I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear

Brooklyn, NY
My most millennial trait is big purchases must happen in big laptop screen
booking flights on a phone is crazy. that is a laptop activity
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White women are belting again we're finally free from the moody mumble moment
what are your thoughts on Chappell Roan.
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The stat fields on gay apps would kill a straight person
Tinder is testing out a feature to let users add ‘height preferences’
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Yes I'm 31 Yes I'm in my twenties Yes we exist
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Nobody hates gay male artists more than other gay men
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean your couples costume is coconut tree & the context of all in which you live and what came before you?
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People go on about the loss of third spaces IRL but we also simultaneously lost most third spaces that existed on the internet
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Everyone hates Dua Lipa until it's 78°F sunny & they have a white claw in their hand
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Please let this music video be 12 minutes long for no reason
New teaser for Lady Gaga’s single ‘DISEASE’ out this Friday.
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This my real hurr hennyyyyy
too much "frociaggine" in the seminaries
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Before y'all start Kristen Wiig's mom is creole
Quinta Brunson, Michelle Buteau, Ego Nwodim, Maya Rudolph, Renée Elise Goldsberry & Kristen Wiig grace the cover of The Hollywood Reporter.
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What happened to being pleasantly surprised by a cameo, does everything have to be announced?
Lana Condor and Keegan-Michael Key will guest star in Season 3 of ‘Abbott Elementary.’
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The jacked bartender in a gay vacation town
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Mine would've been clear no shade
Severe rainfall has flooded parts of Toronto, including what appears to be Drake’s mansion “This better be Espresso Martini,” he wrote on IG:
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Girl this concert is about to be a senior marketing manager networking event
Since when did Charli XCX fans have money? I thought yall were unemployed 😭
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The homosexual urge to congregate in the kitchen of any house party
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What kind of rotted cigarette doesn't stan both of these icons? Were you not born from Video Phone / Telephone?
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Replying to @TrevSaidSo
And that's why we love her
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Replying to @prettydamnhuge
Good luck babe bridge converted me to a fan
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I fear we are at a point where anyone under the age of 25 doesn't have a clear connection to how things were before the '60s civil rights legislation so this is the outcome
there are Black people who lived under Jim Crow and died because they got into a car accident but the nearest hospital was Whites Only. You all should be ashamed of your fucking selves.
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🎶 I'll be your shotgun rider til the day die🎶
Putin and Kim Jong Un driving around together in new video.
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I've lived in Bushwick less than 24 hours and already hooked up with a witch
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Replying to @zackisnotarobot
Have you met gay men? They stan some objectively awful music by women
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+ a $15 cap on single mixed drinks at the club
Kamala Harris unveiled her economic policy agenda focusing on key issues: •Eliminating medical debt for millions of Americans •Banning grocery and food price gouging •Capping prescription drug costs •Providing a $25,000 subsidy for first-time homebuyers •Offering a $6,000 Child Tax Credit per child for the first year of life
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Replying to @caputskiiii
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Solid Gold v4 Vacation Mode
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Publicly funded Sniffies just dropped
NEW: NYC just launched a google maps layer showing all public bathrooms across the five boroughs—in parks, libraries, transit hubs etc. Check in out: on.nyc.gov/restroom
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Replying to @tehknuxlight
You gotta listen to full songs
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Well yes Americans don't get enough vacation time to relate
she made this for european people and european people only
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SG Lewis is Jack Antonoff for people whose Taylor Swift is Dua Lipa. Basically It's like basically if your Lana is Jessie Ware
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5 minutes into The English Teacher and I cannot seriously take the opinions of anyone who thinks this is an Abbott rip-off like please be serious
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When all your bear friends go on steroids:
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Oh no I seen this story before y'all are gonna hate her for no reason in 2 to 4 business years 😭😭😭
my favorite brand of celebrity like she’s just too real nitter.app/adoredarcher/status/17…
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500k people dead, my brain can't even fathom it. Not just the dead, but the pain radiating from them to their loved ones, the trauma of not even being able to say goodbye in person. We've been robbed of so much
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Came out to my bodega guy today (bought poppers)
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Miss Frizzle she bench 360 easy
name a female character capable of doing THIS
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Took getting her lick back literally
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This is a fun dunk unfortunately queer ppl (including gay men) had the highest rates of covid vaccinations, likely because we understand how useful preventive care can be in slowing the spread of diseases
Gays knowing that Covid-19 could have killed them vs gays knowing that monkeypox could leave scars
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Most people who were in high school 2010 or later really really don't know how huge shift there was in like a few years between 2007 & 2010 another W for Ms Rapp
Reneé Rapp when asked if she’d rather go to school now or in the 2000s: “Well, I’m gay, so I’m gonna go with now.”
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OOO
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Especially cis gay men on steroids like hello you're clearly already into gender affirming care why's this not clicking
Gay people that are transphobic are so embarrassing
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I want a rugrats spinoff starring Charlotte Pickles' gay assistant Jonathan
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My proposal for a full reboot of The View
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Apparently going around a bear party telling people their man looks like JD Vance is not "socially acceptable" 🙄
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An outfit I put together for vacation earlier this year but never ended up wearing
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Finally, my category
Bearded black men over 200 pounds >
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Gay men think they are good at trivia in the same way that straight men think they could play professional sports
"Jeopardy!" is getting a spinoff on Amazon Prime Video titled "Pop Culture Jeopardy!" The game show will focus on music, film, TV, stage, sports and more. wp.me/pc8uak-1lE8vr
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Here's a picture of my large arm after pull day
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Actually, in this essay I won't
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Replying to @camgurlarie
Work porn and e-commerce
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underemployed white improv students going under deep cover and winning safe red seats only to switch after getting sworn in could shift everything in a year
Dems need to start getting creative. 40k new voters in Alaska would flip the state. Start founding new universities and research labs there. Run “Alaska is for the hippies ads” in Brooklyn. Idk.
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Hotel lighting etc
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Sza makes music for red flags who exclusively date red flags
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Replying to @bysidhart
Gay Halloween planning starts the day after Pride I don't make the rules 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Hello gay people in my phone
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Heyyyy follow me I'm funny and have big tits
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Finished push day before work
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Got my first Monkeypox shot 💉
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Ready for round 2 yes I feel so phenomenal
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Because they are not fans of movies they are fans of the discussion about movies. Most people are not fans of actual things anymore
"Overhyped" and "overrated" are not critiques of a movie. They're critiques of how other people reacted to a movie.
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Cowboy Carter released 4 months after the RWT film it's already been back to back
wow so hive really wants act iii immediately after this tour... like y'all don't like to breathe a lil bit? why do we have to jump right into the next era i'm not ready 😭
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The sugar daddy of your dreams will be at the Kylie concert
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My parents lived during whites only bathrooms, my grandparents were Mississippi share croppers. This shit is RECENT but now we have successfully psyop'd black folks fighting FOR segregation & separate but equal it's mind-blowing
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Let's go to the beach (each)
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Didn't do that to my DMs but it's my most liked photo on Twitter
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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Why are the most roided out bodybuilders the most transphobic like babes your whole thing is gender affirming care
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Beyoncé about to storm the capital!
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Renaissance Fit v2
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She's the only person with free will
it's 1 year since this diva did this interview
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My Pride outfit plans:
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Replying to @shaTIRED
So many pre-written think pieces were deleted I know they're mad
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All smiles after push day
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Already rolling my eyes knowing NYT is gonna interview a bunch of them
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Having lived in the suburbs the majority of my life, no one is more casually suspicious and paranoid than suburbanites
people in cities are friendlier than rural or suburban areas
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Successful push day now to play Pokemon Trading Card Game all evening
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Justin on the rocks
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R*xxy said the bracket was rigged because #1 faced #8 like baby that's how seeded bracket works Everything sounds like a conspiracy when you don't know how things work
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