I’m not really here anymore… you can find me here if you like ⬇️
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I am sorry to do this and she will be embarrassed that I did this but my GOODNESS what an absolyute beaut my wife is!!!
ok I’m sorry but I mean LOOK at this human being who is also the best person I know
Ok sorry again goodnight that’s enough from me but also 🔥👀
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FLINCHING IS A SUPERPOWER AND A SURVIVAL MECHANISM NOT AN INDICATOR OF FEAR OR WEAKNESS
And I’ll keep saying it until everyone at my summer camp in 1991 GETS IT scott
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So cool how grief is just like “ok, that’s enough, I’ll leave you alone, I understand that sobbing forever isn’t a realistic life plan” and then years later you see or read something and it’s like “PSYCH I never left, have fun bursting into tears for the rest of the day, hahaha”
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I will never understand why people have any reaction other than empathy when someone is deep in their grief. Being cruel to anyone on one of the worst days of their life is a sign that something has rotted in your soul. I hope you look inside yourselves and ask how you got here.
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You… you could have just… not tweeted it. But you did, and people are upset with what you said. Whatever happens now, DO NOT LEARN ANYTHING FROM THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!! Dig your heels in deeper, and double down! BECOME the victim! You can do this!! I believe in you!!
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Leslie Jordan was a light in this world. He was pure love and joy and we were lucky to have him among us. Truly heartbreaking
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This year, it’s been 20 years since we lost him. So we’re trying to raise $20K for the 20 years and you can help by donating to the @JohnRitterFdn There are also little rewards for any donation over $20, and more for more! But any amount at all helps! onecau.se/_3aata1
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Five years ago today I stopped drinking alcohol. I am so grateful to the beautiful community of people who helped me learn about myself and courageously shared their experiences with strangers like me, I was quiet but I was listening ❤️
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I cannot WAIT for you all to see the last three episodes of Yellowjackets… especially this next one. SO GOOD and absolutely bonkers in the way only YJ can be
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It's strange when people say they're shocked "as a father of 3 daughters" as if that's the only way to understand that women are also humans
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“Your honor, my client’s voice DOES in fact sound like a 12 year old, because he IS a 12 year old, and that is his voice. Nothing further.”
Happy Birthday @JasonRitter ! Thank you for being such a genuine, cool, and awesome person! Hope you have a great day! 🎉
Here’s a silly little present I made of Dipper and Julian! I’m not sure which case they are currently solving, but it looks important! 🌲☕️
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This is tonight! There were so many lovely people involved in bringing this together, and I’m so grateful for all of them.
Also I definitely never cried even for one second so if it looks like that, it’s all special effects
Jk I did and I’ll never stop, guys!!! Lol
TONIGHT: Join Jimmy Kimmel, Bryan Cranston, Kaley Cuoco, Suzanne Somers & so many other stars, friends & family in remembering the genius & beauty of John Ritter. The emotional event special premieres tonight at 10|9c on ABC – and streaming on Hulu. #SuperstarABC
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I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again:
Gravity Falls is real and it will never die.
Also, Bill Cipher lives.
Byeeeeeeee 🌲
.@JasonRitter on the impact his show #gravityfalls has had on people even after 10 years. #cartoons #childhood #adulthood
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Congratulations on your CRITIC’S CHOICE AWARD @melanielynskey !!!
(I am also texting you)
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Birds: When I count to 3, go. Ready?
Me: Wait, like 1-2-3 then Go?
Birds: 1-
Me: or we go when you say “3”?
Birds: 2-
Me: wait guys which one, on 3, or after 3? let’s start over everyone will be confused
Birds: 3!
*everyone dives, it’s majestic*
Me, late: u didn’t clarifyyyyyy
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Thank you @DrewBarrymoreTV for having us!! And for the space to talk about things like this! And thank you @melanielynskey for having me in the first place 🩷
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🥹honestly you guys are the best, what an absolutely lovely group of people.
GUYS! Thanks to YOUR generous donations, our stream last night raised $90,000 DOLLARS for @gofundme’s Wildfire Releif Fund!! THANK YOU from the bottom of the Pines Family’s hearts!
I wonder if we can make it to 100k… 👀
shorturl.at/y3bwX
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Today is the anniversary of the day @melanielynskey arrived on Earth from whatever planet she is originally from and started her unique journey to become one of the loveliest, kindest, strongest, funniest beings here. Happy Earth Arrival Anniversary Day sweet and wonderful one
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That storm washed in some weirdness! Six fingers? 📖 Pages are waterlogged and stuck but the back says “If found return to Gravity Falls, OR.” That’s the second thing I’ve found from that town! Anyone heard of it? It's not on any maps 🗺️ #FloridaSeaWatch #GravityFalls #Beachreads
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About six hours ago I audibly gasped with genuine excitement at a new La Croix flavor at Target and no one heard or saw, and even though I am still shaking off waves of shame I am also grateful that my brain works very hard to find literally any excuse to give me a little boost
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Hey #OwlHouse fans!! This can be yours!! The incredible @DanaTerrace donated this original ink artwork that is up for auction at HDSA.org/bid ! 🦉🏠
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If anyone has any further unsolicited comments about *anybody* else’s body, they can feel free to write them in permanent ink onto their own foreheads and swan dive directly into the sun
The story of my life since Yellowjackets premiered. Most egregious are the “I care about her health!!” people…bitch you don’t see me on my Peleton! You don’t see me running through the park with my child. Skinny does not always equal healthy
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Ironically, it was our mutual love of astrology-based puns that ultimately taurus apart
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Today a childhood dream came true: I broke a GUINNESS WORLD RECORD!!!!! Whaaaaaaat
EIGHTY-SIX HUGS! 💪 @KevinProbably's @JasonRitter breaks the @GWR record for the most hugs given in one minute by an individual! 👏
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You won't be able to find anyone with more integrity than @ambertamblyn . She has always called out untruths and injustices. Always. 🙌
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The upcoming DC Studios series “Lanterns” has cast Jason Ritter in a recurring role. variety.com/2025/tv/news/lan…
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Sometimes when the play or the movie is about to start and all the lights dim all the way down to complete darkness, I make the most terrifying face I can think of (knowing no one can see it) and hold it as long as I can before any light comes back on. I have NEVER been caught
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I think it's worth mentioning you also get a little sticker #vote
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The whole conversation is on her show today at 2:30 by the way!! This was just the beginning 😊
Thank you for all the lovely comments!!!
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🚨NEW ITEM🚨
It’s the #GravityFalls / #Amphibia crossover I’ve only dreamed of!! I always thought these two would get along… You can have this original beautiful artwork made by @Radrappy himself!! You can bid on it at HDSA.org/bid Item #229
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Sounds like Morse Code to me… gotta go dust off the old dits and dahs manual and get to this
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Never sign a contract with a cat, they're too sneaky. You think you know what you're agreeing to, but there's always some retractable clause
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Reminder: You can celebrate Groundhogs Day even if you don’t currently have access to a groundhog. Use a good groundhogly friend or family member as a surrogate, or give yourself a nod if you’ve had to be your own groundhog sometimes. Don’t let any holiday make you feel excluded!
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THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH you are all so incredible…. I feel so lucky to be a part of this community. Does this mean everyone who donated at any level is an official citizen of Gravity Falls??? I don’t know what the system is
GUYS?!?! 🤯 After adding YOUR auction donations of 162k, our GRAND TOTAL is….$266,480 DOLLARS for wildfire victims!!!?!?! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
(Just don’t tell Grunkle Stan, the thought of “charity” gives him acid reflux)
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there was a time when all it took for people to decide someone was completely unfit to be president was for that person to say “yeah” too loud one time
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This puzzle is diabolical. I can't believe everyone has gotten this far. There's a system! What a team! #CipherHunt
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I had so much fun at the #PokerFace premiere and the best part was knowing exactly what to do with my arms and legs at all times no problem without being awkward for even one second!! 💪😎🦵Season 2 starts May 8!
Jason Ritter poses on the carpet at the season 2 premiere of #PokerFace
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This is happening right now!! Come help us raise money #ForStJude
@_AlexHirsch and I are teaming up for some crazy Pictionary!
If you think I couldn’t draw before (rude, how do you know?) wait until you see me try using my head
#milliondollarchallenge
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"Poor me," thought the self-pitying man, cleaning his teapot with a sponge.
"Pour me," thought the teapot.
"Porous," thought the sponge.
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When you’ve come up with some guitar work you’re really proud of and you can’t wait to hear what beautiful lyrics your lead singer has come up with this time
(based on a true story)
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Ahhhhh!!!!! Congratulations to the most incredible person through and through! I am so proud of you!! It has been so inspiring to watch you give one beautiful performance after another, you deserve every recognition that has come/is coming your way! Also I love you!
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I wasn’t sure I’d get the sticker since I had to vote by mail, but oooooooh I got it, and it was even better than the last time
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Ohhh I see, Jason’s the only human entity to suddenly speak in the third person, ok, sure. And that makes JASON the strange one, ok, got it
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I feel like everywhere but TikTok the music and the dance is slightly out of sync?? Or do I know the song SO WELL I am anticipating every note a quarter beat ahead? Anyhoo, new Matlock tonight! The wait is over! 9 PM on CBS! Also on Paramount +! Final 3 episodes, new each week!!
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My daughter just rolled a 6, then a 5, then a 4, then a 3, then a 2, and now is refusing to roll one more time. She has no idea how invested I am in this final roll. I have staked all of our futures upon her rolling a 1. I shouldn’t have done that, I know. I am in torment.
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You were right there with me in 1988 when I got my favorite hat! I still love my hat and I still love you #HappyBirthdayMickey
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Hey #GravityFalls guys! If you want to help make a dream come true,👇👇👇👇
Check out more pictures of the LEGO Mystery Shack and vote for free at bit.ly/GravityFallsLEGO!
We're already at 360+ votes!
#lego #GravityFalls #TheBookOfBillspoilers @JasonRitter @kristenschaaled
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This is so awesome. If you found a code that isn’t already listed, make sure you share it!! WE NEED THEM ALL
The amazing folks at the Gravity Falls Reddit sub have compiled a doc with all the known codes and words that work in the website so far. Give it a look if still have yet to find all the secrets!
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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400,000 human beings lost to COVID-19. Absolutely heartbreaking. My broken heart is with everyone who has lost someone, and to those who have lost multiple family members. I know nothing I say can make it better, but if you have a story to tell about your loved one, I’m listening
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Thank you everybody!
Also, it ain't over 'til it's over. See you Monday!
#GravityFinale
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EXCLUSIVE: Melanie Lynskey's husband Jason Ritter is set to guest star in one episode of the upcoming sophomore season of Showtime’s “Yellowjackets.” bit.ly/3v4VCET
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Me to everyone outside of the #GravityFalls community who saw any of those tweets and was concerned:
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Today I’m going purple for #SpiritDay to take a stand against bullying and to show my support for LGBTQ youth. You can too! #ChooseKindness
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I just saw a big fluffy cat sitting on a fence and it winked at me so I winked back but as I kept walking it was clear that the cat was not looking at me at all and I felt truly embarrassed
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Thank you so much for all the support of #KevinProbably Saves the World! It really means so much to me... I will definitely let you know whenever I hear anything! 🤞🦋❤️
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I can't resist when it's this close to me, I'm going in. 🌲 #CipherHunt
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Whoever you are that mails me a single scotch mint every year on the same day, thank you from the bottom of my heart. I’m always confused at first, but then I remember what it is, and get a little emotional. I know it’s just a joke gift, but here I am getting sent a mento again
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Just a little humble reminder of what happened on Monday from your local neighborhood Guinness World Record holder
.@KevinProbably's @JasonRitter breaks the @GWR record for the most hugs given in one minute by an individual! 👏
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