Zero points in 92 tests. It’s bollocks from you @dannycare and @MarcuSmith10 - I was walking it in……… if I managed to catch it 😬
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It’s finally here, my @skytv documentary #BigBoysDontCry.
Frustration, loads of laughs and bucket loads of crying, all of which have made it an incredible experience for me.
Hope you enjoy it.
And if you don’t, that’s ok, just be kind x
Wed 12 May
Sky Sports Arena & Download
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Helmet - you ruined my 100% throwing in record!!! ❤️
Just want to apologise to all you supporters for today. I let myself and you guys down. Every time I play for my country I want nothing more than to make you guys proud. Thanks for all the support. Looking forward to bouncing back next week! 🌹❤️
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Now that the dust has settled and I’ve finally managed more than 3 hours kip, I just wanted to say thank you. We came up short of our goal, but I am no less proud of what we achieved on and off the field with this… instagram.com/p/B4qLjZip4z7/…
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Always grateful for the opportunity so not an easy decision, but want to do right by my family in these crazy times and won’t be meeting up with the squad for this tournament. Look forward to watching the team rip in. Go well 🌹 x
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The best way to take down the king of social media...... cheat! @jameshaskell
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Looking forward to getting stuck into the camp and giving it another crack. Thanks for the support. 🌹
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What an atmosphere that was - not pretty but I guess the warm up games prepared us well 😉……. Fordy masterclass 👏🏻- thank you to all the fans that travelled and all the support back home. Onto the the next x🌹x
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Nothing new here, happens all over the world.
Really lovely anecdote about Joe Marler after Le Crunch.
Following the game, Marler went to speak to the French coaches to ask about opposing tighthead Mohamed Haouas who was on debut.
He then went to the changing room to have a beer with Haouas and give him his jersey. 1/2
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Stuck in the dark ages still. Apparently they would rather not grow the game………
BREAKING | @DoncasterKnight and @ealingtfrugby have not met the minimum standards criteria for promotion to the Gallagher Premiership.
You can read the full press release from the RFU here: bit.ly/ChPromotionMSC
#ChampRugby
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I wasn’t joking! @OfficialBHAFC
"I take huge inspiration from Roberto De Zerbi and his mighty Seagulls who did a demolition job on United yesterday" 😂
Joe Marler joked he took inspiration from Brighton for his bizarre headed assist in England's victory over Japan at the Rugby World Cup 🏉
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I’m grateful for the education received on how important the Haka is to the New Zealand culture and hope others have a better understanding too. Now roll on 3pm on Saturday for a mega rugby occasion. England by 6pts 😜 I’ll get back in my attention seeking box now. Big Love x
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Now my liver has recovered, I want to thank @Barbarian_FC for allowing me the honour and privilege to represent a wonderful club. The Barbarian spirit should be treasured more in the professional era. It was a dream come true and it exceeded all expectations. 🐑🐑⚪️⚫️#paaaaak
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Loved being back out there with the boys and amazing to have a full house back……. But god help the person who “superimposed” a belly on this photo of me….. I will find you. #COP26
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Avoid Trap 5 at M25 Cobham Services……. It has been absolutely decimated one last time x
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Hey rugby fans. Just wanted to jump on here and say sorry to any New Zealand fans I upset with my poorly articulated tweet earlier in the week. I meant no malice in asking for it to be binned, just want to see the restrictions lifted to allow for a response without sanction. 1/3
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Big questions. No qualifications... 13th November. #CelebrityTraitors
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Celebrating since 9am was it @jameshaskell ?
James Haskell with probably the best piece of analytical punditry I’ve seen all year. Absolute class 😂👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼 @SkySportsRugby
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Rules are the Rules champ…….
Still absolutely fuming about this.. @_DeclanRice sent off for being brutally kicked from behind. Not an exaggeration to say this was the worst red card decision in the history of professional football.
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Proper test match last night and we are happy to be 2/2. 厳しいテストをしてくれた @japanrugby_jrfu に感謝します 👏🏻🇯🇵 - Thank you to the @englandrugby fans back home as well as the ones that travelled and made it another amazing atmosphere in the stadium.
We go again x
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Covid can eat shit…… 😤 but it does mean I can go back to my diet of chillis 🌶 and onions 🧅 x
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They came. We saw. They conquered. Well played @MHR_officiel - Lovely little run in the big boys comp this year, blown away by the away support last week and backed it up today at our gaff.
Hope you enjoyed some joué.
Happy Easter 🥚 x
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Loving my second chance. It’s all in the facials 🌹 @EnglandRugby
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A Mitchell always pays his debts 👏🏻- any wagers from anyone else for the decider?
Ok!! It’s time to pay my debts!!
Congratulations @JoeMarler on your winning bet & the @EnglandRugby for squaring up the series.
“No half hearted shit!”
Well I trust this means we are all square??
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Context is everything. Just having a bit of fun trying to spark interest in a mega rugby fixture. Some wild responses. 🎣 Big Love x
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This is bloody exciting! TV gold coming up @jameshaskell ✌🏻
4 hours until @jameshaskell tackles the Jungle! 💪
How do you think he'll cope on the rice and beans diet? #ImACeleb
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Lift the bloody oversees ban! Get a “minimum cap rule” in place and let the boys play! 🤪
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Change the record Sir Clive - you should be grateful you can “milk the cow” for another 3 years 💤 @CliveWoodward
"It was like Laurel and Hardy. I know they [Cole and Marler] are on the bench but this is 48 hours from the World Cup final... it wasn't larking around - it was embarrassing"
- Clive Woodward pulled no punches in a recent webinar 🥊
rugbypass.com/news/8-months-…
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A bit surreal
My book #Loosehead is published today
Thank you to everyone who has already ordered it. I hope you enjoy it 🙏🏻
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Jesus Christ - Clattenburg’s response to my question about female referees in football on @talkSPORT this morning was disrespectful and archaic - @SaraCoxRef leading the way with the way the world should be.
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🏉 *Nause alert* Pushing after the scrum collapses to try and convince the ref you’re dominating is cowardly and needs outlawing. *nause over*
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. @WayneBarnesRef Disappointed you didn’t brandish a yellow card…….. to @dannycare at the weekend, 1st ref not to this season…..
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YOU are in a fight that YOU chose to be in after YOU broke the terms of YOUR contract, the kids below are in a fight they NEVER wanted to be in & yet YOU think YOU deserve donations more than they do??!!
It’s no longer about religion, it’s about YOU and YOUR greed.
@IzzyFolau 🤦🏼♂️
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🗣️ "I honestly believe that Borthwick's players had read my pre-match column because they were so quickly out of the blocks."
🤔 Hmmm, we're not so sure Clive... #GuinnessM6N #ENGvIRE planetrugby.com/news/sir-cli…
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Hero ❤️
🗣 “This is a story of triumph, this is NOT a story of defeat!”
If you watch one thing today, make sure it’s this @EllieRobinsonGB interview.
#Tokyo2020
Watch the Tokyo 2020 Paralympic Games on Channel 4
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Arseholes
Look at this from the Worcester owners.
As my late grandmother would have said.
What a bunch of absolute shit houses.
(images via @andymcgeady)
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Fucked it. Sorry 🙏🏻 @Harlequins fans were huge. Boys were incredible. Juvé 🃏 ❤️
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Good luck old maaate @jameshaskell - If you ever need a sparring partner before the big debut I’ll be happy to help ❤️ piped.video/AJjMDIvkIwY @BellatorMMA
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Irish were good. We were bad. Thanks for coming to watch. The sun will come out tomorrow. #marktwain
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📚 Competition Time! 📚
I’ve got 5 copies of my new book #Loosehead to give away to you lovely people
Happy to sign & personalise them for the winners should you so desire!
📚 Follow & Retweet to enter 📚
Ends 29.9.20 at 23:59
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