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Leaving the Earth
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REPEAT: Solskjaer's handling of Pogba post-Raiola outburst has been precisely what man-management should be: for good of @manutd
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Greenwood to start at No 9 for suspended Martial for @manutd looks the way to go...
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Reminder: Man Utd turned down Conte...
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Alex Telles hopeful deal to move to @ManUtd will occur this week, is the understanding...
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Sancho at about 80-20 against happening is an assessment; @manutd still believe deal can be done but difficult...
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Kane would cost, what, £28m more...
deal with Atlanta for Hojlund is: £64m plus + £8m
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Van de Beek must really stink training out to be kept out by Fred/Matic, etcetera...
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Lawyers checking contracts in order to sign Antony deal on Monday, full agreement between Manchester Utd and Ajax is worth €95m guaranteed fee, €5m add-ons. 🔴📑 #MUFC The deal can be considered done as revealed earlier today, to be sealed on Monday.
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Ed Woodward has resigned from @ManUtd is the understanding - club have declined to comment
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Liverpool 3 finals this season; zero goals
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Ajax accepted a circa 100m euros bid for Antony from Manchester United - player delighted, it is understood...
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A totally committed Darren Fletcher watched @manutd beat Burnley from near this writer high up in press seats at Turf Moor: he kicked every ball. DF a smart Solskjaer appointment as a smart/articulate man/football brain...
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When the manager of this world’s biggest club teases you for wearing shades (prescription of course!) to his pressers by presenting you with a pair of sunglasses (obviously returned as no gifts accepted!!!) - fair play to OGS: who DOESNAE ADORE a sense of humour😎😎😎🌴🌴🌴🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
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Mainoo: a class above
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Sheikh Jassim's self-imposed Friday deadline regarding Man Utd sale is...

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As of last night @manutd still back Ole - today a new day, of course...
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Timber, unlike F D Jong (at moment), is warm on a move to @manutd...
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McTom is good when good but is he good consistently: NO
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New detail added to the below story: "The managing director, Richard Arnold, is understood to have cancelled all appointments on Monday to hold talks with [Joel] Glazer"...
Antonio Conte is open to discussing taking over at Manchester United if Ole Gunnar Solskjær is sacked, as it emerged that several players are questioning whether the Norwegian can take the team any further. Story: @JamieJackson___ and @FabrizioRomano theguardian.com/football/202…
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🌅🌅🌅::: @ManUtd hopeful of agreeing new contract with Alejandro Garnacho. Discussions are going positively. Club is keen for him to carry on the way he is developing, is this humble HACK’s understanding…

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Manchester United Supporters Trust release strong line about Glazers ownership: "a fish rots from the head"
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Pep on CL quest: “Liverpool have six [Champions League titles] and this clubs has one semi-final. So we are far, far away from the You’ll Never Walk Alone team"...
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Luke Shaw back for @manutd friendly versus A Villa, Solskjaer tells @manutd
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Pogba has been a £90m-plus disappointment; on signing him Jose said he could command @manutd midfield for a decade and more: he's maybe done it for half a season in four years and counting...
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‘NO EXCUSES’ except, erm, well, @ManUtd you know, they, well, erm...
Replying to @JamesPearceLFC
Klopp: "What Andre Marriner did with Sadio Mane tonight, I'm not sure that's okay. Man United had more penalties in two years than me in five and a half years.... but no excuses for tonight."
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Sheikh Jassim submitted a 5th bid earlier this week for Man Utd; he has set Friday as the deadline for a response. Otherwise, it is understood, he will dis-engage from the process... So no more bids, is his stance...
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Clubs who voted AGAINST 5 subs: A Villa, Burnley, C Palace, Fulham Leicester C, Leeds U, Newcastle U, Sheffield U, West Ham U, Wolverhampton W
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Spare a thought or several for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: a thoroughly decent man who has feelings like us all:::

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Yoro to have medical @manutd today
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Pogba stopping in the rain for quite few snaps with fans - nice touch...
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Solskjaer future still in balance...
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Big boost for @ManUtd McTominay training again - him in behind Fernandes with Fred too is a half decent midfield...
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Understand talks going on in background with Sheikh Jassim and (separately of course) Sir Jim: regarding potential sale of Man Utd...
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18-year-old Facundo Pellistri is viewed as part of Solskjaer's 1st-team plans, along with other forwards Rashford, James, Martial, Greenwood, Cavani and Ighalo, having been tracked at junior level for some time - along with Diallo...
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Crunch time, says a personage close to the Man Utd sale...
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@manutd still intent on buying Sancho - are digging in for the long-game, if required...
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it’s as WE ALL WERE : neither Sheikh Jassim or Sir Jim have heard yet anything concrete with regard to their respective bids for the ballFOOT club Manchester United…
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@ManUtd triggered Pogba’s one year extension clause a few weeks ago, is the understanding
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Maguire has a knock and could miss v-Newcastle, Solskjaer says...
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Fab DOES it again:::🌅🌅🌅🚀🚀🚀👇👇👇
▫️ Why Ajax don't want to let you go? ▪️ Excl. Antony: "I'm not asking Ajax to release me, I'm asking Ajax to sell me with the highest bid ever for Eredivisie player. I've been insisting on this theme since February so that the club could rebuild the team with peace of mind".
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Mason Greenwood signs new @ManUtd contract until 2025, club announce...
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Burnley fans singing to Jose: "You're just a sh1t Guardiola"...
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understand Qatar interest in @ManUtd is NOT about a minority share - it’s all of the club BABY or nothing (usual caveat, of course : this is football things can be all topsy and loads of turvy so may change)

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Understand Ineos are talking directly with United and the Sheikh camp perhaps not...
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VICTOIRE
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Amorim drops Rashford after he scores twice v Everton: Utd lose next two Prem games…
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Micah Richards, @ManCity ambassador, calls the Super League a ‘disgrace’...
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Sheikh Jassim has made an improved bid for @manutd - for 100%, clear the debt, including separate fund for solely club and community, is my understanding...
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Brains TRUST:::
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Tuanzebe: well played...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Guardiola on his subs: "I’m a genius. In the last press conference it was @JamieJackson___, my friend, and he said why did you make a sub 87 mins against Everton? I took notes, I thought about him at half-time and I changed it at half-time." #mcfc
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Utd in for Sabitzer…
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Pep says O Trafford is not ‘scary’ to go to anymore...
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bad loser alert:::
Club statement
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@ManUtd not interested in a certain player named Mr L Messi, is the understanding...
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Garnacho is intriguing: basically he seems to be able to beat any defender with ease: VIA AFTERBURNER pace and an old-fashioned, 1950s drop of a shoulder: LOVE TO SEE IT: like reading a boyhood SHOOT annual...

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Pogba on Souness to @mufc: "I didn’t even know who he was, really. I heard he was a great player and stuff like that." Souness response on Sky Sports: "Put your medals on the table. I’ve got a big table.” Is that BIG enough for PP's World Cup winners medal...
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Why Utd did not go for Conte is a MYSTERE...

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Ultimately - Man Utd post-Ferguson all Glazers responsibility
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CORRECT decision
Ten Hag to stay as Utd manager and have entered negotiations on a contract extension...
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Understand @manutd close to agreeing €55m fee plus €10m add-ons for B Fernandes transfer. Personal terms yet to be agreed....
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theguardian.com/football/202… 'Marcus Rashford has been marginalised and put up for sale by Manchester United as part of a cultural reboot deemed necessary to transform the club after standards were allowed to decline for more than a decade...'
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Sheikh al-Thani has called his Nine Two Foundation (bidding to buy Utd) this because, its understood, he became a fan in 1992, and as a reference, also, to the Class of 92...
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Ajax reluctant - at moment - to sell Martinez/Antony...
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remember De Gea was bombed out for Onana
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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Utd: going backwards under Ten Hag...
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