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I would please like to start a thread of all scripts available to read - please share log line/art work/ links if available. It’s my happy place. Sadly, I can’t free scroll Twitter anymore. My mental health is fractured.
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Juli Briskman was the cyclist who gave the Trump motorcade the finger. Donald Trump was so angry he demanded that she be fired, and she was. She was so angry she decided to run for office and defeated the local Republican candidate. She has been sworn in, now.
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This man just asked me to ā€œplease stop speaking Spanishā€ on this plane to NYC (in his defense it’s very early and he’s racist) so the man next to him STARTED SPEAKING SPANISH and then the flight attendant and my GOD i have never wanted to get up and dance more than i do now.
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Best sign ever #womensmarch2018
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But the story gets better. She is now on the Local Board of Supervisors that oversees legislation for leisure facilities in her county. A county which includes Trump’s National Golf Club. We love to see it.
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Y’all My girlfriend lives in the Hamptons.... and her 20 year old son has been living with them since March (covid) he’s a Junior... going back to school. She was cleaning his room and found ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS in cash.
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Long story short - HE WAS SMASHING THE RICH OLDER LADIES FOR CASH - basically he was the Hamptons Ho.... and raised all cash - $5k a pop - from April to August and my friend is devastated and I’m like he’s a whole Patrick Dempsey šŸ˜‚
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If you know, you know
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Guys... i just sold another movie... (obviously we need paper work, etc) but.... I’m crying in my car. I’m crying in my car. This is the big one. The one that pays for my children’s children to go college. I just need to cry it out.
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She just texted me ā€œand DONT you FUCKING TWEET THIS. This is not a movie.ā€ What do i do now!!?! 😳
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Public service announcement
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I would give a tit to be friends with these guys
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Replying to @WPLGLocal10
*mother beats the shit out of every last day care worker... news at 11.
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Why do people named Deborah always go by Deb and not Bruh?
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ALT Flirt Patrickdempsey GIF

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And she’s returning every single dollar and he gets nothing and is going back to school penniless. And she’s never gonna discuss it again. And I’m just.... šŸ„“šŸ˜‚
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Last month i pitched a remake of a very old film. Which is not easy to do. You have to have a fresh enough take that it makes sense. Today i got the call that they want to ā€œdiscussā€ā€¦so I’m curious, if you could remake any movie that is NOT a classic (Godfather, etc) which is it?
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My friend owns Jersey Freeze in our hometown of Freehold and look who showed up !! @springsteen @jonbonjovi
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No one is busier than a person not interested in you.... ā€œLet me return this tape at blockbuster and I’ll hit you backā€.... keep it going.... šŸ‘‡šŸ¼
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His father forced him to tell the truth. Said he was calling the cops and would turn the money in. His son confessed that in early April he struck up a conversation with a rich older woman at a local sandwich and seafood shop about how he had tested negative....
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Estoy tan feliz que podrĆ­a bailar
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and was relieved to be staying on the island. (Out of the city) He said she paid for her large order in all $100s and then asked him if he needed to make some money for the summer - she and her friends were looking for a young man to help out - who was negative for Covid.
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Fun fact - dogs sneeze when they ā€œfightā€ with us to let us know they’re just playing.
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Replying to @MrJeromeTrammel
my breaststroke
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I wanna fist fight every single person coming for @Diddy on the Kim situation. My friend was whole. She loved him and she KNEW how much he loved her. She was whole. Folks think she was broken or less than because he didn’t marry her - should he have? Maybe ... but she was loved
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They went through the whole ā€œit must be drugsā€ or ā€œhe must have stolen itā€ But nah - are you ready?!?!
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On June 20th, 1980, someone took a camera into the theatre and filmed the audience reaction to one of the greatest reveals in cinematic history. (@HamillHimself )
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Hear me out… not every crime needs a statute of limitations
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Don’t skip the Hoe phase Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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I want you to know she knew this - about her character - it’s one of the things she was most proud of.
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Replying to @malkatz
Big from Sex and the City.
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Popular opinion- if some boy takes my daughter camping and comes back with out her, and won’t talk - his whole family gotta go. I’m wiping out the whole lineage.
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Beautiful Naya. God has called you home. I am covering your family with love. ā¤ļø
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He said ā€œNoā€ and kept it pushing šŸ˜‚
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Today someone introduced me to @Anitta on Twitter and it’s safe to say I’m obsessed šŸ˜
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Replying to @JUGGHarden
The second constitution?!?

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So Putin praised Trump for a tip from our "failing, discredited" intelligence community?
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ALT Let'S Go Romano GIF by TV Land

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Replying to @Starpower954
meanwhile she's fine as hell from head to toe
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The ā€œleaderā€ of this country used his platform to attack two private citizens. Even if you support him, you can not normalize this behavior.
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Y’all - she needs to make sure this story checks out.... she has a responsibility to make sure that’s really where that cash came from - some of y’all never had an Italian mom and it shows šŸ˜
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Replying to @UberFacts
Daniel Radcliffe for Harry Potter
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you sound ridiculous, and all 43 of your followers agree. Delete your account
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I just got a call from Disney - they’re buying my pitch.... HOLY SHIT ...
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Did anyone see @taylorswift13 message about the selling of her catalogue? If an artist has the Financial means to purchase their catalog, they should be given the first right of refusal. It is bullshit that her music, or the work of any artist, should be sold from underneath them
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Replying to @Kaepernick7
Every ā€œnever buying Nike’s againā€ person in this thread clearly wears sketchers anyway...
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Replying to @KeithOlbermann
Perhaps you should retire from watching sports if this upset you so much you had to come cursing on Twitter
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Replying to @moneyymaya
I told her to sleep on it
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how does one literally misspell every word in their condescending tweet?
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Replying to @UberFacts
Racism
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I am riveted by #HarryAndMeghanNetfix i am loving their narrative. As someone who lost a parent young, i relate so much to Harry’s voids 🄺 Also i just really like them. They are so likable.
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Replying to @NoChill4D
That's not... šŸ˜‚
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Replying to @emmagf
Please and thank you
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Prob fake, but super funny
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My mom said she would kill anyone who hurt me and at 9 years old i believed her. I was afraid she would go to jail. #WhyIDidntReport
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Replying to @GOPNewsRoom
DACA recipients ineligible for: - Medicaid - Food Stamps - SSI - Welfare - Section 8 - ACA Please stop lying, @GOPNewsRoom
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White friends - I just had a conversation w a family member who touted Candice Owens at me and my question was - why is it so easy for you to ignore the MILLIONS of black voices asking for your help but so easy to grip the ONE voice letting you off the hook? We've got work to do.
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Most men want to be stabbed. Why do you think movies like Friday the 13th do so well? They secretly want to be stabbed.
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Replying to @ColeyHarvey
God is good.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
surely he's got thicker skin? You do realize public office brings much discord for any member on either side. Chin up
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My Disney deal just closed!!! 🄳
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My girlfriend is going to talk to the woman in person, hopefully later today, and hopes to get a better understanding of what was going on.
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Young/new writers - Had a call with lawyers today on my Disney movie.... ā€œone last detail and i think we’re good to closeā€ (so still not closed) It’s Nov 21. They called to say yes on May 23rd. 6 months. That’s where we are. I want you to understand how long this can take.
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Replying to @RogerJStoneJr
Bro, you're fucked.
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Replying to @enews
@eonline stick a fork in me...
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This man on my flight got on w/o his mask and when the flight attendant asked him to put it on - he shouted ā€œI’ll put it on when i get to my seat!ā€ The captain stepped out of the cockpit and said - you’re now staying here in Newark sir, see an agent about the next flight. Y’all.

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Replying to @DonaldJTrumpJr
Florence Gibbs, Helen Mankin, Iris Blitch, Cynthia McKinney, and Denise Majette all prev held Georgia seats in the House of Representatives.
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If you are a female content creator - i am working on so many projects and opportunities to bring us together in 2018. Tag every creator i should know.
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It’s why she left him everything. She knew what Charles and Camilla would do if he chose love.
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Replying to @nypost
THE WORD IS RAPED!!!!!! Weak ass headlines - I’m so sick of the bob and weave bulshit. THE WORD IS RAPED.
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I felt this man’s words and actions at the very core of my being. I am sobbing for what he has to go through with his daughters. I would happily pay his bail
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Replying to @TomiLahren
Tomi- you’re not even welcome in California. Stop inviting your lame ass friends.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
or... you nominated the widest bunch of disqualified nimrods in the history of so called presidents?
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You’re not too old to start over You're too old to keep doing what isn't working. Read that again.
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I left my party when Trump became the nominee. I could no longer place my family’s tax break over America’s civil rights and my value of fair & balanced democracy. I am the house wife vote that Trump can’t afford to lose. I am a Republican voting for Biden and i can’t Fkn wait.
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ā€œThe Meghan Momentā€ The Duchess of Sussex on the cover of @Variety What a beautiful shot
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Replying to @MichaelRapaport
I know I’m Jersey but that accent is perfection 🤣
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Hey @emilygiffin why do you hate Meghan Markle? Do you know her personally or are you just so bored with your blessed life you need to try and destroy another woman?! I’m so sick of this shit.
Man oh man does ā€œSomething Borrowedā€ author Emily Giffin hate Meghan Markle
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According to Jewish tradition, a person who dies on Rosh Hashanah, is a tzaddik, a person of great righteousness! God bless you #RuthBaderGinsberg and #ShanahTovah
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When your husband came inside you, did your voice change? chest hair grow? testicles drop?
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Replying to @NJGov
Jersey is the greatest state in America. Period.
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Can everyone please stop and pray for my friend Naya Rivera. She would never leave her son alone. Something tragic has happened. I am praying she found her way to shore and is waiting to be rescued. Please. I am begging you. What in the actual fk is happening? 😭
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Replying to @thedailybeast
šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”
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I’m asking genuinely - is it worth swinging back on live tv when you know you can’t win?
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Replying to @jeanguerre
Why not stop role playing secret service and go serve your country gun boy....
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Y’all... I’m talking about my friend. She was whole... everyone so pressed about why he didn’t marry her and nobody stopped to even think IF Kim wanted to marry this man - WOMEN HAVE A SAY TOO... always looking at the man like ā€œwhy didn’t you....ā€ maybe she was straight!!!
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Guys… Having drinks in Birmingham. A staunch republican friend is with our group. He just casually says ā€œoh hell, i ain’t voting for Trump a third time. I can’t do it again. I’ll hold my nose and vote for her and hopefully we get back on track with better candidatesā€ 😳🄹😲
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I’m shaking. Why? How? Jesus why????
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It doesn’t count until mommy sees it. Nothing counts until mommy sees it.
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A friend with financing is looking for Christmas movies (scripts) that can be made for $3m - bonus if they’re romcom but not required. Must. Be. A. Christmas. Script. šŸŽ„ Anyone? I’m happy to pass along.
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Good thing he wasn’t wearing a hoodie, carrying skittles, or a cell phone.... šŸ˜”
Police in Chicago arrest a man wearing body armor and carrying a loaded gun at the city's Union Station. abcn.ws/2Gt4ZXl
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You’ve got to watch this: force yourself
holy shit
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Some people aren’t speaking to you because they owe you an apology. Read that again.
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Replying to @UberFacts
Insulin
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I have a movie in theaters right now. 🤯
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He agreed and was taking my complaint and those on twitter to his supervisor and higher. Bill was woke y’all and not at all here for the mayonnaise mascre of that man’s in flight personal space.
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Replying to @USATODAY
The ā€œoh my godā€ in white, after she was smacked, is my favorite song
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It’s official!!! After 14 years living in Alabama - working, saving and praying, I BOUGHT A HOUSE AT THE JERSEY SHORE. I am so grateful and excited to have a place to call my own at the shore where i grew up. The summers can’t come fast enough. šŸŽˆ @NJGov ā¤ļø
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Replying to @stoolpresidente
Maybe it’s time you retire from watching sports?
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