the fact that border patrol existed for almost 8 decades without it
I always felt like those calling for ICE to be abolished were going too far, and that the agency just needed to be overhauled. I now believe that simply abolishing ICE is not enough. Agents and section chiefs need to be investigated for civil rights violations and corruption.
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5. If one wasn’t trying to poison the well, this could have been at most a 3-minute segment over how despite enormous cuts to rehab programs, Portugal has consistently had significantly lower drug overdose rates relative to the EU since drug decriminalization (2001)
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There was this idea that educated liberals could move to big cities in states like Texas, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina & make them Dem strongholds. Instead the confederate infrastructure of those states reasserted itself to enhance its national influence.
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You know, I’m not a licensed therapist But I really don’t think “send someone to a concentration camp because he’s the same race as my daughter’s murderer” is a part of the grieving process
Patty Morin, whose daughter Rachel was murdered by a migrant without legal status in 2023, criticized her senator, Chris Van Hollen, for flying to El Salvador to advocate for Kilmar Abrego Garcia in an unrelated immigration case. abcnews.link/vxXfL69
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Yes Mike, a race with RCV is just like a race without RCV I’m so glad you make $ talking about politics
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4. Importantly, she doesn’t draw up the conclusion that the program is failing because of conservative “starve the beast” austerity tactics. Rather, she comes to a nebulous conclusion of, “well, we thought this would work, but it hasn’t. Idk, guess it’s just bad 🤷‍♂️"
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No. In “Abundance” Klein & Thompson argue that the Democratic Party has supposedly been obsessed with creating a Nordic style welfare state system for the last 5 decades. Absurd claim, opposite is true. They then argue that such a welfare state would HINDER housing construction
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In hindsight, maybe there were clues that the whole enterprise was a ego trip after Cenk gave a 32 minute mock “DNC” speech
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When you bring up to a "leftist" that Taiwan is better on lgbtq rights than China & that Taiwan has elections, while China doesn’t
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Increasingly getting the sense that fascism has won the culture war. First online, now in legacy media Incredibly bleak
Under a potential deal, Bari Weiss would serve as an "ideological guide of sorts" at CBS News, according to Puck. (paywall) puck.news/was-colberts-cance…
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Stephen A. Smith went on Patrick Bet-David’s show & fully believed a satirical piece about Brittney Griner supposedly lamenting seats being filled with fans at a WNBA game He is a very stupid person
🚨NEW: Stephen A. Smith GOES OFF on Dem Sen. Alex Padilla over behavior at Kristi Noem press conference🚨 "You — a United States senator — couldn't compose yourself and let the head of Homeland Security finish her thoughts before you asked a question?" "Couldn't do that, huh?" @DailyCaller
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.@AnaKasparian agrees with Matt Walsh that “Karen” is a racial slur She then goes on a rant about DEI trainings that might make it into DeSantis’ next stump speech
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The biggest argument I hear against rent control is that artificially low rents will no longer incentivize landlords to renovate or even upkeep their property But if looser zoning laws increase housing supply & that lowers rent prices…then don’t we run into the same issue?
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Replying to @dbessner
In this conflict, US interests happen to align with Ukrainian interests against Russian imperialism. So, yes, in conflicts where the US can help an occupied people overcome imperialism, it should involve itself. Where this dynamic doesn’t exist, it shouldn’t
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we found JD’s couch
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Not left, not right, but Polymarket populism
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You know what triggered this? Suggesting that “Abundance” should’ve called for repealing the Faircloth Amendment (‘99 public housing cap) Also pointing out that local unionized labor was bypassed (along w/ the local SF utility in favor of PG&E) for an affordable housing project
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2. An obsession with indigeneity that fetishizes “rightful” claims to land Ex. Both Jews & Palestinians are indigenous to Israel/Palestine. Israel’s apartheid govt & bombing of civilians is bad. Hamas killing/raping civilians is bad. Don’t fixate on who is a “settler” or not
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Wouldn’t be surprised if Gallego has attended more fundraisers with Marc Andreessen than there are trans athletes in Arizona
Sen. Ruben Gallego says concerns about trans athletes are 'legitimate' — POLITICO
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Also, hallucinating new ways to be racist is bad & so is an org that lobbies on behalf of a foreign govt (arguably a US colony) committing genocide & apartheid
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3. Imposing U.S. racial dynamics onto other countries where said dynamic is nonexistent Ex. Viewing Jews as white & Palestinians as non-white. In reality, some Israeli Jews would be socialized as white in the U.S., a plurality probably wouldn’t since they’re of MENA origin
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