Software Executive and Investor, mostly focused on infra software enabling AI, cloud, data, security, and reliability.

Seattle, WA, USA
People used to quit managers, now they quit on-call rotations
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Check out openfilter — open sourced today! OpenFilter.io
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Wait is it legal to not vote multiple times?
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How to modernize your applications and infrastructure. 1. Deploy @kubernetesio 2. Modernize your applications and infrastructure
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Proposal: we pay people $2K to get vaccinated, $1200 at first injection, $800 at follow up appointment.
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Replying to @TheRickWilson
Secretary of Taxidermy
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V1 is deprecated, V2 isn't ready
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Without saying you worked at google, tell me you worked at google.
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if you're a CTO, you probably get ~15 minutes a day to understand the health and reliability of your organization (unless there is a major outage) How do you use this time wisely?
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Replying to @retarded__woman
Jaguar rebranded plane
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Wow Matt Damon will Endorse ANYTHING!
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Replying to @TylerHuckabee
Not knowing which donut to order and not knowing which fork to use are two ends of the same spectrum
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Today is my last day at JFrog. It's been an incredible 3.5 years at an amazing company. I can't believe how lucky I am to have been a part of it! I am starting a new adventure early next week, stay tuned!
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observability without action is just storage.
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I guess it really does come down to quitting your manager after all. But the manager needs to understand the reality of on call, reliability, feature pressure, tech debt, that is currently hurting our entire industry.
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DevRel, PM, SRE, Architect
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A real conversation from this morning: "I want SLOs, but we have bigger fish to fry!" "How exactly do you fry fish if you don't measure the temperature of the oil?" "..."
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Most cloud infrastructure projects
Replying to @simonsarris
reminds me of this guy’s contagious enthusiasm for this useless object he crafted
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Some personal news, I'm now CEO at @PlainsightAI
Exciting news! 🎉 We have a new CEO, Kit Merker, and we couldn't be more excited to introduce him to our valued community. Read more about Kit's innovative plans for the future of Plainsight Technologies here: plainsight.ai/blog/computer-…
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Will there be a dory?
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How people imagine their move to cloud, a straight line from A to B.
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Post mortems are so overwhelming, and the bugs don't get fixed.
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Responding to useless pages is burning people to a crisp.
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When they look for a new job they are asking -- how do you put features on hold? Do you have appropriate tooling? Do we have to do everything in house?
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What is the Hello World of SLOs?
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A little personal news, got promoted to COO at @nobl9inc (and therefore now linkedin is useless for like a day) but seriously it warms the heart getting all the congrats notes
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I'm on team "wave at the end of a zoom call"
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Replying to @paulg
Pickup line: “my dad is Paul Graham”
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The companies that are differentiating on having an answer for how they will measure, improve, and manage the pressure to run production and ship features are getting candidates hired. Those without an answer, well..
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Big day!
JFrog lands $165 M investment as valuation jumps over $1 billion tcrn.ch/2Nh7ICB by @ron_miller
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In context of SLOs/SRE tooling, I have multiple people who were trying to update their tools and getting told no. New job promised it as part of new role, this is their first priority.
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"If you are running software, it is out of date" - Merker's Law of Software
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Super nice guy always expressing his feelings
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Too much pressure to brute force -- they can't get budget for new tools to help make things better
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OH: “DIY infra means in 2 years your entire stack will be tech debt”
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PSA: #Observability without ACTION is just STORAGE
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We already cookie-licked that feature
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Couldn't resist.
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Evie is learning @googlecloud so she can get a @Raspberry_Pi . She says "I love raspberries!!!" #MDBW16
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I'm joining Meshmark, a brand new startup focused on managing service reliability, and helping SREs do their job. If you are interested in this topic would love to talk!
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Replying to @QuinnyPig
They also added slightly better multi-player mode.
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SLA sets the bar for not suing each other. SLO sets the bar for customer excellence with forgiveable/reasonable error tolerance. 100% reliability is not feasible, realistic, or in good-faith.
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Management put that OKR in, but we treated it like a moonshot
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The Great Resignation is real ya'll. People I'm talking to about this are telling me the following:
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Everyone send positive vibes to the @SlackHQ SRE team who you know are having a bad first Monday of the year.
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Will no one ever admit to their first rodeo???
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Have you ever hidden an outage? Do you know someone who has? Labeled it as "planned downtime" or didn't report it in an SLA? I'd like to speak (anonymously) to anyone who is aware of situations like this to learn why this happens. Part of our internal research on unreliability.
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"Infra at this level should be boring. If your excited by the container runtime, something is wrong." - @thockin #Kubecon
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Heroku, AWS, GCP, Azure
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SLOs To Scale
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Working code is better than pretty code. Fight me.
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The New Vax Deal
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Replying to @focusotter
Safelist/blocklist and master/minion (or leader/worker) are better choices
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Kubernetes: From each node according to its resources, to each pod according to its needs.
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Look what just came in the mail!!!!
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When people offer to help you with a project but don't commit.
The eternal struggle.
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Replying to @Austen
I have used brex and ramp and prefer ramp
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Proud to say @jfrog Artifacory works great with @azure #kubernetes service, now GA! via @peterscraig @brendandburns @gabrtv jfrog.com/blog/from-git-to-c…
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a bit of personal news, I am now Chief Growth Officer at @nobl9inc. Let's SLO!!!! 🚀🚀🚀
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Replying to @agraybee
Chat what does this mean
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You ask your 5 year old to finish their vegetables. They do a good job but leave a couple carrots. So you give them desert anyway. This is an error budget.
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big congrats to @chainguard_dev! $140M Series C! Let's get those vulnz down to 0! chainguard.dev/unchained/cha…
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Note this is not welfare: you have to actually go get an appointment and drive to the clinic. You are being paid to do a job. That job is helping make you and others safe.
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What’s the most painful task in platform engineering?
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Good morning
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Replying to @h0mberto @kefimochi
Why no dark mode?
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How to find me at #AWSreinvent - look for the guy in the SLOgician wizard hat. Selfies welcome 🙏
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Replying to @badnima
we just implemented @GoLinks and its actually pretty good
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It’s not that engineers don’t want to be on call per se. After on call, after the post mortem, after improvement ideas have been assigned. no one fixes these issues — this is climbing tech debt! Back to the endless stream of more features and problems and on call. So you quit
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so apparently the term "error budget" is scary for some people... Any ideas on an alternate that is a bit more .. positive?
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Replying to @listonb
We did something similar at @DockerCon
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Pull request accepted and merged! Congrats @github and @Microsoft!!
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We have AMAs during most of the #kubecon breaks next week in the #CNCF slack, come to the #6-kubecon-nobl9 channel to join conversations with @mattomata, @AikasVille, @michellenoorali, @thockin, @mattklein123 @brendandburns, and @ahidalgosre Check @nobl9inc for details.
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New acronym - #lickstack - Linux, istio, #containers, #kubernetes - now that’s #cloudnative via @thockin
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He just checked in with my parents - we found him! Going to his location now!!!
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My wife bought me an AI powered pillow that gentle moves my head when I snore. Now I get woken up instead of her. What a time to be alive!
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Who else is super stoked for #KubeCon / #CloudNativeCon in Seattle? Cc @CloudNativeFdn
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SLOs == Goals with Wiggle Room
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I am trying to find the origin of the statement "A minimal #SRE team is a CFO." I heard @stephhippo say it, she pointed me at @nathenharvey, who has now pointed me at @jennski. Who said it first? Where did it come from?
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Take a moment and realize this event was dreamed up on Feb 11. Now we have 1100+ people registered, dozens of speakers, and world-class sponsors. I think SLOs might be a thing.
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the struggle is real
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