ALT A guy standing off in a corner at a party with a drink, thinking to himself while watching everyone else dance. "They don't know - if you hold CTRL it will stop the processes in Task Manager from moving around

ALT Four people seemingly on a hike - the picture is of a person and 3 arms doing Cheers with tiny liquor bottles. One of the arms is wearing a camo jacket which blends in perfectly with the surrounding nature, making it look invisible

ALT A picture of a VGA cable with two arrows, one pointing to each of the two screws. The arrows are labeled Barely hanging on, and tightened by God himself

ALT 2 panel meme someone pulling a sword out of a sheath. "Yes" it says to start. But then it keeps going "Yesterday I was in meetings all day"

ALT 4 panels - Gandalf looking left at monitor one and right at monitor 2. "Where is the cursor?" The cursor (captioning a screenshot from jurassic park): Stay absolutely still - his vision is based on movement

ALT A series of two pictures. A pretty wooden box with Memories inscribed on it. The box is opened, revealing a pile of computer memory chips

ALT 502 Bad Gateway. Below, a photo of a man chastising a router

ALT A picture of Atlas holding up the world. Atlas' face has been replaced with the Excel logo

ALT Someone holding up a giant resistor in their hand

ALT [Window Title] Confirm Save As [Content] sdgsfgadf.png already exists. Do you want to replace it? [Yes] [No]

ALT Cat standing in a sink looking at himself in the mirror

ALT A picture of someone playing Tetris. Two side by side images captioned 9am and 5pm - a bar dropping down into and obvious slot in the Tetris grid which should clear a few rows. An arrow pointing to the bar saying "the one thing I need to do today". In the second image, the bar has missed the slot and is stacked on top of everything else

ALT Man blinking disbelievingly. Below, as he blinks it goes from March 1st to August 22nd

ALT A cat remarkably balanced sitting on the very top of a computer chair

ALT A post on the PC master race subreddit with a picture and the question "Anyone know what type of port this? I was thinking Ethernet but it's too small" The photo is of a land line phone jack

ALT A post on reddit, with Batman interrogating someone saying "Why is Windows installed in the C drive? Where are the A and B drives?" Below, a picture of Obi Wan has been appended, with the caption "B drive - now that's a name I haven't heard in years"

ALT This man looks absolutely crazy. Also there appears to be some sort of crime scene map behind him as he gestures wildly

ALT 4 panel cartoon - a green man digging through a treasure chest. "I've finally found it, after 15 years", he begins. "The documentation!" he finishes with a flourish, whipping a scroll out of the chest to read it. It says "To Do, fill this out with more details later.". "Nyeah!!" he says with disgust, throwing away the scroll

ALT Wearing an old school blue screen blanket

ALT A modern version of the Bliss wallpaper (green rolling hills and blue skies)

ALT Two hands next to each other - each with a black ring on the ring finger. In the center of the ring a thin band of blue

ALT a sticker that says, 0 days since it was DNS. (it's always DNS)

ALT A post on Reddit of a PC case which is filed with a large number of fans on every side

ALT A 4 panel guide to cleaning a computer mouse ball (remove the ball from the mouse and dunk it in soapy water)

ALT A comment on Reddit: Holy crap. I'm colorblind and just found this feature because of your post here. I went from "strong protanoptia" to "normal color vision" in online cb testing. I work with computer systems including HMIs and have always felt disadvantaged with imperfect color vision. You've just changed my life.

ALT Screenshot of twitter conversation. One person says "Can anyone suggest some free software for editing PDFs?". Someone replies saying "No offense, but you're a programmer. How hard would it be to create a program that does what you need? Not really motivating when an experienced professional programmer asks about a simple app task that should be able to be created easily"

ALT 3 panel comic - titled "when you try to choose a meaningful variable name" Man sitting along in a park. Man sitting alone thinking at a dinner table. Man standing alone with his arms behind his back thinking at the end of a driveway

ALT The default Windows lock screen image looks remarkably like the outline of a character from Despicable Me.

ALT 4 panel comic "Hello, tech support? The server is down." says a man on the phone. "Okay, I'll take care of it" replies a man on the other end. He gets up and walks into another panel, where a sad looking server sits. The man pats the server's head and says "Don't be down, server. We all think you're doing a great job and everyone likes you". The server blushes and smiles, looking happier now

ALT Two panel meme. A woman is being interviewed - the person holds out two "photos" to her. Corporate has asked you to find the differences between this picture and that picture. One picture says "Times I have used REGEX". The other says "Times I have had to learn REGEX" The woman looks straight into the camera and says "They're the same picture"

ALT A door floating on a wall high above a staircase - you'd have to jump to go through and would probably injury yourself leaving. An arrow points to the door, saying "I don't know why there is there but I'm scared to delete it"

ALT A Reddit post saying "I need a data recovery service - any recommendations?". Below, a picture of a hard drive someone appears to have taken a saw to and cut a big triangle out of

ALT A random screenshot of task manager (which I happen to use in dark theme)

ALT A post on Reddit saying "what port is this?". Below, a picture of them holding up a VGA cable

ALT A post on the PC master race subreddit saying You're old, but are you this old? Below, a picture of the windows XP login screen

ALT A cartoon still of a woman fiddling with hardware parts of some sort of computer. It says "I'm fine as long as I'm constantly distracted". The still may be from the serial lain anime

ALT Someone pulling a sword out of a sheath. "Yes" is visible inscribed on the sword. He finishing pulling the sword out. "Yesterday I got pulled into an unrelated investigation" is the full inscription

ALT It's a post from Reddit, showing a screenshot of someone's harddrives on Windows. They've renamed C: drive to be "happy face hard drive" and D: drive to be "sad dace hard drive". The title of the Reddit post is "Closed mouth face hard drive (I:)"

ALT 0 days since it was DNS

ALT Meme template - Phoebe teaching Joey. "Int", she says "Integer", he replies seriously "Char", she says "Charmander", he replies with excitement

ALT Showing a random example of end task being available when right clicking notepad (aka bringing up the jump list)

ALT A USB C cable where the metal connection got squished by something - probably my chair

ALT Three comics 1) a man (captioned int *) pointing at int with an expression of, oh, look at this 2) a new man (captioned int **) has now been added to the original image, pointing at the first man - he too has an expression of "look here" 3) A picture of a man pointing at a black hole. He seems to have seen terrible things. He is captioned "void *"

ALT A post from the battle station subreddit showing an arm chair and computer keyboard, in front of dual 75 inch 4 k monitors

ALT A fallen server rack. Debris scattered all over the floor. Somebody had a very bad day

ALT Gru's master plan (meme template). Gru gestures wildly in front of a black screen. He keeps gesturing. He's coming to the peak of his explanation of his plan! And then someone says "Are you sharing your screen?". He looks back at the black screen in dismay

ALT A fluffy white cat lying belly up on a fluffy white rug

ALT 4 panel meme template - a cat stuck in the corner of a window. As a hand reaches in to pull him out, he looks back longingly at his happy place. Captioned: "Happily working", and "Meeting start notification"

ALT a sticker that says, 0 days since it was DNS. (it's always DNS)

ALT A calculator showing the 90s added up. They total 945

ALT A play on a blue screen, except it has a happy face and says Your PC is perfectly stable and is running with absolutely no problems whatsoever. You can search for this status code online if you'd like: ALL SYSTEMS GO

ALT It's a box brimming with cables

ALT The windows 10 lock screen that's shown if you're not using windows spotlight (it's looking out at a beach from within a cave)

ALT It's a Windows XP style blue screen

ALT It's a movie poster that says, "From the creator of New folder and New folder (2)" and then a really big picture of New Folder (3)

ALT Two pictures side by side (meme format) Someone whispering in someone else's ear Close up of goosebumps on someone's arm

ALT A picture from Wikipedia of a microATX motherboard with some faulty capacitors - none of us are perfect

ALT Gandalf looking confused (meme template). Captioned "I have no memory of this work"

ALT A picture of obi wan from star wars looking reminiscent. Captioned, A: Now that's a drive letter I have not seen in a long time

ALT A fridge open with a random assortment of alcohol, Velveeta cheese, and a few guns

ALT 3 pictures. A mock up of an old download progress window. Someone puts their finger where the green ends on the download progress in the bar. In the next picture the green is now visible on the other side of the finger (as the download has progressed)

ALT A cat who has tucked herself into the box for a graphics card. If she fits, she sits (or in this case lies down)

ALT 4 pictures of Kermit the frog, standing around. Contemplative

ALT A post to the PC master race subreddit with someone saying "I unironically want this now". Below, a picture of a phone charger, except the lightening connector has been done up to look like a VGA cable (or something of that era)

ALT a sticker that says, 0 days since it was DNS. (it's always DNS)