📈⚡️• Chief Hopium Officer, @WinIt_ng, @TicketlifyonX •🔋by Eph 6:10—11 • 🔴⚪️

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Fam, you can’t out banter Nigerians. They’d first of all, insult themselves so you have nothing in your arsenal. Then they’d descend😂😂😭😭
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I’ll do a thread soon on platforms you can save your money in USD, USDT [stable coins] and cryptos to earn interests far more than any Nigerian bank or savings platform will give you. Some can or may hate me for it but financial freedom >>>>
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There has to be something that makes you p angry when you see women having fun. It is a mental disorder.
Can you marry this type of girls?????
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Do you have leprosy?
Imagine getting married and your husband gives you N500k as allowance…My skincare alone cost roughly about £800😭😭
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This car nearly kill my guy😂😂😂 Came to see him one morning and saw his mechanic eating oats in his living room. I burst laugh😂😂😂😂
Immediately you buy a Nigerian used Murano, Satan will leave you alone and focus on other people
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$9m house with Mikano generator is loser behavior.
What a $9million mansion looks like in the heart of Lagos
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My papa go pay millions of Naira for school fees, you want make I leave school go dey do BLM. Una dey mad!!
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CAUTION. If you VPN location is in the US, please don’t open Binance. Tell others.
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If you needed N5m to Japa last year, now you need N13m. Whew!
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Chief, We enjoy your threads on wild animals. Stick to your strengths.
Many of you don't rate Nigeria's military might and it pains me.
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JUST OPEN THE BOARDERS, YOU FOOLS!!!
FG plans importation of rice paddy and maize seeds to reduce inflation - nairametrics.com/2024/06/05/…
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Damilola na SSA now? This country😂😂😂 Meanwhile Qudus dey shout “Akambi” throat wan cut😭😭😭
Governor Sanwoolu Appoints KWAM1’s Daughter, Damilola Marshall, as SSA on Tourism.
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The dressing up, watching her do her makeup, helping her zip up her dress, the rush to be on time, swatting her behind as y’all step out, watching her drink carelessly because she knows she’s safe with you, watching her dance, putting her to bed after the long night >>>
One of the most underrated love vibes is attending parties together. O ma n make sense gan.
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This was an exchange for the students recently released 😂😂😂😅🤣 Country is toast.
Nigerian Army Set To Release 200 Boko Haram Detainees In Borno 'After Clearing Them Of Wrongdoing' | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/43BeWKA
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“Who go help you no go stress you.” I will die on this hill.
How Dayo D1 Adeneye came through for Helen Paul early on in her career.
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If you you’re a Peter Obi (PO) supporter in Abuja and need a merch, let me know. A friend of mine is a HUGE PO supporter & is printing shirts and caps tomorrow for those in Abj. I can facilitate. There’ll be a meetup somewhere in Abuja on Wednesday. I’ll update accordingly too.
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Telegram Wallet now has P2P. The FGN should get ready to ban Telegram😎 Imagine trying to fight the future.
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A whole minister ran a scam called “Nigeria Air” and stole billions. But yeah the complaints of citizens is what’s rubbing you wrongly. Buhari built a train line running from nowhere to nowhere. Wasted billions of our commonwealth. But the tweets of citizens uno. FOOLS.
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None of them who came into Abuja from Lagos have impressed. NONE. From the erstwhile VP to current Finance Minister. To the current CBN guy. Frauds who lived off cronyism. “Lagos model” una
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This is how many Nigerians think development works. Chairs that architects design you gave an artisan to reproduce. Abeg enjoy
What I wanted Vs What I got What do you think ?
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This bro has been exposing this organization for at least a month now and no one. I mean no one from top to bottom has even bothered to address the issues. Country is really cooked, man.
Good morning, @CustomsNG. In your Easter message yesterday, accompanied by a picture of Bashir Adewale Adeniyi, the Comptroller General of Customs, you described smuggling as “a criminal act that is detrimental to our national development”. If smugglers are criminals, what then shall we call Customs officers who steal from smugglers? Senior criminals? Just two weeks ago, a coterie of Customs officers led by Patrick Odion, the OC Operations for Ajegunle-Ilaro Road, Ogun State, broke into a house in Oja-Odan at 2 a.m. or thereabouts, carting away 155 bags of rice. Unbeknownst to Odion and co, the owners of the rice bags detailed someone to track the movement of the loot. The discovery: not one of the 155 bags of rice ended up at the Customs office in Idi-Iroko or Ikeja! Instead, the Customs officers facilitated their sale at the Sango market for more than N9 million. For context, this is like a policeman breaking into a robber’s house to steal from the robber. So Nigerians like to know: if smuggling is a “criminal act”, how would the NCS describe stealing from smugglers? If uncooperative smugglers often get shot by Customs, what fate should befall Odion and other Customs officers who loot smuggled goods?
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Next year, we push the “house husband” agenda hard. Men need to stay home and raise their kids while their beautiful queens go win the bread.
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LET IT BE ON RECORD THAT THE YOUTHS OF OUR GENERATION LED AND SUSTAINED THE MOST PEACEFUL, ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY AND APOLITICAL PROTESTS IN NIGERIA 🇳🇬 ✊🏾 RETWEET AGGRESSIVELY!!!! #SWATMUSTEND #EndSWAT #SWATMUSTENDNOW
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You wonder why there’s no generational wealth when someone can use a pen to kill a $200m investment. How do you start rebuilding? From where?
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See inflation. See terrorism. See banditry. See skyrocketing food prices. Nobody fit yarn. If it was an ijaw man now… 😂
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THERE WILL BE FREE INTERNET TOMORROW IN ABUJA!! JUST TURN ON YOUR WIFI AND LOOK FOR “PROTEST WIFI” PLEASE RETWEET!!! Cc @MrOdanz @dr_khalidz @Zaddy_Clinton @BrianJDennis @Gracymama1 @OmoGbajaBiamila #EndSWAT #SWATMUSTEND #SWATMUSTENDNOW #AbujaProtest #AbujaTwitterCommunity
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This is a wanted man posing with our immigration officials. Lol Naija
Interaction with Muslim Immigration Nigerian Immigration at Abuja airport, Abuja, Nigeria
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Nigeria is an interesting place. The issuing body of a certificate said someone certificate wasn’t authentic. Then a court ruled that it is and went ahead to award N5m in damages.
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I keep wondering why NASCO never sued David Hundeyin. I mean, if it was a lie, libel and/or whatever other words law professionals use, he should have been taken to court, right? Really telling.
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“You didn’t vote for my candidate so you deserved to be kidnapped.” Fools.
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My own is, look at that craftsmanship in 1600s abeg.
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We need to look at BBN as a social experiment mixed with entertainment. One person [Pere in this case], sees someone cooking [White •money] as a threat. He doesn’t care if everyone starves. On a larger scale, this is how things play out in society.
It's hilarious that these people had someone willing to cook for 23 people and they canceled the arrangement.
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Ppl will try to gaslight you but this is very very bad. This man is a horrible man. So horrible that when he fled India (for links to terrorism btw), Bangladesh (a 90% Muslim country) refused to grant him entry. They went ahead to ban his media outlets. He will be going around the country to give speeches. Probably nothing 🤷🏾‍♀️
Interaction with Muslim Airforce Nigerian Airforce at the Abuja airport, Abuja, Nigeria
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Replying to @Tekanomo_
Bro, they threw in their towels 😭
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Men should stay away from financially struggling babes. My bro, There. Is. No. Upside.
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Not being able to provide is a big deal for men. I can’t explain much but it is.
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Someone is marrying into a billionaire dynasty, person wey never know if light go dey to warm eba dey give her advice. 😂
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THE @PoliceNG WAITED FOR THE DAY TO HET DARK TO SHOOT AT US! IT WAS PEACEFUL ALL DAY!! #EndSARS #EndSarsNow #AbujaProtests
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When Buhari was announced President, we were standing outside the house gate and I told a (former) friend: “Nigeria has gone back 35 years.” He told me to “fuck off”. [He’s on this app and can see this tweet].
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Built nothing. Did nothing. Lived off government funds till he’ll die. A useless hell-bound idiot.
🇳🇬MUHAMMADU BUHARI 17 Dec 1942, 80yrs Governor of the North-Eastern State: 1975-1976 Governor, Borno: 1976 Federal Commissioner of Petroleum & Natural Resources: 1976-1978 Head of State: 1983-1985 Minister of Petroleum: 2015-2023 President: 2015-2023 #Statisense
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You are first above all things, a provider. It’s a thankless job. Always provide first, moan and complain later.
What has being a man taught you?
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In Nigeria, there’s no nonsense presented to Southerners that they cannot rationalize. I don’t even bother. Adjust as we get into 2023.
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Replying to @EbubeIsaac
They became friends. Mechanic make am chairman for him pikin naming ceremony😭
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While y’all tweet about the virus, also tweet about the recoveries. 30,000+ recoveries in 2020 alone. #COVID2019
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You remember that “blue Omo” they used to measure in markets? You will like it and soda soap. Don’t worry👍🏾
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When it’s time to shoot citizens waving the flag you’d have energy. Get tf outta my face!!
Military personnel, Army, Navy, and Airforce, will serve this country for 30 years but still can't afford a house to live in, but a house Member who rigged the election will receive N160m just for a car and N20b for a house
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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People on this bloody app argued that Prince Harry married up. Prince Harry of the House of Windsor. 😂😂😂😂
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Never, and I mean, NEVER leave your work PC/Laptop unlocked when you leave your desk/station. It takes less than TWO minutes for someone to cause you irreparable damage.
What's a 9-5 'omo-ogbon' tip that's helped you? I'd go first . "In all you do, never say you're not working on anything. There's always something on your plate. If nothing, invent something."
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Saved a girl with her child from beyond the wall, was intentional about protecting her and even gave her education. Performed a surgery no one thought possible. If the world has any chance in winning that war it will be because of him —rediscovered the Dragon Glass. Top man!
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Why should Sharia Law apply to a Christian? Why has this innocent lady been in jail since May, 2022? This lady has a representative and a senator. It is NOT a criminal offense to condemn a mob killing. This is utter insanity!!
A huge blow to #RhodaJatau's supporters and defense team as Bauchi High Court rejects her bid to have the #blasphemy charges against her thrown out. CSI will continue to press for her release. #freeRhoda csi-int.org/news/nigerian-bl…
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Replying to @tosogun
Do you have leprosy too?
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We saw progress and decided to rugpull ourselves. We are back to 80s & 90s Nollywood era where Five Alive with fried rice and chicken was a big deal. Well done with everyone involved.
Very soon eating at restaurants will be a rich people thing again😂
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A club in Gwarimpa, Abuja was attacked in early hours of this morning by gunmen and a DJ (DJ Bash) I know was killed. There’s a police station not far from the place.
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It was a racket. Someone cashed out big. Welcome to the Lagos model🤝🏾🫵🏾
Nobody paused to think that 1400 people on one trip was crazy?
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Making excuses for the likes of MC Oluomo extorting businesses. A fool.
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“Even if he presents NEPA certificate, we will vote him” I remember some of you saying this😂😂😂😂
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Tolu Ogunlesson said they can’t compete. A company trading on: NYSE, DJIA, S&P 100, S&P 500. A company that made $82bn in 2023 alone can’t compete in the poverty capital of the world. No problem. Results dey front.
Gillette, Old Spice, Olay, Vicks, Crest toothpaste, OralB,Ferbreeze, Ambipur, Head and Shoulders, Always, Ariel, Pampers. All will be imported when they leave Nigeria
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I want Nigerians to understand that nations failing doesn’t have to take decades. It takes only a two-term administration like the APC to do it. At least you can’t say you haven’t experienced it.
BREAKING: Huggies maker, Kimberly-Clark to stop production three years after investing $100m in Nigeria  - nairametrics.com/2024/05/30/…
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How will you call someone taking time out to process their hurt, malice?
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My mum said, “Any tribe. Any woman. Let her just be your person.” Fam 🥺♥️
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“Nobody who makes money legitimately ‘waists’ it that way” 🥴🥴
Entire Bezos space journey was 11 minutes. Someone paid $30m for that?
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85% tariff on wheat?! Nah APC came to DESTROY. Goodness gracious.
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The majority of foods Nigerians eat are wheat and rice based. Noodles, Pasta, Semo, Beer, Bread, Cakes, Buns, etc are all made from wheat. Look at their tariffs ffs!!! Who are these ppl fgs?!
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Look at the cables everywhere. The Nigerian elite class are so crude🤦🏾‍♀️
Happening Now: FCT Minister plays host to PDP Governors
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I swear Northerners are one of the BEST people to do businesses with. They have the fear of God.
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If you have younger one, please urge them to read books please🙏🏾 We currently have too many stupid adults. Their thought processes are alarming.
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This is my problem with all these freedom fighters. Hamas has occupied the Gaza Strip for decades & couldn’t provide electricity & water. Billions of $$ they’ve made all these years and it’s still Isreal supplying them light and water?! Freedom Fighters don’t love you. It’s simple.
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Nations like Spain had inflation of 28% in 1993 and they called it “ a Great economic Depression”. How many % inflation was Greece’s recent recession again? 🇳🇬 dey chest +40% inflation. Deep ends.
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Dem full Doha. A Qatari friend was showing me some at the mall. Hypocrites.
Taliban leader has his daughters going to school in another country while he stops the women in the country from going to school.
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The Supreme Court removes the right of Governors to sack LGA Chairmen & Councilors.
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Too bad they couldn’t compete with local market
Kano Shoprite is closing its operation from January 14, 2024.
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I have a very crucial zoom meeting tonight. If this goes well, well, my life is gonna change forever. Let see🤞🏾
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If you meet him in person you’ll confirm how much a fool he is. A very dense idiot.
A pure definition of an idiot! 🤣
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When you speak on stuff like this and someone comes to gaslight you, insult them with everything you’ve got. Don’t even try to have a conversation. Cuss them out.
The Nigerian government negotiated and paid for the release of all the girls but the Christian girl. She is still in captivity till date. It is irrational to not be scared
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world over, billionaires try to solve fundamental problems within their society —research centers, hospitals, novel clinical trials, energy, etc. african billionaires just want to show us their new cars or clothes and speak on useless panels that solve nothing. seoul is what it is today because their elites *decided* to have a better society. here? lol
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As we witness global interest rates get closer to 0 (even negative in some countries), more people are turning to the cryptocurrency market as an alternate means to generate additional income. [Note is is not a paid thread. All platforms mentioned here, I use or have used]
I’ll do a thread soon on platforms you can save your money in USD, USDT [stable coins] and cryptos to earn interests far more than any Nigerian bank or savings platform will give you. Some can or may hate me for it but financial freedom >>>>
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This dude literally has a lawyer going everywhere with him but no NDAs?! This is just nuts walahi
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If you can afford it, take care of your partner abeg. Life is too hard for all these dy/dx twitter r/ship standards. Make life easier for people you love. That’s life’s essence.
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Replying to @Ol0ye
3 weeks. Noticeable effects for me were speedy metabolism, quick muscle recovery, water retention in muscles (buff looks). You will sha drink lots of water.
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No one is forcing anyone to. “Wear your seat belts” doesn’t mean everyone has a car.
You people telling everyone to save in dollars because of the exchange rate are honestly tapped and extremely far from reality You people need to drop your phones and go outside, touch grass and see how bad the poverty in the fucking country is.
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RANDOM. While in the heat of the #EndSARS protest some people were in a Zoom Meeting with Dangote. Funny thing is, we wouldn’t have learned if someone didn’t blow the ‘whistle’. 💀
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This blockhead has engaged Nigerians more times outside office than he did as President in eight years. A relic.
A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE by Muhammadu Buhari RARELY in modern times can so few have tried to take so much from so many. If Nigeria had lost its arbitration dispute with Process & Industrial Development in a London court on 23 October, it would have cost our people close to USD15 billion. We won, and all decent people can sleep easier as a result. Justice Robin Knowles said Nigeria had been the victim of a monstrous fraud. But it was a close-run thing. As the judge said: “I end the case acutely conscious of how readily the outcome could have been different, and of the enormous resources ultimately required from Nigeria as the successful party to make good its challenge.” But ordinary Nigerians never took the decisions that ended up before Justice Knowles. Had Nigeria lost, it would have required schools not to be built, nurses not to be trained and roads not to repaired, on an epic scale, to pay a handful of contractors, lawyers and their allies - for a project that never broke ground. How did it get to this point? How did Nigeria prevail? Was this a one-off, or par for a shabby and distasteful course? What are the lessons for the future? The ‘P&ID Affair’ was already firmly set by the time I came into office in 2015. A company registered in the British Virgin Islands that no one had heard of, with hardly any staff or assets, had won a contract to build a gas processing plant in Cross Rivers. The company was owned by Irish intermediaries who knew Nigeria well and had done business in everything from healthcare to fixing tanks. The previous government could not supply the gas. The plant was never built. Construction was not started. P&ID did not even buy the land for the facility. But the contract, incredibly, was clear: P&ID could sue Nigeria, and claim all the profits it might have made over 20 years as if everything had been completed. Nigeria was in court in London, trying to talk down liability and costs. Back at home, fixers were looking to work out a quiet settlement. This is often the way. A lot of contracts end up in dispute. P&ID won a settlement in 2017 of USD6 billion, with compound interest. People, including out of work ex-British Cabinet Minister Priti Patel, were queuing up to insist we paid, or risk Nigeria becoming an untrustworthy trade pariah. It was clear that far from the whole story had been told. I tasked Abba Kyari, my chief- of-staff and Attorney General of the Federation, Abubakar Malami, with finding a way, even at that late stage and despite so much conflicting advice, to get us a fair hearing. Working with a number of different agencies and senior officials of government, we began to find a huge amount of evidence, not all of which Justice Knowles was to accept. But he agreed that P&ID had paid bribes. He agreed that one of P&ID’s founders had committed perjury. And he agreed that P&ID had somehow found in its possession a steady supply of Nigeria’s privileged internal legal documents, outlining our plans, strategies and problems. My own view is that this whole, sorry affair shows how important it is to follow the legal process in resolving a dispute. It shows that given time and opportunity for each side to present their case, the temple of justice can satisfactorily resolve all disputes without resort to extra-judicial measures. It was definitely worth the struggle: this was an attempted heist of historic proportions, an attempt to steal from the treasury a third of Nigeria’s foreign reserves. But even at this moment, we should note what the English judge cautioned. The arbitration process in London “was a shell that got nowhere near the truth.” We need better contracts, in the public and private sector. And we need greater transparency: the reality is that, had P&ID not conjured up quite such an outlandish ransom, they may have found themselves in the same place as the myriad other invisible contractors who all too often quietly take Nigeria for many millions in out of court settlements. Sterner sanctions are indicated for Nigerian public officials who have been proven to connive with foreign criminals to defraud our country. Nigeria has won this battle with corruption, but the war is far from over. As Justice Knowles concluded: “This case has also, sadly, brought together a combination of examples of what some individuals will do for money. Driven by greed and prepared to use corruption; giving no thought to what their enrichment would mean in terms of harm for others. Others that in the present case include the people of Nigeria, already let down in so many ways over the history of this matter by a number of individuals in politics and administration whose duty it was to serve them and protect them.” Well said. Muhammadu Buhari served as President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 2015-23
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Whoever advises Ngolo Kante needs to help my life. Career wise, he has never made a wrong decision. Solid.
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Dear young person, It is a difficult period. Your feelings are valid. Guard your mental health. You’re not alone♥️
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Opay is now doing currency swap/exchange? Execution, man >>
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There’s a design flaw. You don’t design systems HOPING ppl do the right thing. You design systems that “force” ppl to do the right thing.
It’s so bad. Abia state (Dr Alex Otti) introduced a routine workers verification to curb this. But ghost workers still travel all the way from the UK to come do the verification in order to continue earning salary they didn’t work for.
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