JPTWY Seasons 1-3 now on @adultswim and @hbomax. My new standup special 'SLOW & STEADY' just released : piped.video/9_97zE4GRZk
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If you missed it last night, @adultswim has kindly made the 'Church Announcements' episode available for free:
adultswim.com/videos/joe-per… …
I don't want to say much other than it was written by @danlicatasucks and that Adult Swim spent a fortune on music rights.
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I’m sorry but I’ve got some unfortunate news about ‘Joe Pera Talks With You’. Wrote a little update bout it here: joepera.com/jptwy/
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There’s nothing like the smile on my wife’s face when she asks “what’s for dessert?” and I tell her “apples”
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The new ‘Relaxing Old Footage’ special is now online. It’s probably best watched before bed but you can watch it anytime: piped.video/Wv-P2aN3-b4
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They said a book with a title this long & dumb wasn't possible but today, after 3+ years, its finally here: bit.ly/3Di01H3
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Been meaning to make this video for a while... was finally able to with the help of @tonyzaret :
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Been buying used printers and shipping them all over the country as a little side business. I pretty much break even but it’s something to do
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It would be a great American triumph to build this with union labor in Buffalo, NY:
Play a role in the epic sagas at #dragonball theme park, coming to the World's first city built for play 🐉🔮
#QiddiyaCity
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To put the rumors to rest- no, I am not hooking up with, nor have I ever hooked up with Lucille Ball
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Most importantly though, thank you to everyone who worked so hard and put so much creativity into it over the course of three seasons. And thank you for watching and supporting and helping the show go as far as it did
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Big news I can finally share - season two of
'Joe Pera Talks With You' will be coming out this holiday season on @adultswim.
There are 14 new episodes, each with new topics, and I will let you speculate whether this fire hydrant will be introduced as a new major character.
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‘Joe Pera Talks With You’ Season 3 premiers tonight at 12:30am on @adultswim
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Did a very important phone call with @Indiawaltonbflo:
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It's Fall Drive weekend - if you're sending your pumpkin over a waterfall too, send a vid to: pumpkinsindariver@gmail.com
Been getting some already and might make a little video
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Here's the official trailer for season two which comes out in just 10 days now -next Friday Dec 10 on @adultswim. I can't say much other than the first episode is about beans. #beans
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This would be fun but unfortunately, there has never been a blooper on my show
@JosephPera I would kill for a bluray release of your show with bloopers and extras
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If my show inspired you to grow a bean arch this past summer, would you mind sending a photo of it to me at beanarch2020@gmail.com ? I know at least a few people did and it's a nice thing and I'd like to make a video or slideshow or something
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My life got better after I joined the Writers Guild union which ensures we get a share of the work we create.
What we're asking the very large corporations for is pretty reasonable & we appreciate your support in this #wgastrong
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Excited to announce that @conner_omalley and I are opening a Skywalker Ranch but for alternative comedy on a superfund site in central Michigan
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Mr. Biden, with all due respect, why do the Chinese have a fully-electric Buick but not us?
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Here is the preview for my first ever standup special 'SLOW & STEADY'. Based on the last year and half of touring, it'll premiere on youtube Friday Oct 6th:
piped.video/5pZ449A--kA
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The new season of 'Joe Pera Talks with You' begins tonight at midnight on @adultswim. The 14 new eps are all a little different but with the same nice music and relaxing subject matter (tonight is beans) and I hope that you will watch and then be able to go to sleep feeling good
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The first ep of 'Drifting Off with Joe Pera' is now live you if you need help relaxing this Sunday evening:
patreon: patreon.com/DriftingOffwithJ…
youtube: piped.video/FxIvVunSZZk
apple: tinyurl.com/58nzkz5a
spotify: tinyurl.com/nrtnnxtu
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I recorded and sent some assorted thoughts to @josephbennet00 who shaped it into a really nice animation about 2 birdwatching brothers. Full short below:
warning: bird watching can lead to some serious soul-searching. #cakefx
directed by: @josephbennett00
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As a young kid, I would pray for the @BuffaloBills to win. It was inappropriate and I’m not going to do that today but maybe there’s enough unanswered ones still out there to help us get like an extra field goal or something tonight
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Riley was one of the most kind, passionate, and interesting people I've been lucky enough to know. It was more fun talking with with him than just about anyone else. He said I probably looked like Arthur the aardvark when I was naked and would text me photos like the one below:
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If you regularly hide out in the bathroom, I wrote a bathroom book you can read while doing it:
"A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape'
@josephbennett00 illustrated & out in spring but you can preorder here: us.macmillan.com/books/97812…
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Been tinkering on a subdued special that’ll be out Wednesday on @adultswim
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If you can, please donate to the Brooklyn Community Bail Fund. I did. It is important:
brooklynbailfund.org/
If you do and comment 'I donated', I will thank you.
#blacklivesmatter
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"This episode will disrupt the entire fashion industry"
- Marc Jacobs (@themarcjacobs)
two-part fashion ep tonight at midnight on @adultswim
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If you're having trouble finding something to watch the next few days, just put this Christmas Tree special on followed by 7 episodes of @RickSteves and everyone will be happy.
adultswim.com/videos/joe-per…
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Excited to let you know that I'm playing a tree guy* named Fern in the new @pixar film 'Elemental'. He's got a snippet at the end of this trailer but it'll be out June 16:
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Response to the assassination attempt last month. Was split about posting but we heard the news a couple hrs before our show in Nashville and it would have been weird to ignore so I came up with this:
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Just put the ol' Christmas Tree special on youtube since it's hard to find elsewhere these days: piped.video/PXTl88_H4tg
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Happy fourth
Understanding fireworks is the first step to understanding yourself. @JosephPera
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Looking forward to drinking a few of these when I’m there next week:
.@CWBC_MKE announces Milwaukee 1-Year Anniversary Party, releases @JosephPera-inspired beer milwaukeerecord.com/food-dri…
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DAHMER JOKE from my special 'SLOW & STEADY' premiering this Friday Oct 6th at 8pm on my @youtube: piped.video/5pZ449A--kA
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OPEN RELATIONSHIPS joke from my standup special 'Slow & Steady' which premieres TONIGHT at 8PM here: piped.video/9_97zE4GRZk
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Sorry, the name was too good of an opportunity to pass up. Tickets are at joepera.com, pre-sale is tomorrow with code: BEEFSTEAK
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Holy cow- Mr. De Niro will be so thrilled tonight when I tell him all my favorite lines from 'The Irishman' backstage:
#LNSM’s last week of new shows in 2019 kicks off tonight!
🎁 MONDAY
@RepAdamSchiff
@bowenyang
@TTChilders
🎁 TUESDAY
Robert De Niro
@TheGuyPearce
@josephpera
🎁 WEDNESDAY
@mulaney
Rodrigo Santoro
🎁 THURSDAY
@JohnLithgow
@AnaGasteyer
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This is what happens when truck drivers listen to Black Eyed Peas at full volume while driving
A crash involving a big-rig truck caused 150,000 tomatoes to scatter across Interstate 80 in Vacaville, California. Passing vehicles ground them into a slippery red pulp. nyti.ms/3RpfKuJ
ALT A crashed big-rig truck is next to a lane of Interstate 80 in Vacaville, California, that is covered in tomatoes. Image credit: CHP SOLANO
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Here is a video I made of all the bean arches people grew this past summer, inspired by season two of the show. Finding out there were so many has been one of the bright spots of my year: piped.video/eybZl_d4D_E
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In case you're interested, @adultswim put together a 10-hour looped version of my original sleep show so it could be even better used for its intended purpose: piped.video/watch?v=91wX0NRj…
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Great season @BuffaloBills, good game @Chiefs. Hope you beat Brady and that the @Patriots don’t make the playoffs again for 100 years
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30 mins before, Robert DeNiro was sitting on this exact couch at @LateNightSeth. No photo for proof but I did get to say hello- he said he's a big fan of the show and watches on the Adult Swim app every single day and also... (1/2)
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update: my own father is extremely upset that no one else wants to watch Satoshi Kon’s ‘Paprika’ before breakfast
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Hello UK and Ireland, the new season is finally now available for you: channel4.com/programmes/joe-…
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Gonna play 'powerwash simulator' live tonight from 8-9pm ET: piped.video/live/pb63Pq2nKRg…
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Gene just retired after 50 years of being a cameraman and was sent off with beautiful poetry. A perfect ending:
Our beloved Gene Kelly is retiring after fifty years as a cameraman extraordinaire. We sent him out with some Crew Poetry piped.video/ern62HDozB8
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Congrats to Jessica W. who won the sleep podcast raffle and will be receiving the Milwaukee Art Museum Jackets worn by Gene and his sons:
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btw, the chiefs’ uniforms and yellow gloves make them look like a bunch of Ronald McDonald clowns
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My dreams came true:
1. I made a show with my best friends and it premiers tonight at midnight on @adultswim
2. They wrote about it in the Mining Journal: miningjournal.net/news/front…
3. We got to put a child actor in the oven
Hope you'll watch but I understand if it's too late
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Well, tonight is it - the last ep of the season. I think it's a special one despite how difficult it was to fit all my final thoughts on chairs into 22 minutes #SuccessionHBO. 12:30am on @adultswim:
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Conner's standup special premiers tonight at 8pm. And you don't even have to worry about him grabbing you:
piped.video/Svual-PcOxE?si=UC6X…
Stand Up Solutions | Full Special | Conner O'Malley
"If Indiana Jones was from Illinois"
youtube.com
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The final 2 episodes of JPTWY are now online and that's it.
I truly appreciate you watching this season and hope you enjoyed it. Most of it's online if you want to watch/rewatch/share before @adultswim collects the footage and flings it into space.
adultswim.com/videos/joe-per…
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Final episodes of the season are tonight at midnight on @adultswim and we are going out with a bang:
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