Just trying to live my best life from my mom's basement.
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Me casually walking into the house at 2am after going out for “one beer”
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Hey @joerogan
I’m Canadian
We’re not censored in Canada.
We can freely express ourselves.
You’re a stupid fuck.
Have a nice day eh.
Joe Rogan: "In Canada... their ability to express themselves on the internet has been severely limited."
"Because people like that f**khead Justin [Trudeau]... he's leading that country on a road to legitimate communism."
"It's very dangerous, and I think most Canadians are fed up with it."
Credit: @joerogan
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Canadian Premier, who didn’t immediately call an election after becoming premier by a leadership vote, is demanding Mark Carney immediately call an election after winning a leadership vote.
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$120,000 truck and trailer protesting the carbon tax and freedom on the side of an Alberta highway during working hours. Seems like you’re doing ok with money and freedom. 🤡
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Overall inflation rate in 2022
Germany (no carbon tax) - 7.9%
USA (no carbon tax) - 8.0%
Australia (no carbon tax) - 6.6%
Spain (no carbon tax) - 8.3%
Brazil - (no carbon tax) - 9.3%
Egypt - (no carbon tax) - 13.9%
Canada - carbon tax - 6.8%
Stop lying to Canadians
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Like him or hate him Trudeau just gave The Rebel Media a wedgie, shoved their head in a toilet, before stuffing them into a locker. nitter.app/Ben_Parsons__/status/1…
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In my opinion Mark Carney reminds me more of the Progressive Conservatives of the past. Balancing solid economic plans while respecting Canada's long tradition of strong social programs.
Pierre Poilievre's new conservatives remind me too much of the US republicans.
Easy choice
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McDavid game winner. Eat shit USA. #4nations
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Your tax dollars paid for the Premier to spend the weekend with a drunk driver at a rapist’s home.
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Excuse me what?
Born and raised in small town Alberta I can tell you it was extremely common 40 years ago for people I knew to use the terms "Turban heads, Ching Chong food, sand Indians," etc. Racism has always been here. I won't even go into terms used for First Nations.
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Chris Conte
Watching playoff games is what he does best.
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Canadian media is becoming like the US (unfortunately).
"Mark Carney must explain in detail his plans for the economy, carbon tax, immigration, US relations, and housing."
"Pierre Poilievre said he would Axe the Tax. We're good."
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Oh look another fucking idiot from Alberta.
NEW: Alberta lawyer Jeffrey Rath says a delegate is planning to travel to D.C. to pitch President Trump on Alberta statehood.
“It’s quite evident that we’re being governed by idiots in Ottawa… there’s a number of us in Alberta that have had enough.”
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What an arrogant POS. He speaks down to every reporter that doesn’t just accept his talking points. It’s very clear all of these programs will be gone under a conservative government. nitter.app/DavidABeaudoin/status/…
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🟥BREAKING🟥
It was just reported that Mark Stone will miss the entire regular season after re-injuring his back lifting the Stanley Cup.
The Vegas Golden Knights are confident he’ll be ready for the 2024 playoffs.
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My Enmax bill total for June/July/August
2022 - $574.03
2023 - $1,164.84
Increase of 103% versus a year ago.
Carbon tax
2022 - $57.47
2023 - $64.49
It’s not the carbon tax that’s making life unaffordable. It’s the UCP and @ABDanielleSmith
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These jerseys look exactly the same as they did on TV the last time the Leafs won the cup.
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Evander Kane has been suspended 2 games for Jamie Benn’s illegal check from behind on Oliver Ekman-Larsson.
@NHLPlayerSafety
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In an amazing demonstration of sportsmanship Edmonton has donated Northlands Coliseum to Calgary. @GlobalEdmonton #Flames #StayOffQE2
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Shonn
Leader of a separatist party is more interested in the security of Canada than Pierre Poilievre.
Let that sink in.
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If you work 5 days a week you get 104 days off just for weekends. So Trudeau took just over two weeks of vacation.
According records obtained from itineraries published by the PM’s official website, Trudeau took 116 days off in 2024.
When we ran into him in Tofino, he told us that he works harder than most Canadians.
How many days off did you have? 🤨
MORE: thecountersignal.com/trudeau…
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Hahahaha perfect. nitter.app/NBAonTNT/status/114739…
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After that Connor McDavid goal last night this should be hanging in the Louvre. #NHL #LetsGoOilers
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🟥BREAKING🟥
Danielle Smith will be announcing her resignation as
Alberta Premier to become the official White House Press Secretary for Donald Trump.
Officials credit Smith's "Unwavering dedication to delivering alternative facts."
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I'm curious what "problems" Canada has right now that requires a snap election that will elect a leader who can't/won't get a security clearance.
Canada is experiencing the same global issues as most countries and at the top of that list is foreign interference and populism.
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After the lost Liberal decade somehow magically Albertans can still afford to vacation in Mexico.
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Jordan Peterson, Chris Sky, Theo Fleury, Jamie Sale, and Pierre Poilievre are doing more to divide Canada than Justin Trudeau.
That’s it.
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Living in Alberta is like being a counselor at Camp Crystal Lake. Beautiful scenery, roof over your head, making lifelong friends when suddenly a man named Jason starts killing people. #AbLeg
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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith should be forcibly placed into an Alberta recovery centre until she overcomes her addiction to corruption.
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It’s a very common practice to take your crying toddler for a car ride when you can’t get them to go to bed. #TrumpCovid19
President Trump, wearing a mask, rides by his supporters outside Walter Reed while in the back of a Suburban.
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Alberta. Where the patios, schools and rodeos are open but the legislature needs to close due to covid cases rising.
Worst government ever.
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That kid is never going to forget getting his photo with McDavid and Bedard.
Chicago Blackhawks
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If you're a Canadian and cheering for this hand in your passport. Trump is a dangerous authoritarian and this should concern every Canadian.
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Courtney Theriault
I’m excited for Mark Stone to come off IR 2 days before the Four Nations Tournament only to go back on IR immediately after until the start of the playoffs.
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Having a National childcare program doesn’t mean Canada is broken.
Feeding hungry school children doesn’t mean Canada is broken.
Dental care for less fortunate doesn’t mean Canada is broken.
Voting against these programs prove the Conservatives are broken.
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If you’re furious because Trudeau won’t release the names then you should be demanding Poilievre get his clearance so he can release the names.
Otherwise shut the fuck up because you don’t really care.
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“Donald Trump is the perfect guy to clean up the government because he’s never been an elected official”
“Mark Carney is totally unqualified, because he has never held any elected position in government.”
The minds of conservatives
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If wealthy boomers are actually concerned about capital gains tax changes if they sell their cottage to their children I have a solution.
Sell it to them for what you paid for it.
Problem solved.
Let me guess, it’s not about your kids, it’s about turning a massive profit.
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Albertans probably need to start speaking a language that Danielle Smith supporters can understand. After all I've been told this is an acceptable means of protest in Canada.
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Ben this is bullshit and you know it. His security clearance from 10 years ago is no longer valid. Clearance needs to be updated after a life event like marriage.
Also he needs to understand the meaning of classified if he wants to be PM. @BenMulroney
Melissa 🇨🇦
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I would take a carbon tax affordability protest more seriously if everyone didn’t show up in $100,000 RV’s and $80,000 trucks.
Roll up in a 1980’s rusted out Caprice Classic and I might listen to your plight.
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Hey Dani. You don’t have a mandate to run a separatist agenda for Alberta. You were elected to lower taxes and fix healthcare, and you’re failing at both.
If you think you have the support call an election.
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Our hungover premier did a TV interview from her hotel room bed in Florida after kissing the orange man’s ass.
What an embarrassment.
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Amazing when rural Alberta voters start realizing there are real life consequences to blindly voting conservative.
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The @albertaNDP have launched a bold new advertising campaign titled "Let Her Speak".
"No one has been able to generate more excitement for the Alberta NDP than Danielle Smith. Every time she opens her mouth we notice our support rising."
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Rantanen is a fucking menace that must be dealt with. That looks terrible.
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🟥BREAKING🟥
Danielle Smith announced today that the province has procured 1,000 additional firefighters from Turkey to assist with the wildfire situation in the province.
They are expected to arrive by November
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“I refuse to allow my child to be injected with an untested, experimental vaccine.”
“How soon can I get my hands on some generic children’s medicine from an uncertified manufacturer in Turkey?”
The mental gymnastics is exhausting.
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Also why do people feel they need to get their news on Facebook? It’s not a reliable source of news and is packed with misinformation.
There’s this great thing called the internet where you can follow credible sources of news.
You should try it.
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I wish I owned a cottage that increased so much in value that I had to worry about capital gains taxes.
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Pretty amazing how everyone that seems to think Trudeau is a dictator doesn’t understand that Putin actually is one and is trying to invade a sovereign country. Focus people. The world has bigger problems than vaccine mandates.
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Always a special moment after winning a conference series is the team picture. #GoAvsGo #LetsGoOilers #StanleyCup
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I'm genuinely curious what people think will magically happen if Pierre Poilievre gets elected.
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This is JT Miller on every shift. Not a single penalty. It’s hard to take NHL officiating seriously with this clown show.
Hong Kong Au
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🟥BREAKING🟥
Connor McDavid has been named head coach, General Manager, and head scout for the Edmonton Oilers.
He is the youngest player and captain in league history to hold these positions and the first in professional hockey since Reggie Dunlop of the Charlestown Chiefs.
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Just to be clear, Justin Trudeau is not in charge of electricity in Alberta. That would be a provincial responsibility.
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Imagine starting a war to get re-elected and to distract from impeachment. #IranvsUSA How anyone still supports this tangerine tyrant is baffling.
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I don’t know but refusing to get a national security clearance when you’re running to be the leader of a country seems questionable at least and suspicious at the same time.
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Only in Alberta would the people with Fuck Trudeau flags on their trucks think a painted crosswalk is too political.
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🟥BREAKING🟥
Danielle Smith, on the advice of her homeopath, will be wearing an E-collar for the next few weeks to keep her from licking her wounds after returning from her Washington visit.
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This is an absolutely damning statement by Trudeau. Poilievre needs to step up or get out. Are there any serious conservatives left?
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What the #truckersforfreedom think they look like versus what everyone else sees. #KarenConvoy
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NHL: “No more Pride nights we don’t want to be political.”
Oilers: “Let’s all stand up for Israel.”
This league man.
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Ben Mulroney is currently doing some amazing mental gymnastics trying to paint the Charlie Kirk shooter as a radical liberal.
Extremely embarrassing
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If we had a Saturday Night Live Canadian version 90% of the show would be about Alberta.
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Sure Donnie. Illegal Canadians are storming the US/Canada border in search of low wages picking vegetables in 100 degree heat all while carrying 100’s of pounds of fentanyl.
Dumb fuck. #Trump
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Danielle Smith disgusts me. Standing there laughing and smiling while proposing new license plates nobody asked for while children aren't in school, teachers on strike, healthcare scandal, and skyrocketing insurance costs.
Fuck her and the UCP.
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This officially ends the Canucks playoff run. nitter.app/TkachukYou/status/1781…
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Albertans get skyrocketing insurance, utilities, and property taxes (underfunded municipalities) while Dear Premier Danielle Smith gets $250,000 red carpet installed in her office.
You read that correctly.
$250,000
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Covid never succeeded in collapsing the Alberta healthcare system, but Danielle Smith will finish the job.
She is the virus.
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I’m anxiously waiting for the Alberta MLA tracing app to come out. #ableg
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If Pierre Poilievre was popular he wouldn’t have blown a 20 point lead in an election, lost his own seat, and need a by election in the safest conservative riding in Canada.
And conservatives are surprised members are crossing the floor?
He’s toxic
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Danielle Smith has spent 2 years trying to destroy AHS so it’s only fitting that AHS should destroy the UCP party and the premier.
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So now that everyone in Alberta is an expert on jurisdiction maybe now they can stop blaming Trudeau for housing, healthcare and education and realize that’s 100% the jurisdiction of our incompetent UCP government.
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I’m not a body language expert but it looks like Connor McDavid is pretty happy playing for the Edmonton Oilers. nitter.app/AshleyBuck7/status/153…
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Danielle Smith was pushed hard into a corner and begrudgingly agreed that the feds have helped Alberta prosperity.
CTV Question Period
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Just a friendly reminder @EdmontonOilers
In no way, shape or form should Brett Kissel be allowed within 200 miles of Rogers Place on Friday.
If he sings the US anthem you may as well hand the cup to Florida yourselves.
Thank you
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