he/him. Let the right one in. roadogs.org
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Here’s an alternative list:
1. Don’t rape or attempt to rape anyone ever.
Safety Rules For Men:
1. Do not drink / party with liberal women
2. Do not be left alone at any time with a liberal woman
3. Do not trust liberal women
4. Do not raise your daughters to be liberal women
5. Keep detailed calendars starting now
Remember lessons 1-5 and you're safe
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Question for gun owners. Are you not willing to jump through an extra hoop or two to get your guns if it means it will keep them out of the hands of people who use them to kill innocent children? Your rights won't be violated. We're just asking you to HELP. Please.
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Well, Psychos...we tried our best and made a thing. The rest is up to you. 🍍👊🏻👊🏿...🍮
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Psych-os! Thanks for sucking it and waiting for iiiiiiiit. Happy early yule! And thanks for always being there @MichaelAusiello 🍍🕵🏽♀️🕵🏽🎅🏽 nitter.app/MichaelAusiello/status…
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Wait. You Psych-os want us to make moooooore? 🎅🏿🍍🎅@DuleHill @maggielawson @Omundson @SteveFranks @nelsonKirsten @TheKurtFuller @corbinbernsen nitter.app/CalebCopley03/status/9…
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Suck it, Psychos. And here's a new thing, non Psychos. @peacockTV JULY 15th. We ride.
'#Psych 2: Lassie Come Home' to Premiere in July, Among First Wave of #Peacock Streaming Originals tvline.com/2020/05/14/psych-…
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Hey Psych-os! This kinda stuff happens way above our pay grade but we still can't wait for you to see our latest TIMfoolery and I don't think it will cost you anything but a little bit more time.... 🙏🏽🥞🍍
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I've lost tens of thousands of followers for strongly suggesting we tighten up gun reform. You know, mass shootings. It never occurred to me to blame Twitter. I just assume people unfollow you when they don't care for what you're saying. Nothing Orwellian about that. 🤷🏻♂️
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Happy Tuesday the 17th, Psychos! #letstwistthis
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Lassie will come home. And we will all be waiting.
Who’s still hungry for more delicious Flavor? Save room for (Pi)neapple ‼️##psych TheSequel nitter.app/michaelausiello/status…
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Hey squad. Thank you for all the birthday love. Y’all never forget and really know how to make a dude feel older and luckier than the year before. ❤️🙏🏽🍮
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Take a moment. Be grateful. Pray for Florida. If you don't pray, wish them safety. And be ready to help.
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Tick. Tock. The Suck Iiiiiiit clock. @SteveFranks @DuleHill @maggielawson @Omundson @nelsonKirsten @corbinbernsen @TheKurtFuller @JazmynSimon @sarahchalke @joelmchale @KadeemHardison @allisonemiller and @jimmisimpson as Mary #PeacockTV
Calling all Psych-Os! The classic series and a new #Psych movie are headed to #PeacockTV. You know that’s right.
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And....Happy #psych13 Psych-os!
Thanks for always being there. ❤️
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Calling all PsychOs. Starting next Wednesday, it's time to suck it all over again. Stay safe. #psychtacularbingethon @USA_Network 🤜🏼🍍🤛🏿
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Fact: 38 thousand unfollows in less than 20 minutes because I put the words “gun” and “problem” in the same sentence. Even though I used the word “people” first. This is neither a win for common sense or fans of delicious flavor. UN. REAL. 💔
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This is 45's final bow. Why wasn't law enforcement ready for this? The National Guard is on standby for BLM marches but Capitol security gets caught "flat footed?" He's only been tweeting about it for weeks.
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Thank you all for the birthday wishes. Stay safe, stay inside, love each other. If you need to eat flan, do it. Worry about the consequences later. We have time. ❤️
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Thank you all for the birthday love. I am older than the Sony Walkman. Safe and Hoppy Easter! 🍮
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Yesterday we took a tiny step forward. Today we went 50 years backwards. This was not the American majority. This was six assholes stripping women of the right to control their bodies. This is taxation without representation.
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Living her best life.
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I'm with her. And her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and...
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I was lucky enough to spend a little time with Luke Perry over the last year. A little time is all it took to feel what a genuine, compassionate, generous gentleman he was. He radiated light and positive energy. My heart breaks for his family, friends and co-workers. RIP
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Love these two and the rest of the Psych fam. So grateful we were able to provide the face for Tim to remount and ... wait... that didn't come out right. ❤️🍍🤜🏿🤛🏼
Why Filming #Psych2 Was 'Far More Emotional' Than Anything Before It — Plus, Which Guest Star Surprised Tim Omundson? tvline.com/2020/06/07/psych-…
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Tease your faces.
Grab your pineapple🍍-- #Psych2 is bringing your favorite crime-solving duo to #PeacockTV.
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You’re right Keaton. It’s not okay. It never was and it never will be. But you’re beautiful and have more courage in your pinky than all the bullies have combined. I’ll be your wingman. ❤️🤙🏽
This is Keaton Jones, he lives in Knoxville and he has a little something to say about bullying.
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I can neither confirm or deny with any officiality. What I can say and will always say is that the relationship we’ve forged with all you Psychos is unlike anything I’ve ever experienced and where there’s a will there’s often a way. 🌞
.@JamesRoday I received many questions about the future of Psych. From requests for more seasons to annual movies, one thing the PsychOs can agree on is we need more! What can you tell us? In the words of @6374G: I want to know if there is another psych movie in the near future
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RIP James Henry Buchanan. He was my high school drama teacher. He was the first person to direct me on a stage. He was brilliant and complex. He told me I wasn’t crazy for wanting to pursue a life in the arts. I’m not me without him. 🙏🏼
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For everyone chastizing @AMillionABC for addressing BLM and George Floyd's murder -- just remember not everyone gets to choose whether or not to engage in that reality. We don't all get to change the channel when we've "had enough." Let's be better. ❤️
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I'll say what I say. Some of you will agree. Some of you will tell me I'm stupid and click unfollow. Meanwhile, 10 more are dead. 22nd school shooting in 2018. Who's next? When's next? Where's next? That's what every parent in this country has to think about every single morning.
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This platform still allows me to give thanks for all of you that remain invested in the professional choices I make. Always appreciate you and look forward to next chapters and new fun artful things. Be safe and enjoy loved ones. Suuuuuuuuuck it.
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It's showtime Psych-Os! The day everyone but Ken Tucker has been waiting for is finally here. Psych 3: This is Gus is streaming RIGHT NOW on @PeacockTV! #Psych3🍍Suck it as many times as you please. We love you.
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Happy Birthday @Omundson. I'm your huckleberry and always will be.
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This sucks, obviously. But nothing unifies a species like a pandemic. Maybe we can all come together in groups of less than 50 with at least six feet between us and do a better job of appreciating one another as human beings. Love thy neighbors. Stay safe out there.
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If you'll vote that a woman should give up reproductive rights and that victims of incest or rape should carry that unthinkable trauma to term but you WON'T vote for broad, sweeping, aggressive amendments to gun control laws in this country -- well, God is watching. Amen.
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Hey Psych-os! THIS.
NBC is leaning toward making its Peacock streaming service free and ad-supported. The move would make Peacock the first totally free streaming video service from a major media provider. cnb.cx/329MrSG
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Just making sure all you Texans who are stumping for your governor and shifting 100 percent of the blame to mental illness are aware that he cut over 200 million in funding to the very programs he's telling you would help. Can't have it both ways.
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This is still how we do it.
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I am offering up myself as the nominee for Secretary of Agriculture. I have a degree in theatre and once bought some fertilizer. 🍮Flan rules
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The President of the United States has Proud Boys printing tee shirts. This is our reality. We can argue hatefully over how we got here or we can vow to change our future. Together. Who cares if its red or blue as long as it isn't HATE.
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I have been notified that there is someone on Facebook pretending to be me and trying to do shitty, scammy things. First of all, I have never been on Facebook. Secondly, if I was, I would make myself invisible and just troll professional thereminists. Stay safe out there.
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When will it end? Mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, sons and daughters. There are no words. Go where the love is.
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Thank you all for the warm wishes and enthusiasm over my status as "older." It's a wonderful motivator to eat the right amount of cake.
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How. IN THE HELL. Did I make it this long without knowing what a CAPYBARA is? Holy SHIT you guys.
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I don't know how we all got so lucky but we did. You guys never cease to amaze us. Spoiler alert: there will be new nicknames...
Celebrating 13 years of Psych. We love you guys. #Psych13 🍍
@JamesRoday @DuleHill @maggielawson @Omundson @nelsonKirsten @corbinbernsen @SteveFranks @KellyKulchak @3DogCircus @psychwrites @jimmisimpson @allysheedy1 @Cary_Elwes @TVGuide @Psych_USA
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It has taken me far too long, but I am finally bingeing and loving @CobraKaiSeries and its buttery goodness. @ralphmacchio and @WilliamZabka are rugged and tender and I want to hold them from a safe distance. Bravo, gents.
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Those of us who fly off the handle out of desperation and rage are accused of politicizing tragedy. So... as the death toll continues to mount and children continue to fall, I really look forward to the “right time” to have a conversation. I’ll totally leave a light on.
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There were "very fine" people on both sides of the attacks in Charlottesville. He said. Today. Aloud. Using his mouth and lips.
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Happy Birthday to my favorite Jamaican dancer, GARTH FAGAN! In unrelated news, Happy Birthday @DuleHill.
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Here's what's up. My partner in crime solving @DuleHill is playing Nat King Cole @GeffenPlayhouse and blowing it out the box every night. The feet aren't failing him and the hair plays. Do not miss #LightsOut. Rush tix avail. #Unforgettable
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Today he pardoned a racist. That's not fake news. That's not left/right. That's bright white supreme.
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If you build it...❤️🍍🍍🍍
You guys!! This has been a long time coming and we are so excited to finally announce it… @Omundson and I are hosting a Psych Rewatch Podcast. @psychologistpod Official launch will be November 11th! Subscribe now and don’t miss any of the fun 💚💚💚 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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There are no words for what happened in Jacksonville. All we know is that it will happen again. Soon. God help us because we steadfastly refuse to help ourselves.
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Congratulations to all new members of the US Congress on both sides of the aisle. I triple dog dare you to sit together and try to come up with something that might save a life. We’re dropping like flies. Thanks. A voter.
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You will win this marathon, brother. ❤️
For 'This Is Us' actor, stroke survivor is more than a role – it's reality heart.org/en/news/2020/07/13… @American_Stroke ❤️
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We know sleep was never really your thing. You're back with your Marty and we have our marching orders. Rest in power #RBG
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I am so deeply appreciative for the opportunity to shine any kind of light. Please help me be better.
Thank you to @ABC7NY @AMillionABC and @JamesRoday for brining #MaleBreastCancer out of the darkness. 7ny.tv/2QxZtEk
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Start stretching. This is a lot to suck. @peacockTV @PsychPeacock
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How dare Gillette suggest we set a better example for our youth.
A group of students from Covington Catholic High School were mocking Nathan Phillips, a Vietnam veteran, as he was singing the AIM Song during the Indigenous Peoples March.
Doesn't matter what side of the aisle you're on, this is unacceptable.
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You suck it @DuleHill . Actually we both did.
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Spoken like a true Aushole. 😘 nitter.app/michaelausiello/status…
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What's happening in Sri Lanka is a living nightmare. As we gather today to celebrate however we do -- please take moment and hold a place in your hearts for those that will never be able to do so again.
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Just caught up and saw the @Gillette ad that’s caused such an uproar. Seems to me that the message is “Don’t be a disrespectful, bullying, sexist prick.” If the shoe fits, check it out. You can keep the beard. Nothing wrong with a strong, masculine face mop. 🤙🏽
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This is absurdly sweet.
@DuleHill my boys love watching Psych, they made this video for you and James. They are a little bigger now but we couldn’t post this until after we finished adopting them. We hope you enjoy! piped.video/uxZ0sU9cJJ4
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Let’s be clear. This wasn’t a trial. Your decision wasn’t a verdict. You listened to Dr. Ford and you chose to believe Judge Kavanaugh. That’s what you did. That’s what history will show. Plenty agreed. Plenty disagreed. But that is what you did, Senator.
My full statement on my decision to support Judge Brett Kavanaugh's nomination to be an associate justice on the U.S. Supreme Court: collins.senate.gov/newsroom/…
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Suck it, Dulé! nitter.app/DuleHill/status/861696…
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A simple pleasure is watching your dog make a solid, easy to scoop doody. Nice crisp work, pal.
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