The ultimate Millia dead-ender. I can help with your chemistry homework ⚗️ | sq.ncfgc.org/ | Player for @teamfactor #beafactor | he/him

Durham, NC
Fuck being humble, I'm the greatest to ever do it. No flukes here, 4/7 of my sets were into unbelievably bad matchups. I went Slayer->GL->GL->Ky->Pot->Pot-> Ram. The most evil path ever conceived and I STILL came out on top!
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You mfs WISH you could make this much money playing video games. It's called TALENT, look it up
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Truly psychotic gameplay, 10/10
Truly the funniest NC set of all time
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Media literacy check! What does "media literacy" mean?
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Replying to @Breaking911
*me explaining science to Americans* "So uhhh you know Burger King, right?"
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Chat did I get gapped?
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I am so sick of this character being held together by duct tape. Why is my reward for whiff punishing with far slash a loss of 50% of my health + giving my opponent positive?
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I will genuinely think less of you as a person if you join on this grok trend
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Hotashi poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered plague unto our houses
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How honest are players about their mains?
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Ok, that's it. I'm taking a stand. I'm gonna say something nobody else has the GUTS to say, because I'm not a COWARD. I think Guilty Gear -Strive- is a FUN GAME
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My labmates had this written on the whiteboard by my desk this morning when I came into work. It's so fucking over for me
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Replying to @theneedledrop
Does anyone have a transcript of this review? My friends are asking for my opinion on Montero
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Replying to @ApologyMan
Especially in a situation like this. Magnus was incredibly frustrated yes, but it's VERY clearly not directed toward his opponent. After letting out his anger at himself for throwing away the win, he clearly congratulated his opponent. If you're gonna rage, this is how you do it
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Are you George Costanza?
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I hope Zato gets compensation nerfs because I want him to stay dead
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Congratulations to everyone who never bothered learning the Millia matchup! Your lack of effort paid off, because now you don't need to know it! It's bottom 1 Millia time baby!
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Johnny is egregiously broken but I gotta hand it to Johnny players; they're the only playerbase of a top tier who unanimously say "yeah this character is fucking broken lol". All other top tier mains seem to scramble to defend how hard they have to "gap" lol
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Everybody loves fighting Millia. I hear all the time "I wish I could only fight against Millia forever" Nobody will dispute this
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HELP ME SPREAD THE WORD @Pineapple_FGC and I are looking to host a small casual Strive tournament after the 2v2 tournament for all Strive players named Jack. It will be the greatest Jack-off the world has ever seen! If you know a Jack who plays Strive at Frosty, tag them pls
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Replying to @GothamChess
As someone who has worked in a Covid PCR testing lab, comments like "PCR detects everything!" Are so infuriating. Yes, you can use PCR to test for pretty much any virus. But you have to have it set up to look for THE SPECIFIC VIRUS YOU WANT. Covid testing labs only test for covid
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My friends are having a "coolest hammerfall punish" contest and this is what I came up with for the full resources category. May still work on making it better, but I thought this was cool
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You all say that Millia is SO good this patch, but riddle me this: why do I still lose all the time then? Checkmate, idiots
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Have you seen his business card? That shade of white is HIDEOUS
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I think the reason there is so much discourse around Aba is that she's a terribly designed character👍
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I will move mountains with the dead weight of Millia on my back #freemillia
Just made top 8 in Gorilla Gambit! I'm so fucking goated holy shit.... I will carry this bum character on my back
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I'm not liking what this data is doing for my agenda
Updated infographics for character usage, rank distribution, and Vanquisher data now that the Ranked Mode in Strive has been out for a week. #GGST #GuiltyGear #GuiltyGearStrive
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If your tag is FINALLY RANKED and you play Anji, you're a fucking bum! How are you going to have a tag getting excited for ranked mode and then plug on me when you're about to lose a single game lmfao
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Hot take: I still don't think wild assault was a good idea to add into the game at all
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The reviews are in, folks!
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Replying to @xaviersonline
Every time I see other leftists criticizing Vaush, it always seems to be in really bad faith. It just kinda embodies the whole "leftist infighting" cliche. Vaush is undeniably good for the left.
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I refuse to support my locals because I'm clearly so much better than everyone there
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I gotta say I do not remotely understand the appeal of Smash as a competitive game. Everything about competing in it seems so miserable
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I'm sure this has been found already, but I just found it so I figured I'd post it. I got the jD and 2S to hit only 2 frames apart so it's pretty hard to fuzzy. May be kinda reactable though #GGST_MI
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Please stop with the ___slop meme
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Replying to @ArcSystemWorksU
Hey can you guys please focus less on 3v3 and focus more on balancing the main game?
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"Wow that Millia and Goldlewis who are fighting are really good! Who are they?"
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Why does nobody ever let me be silly?
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I'm going to make this disclaimer one time on here because I have gotten a bunch of people asking about this: my twitter/twitch handle is NOT a play on j*rkmate. I have had this tag longer than I have known of that site's existence lol
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@wintyEnoshima i now understand you how feel. When you play a bottom-tier character, the haters will come out of the woodwork to say you're succeeding because your character is actually good, and not because you're a good player
@Jikhmate s run is proof that Millia is actually strong. Millia players just need to stop being babies and look at the screen
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Friends.... I PASSED MY PRELIM EXAM AND AM NOW A PHD CANDIDATE LETS GOOOOOOOOO God that shit was so brutal... but I survived! I'mcfeeling so much relief right now....
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Why even use language if you're just gonna say "nothing means anything"?
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Aba is the worst designed character in the game, hands down. I will defend that to the death.
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The healthiest possible top-tier for Strive is Leo Whitefang in his current state
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Replying to @SoloMan1298
It's sad how many people have fallen for the propaganda that the SA government has funneled so much money into. We absolutely should not support an event where a large portion of the possible competitors would not be safe
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Arcsys taking kapel away from me
🔥Your GG22 Top 8!🔥 🥇1st - @RedDittoXD 🥈2nd - @Hazens_ 🥉3rd - @Unbiased_TheEar 🏆4th - @RareChuJelly 🏆5th - @Jikhmate 🏆5th - @SgtFrogger 🏆7th - @SQuirrel147 🏆7th - @l_Cloned_l Thanks again to everyone that entered or watched last night!! (1/2)
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Maybe it's because I'm old but I'm kinda repulsed by Vtuber culture lol
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I say this again: if you don't think Baiken's theme is at least top 3 in the game, I do not trust your music taste
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Why do people say I play corny?
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When the fighting game function has beef wellington
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Replying to @hasanthehun @fuslie
Hasan needs to be sponsored by Ritz now
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One year older, one year wiser... in my infinte wisdom arising from my very old age, I declare Millia sucks and needs buffs. None of you can disagree with me because it's my birthday
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wtf is going on @_Zorroooo @liamjgerety
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Replying to @after_the_raine
Ramlethal Valentine, also spelled as Ramletherl, is a major character in the Guilty Gear series. A servant of the Universal Will and Elphelt Valentine's older sister, and successor to the first-generation Valentine, Ramlethal's objective is the destruction of humanity. She is
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One really funny thing that I'm always seeing on here from bad players when downplaying is just the regurgitation of dustloop data with no critical thinking. "This move sucks! It's -2!" But it gatlings into 6 other normals and is special cancellable
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Replying to @Voyboy @chesscom
Thanks for the lunch money, nerd! 😎
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Oh yeah I also saw Glass Animals last night with a lovely lady :) (she is very mean to me)
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No balance patch announced. I do not want to stay on this patch for another 3 months....
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"I've never seen racism so it doesn't exist" nice one buddy
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Replying to @Khoruh
I know a thing or two about downplay so I can CONFIRM that's 100% what that is lol Crazy post icl
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"If you've never committed war crimes, you can't say war crimes are bad"
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This character difficulty tierlist posting is the most boring trend we've had in a while. Let's just choose one character's playerbase to scream at for fun instead
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That Millia player must have been hella talented
This is the top 48 character representation at frosty faustings XVII (I couldn't find out one of the players character they picked so excuse that missing one)
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GUYS I JUST MADE FUCKING TOP 8 WINNERS SIDE ALL ON STREAM!!! COME THROUGHT AND WATCH ME TEAR IT UP!!!!!!!!
Twitch.tv/jikhmate It's Millia gamer time, come hang out!
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My girlfriend left me in a hot car with the windows up and took the keys
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Can we stop pretending characters aren't broken just because you play them? It's so lame! Just say "yeah this shit's broken!" and move on! Defending it to the death is so fucking dumb!
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Hey now that I got top 8 at Dreamhack, am I finally allowed to have opinions on the game?
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The worst thing about Millia is that it's almost impossible to talk about her honestly without people who don't play her getting really mad
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Replying to @therealjiga
No! But are we just gonna sit around until he does??
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R-code idea for any lesbian Millia players out there. Kapel Roan. Is this anything?
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Ok I knew very few people understood Millia but my doomposting has shown me that like 95% of you people don't know anything about the character other than "hdisc is scary :("
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I will allow this slight misinformation to pass because if more people try to grab on wakeup against me I'll be quite happy
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Replying to @HorseSkull666
That's a celestial badge. They give it to you if you get to the floor that's actually ABOVE floor 10, which is called celestial. It's where all the pro players play the game
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This weekend we have seen an uptick in posts from people who have never spoken to somebody not through a computer screen. Please make it stop...
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Replying to @MacMens010
Never been so offended in my life
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Replying to @KnightTimeBlue
I actually have 3 reasons for not playing the game - The playerbase has years of legacy skill to humble the shit out of them. - The bulk of the playerbase comes from regions that will not play along with identity politics. - There are no easy escape/comeback mechanics.
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I MADE TOP8 LOSERS SIDE AT DHATL I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY
Top 24 losers. I'm salty, but we keep moving
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Damn I'm starving! I'll order some delicious local cuisine for delivery!
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I was just copy and pasting what the dude who got quote tweeted said, I'm not playing KOF because I don't want to learn 3 characters lol
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Out of pools winners side! Conquered my fear of Aba! We move to fight LK tomorrow 🫡🫡
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Life has been hard. My wife left me, my family has disowned me, and my friends all hate me. Life feels so cold. Lucky for me, @DennysDiner's classic Moons Over My Hammy is always so warm and comforting that I can forget the pain! I go to Denny's whenever I need to feel again!
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The light of god is nowhere to be seen. The dark glow of purgatory is all that remains in this world
Welcome to DreamHAWK AtlanTUAH
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Hmmmm.... july 7th... nothing important going on today I think
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Replying to @cocojamGG
"Idk what you want me to say" is CRAZY lmfao
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2ND PLACE AT BITE BABY LET'S GOOO Had a fantastic tournament run that exceeded all expectations I had for myself. Really proud of this one! I was feeling really unmotivated to play Strive recently, but this run really lit the fire again. GGs to all I played!
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I do not have the time or attention span to be and FGC content creator, but if I did, I think it'd be cool to make videos that are "labbers spotlights". Something that'd show off and bring some light to the labbers who develop all the tech but aren't super well-known players
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Replying to @BIGMODEgames
I found it! I think BIGMODE is announcing a game called "Animal"!
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My god. My motivation was so high post Frosty, so I get home from work to play in the Paragon ladder. First match, my opponent and I had a shitty connection with constantly spiking rollback, and when I was close to winning one of the games, we got completely disconnected
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3rd place at Tyrant's Grave. I'm carrying this character on my back, but I'm losing strength... i feel my muscles weakening... Arcsys please do something...
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*Rare Jikh politics post* Seeing the results of the NYC primary has been the first time I've felt any sense of positive things to come in this country in 5 years, regardless how small it is. Feels very good even if just for a moment.
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Never heard of that @The_Gumster girl before, but she had amazing commentary at CEOtaku! They should hire her for every major until the end of time!
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Had a pretty nice TNS run tonight! I could have gone farther but I choked. Is what it is! Very happy to prove my first top 8 was not a fluke ❤️
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We should actually participate in MORE character hate. Some of the cast demands nothing but scorn
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