“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It’s science.” - Nick Miller (2015)

Big Spring, TX
“Don’t clock in yet, come to the conference room please”
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Who y’all think would’ve had the best twitter account out of everybody in the Bible?
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“I just don’t understand why I gotta die for some shit THEY doing”
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Lmao this is hysterical
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Replying to @swaggyL650
LMAOOOOOO someone else’s POV when they saw him split the Red Sea >>>
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Buddy would’ve been suspended for 3 seasons if he hit Brady like that today
Early 2000’s football used to have so many niggas getting fucked up by defense bruh that shit was sick fr. QBs hated they receivers 😭
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this one kills me because all Lala had to do was call his name real quick instead of holding the phone up forever lmao
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My grandma ain’t make So Far Gone.
You’ll say happy birthday to Drake, but you won’t call your grandma to wish her a happy bday
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Bill Sharman highlights lmaoooo
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Replying to @dmcb__
Her trying to drive at the end for me fucking losing it lmao sisienaiqiwjjehsbs
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Jada on Red Table Talk with herself
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Replying to @jaidvn
Bron outfit so nasty lmao
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Absolutely lmao “All this bitch has to do was NOT eat the apple. THATS IT”
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My homeboy said “Why they even do that if Captain Marvel was gonna fly ahead of them anyway?” Lmao shit was forced and pointless.
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“I don’t see nothing wroonnnggggg with subscribing for $9.99”
“The R&B men aren’t begging anymore” LMAO do you see wtf we got to choose from??
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She got the XFL style interview lmao
Kaeeloveee
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When I walk into the hotel lobby and it’s nothing but little kids nitter.app/dullantsy/status/11331…
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That’s crazy but who y’all got in the Celtics and Heat tonight?
BREAKING: Police officer shot near protest in Louisville, Kentucky
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Deadass. TL would’ve been pure comedy lmao
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There’s something incredibly hilarious about Chris Brown calling Drake to get on Tory Lanez IG live lmao who would’ve thought.
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I had a homeboy tell me one of his first serious girlfriends broke up with him by listening to Say Goodbye by Chris Brown with him lmao she wouldn’t even talk. Just kept telling him “Just listen to the words”
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Lmao Tiger Woods really a comedian because ain’t no way
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Replying to @OGMelo_
“Is that a gun? Have a safe flight, bro.”
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Everything about this video hilarious. Ewing getting postered. Pippen pushing him. Cussing him out. Cussing Spike Lee out.
ESPN
What is the funniest NBA moment y’all have ever seen?
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Imagine you beefing with dude and he whistles and 3 cheetah come out omg
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I’m about to do some ignorant things with this
Cell Phone Holder for $9.99! amzn.to/3q5Zy3d For iPad; amzn.to/3raCSAq
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Imagine Jon Snow and The Night King having an intense fight and you hear Travis Scott’s over autotuned ass yell “it’s lit!” I might blow up my entire block
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2021 been nothing but good to me. This morning she said yes. I’m engaged 🙏🏽💛
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How she vegan if she taking this MEAT?
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Anderson Cooper just went into the booth and spit a hot 16.
Again!!! This is why Donald Trump HATES CNN Anderson Cooper on it!!!
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Swear I thought this was Ted Cruz
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Brock Purdy to the Cowboys defense
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Replying to @dmcb__
Nah this is fucking hilarious lmao
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AAU can be so disorganized lol those kids are only there to hoop. The crowd and environment is literally how Bron is acting. Especially if you’re on a really good team.
Lot of ppl criticizing Bron have no idea how lax AAU games are. Teams often show up w/no idea who the hell theyre playing that day. Ive heard AAU games called by dudes who sounded like they were trying out their standup material.Seen games ran on side courts instead of regulation
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This shit be having me crying still
Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?
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He started the video off holding a golf club and he’s inside his house... bro a certified murder who only tweets via videos. GOAT. 🐐
I’m calling BS! #antoniobrown #Raiders
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Suck my dick you pasty faced bitch.
BLM is a terrorist organization
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You not watching Toddlers and Tiaras anymore?
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Ron Artest asking “You think we gonna get in trouble?” in the locker room after they just ran up in the stands and fought might be the most Ron Artest thing I’ve ever heard lmao
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Replying to @SadNinersFan_
Got blocked by Aiyuk LMFAOOOOOOO
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Replying to @dmcb__ @UpsoHai
“It was so wet” “I said I love you” “I’m here to stay” I’m forreal in tears lmao
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Curry was hitting 400+ 3’s a season and he couldn’t see lmaoooooooo fuck this guy
Steph Curry broke out of a recent sub-37% 3PT shooting slump by putting on contact lenses to fix eye issues he’s had his whole career, per @ThompsonScribe
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They have footage of the Gettysburg Address... from 1863. Wily “scored 100” in 1962 and there’s zero footage.
They have footage of everything but Wilt accomplishments... literally everything
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I couldn’t be a porn star. First scene on the set I’m talking about “I love you forreal”
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Logic just snapped on Def Jam. Yikes.
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This unemployment money got me acting up. Who want a new LV bag?
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You literally ignoring the white guy sitting next to them who also didn’t stand up. Go ahead and say what you REALLY meant to say.
WATCH: While thousands of proud Americans stood in-allegiance for the National Anthem, Jay-Z and Beyonce sat in silence. America has no place for unpatriotic scum like these two. Kick them and Colin Kaepernick right down to Mexico!#fixit
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Replying to @big_business_
I think it’s worse then we were led to believe initially. I’ve seen clips but it sounds like Joe scammed his own friends. Like wtf
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You know how many fucking artists I know?
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I be in the crib like this whenever I see it happen
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Condom sex have the whole room smelling like a NASCAR event.
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My wife can’t stand me lmao
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He looks exactly like Kevin James.
Kevin James is UNRECOGNIZABLE as Sean Payton in new Netflix movie 'Home Team'
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Appreciate it, Lil Duval 🙏🏽
If nobody tells you today i just wanna tell you, you ain’t shit
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When Joker asks me and my boys what we think about Batman
I wanna live in Gotham City
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Depressed Cowboys Fan
Megan Thee Stallion and Pardison Fontaine may have broken up 💔 bit.ly/3zptopy
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Update: I got the job 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Got a job interview tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥 y’all send me some good energy!!
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Leveled up and got me a family in 2021 🔥
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Captain: Are you ready kids? Me: Aye, aye Captain! Captain: I CAN’T HEAR YOU Me: AYE AYE CAPTAIN
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Yorgos Lanthimos as a director is what every film bro thinks Stanley Kubrick is
trigger the film community with one sentence.
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“Would you wife a chick who smokes cigarettes?” Me: nitter.app/sadnhoeless/status/112…
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Getting blocked and pulling up to her job to argue > Planning a date night for the weekend
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The people that hate Drake are actually more weird than the ones who constantly defend him. Y’all are more illogical, irrational and ignorant than the “stans” you slam 24/7.
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Katy Anello. Sheesh!! You talk a mighty big game. Enjoy unemployment though!
hunt 🌿
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Replying to @_312DARIUS
I literally just tweeted the same thing lmaoooooo
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His immune system doing the milly rock and now he having visions of God lmao
President Trump Finally Condemns All White Supremacists tmz.me/z85Twdt
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Me giving my friends the “Y’all my dawgs” speech when I’m drunk and my girl being fed up
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I am also trying to give someone a cream pie today too.
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Robert Pattinson can act his ass off. He came into this movie and stole the entire scene.
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Women be like “I’m a freak” and then do this in bed
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When Batman sees an elderly man take his mask off at the grocery store
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Replying to @Icetrrey
You doing 25 years for parking tickets
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Kanye worried about Drake following Kim on IG like her sextape isn’t free on the internet.
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Grown ass men on this app wanting to see Drake’s son... God send the flood today. Please.
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I got a job interview Monday. Y’all send me some good vibes man 🙏🏽
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Drop a Draw 5 and I’m gonna draw my 9 and paint a fucking masterpiece in that place
Replying to @35mmPapi
Uno Flip has Draw 5’s lmaooo
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A little boy lost his father. That’s the shit that’s fucking me up man.. Rest in Power Richard. 🕊
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“I want you to put the word out there that we back up.” Another daughter to my clan. Ilana Lynn Falcon ❤️
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I don’t believe these stories in the least bit lol
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They have fucking footage of TEX WINTER in 1960 at Kansas State. But where’s Wilt’s 100 game? Fuck you.
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Is Draya cooking for the NBA?
Shrimp and steak dinner in the Orlando bubble (via @TheEliteMedia_)
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I found my person 💛
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My plans The delta variant
My plans The delta variant
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