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This company used to make The Sopranos
The Pauls got a reality TV show 😏  Unscripted. Unfiltered. Unhinged. #PaulAmerican Trailer drops TOMORROW
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Decided it was time to teach Mabel about 9/11
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Cooked your ass
I mentioned my kids are home schooled to the dental hygienist and she said "So, uh... do you not want the fluoride?"
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Very fascinating the way this woman just never left 2013
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Being an 08 lib must have been so cool
this is actually crazy
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The pan to the cops twiddling their thumbs as the shooter is being pinned down by civilians like ~200 feet away is very cinematic
Breaking Video of Heroic Kansas City fans tackling one of the shooters
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Plain black cap no logo diabolical
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FUCK ANDREW CUOMO FUCK DONALD TRUMP FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT FUCK BILLIONAIRES FUCK DAVE PORTNOY FUCK BILL ACKMAN FUCK ELON MUSK FUCK ERIC ADAMS FUCK MICHAEL RAPPOPORT FUCK DEBRA MESSING FUCK CHUCK SCHUMER FUCK AMY SCHUMER
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How many QB’s can say they threw TD passes to TWO attempted murderers? Brady the GOAT forever
🚨 Antonio Brown is in custody for attempted murder and is being extradited from Dubai to the U.S. Exclusive details: tmz.me/c4LvIbC
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A Dunkin closing in Boston is an ACTUAL recession indicator
RIP Dunkin Donuts across the street from the State House, whose best attribute was simply that it existed and was, at times, even open.
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Floor in the new apartment got me feeling like larry bird
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Staggering look at how ugly movies have become here
⚠️SPOILER ALERT⚠️ Eminem’s cameo in “Happy Gilmore 2” 😂
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Santa deniers walking into their living room this morning
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This clip destroys me man. Fredo thinking he’s making some profound statement and is immediately met with reality
Ended the entire Cuomo bloodline
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Adrien Brody will go down as having maybe a top 1 weirdest career ever. 2 Oscars twenty years apart. Like 6 Wes Anderson movies in between alongside just a bunch of direct to DVD slop. Also he was in Angels in the Outfield
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Mavs turned Luka, Brunson, and Porzingis into AD, Max Christie, and Spencer Dinwiddie
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She’s upset I brought the Dunussy to dinner
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That dual nod had some aura my goodness
MUST SEE: Full pitch-by-pitch of Aroldis Chapman's showdown with his rival-turned-teammate-turned rival again, Rafael Devers 🔥
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This will be the most toxic divisional series we have ever seen
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Oppenheimer: “I have blood on my hands” Truman:
reaction memes ➡️ @VideoReacts
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he called someone a ****** he isn’t a freedom fighter
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most confident in their sexuality Red Sox fan
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Bad year for Kirks
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Yankees City Connect
the oldest known photograph of a ku kIux kIansman, who is wielding a spiked club (c. 1860)
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Pete Hegseth 8 am press conference
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💔🕊️
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Aaron Judge finally hit a big home run and it ended up being meaningless 😭
Gary Hahn’s Burner
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kinda fucked up that english doesn’t have an equivalent to bon appétit, sahten, buen provecho, etc???
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.260/.310/.370 with solid defense at second
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The Rizzler being a Mets fan and Big Justice being a Yankees fan is just another feather in The Rizzler’s cap
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What were they doing in there
New look in our old home. ❇️
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Would you rather JJ McCarthy or Bailey Zappe as QB next year.
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me when theres an active shooter in my immediate vicinity
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The cut to ‘96 hits you like a shotgun blast
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Bethesda is literally never beating the “insecure about New Vegas” allegations I fear
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Replying to @BeanJaay
And look how good the original looked. We are in a crisis
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Moment of silence was probably pretty easy to execute
Athletics honor Larry Lucchino before their game against the Red Sox
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Why was the vanity fair oscars party on Geidi Prime
Lily Gladstone photographed by Mark Seliger for the @VanityFair #Oscars Party
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Patriots coaching staff: Okay Joe, just take it easy out there. Nothing crazy. Joe Milton III:
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This saved my fucking life man
Patriots fired HC Jerod Mayo, league sources tell ESPN.
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Taking off the batting gloves with the ball in the air. We’ll never see another like him
I could watch Manny Ramirez hit baseballs all day and never get bored.
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wow, ok, unfollowing now. i loved Dave Grohl’s adultery, had no idea his music sounded like that
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Marc passed away this morning. He was 59. It may have only been for 3 days but he was the best stepdad a guy could ask for.
Ran over to the Garden and got him a little Bruins bear yesterday that he hasn’t let go of since. A die hard B’s fan to the very end 🐻
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we heard you were looking for them 🤔
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ummmmm
A storybook ending to a legendary career. Congrats on retirement, Clayton Kershaw. 💙
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No it’s awesome that the nats got another juan soto for juan soto and the sox got “alex verdugo” for mookie betts
JAMES WOOD GAME OVER WALK-OFF HOMER 😤
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This is genuinely a non issue for the other 3 teams. Kraft is just a cheapskate lol
Bill Belichick calls Massachusetts “Taxachusetts” and says state taxes make it harder for the #Patriots to sign free agents.
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How the fuck do you not understand interstellar
do we actually love snow games or do we just lie about it like we lie about understanding interstellar…?
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Brian Haley
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He’s so fucking funny. He knows exactly who she is
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this is my favorite genre of sports photograph
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.@RedSox I am at the game with my 4 year old son. He is crying and just asked me to explain what a gluck gluck 9000 is. Thanks.
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Replying to @sunshinevvn
Truth nuke
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Watching Jarren Duran win All Star Game MVP while the Red Sox are 53-42
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The Astros were right to cheat in the 2017 World Series
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Drake Maye I know it’s only year 2 but I’m gonna need you to lock the fuck in big dog
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Went on a pilgrimage yesterday
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Bruins Sign Jeffrey Dahmer to Entry-Level Contract: bit.ly/3sXzSc
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Oh now he wants to score on a breakaway
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why did they delete this
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It’s a tendon you stupid fuck why would it be a cast
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A Complete Unknown (2024)
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We teach Jarren Duran 1st base
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The famously humble Larry Bird
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lebron when kyrie walks into the locker room
Sources: Kyrie Irving, Nets are at impasse in conversations about his future in Brooklyn, clearing way for the seven-time All-Star to consider the open market. Lakers and Knicks expected to emerge among potential suitors. Inside Pass at @TheAthletic: theathletic.com/3373269/2022…
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And Seth Meyers left the next year. That really was the death blow
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He made contact on a >90 MPH fastball and it triggered a ~2017 esque batflip out of him like the Winter Solider
Tyler Milliken
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Replying to @jailedamanda
Don’t forget they used some fuckass voice AI instead of just hiring RENOWNED VOICE ACTOR Mark Hamill for it
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Oh my god. President Joe Biden has just traded 4-time All Star, 4-time Gold Glove, 3-time Silver Slugger, and 1-time MVP winner Mookie Betts for Alex Verdugo, Jeter Downs, and Connor Wong.
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Hell of a day
Our Heart & Hustle Award Winner 🤝
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Replying to @Casey
I associate any flag display on a car with a touch of racism at this point
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the duality of man
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How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
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He did the meme
It's published. We ran 80,000 simulations tonight. Harris won in 40,012. natesilver.net/p/nate-silver…
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Also Pat Riley. Lol
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A Chrysler 300 look like a phantom until a phantom pull up.
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Jarren Duran’s (genuinely sad) mental health struggles have made him immune from criticism in a season where he has been a complete and utter disappointment in every facet of the game. He is also a bad person
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It is 8:15 pm on June 15th, 2019. The Boston Bruins are playing in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals. The Boston Red Sox are reigning World Series Champions. The New England Patriots are reigning Super Bowl champions. I smile for the last time.
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For a moment I thought Tom Brady took Payton Pritchard to Germany
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The season is saved
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For the love of god craig EXTEND HIM!!!!!!!!!! HES A BOSTONIAN!!!!!!!!
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Since what year?
The Red Sox have scored 10+ runs in back-to-back games at Yankee Stadium for the first time since 2013.
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A blue lives matter flag IN YOUR DORM ROOM is crazy
rare college footage ( i dropped out )
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Roman Anthony and Marcelo Mayer
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His dirtbag look was so fucking powerful
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One of them succeeded in his attempt but you get the idea
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Me every Milly Alcock House of The Dragon appearance
The Memes Archive
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When I’m 45 and my daughter says “I’m so hungry I could eat DeversEnjoyer”
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BREAKING: Jayson Tatum’s aura destroyed the MRI machine and he will be in the starting lineup tomorrow night in Boston
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RAFAEL!!!!!!! JUST SAY YOU’RE FINE WITH BEING DH!!!!!!!!! GIVE UP THIRD BASE!!!!!! RAFAEL!!!!!!!!!!!
Rafael Devers adamantly said he does not want to give up third base and does not want to DH.
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The shooter:
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CHAIM!!!!!!!!!! DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! CHAIM!!!!!!!!!!!
The #RedSox today signed INF Trevor Story to a six-year contract through the 2027 season, with a club option for 2028.
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Jarren Duran when Triston Casas walked in with his painted nails
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ITS THE JAAAAAAAACKEEEEEEEET
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