“go and sit on a potty”
“like an episode of maury”
“and ima go get some bibs for em”
“should be sucking my tits”
“and they causing contractions”
“birth control, i’m am on the pill”
“but they daddies ain’t buss in me”
“you ain’t my son, you my mfn step son”
stop being a dud 🥱🥱