gm ow support & imm val // prev @EA & @KnightsGG
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wait i'm sorry, this person plays 18-35 GAMES OF VALORANT A DAY ON A REGULAR BASIS???
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My duo 3k clutched on pistol and the other team said “not all of us have a kitten to impress”
I 4k clutched the second pistol and they said “nvm he’s the kitten” 💀
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I would rather lose a round in valorant for shooting a yoru decoy than end up on twitter for getting fooled by a real yoru
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y'all ever look at someone and feel offended that the game thinks you're the same rank as them?
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my mom is very proud that she hasn’t spent any money on candy crush despite being past level 11000 and was invited to the international competition finals in london and hong kong
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if you’re sexist and book a valorant scrim against us thinking it’s gonna be easy cuz we’re women, you gotta get more than 3 out of 24 rounds LOL
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If KAY/O is downed and someone else finishes him off, the person who downed him should get the kill
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a plat player told me that it’s ok to constantly aim at chest level instead of at the head because the spray pattern naturally brings your bullets up… take notes guys they’re the real authority here
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I keep forgetting discord crashes for 5 seconds after you close val and I just awkwardly sit in silence for a bit
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the weirdest instance of sexism in valorant was when someone got pressed that I had a riot buddy and insisted I must have been a whore to get it
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since fade's prowler is actually a cat, petition to change the comm "i'm dogging" to "i'm meowing"
alternatively, you can just meow in comms when you prowler 🥰
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the collective confusion of valorant players calling uhall hookah needs to be studied
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I promise you that a month of being valorant ranked duos is not enough to call someone the love of your life
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I asked what games my teammates came from before valorant 💀
- roblox
- among us
- minecraft
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grown man making fun of my pink crosshair while being double negative on duelist, pick a struggle 💀
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spent 1.6k on a gaming laptop and it can't run valorant at the lowest graphics without crashing LMAO taking suggestions for a new one / advice for troubleshooting ;-;
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I’ll never forget coaching this bronze girl who was so sweet but I had to take 15 minutes to explain to her why she could not buy an ares instead of a rifle on every gun round 😭
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if y'all change your valorant tag and idk who you are anymore, sorry but you're getting removed
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just took an exam where 33/36 of the answers were A 💀 my professor has a sense of humor
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the number of guys who don’t pick up hints on whether a girl is interested or not is astounding
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the key to being good in valorant is locking jett/chamber, baiting all your teammates for stats, then posting a red match mvp career and asking twitter why you're losing
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this might be a hot take, but it's not banter if you don't know or aren't even familiar with the other person
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Explain the logic of calling women boosted when they don’t clutch and lucky when they do LMAO
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reminder of the difference between ‘peak’ and ‘peek’ for valorant players:
I smurf your peak by peeking and one tapping you
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was in class and we were asked to define sex and one of my classmates anonymously wrote “something I’ll never have” 💀
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od26 waited until after I ordered upwards of 100 dollars in Korean BBQ to tell me he didn’t know how to use chopsticks LMAO
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The word ascendant makes it seem like it should be above immortal, idc what anyone else says
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Moved in today and someone in my class said they knew od26, so I told him od was my bf and he recognized me from our tweets…
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My brother bought an $80 genshin figurine for his friend and he turned to me and said “I feel like such a loser” 💀
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How is ascendant the top 5% of players when my teammates are flaming me for not flashing when we're all kayo ulted and they're saving in last round
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it would be so sick if valorant had a play of the match replay at the end of each game like overwatch does
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od26 told me he had “good RNG of his spray control” to get me as his gf 🤨
...this is what I get for dating someone I met on valorant twitter
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valorant ranked and I have a love hate relationship, it's abusive because I can't leave it
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guys pls I woke up to like 40 of you asking for a riot gun buddy 😭😭 the main valorant account even tweeted out how you get one…
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you know you’re into someone when perfectly ordinary things they do are suddenly attractive
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you don't need a twitlonger after every bad breakup. Unless it's a one-sided situation of extreme abuse or something, sometimes you just gotta accept you both made each other worse and move on
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I hate when “omw” autocorrects to “On my way!" like no stop I am not that excited 😭😭
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I turn off streamer mode for one game and I already have typing warriors in chat... I'm here for RR, not your opinion about my boyfriend's coaching
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I was making fun of od26 for buying youtube premium and his first recommended video is how to get a valorant gf 💀
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I got a death threat over an LFT, that’s new and wonderful, thank you valorant community :)
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Saying “no offense” at the beginning of your sentence doesn't give you a free pass to say whatever you want
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It’s ok to have an off day, but you need to be able to do at least 1 of these things decently well:
1. shoot your gun
2. use your util
3. comm
If you aren’t, don’t play
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I strongly believe you should have a basic understanding of how to play every single agent to understand what util your teammates have to support you and what util you have to avoid depending on the other team's comp
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I spent 4 hours struggling over a math problem, finally asked my professor for help only for her to realize the problem was impossible... u_u
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the enemy astra saved on pistol in a scrim and we were confused until we checked and the poor man is at 1,500 ping 💀💀💀
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FUN FACT: sounds are greatly deafened behind an astra wall. IF YOU HEAR THE BOMB BEING TAPPED, USE YOUR MIC AND CALL IT
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i genuinely don't know why i'm winning so many ranked games with an overall negative K/D
it's not luck when i have a 103-83 W/L and positive winrate in solo q and with every duo i play with, but i'm just confused and i wanna get better ;-;
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I had to teach a viper how to throw his wall in immortal ranked and he flames me at the end of the game saying I need coaching from my boyfriend 💀
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gonna be honest, a vast majority of issues after every single GC tournament can be hit with a “gg go next” or taken up privately with the TOs. posting it all over the TL makes the GC scene look like a joke and takes away from the central goal of uplifting marginalized genders
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jett and chamber have to be the easiest agents to play
jett sprints in and goes PEW PEW. chamber sets up tp, goes PEW PEW, and then lives. GG
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There is a difference from having an aggressive playstyle and sprinting it down 5 seconds into every round
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There are two types of valorant players:
1) the ones who get off after a couple losses
2) the ones who keep playing to end on a win
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