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Eulogy: Volume 1, the first volume of a double album I recorded in Nashville last year, was released two weeks ago. I'm all kinds of proud of it. Please give it a spin wherever you spin music these days: ffm.to/eulogyijr
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Bob Saget was the older wiser ‘me' for nine years on How I Met Your Mother. He was the kindest, loveliest, funniest, most supportive man. The easiest person to be around. A mensch among mensches. 1/7
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I’m endlessly grateful that HIMYM brought Bob Saget into my life. I’ll hear his voice in my head for the rest of my days. /end
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Genuinely curious to know how often security guards in Philly have to stop HIMYM fans from licking the Liberty Bell.
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I can confirm that @taylorswift13’s 'folklore' sounds great on mushrooms and not on mushrooms.
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To those who say they'll be "crying uncontrollably" or "falling into a deep depression" tonight, you're gonna be ok, I promise #HIMYMFinale
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There are people who leave the earth and you’re haunted by all the things you didn’t tell them, all the love that was unexpressed. Luckily that wasn’t the case with Bob. We adored each other and we told each other. 6/7 open.spotify.com/episode/3bH…
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This man that I’d delighted in seeing on TV for years cheering me on, letting me know I had a right to be there and playing that character... I can’t overstate how meaningful his words were. (He also, true to form, told me jokes that I cannot tell here or in polite company.) 3/7
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I had so much imposter syndrome when HIMYM started, thought I’d be found out, kicked off set & sent home. When I'd run into Bob on the Fox lot in those early days he'd gush over my performance & tell me how he was studying me to make sure his vocal performance felt right. 2/7
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Bob loved his daughters so much. He loved making people laugh. He never missed a birthday text. He raised millions of dollars for scleroderma research. He proved you could be funny and successful and kind. 5/7
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Been so overwhelmed in the best way by all the HIMYM love. Beyond grateful to have been a part of a show that's meant so much to people.
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We had a very special bond from Day 1, were never out of touch for long. We found a way to grab dinner once a year, even after HIMYM wrapped. We went to see each other in our Broadway plays. We talked a lot about how to live a meaningful life amidst all the chaos. 4/7
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It was raining the day I auditioned for HIMYM. It’s raining the day I finish. English majors, what does this mean?!
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I’m noticing the older I get I feel super meh about culturally mandated events like “New Year’s Eve” and “birthdays” (my own) and increasingly inspired by more frequently occurring things like “mornings” and “good conversations.”
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The reason wearing masks has become politicized is because one party believes in science and the other believes in a lying, grifting, conspiracy theorist with laughably retrograde ideas about masculinity.
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Not a cardboard cutout! (That’s the actual me with Obama...) Already missing this man’s grace, humility, and wisdom.
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My suspicion is he would see it, love it bordering on obsession (memorize every song, etc) but get hung up on one historical inaccuracy that he wouldn't be able to shut up about.
@JoshRadnor
I have a question that will resolve something very important to me, would Ted Mosby see the Hamilton musical? If he would see it or saw it, what did he think? or what he would think? Thank you!
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Read the HIMYM series finale script on the treadmill at the gym this morning. People probably thought that was sweat in my eyes. Suckers.
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If your blood is boiling right now take ten deep breaths as you look at six pictures of my new dog Nelson.
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Los Angeles: The only town where your ex-therapist emails to say he's sad your series got cancelled.
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For the last 9 years I worked for and with two of the kindest, smartest, hilarious-est guys, @CarterBays & @HimymCraig & I love them both.
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I don't have any hard data on this, but I can't imagine anyone on here gets sent more pictures of red boots than I do.
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This is a small potatoes gripe given everything going on but it’s a real bummer that the two most vile seditionist senators are named Josh and Ted.
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He has the gift
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Honnored (wait...) RT @TV_Exposed: HANDS DOWN, THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER. nitter.app/TV_Exposed/status/5782…
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Big love to east coast #HIMYM fans & everyone watching tonight at McGee's. Wish I could be there. Hold on to each other tight!
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Last night I was like “oh no, I feel weird, my body feels weird, this isn’t good, I definitely have it.” Then I remembered I took an edible.
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Spanish to English translation of a HIMYM-related tweet I received: "exit after 2 a.m. represents more risks than benefits."
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A few words about Nick Cordero who died of COVID yesterday... I fucking loved this guy. A force on stage and a delight off. We worked together in 2018 in NY & DC doing Little Shop of Horrors and got close in that shot-out-of-a-cannon way that only theater people understand. 1/7
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No. No one has ever noticed or mentioned it. I have not heard from hundreds of people a day about this. You are the first. nitter.app/The_shea_way/status/10…
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The HIMYM poster was designed by my brilliant friend @JonMarro. Looking into how to make it available to you guys.
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I’ve been doing this fun thing where I wait until I reeeaaaally need a shower then I wait two more days and then I shower
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I keep thinking about a woman in an article I read who told herself she couldn't check Instagram unless she'd read 30 minutes from an actual book. She ended up reading 55 books in a year.
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Didn't vote for the bully. Voted for the decent guy with the stutter who's standing up to the bully.
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Things are gettin real on the HIMYM set. #fivemoreshootingdays
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#ThingsIWillMissAboutHIMYM Being welcomed onto the lot each morning by Julie with open arms.
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Mel Brooks should do a zoom call with 100,000 people so we can all have dinner and watch Jeopardy with him tonight. #RIPCarlReiner
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Two no-brainers (I think):
1) Every American citizen automatically registered to vote on 18th birthday
2) Election Day = National holiday
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Friend got married outside Philly on Saturday. Had a few choices of places to stay. I feel I picked the right one:
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He's a decent man running against an indecent man
He’s a kind man running against a cruel man
He’s an honest man running against a con man
#bidenisbest
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5 jobs I've had
1) Love-addicted architect
2) Cocaine-addicted Nazi hunting movie star
3) Morphine-addicted Civil War surgeon
4) College admissions officer
5) Public school drama teacher
5 jobs I've had
1) pizza order taker
2) movie theater ticket person
3) writing instructor for business undergrads
4) soldier
5) press secretary
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Song of the Day: @sleepingatlast "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" piped.video/watch?v=yJ6wJqaE… #songoftheday #HIMYMFarewell
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On November 3rd America has a ‘Superdate’ with democracy. So @HimymCraig, @CarterBays and I reworked a #HIMYM classic... Behold: #Electionday. Also: #vote!
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Terrified to let you all know I'll be on Grey's Anatomy tonight. @GreysABC
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5 minutes ago:
Girl: My friend loves you on "Modern Family."
Me: I'm not on "Modern Family."
Girl: Are you sure?
Me: (pause) Yep.
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I will be on @FallonTonight this evening talking @NBCRise as well as offering conclusive proof that @jimmyfallon and I are two separate people.
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Had breakfast today with @jeromejarre, an excellent human who is doing amazing things in the world.
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Been tough playing goalie for Mexico while also rehearsing this new Richard Greenberg play but I'm getting it done. #multitasking
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I love the tuneful tunes of @GrupManel
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I had @JonMarro design a HIMYM poster for cast and crew & you can get a print of it HERE: acmearchivesdirect.com/categ…
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Does this mean I'm gonna be a grandfather?!
@LyndsyMFonseca
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I subscribe to the NYTimes and Washington Post because I like my journalism fact-based, vetted, & sourced. #PressOn
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Hunting Nazis alongside Al Pacino is all I’ve ever really wanted out of life.
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2 days ago:
Girl: Has anyone ever told u you look like the guy on…
Me: Yes.
Girl: Wait. Are you Daniel Radcliffe?
Me: (pause) No.
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The worst among us are SO loud. Don’t let it get you down. There are FAR more people out there who are kind & decent (and quiet about it)
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I loathe Trump. Cannot wait to see him go. But my vote for @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris is not an anti-Trump vote. I am actively excited for a Biden/Harris administration.
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THREAD:
"Anthropologist Margaret Mead was asked by a student what she considered to be the first sign of civilization in a culture. The student expected Mead to talk about fishhooks or clay pots or grinding stones.
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EVERYONE FEELS THIS WAY (New song!) Full version up on my YouTube channel along with a bunch of other tunes.
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Absurd to think of Joe Biden as anything other than a good and decent man. But if you somehow view this election as a choice between the lesser of two evils... CHOOSE LESS EVIL!!
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That is technically what happened, yes
the weirdest thing about HIMYM is the finale when lily does a monologue about how much emotional endurance & bravery @JoshRadnor has but really if you looked at it on paper what it would read is, guy dates a large number of cool gorgeous women, then marries one
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