Hoeflation - spending 100x more then grandpa for a woman half as good as granny.
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People who have real families understand this. It takes a village to raise children.
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Get her a lab diamond -> tell her its a blood diamond
>satisfy her bloodlust
>save money on shiny crystals
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You forgetting these NFL niggas super human. Best doctors, nutritionist, genetics
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Why would you be more upset at the man instead of your wife who broke your trust.
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Am I the only one that didn’t experience this in RDR2? It pretty much let you do whatever you want. Let’s not act like this is a last of us 2 type of situation.
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Have you ever shot a gun in your life. Forget a life or death situation. You don’t shoot to disarm.
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The difference between her and y’all is she doesn’t have an 6’10 ego. Thats why she’s married, take notes.
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Wait till they find out how many dudes create female characters in video games lol
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Hunters know far more & contribute more to conservationism than the average twitter activist complaining in the comments.
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Both carried themselves extremely well given the circumstances. I hope they get paid for the false arrest.
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“We don’t need men to protect or provide”
Dangerous situation arises…
“Why aren’t men protecting me”
you can’t make this up
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Low birth weight, increased risk of premature birth, increased risk of long term cognitive and behavioral problems, impaired learning and attention, increased risk of stillbirth, increased risk of miscarriage, asthma, SIDS.
For the ppl saying it doesn’t effect the baby…
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Niggas went to lebron’s camp, had whole careers in the NBA, retired and this man still playing.
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Big big W. I don’t listen to logic, but 8 figures w/o promoting death & destruction is a win.
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When they made the “don’t hit a lady” rule women actually acted like ladies. Y’all acting like he beat her up, he did exactly what she did to him.
He’s supposed to be a punching bag I guess.
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Heartthrob? Never! Black and ugly as ever!
However, I stay Coogi down to the socks
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My insurance company offered a discount if i download their spyware that tracks my driving habits on my phone.
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That's called Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome or CHS. Comes from long term heavy use of marijuana
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I try to make retail workers day go well. Why im gonna be cold af with someone just trying to do their job lol
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NBA are world champions because the best players in the world go there. No international team could be a world champion NBA team.
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Latino can be used as a gender neutral term. They just don’t like the fact that the masculine ending is the default.
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Using your child as a prop to create content for your sexually deviant fans is the definition of selling your soul.
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Now they’ll be sold to the highest bidder instead of protected and displayed for future generations.
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Incredibly disappointing to see women here putting their drug habit over the health of their kids.
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Had a gun in his hand and pointed it at the cop. The cops were called because homeowner saw a man on their porch with a gun. It’s not even his house.
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The democrats just send them from the elite neighborhoods to the neighborhoods that will vote for them regardless.
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When i first got waves in elementary school i would brush my shit till my scalp was damn near bleeding lmao
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It's supposed to be a parody of real life. They are going to choose the most outrageous parts of Florida life.
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It taste better when u do it like this. Why yall don’t have the same sympathy for roaches? Pressed over a sea bug.
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Reach heights few men reach, to marry a pornstar? Had nothing but options and chose that. You make your bed lay in it.
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Insane how you believe these people have more of a right to be left alone than the tax paying people that fund public transportation. The train is not meant for them, its meant for working people. We have places for people like this it's called an insane asylum.
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