Artist • Body Painter | @Twitch Partner & @YouTube Partner | piped.video/jordanhanz | she/her | 💌 jordan.hanz@yahoo.com
Omaha, NE
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Just a beer loving artist paintin’ bodies, canvases, & hopefully the way to your heart. 🧡
𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 - twitch.tv/jordanhanz
𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲 - piped.video/jordanhanz
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮 - instagram.com/jordanhanz
𝗙𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 - facebook.com/jordanhanzart
𝗧𝗶𝗸𝘁𝗼𝗸 - jordanhanztv
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I’m crying. I’m so humbled and honored to have been asked to do Celine Dions makeup. She is one of the most compassionate, heart warming, and bad ass ladies around.
Thank you, a million times. Thank you.
Happy Halloween! Joyeuse Halloween ! 👻🎃 - Céline xx…
Make-up:
@JordanHanz
@Kristinally
@NsomniaksDream
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Using someone's pain and suicide as click bait for a video as you disrespect them, their body, and make jokes about it. Fucking shameful and disgusting. @LoganPaul new fucking low, I have no words. @YouTube do something about this on YOUR platform.
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Hey @Twitch @TwitchSupport, this partnered streamer rebroadcasted my stream while live last night, & had their community come harass and berate me. This is one hundred percent against TOS.
Please take action against ZaneOnTheGameYT.
My VOD is still up, his isn’t.
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This is adorable as fuck but hello 911? He is too young to drive operator? Or maybe I’m just so old that 15-16 year olds look like tiny children to me now? Hello????
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I couldn’t care less about the kardashians but come the fuck on. Even if it’s edited, so what?
You do realize there’s a huge difference with lighting & posing vs paused on a vid mid sentence right?
Here’s two shots of me in the same day. Good posing vs mid sentence video. 🤷🏻♀️
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Who the flying fuck likes sparkling water tho
I opened a water bottle expecting a cold drink of hydration bliss and got sucker punched by bubbly disdain
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Influencers that have struggled & had to work shitty retail/hard jobs to make ends meat before their success usually are WAY more humble.
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Great job @AmandaEnsing, another complete copy of an original art to use for your own profit. Real artists appreciate others creations, not steal them.
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You’re fucking gross. You raped someone. THATS IT.
Talking about something before is NOT consent to have sex with someone.
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Bitch any community can be toxic or negative as hell if YOU SURROUND yourself with that.
MY mother fucking makeup community that I know and love is building each other up first, makeup second. 👊🏼
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I saw on tik tok people saying to stop showing EMOTION with your face since it causes fine lines and wrinkles over time...
LMAO aging is NATURAL. Using your face to express yourself is...say it with me..NATURAL.
I promise we all get older. It’s okay.
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Fuck you for real. That’s gross as hell. Someone is ABUSING their position of power to fucking look up someone’s personal information? Because they were attracted to them? Go fuck yourself you loser.
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If this is what them there real wemen folk done look like I’d rather eat a mile of shit than be a real woman
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Imagine a world....a far away land......
where people read the caption before commenting
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You guys. I could cry because I am a @NyxCosmetics MAKEUP MASTER! 10 people were chosen to be a part of this group & to be one of those 10.....I'm truly in shock.
The group is fucking stacked with talent...I'm so humbled & inspired. Stay tuned for education, tutorials, & more!
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ALSO to try to justify this? And discredit the woman you raped? You’re fucking scum. I’m so beyond angry.
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I posted this first photo in February (it still terrifies me to look at that I posted it publicly) and though I have a long way to go...I'm so happy to see progress. Fuck yeah.
Keep on the grind. 💪🏼
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I fucking HATE when people touch me or grab me because of my tattoos. WHY because I have some artwork on my body does that equate to being allowed to fucking touch someone?
Don't grab my hand and ask me about my tattoo. Don't fucking touch me and ask me the meaning. Fuck off.
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Straight off the camera.
I was feeling so down about myself and my painting lately. I had gotten lazy with my execution & nervous about my body issues and fell into a slump.
FUCK. THAT.
I had to kick myself in the ass and picked the perfect character to get me there.
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Classic move: "don't judge me unless you're perfect" more like "hey guys don't give me criticism for ripping an artist off completely for my own gain cause no one is perfect lol k"
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Good people don't need to prove to everyone they are good people. They just do it with their actions.
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“beauty community is so toxic”
No bitch, a few larger YouTubers that people fucking feed their views & continuous clicks are.
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Watermelon is delicious but watermelon flavored things are disgusting don't try to fight me on this m8
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I’m so ridiculously happy for @RawBeautyKristi. Like fuck, a such an amazing congrats to you and @unhallowed360. 💕😭
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How dare you do something so horrific, and have the audacity to say "I'm not monetizing this" like that somehow condones you filming and gaining views from a dead human being that took their own life. I hope you're never in that much pain.
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WHY is it when my husband is in the room I'm so uncomfortable doing my voiceovers?! I shit in front of him for god sakes this should be cake
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Thank you so much to everyone that's shown their love & support on the Joker video with @JeffreeStar 🃏❣
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The AMOUNT OF PAIN someone is in to end their life is insurmountable. Literally NEVER enjoy even one more good thing or pleasure again..to be so broken suicide is the ONLY reasonable option to them...is UNFATHOMABLE. And for someone to use that to gain views....
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Dear makeup & skin care companies:
Please stop putting glitter in face masks no one wants that shit
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LMAO?! It’s influencers fault she did horrible things not only for her company but MORALLY too? Ok ok. Yup.
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"Don't get your lash extensions wet for 24 hours after application"
Today was my only good time to dye my hair.....nothing a little critical thinking, cling wrap, and duct tape can't solve 😂😂😂
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He came into my stream with his community, & immediately they were using derogatory language towards me. I said out loud that what he was doing is scummy, and a cunt move.
He then lied to his stream about me calling him a “monkey” which I NEVER did (as per my VOD) & said this:
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Please do NOT let actions like this slide, and disgusting toxic communities like this grow on your wonderful platform.
Targeted harassment of women on Twitch is absolutely unacceptable.
We CANNOT stand by and let this continue.
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Today has been..A LOT.
I just wanted to thank everyone for the immense support on my earlier tweets. I’m blown away. Today reminded me just how strong community can be, and man you guys fuckin showed up.
Can’t wait to do another bodypaint soon, ya cunts. 🧡
All on me, by me:
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20 pounds down today officially. 💪🏼 still a long journey ahead but I'm proud to be moving forward.
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Turns out I decided to get drunk cause I am a sad lady about my mom SO
I am about to take a shot to HER
If anyone is drinkin out there, take a sip to Holly.
She was THE MOST down ass bitch. Single mom, strong AS FUCK, and my best friend.
❤️
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Oh my gosh! I am so honored to be featured on here! 😭😭💕❤ Thank you! I loved this!!
GAH! Watch what Elders think about this SCARY Halloween Makeup! #eldersreact
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Happy #Pride2018 🏳️🌈
To all of my LGBTQ+ friends & viewers, I created these bodypaints to honor you.
Love is love.
(Gay Pride, Pansexual Pride, Lesbian Pride, and Transgender Pride pictured)
twitch.tv/jordanhanz
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My orange hair was great, and while I miss having fiery ass hair, god am I so much happier with the brown.
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Bitch not my fault you chose to have spawn tear outta your vag, ain't got nothin to do with me
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The thing that scares me is that if you were comfortable to show that footage publicly, gosh...what must happen behind the scenes.
I get how hard it is to have a big, smart dog. I have a 100 lb German Shepherd. However, you CANNOT take your frustrations out on them. Not okay.
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SO, I know I said I was going to LA for the last month or so...but really I have been planning to surprise my amazing best friend @Kristinally in Omaha.
I had to keep it a secret so that she wouldn’t have any idea, and I’m so so so happy. I love her 😭
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I can't believe it. I'm crying. 😭 I am so so happy I can't even express it.
We did it. I will be a @Twitch partner soon. Twitch has given me a home, I have so much love for this platform...
Thank you to everyone who supports me, who believes in me. I'm speechless.
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Ah Amanda Ensing being a Trump supporter? Doesn’t really come as a shock to me.
She’s always been self serving. Stealing from smaller artists for years for her own merch and makeup looks.
A vote for Trump is a selfish vote out of privilege. Period.
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Nikkie, thank you so much for sharing yourself with us. Your beautiful soul and art is what brought us all in, and I’m so ridiculously happy for you to feel comfortable being so open. You’re amazing.
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I cannot believe this is real. I would do anything to see this in person. It’s been such a bucket list goal forever. WOW.
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𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝙖 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝. 𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚.
WRAITH • APEX LEGENDS @PlayApex Body Paint I created on my @TwitchCreates channel. 🖤
Where my wraith mains at? 😈
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Another one, lying about me going into his chat “talking smack” (turns out I didn’t, I was just hanging out painting), and telling his entire stream to report me, and hate spam me...after he came into MY stream to harass me. Hmm.
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I've been MIA today because 11 years ago today, the most beautiful human in the world was taken from this world.
I only had my mom for 16 years, but she was such an amazing person.
Today, I'm watching her favorite movies and drinking wine in her honor. ❤
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Playing a little devil’s advocate here, for me personally the original tweet was misleading to now see the difference in photoshop.
Of course lines will be cleaned up, but this to me was as well misleading saying it’s all makeup in the original post.
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SUCH a longshot of a thread,
but I found this letter today while going through things.
My mom, Holly died before ever telling me who my dad was..and when I find things from her past like this I’m always a bit hopeful she told someone about him.
I looked the name up on FB, no luck
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Lets go progress! Just been trying to walk daily and make some healthier choices.
These shorts used to fit perfectly, now def need a belt to stay up!
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Going through airport security:
*looks at passport and sees full head of brown hair*
"Heh, what happened to your hair?"
???? HUR HUR WELL IDK SIR IT JUST TURNED ORANGE LULULUL ????
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You wanna be super sexy and bring all the boys to the yard on Halloween?
Don't worry. I gotchu fam.
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My mom always wanted to travel, but wasn't able to.
So, I'm taking a special little piece of her with me to Ireland. 💕
A bracelet she would wear every day.
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Idk man, I’ve used many different pinks & reds and they’ve stained when I build the product up quite considerably. Maybe your skin had a reaction, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a bad product. MUFE makes bodypaints but their pink gave me a rash/hives but it still works for others.
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Fucking ew? Imagine sympathizing with a rapist who ON record admitting to doing so.
His “truth” is gaslighting the victim and trying to justify RAPING someone. Damn girl, I hope you’re never raped or sexually assaulted. It lasts for life.
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It's the same thing with "you shouldn't cuss in your videos, children could see this" and?? It's not my job to police my language for YOUR child the fuck? That's on you lmao??? What tf does that have to do with me
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Crazy to think it's been 10 years without you Mom. Thinking about you always, wishing you were here constantly. Miss you more than I could ever express.
So much love to you guys spending this holiday missing loved ones. This season is always a bit harder without their presence.
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People are so fucking dumb lol. I didn’t even notice? I was just like damn YES that blue LINERRRRRR
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Some of these damn 15 year olds shouldn’t be allowed to be on the internet lul
Their words gonna be haunting them for liiiiiife
Good fucking luck
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💣FEM JUNKRAT @PlayOverwatch COSPLAY/BODYPAINT💣 created live on my @TwitchCreates @Twitch channel!
I love @Blizzard_Ent games & so I hope you guys like my version of one of em!
Should I make this a series?
Follow me for more paints:
twitch.tv/jordanhanz
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So much respect for you using your voice and platform so genuinely, @GlamLifeGuru.
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Wow you ever have days where you look at yourself and say damn I'm cute
Then the next day you look at yourself and say oh cool I'm actually ugly human garbage???
Cause me too
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I am personally offended when a recipe calls for a certain amount of garlic cloves and someone doesn't automatically double it
Who the fuck are you and why are you like this
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If you can't say it directly to someone's face, probably shouldn't say it on the internet. PRO TIP
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