Do you enjoy: 1. Ass-whippin fantasy tales that you can read in one sitting? 2. Supporting buds online? Well then, you’re in luck! Check out my short story now (and mayhaps leave a review). Between Men and Monsters amazon.com/dp/B09511ZV3P/ref…
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A bold strategy
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This is, 100%, the look of a man who’s thinking, “I should have stayed with the sister…” #ObiWan
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🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
Harrison Ford on if we will see him turn into Red Hulk in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD’: “What is a Red Hulk?” (via piped.video/watch?v=6b68DYTo…)
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Adobe’s social media manager logging in right now

ALT chris farley what the fuck GIF

BREAKING: The footage from Jeffery Epstein’s cell that was released by the DOJ was edited with Adobe Premiere Pro, stitched from 2 clips, and was saved 4 times, per WIRED
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Yeahhhhhh, fuck that Hogwarts game
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Re-watching #ObiWanKenobi Part III and I don't know how I missed this the first time...
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How I sleep, knowing a Rotten Tomatoes score has never impacted my desire to see a movie, nor affected my enjoyment of a movie…
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Unreal
“New York state is considering creating a special hotline exclusively for CEOs to report perceived threats” kenklippenstein.com/p/new-cr…
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Unreal how he literally gets worse every episode. #HouseoftheDragon
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Well holy fucking shit
The director of Prey welcomes you to a world of hurt. Experience #PredatorBadlands on the big screen, in theaters and IMAX November 7.
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Yoda on Dagobah while #ObiWan is literally getting his ass roasted by Vader and the Inquisitors...
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The only hope/expectation I'm going into Wednesday with... #ObiWanKenobi
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Same idea, but for puppet Yoda in Phantom Menace.
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The similarities between Leia’s lightsaber and #Obiwan’s hits much harder…
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Ain’t no way
Replying to @thetimes
Trump has said his “resolve is only stronger” in a new fundraising email after a surviving an apparent assassination attempt on Sunday ⬇️ thetimes.com/world/us-world/…
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The episode *checks notes* hasn’t aired yet. #TheAcolyte
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Lol, chodes review bombing a 2008 movie called Acolytes instead of #TheAcolyte, but we’re supposed to take these “critiques” in good faith
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Watching my marshmallows when making s’mores…
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This is exactly why we shouldn’t let the YouTube chodes try and rewrite history with their “we don’t hate new women in Star Wars, we always loved Ahsoka” nonsense.
#Ahsoka voice actress Ashley Eckstein has admitted that she "sobbed" over the backlash Ahsoka received when THE CLONE WARS released in 2008: "So many people hated her..." Full quote: thedirect.com/article/ahsoka…
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Absolutely incredible that Variety, the major outlet that spoiled her casting a full two weeks before the film released, is now hand-fed the interview in which Anya Taylor-Joy discusses the lengths they went to, in order to keep it secret. Must be nice
Anya Taylor-Joy on keeping her "Dune: Part Two" appearance a secret: "Denis [Villeneuve] desperately wanted to pull this off." wp.me/pc8uak-1lE6db
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Hard to fault the logic when the most successful films of the year, Barbie and Oppenheimer, clearly had no message at all behind them….
Bob Iger says creators at Disney have lost sight of what their jobs should be, entertain first, not messages. He adds that stories infused with “positive messages for the world” can be great but that it shouldn’t be the primary job. (Source: @sherman4949)
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Fandom was a mistake. #StarWars
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If you watch this and don’t think this is 1000% the type of thing Leia would say in the Original Trilogy, you absolutely never understood Leia
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Says “no woke stuff” then immediately proceeds to list two of the most “woke” Star Wars projects around as their favorites.
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Important reminder for Pride Month
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Fun fact: this absolutely DID happen on pretty much every Star Wars related/adjacent forum all the way through Revenge of the Sith’s release. I remember a few reviews mentioning it too.
Fully convinced that if Attack of the Clones were released today, people would go to ridiculous lengths to nitpick this scene. You’d have thousands of paragraph-long posts complaining about “how this ruined the franchise” and asking “why didn’t R2 use his jets on Dagobah?!”
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I need Star Wars to let me write a story about the dinosaur bounty hunter.
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"Anakin Skywalker is dead," he said. Thrawn lowered his head. "I know." Vader nodded slowly…."We will not speak of him again," he said. "*You* will not speak of him again." "I understand, my lord," Thrawn said. "But I will always honor his legacy.”
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“The new Acolyte’s training must be going well, all I hear is clapping.” -Darth Plagueis
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I can fix her
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Super excited for Harrison Ford doing Marvel press tours as nerds ask him lore related questions and he just looks back with this…
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Hoo boy, this is all kinds of revisionist history. So many fans were up in arms about the very IDEA of Anakin having a padawan going against all the lore and then just general hatred towards Ahsoka.
The Clone Wars was an animated cartoon that didn’t crap on the lore and the fans. And the movie cost 1/5th an episode of The Acolyte
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Something about these two have been driving me nuts! So familiar l, but I can’t place them… #ObiWan
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Totally normal response to a show aimed at kindergartners
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Apparently I have a type
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One started a cult, potentially groomed children, and has a history of assaults. The other slapped a man after his wife was insulted. Only one is framed as a “problem” 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Every night before a new #ObiWanKenobi
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This one been done yet? #TheMandalorian #StarWars
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In a franchise that has seen so many survive FAR WORSE, I’m surprised at how many fans were concerned
#ObiWanKenobi writer Joby Harold on the Grand Inquisitor's 'death': "As you know, we would never break canon. So, that's all I'll say. Canon is everything." (@VanityFair)
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After a lot of painstaking research, I was able to translate R2-D2’s dialog in #TheMandalorian.
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It is 1983. Star Wars is dead; the Ewoks killed it. It is 1997. Star Wars is dead; the Special Editions killed it. It is 1999-2005. Star Wars is dead; the Prequels killed it. It is 2008. Star Wars is dead; The Clone Wars movie killed it....
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White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s shirt: “Make America Blonde Again”
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‘Member when Bane’s apprentice, Darth Zannah walked straight into the Jedi Temple and pretended to be a Padawan for a week so she could rifle through the Archives at will? These are not serious people with serious complaints
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“Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. “Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.”
Happy Captain
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Tom Holland seeing someone else spilling the beans on #SpiderMan stuff...
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Futurama on in the background while working, always forget how fucking HARD this ending goes. Jesus. I'm a wreck
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Gungi lives!!!! Holy shit!! #StarWars #TheBadBatch
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No one talk to me
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Looking for who the fuck asked
Replying to @JordanMaison
This show is so stupid.
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Quick translation. #Ahsoka
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Almost time
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Perhaps the greatest screenshot in Star Wars. #SkeletonCrew
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Reminder: Tolkien described #Galadriel as, "the MIGHTIEST and fairest of all the Elves...in Middle-earth" and she is, canonically, one of the only people Sauron thought could oppose him: "He perceived at once that Galadriel would be his chief adversary and obstacle"
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Perrin, chilling at home and watching the news on Coruscant. #Andor

ALT Chris Farley GIF

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A frog in India has a mushroom sprouting out of it. Researchers have never seen anything like it ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/a-frog-i…
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This is an incredibly smart idea and having more people looking at the story and questioning elements is beneficial all around….
Leslye Headland explains why one writer in the writers room for ‘THE ACOLYTE’ had never watched Star Wars. “I was like, ‘I want you to be questioning narrative. I don’t want myself, who’s a lifelong fan, to just be relying on particular references in order to create emotional beats. I want those emotional beats to be earned & checked by someone that isn’t super familiar with it.’” (Source: thr.cm/n5nC4yb)
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Next week’s #SkeletonCrew has the opportunity to do the funniest thing…
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I love #ObiWanKenobi, but is there a reason it doesn’t look like this on #DisneyPlus?! I mean this is fucking SHARP. Data cap or something on the quality they use? Seems like a great reason to be giving us physical releases in high quality
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My hottest #StarWars take at the moment is the shows need to go back to traditional naming conventions and not simply a character’s name.
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Sincerely hope that Rotta shows up in #TheMandalorianAndGrogu, absolutely jacked. Just like, paranoid from his kidnapping as a child, he vowed to never be a victim again.
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“Choice” #StarWars
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Hilarious that #TheAcolyte is giving all the lore/Legends stuff goobers have claimed to want for years, but they refuse to enjoy it because “eww, girls.”

ALT Stick Around Bob Ross GIF by Originals

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Guess we’re fucking done
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Never forgiving Gilroy for making me feel sad for Eedy
Call your mother. Watch Andor’s final episodes Tuesday only on @DisneyPlus.
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Lmfao
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Fun fact: When you look up the definition of “a real one,” a picture of Brasso turns up. #Andor
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Every time a goober says Star Wars is serious, I remember this
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There shouldn’t be questions about this. There were whole decades where other people voiced Vader in projects (especially games) without it ever being an issue. It was SPECIAL when he came back for Rebels and Rogue One, but let’s let the dead rest.
With the late James Earl Jones having previously signed over rights to his archival voice work for 'Obi Wan-Kenobi,' experts say the landscape continues to evolve. Analysts are watching to see whether his voice will resurface, in #StarWars or elsewhere: thr.cm/wbOxNS1
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Seeing Indy punch a Nazi square in the face is something we all needed today. #IndianaJones
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#Andor: “BBY” Me:
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Pretty neat to see that after having his mind invaded, Torbin seemed to dedicate a lot of study to never being vulnerable to outside attacks again (in any form). #TheAcolyte
Jordan Maison
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"Hey Greef, where's Cara?" "Fell down a Sarlacc pit." "Oh damn." "Yeah, well anyway come have a beer." #TheMandalorian
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Come on….
I want... an Acolyte. A Lookback at Star Wars: #TheAcolyte with Manny Jacinto starts now.
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#DisneyPlus LAUNCH DAY details: *Nov 12th *18 Pixar Films *ALL Star Wars films *Mandalorian *250+ hours of NatGeo content *13 Disney Vault Classics *100 DCOMs *Almost all MCU films *30 Season of The Simpson’s ......all for 7 fucking dollars
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If Ahsoka doesn’t show up in Mando & Grogu and say something like “Stinky?” upon seeing him, the fuck are we even doing here?
Jeremy Allen White Joins 'Star Wars' Film 'The Mandalorian & Grogu' as Jabba the Hutt's Son variety.com/2024/film/news/s…
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If a person says “there’s no place for hate [in fandom]” and you immediately feel “attacked” guess what that means about you?
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The different kinds of shields in #StarWars
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David Benioff & D.B. Weiss say their canceled ‘STAR WARS’ movie was about the first Jedi but Lucasfilm wasn’t interested in doing that story. “[It was] basically how the Jedi Order came to be, why it came to be, the first lightsaber.” (Source: thr.cm/YvBvADv)
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Here's the thing, Mysterio's whole 'thing' is that he's a big ass liar (and he's lied about the multiverse a BUNCH of times in comics/cartoons), so I'm not buying it just yet...BUT the Multiverse could be great for the MCU going forward, offering easy X-Men & FF options.
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#StarWars Timelines is out today and features a very important data point
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Have you tried being less of a bitch?
The actor that plays Arondir, a black elf, in Rings of Power, just responded to my comment on the @TheRingsofPower IG. I had to let him know this show is heading down the same dangerous, woke route that ended up forcing Disney to cancel The Acolyte.
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The ONLY thing that would have made this better, would have been Ewan McGregor buzz past on a helicopter so he still had the elevation on him….
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Holy shit, #TheAcolyte Episode guide canonizes the Tràkata lightsaber style! Originally from the old comics and notably used by Mara Jade in the NJO era…
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#StarWarsVisions always delivers the goods
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Amazing
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Without a doubt, #Grogu is trying to figure out if he can eat them. #TheMandalorian
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