Iowa State Men’s Basketball released a video showcasing new gold uniforms.
Here are some screen grabs from the video of the new uniforms with the script “Cyclones”. A throwback.
What do you guys think?
things that DON’T make you ugly
- acne
- being over/under weight
- scars
- stretch marks
- body hair
- thinning hair/loss
- psoriasis/eczema/rashes
- fat rolls
- amputations
- physical abnormalities
things that DO make you ugly
- calling “walking tacos” ~taco in a bag~
How seasons work in the Iowa:
Jan - Bitterly Cold
Feb - Still Cold
Mar - Potholes
Apr - Cold Rain
May - Storms
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - Walk out and sweat instantly
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold, with decorations
IOWA has Ashton Kutcher
IOWA has Casey’s pizza
IOWA has Lolo Jones
IOWA invented the computer
IOWA has the ice cream capital
IOWA produces the hardest workers
IOWA will drink your city out of beer
IOWA is undefeated in bowl games
IOWA >>
LOUISIANA has gumbo
LOUISIANA has Lil Wayne
LOUISIANA has Britney Spears
LOUISIANA has Kevin Gates
LOUISIANA has Crawfish
LOUISIANA HAS MARDI GRAS
WE WIN nitter.app/alxaesa/status/8850605…
Midwest goodbyes are 45 minutes of continued conversation while your hand is on the doorknob in the tiny entrance area and hugs and farewells have already been given.
Levels of Anger in Iowa
7. “This is unbelievable”
6. “Hold your horses”
5. “Jeez Louise”
4. “Listen here pal”
3. “If I had a nickel for every time”
2. “Well, now wait a minute”
1. “Son of a gun”
On the 12th day of Christmas Iowa gave to me
12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 Casey’s pizzas
9 tornado sirens
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 suicidal deer
5 OPE SORRYS
4 big ice storms
3 Welp, alrights
2 games of cornhole
And a 1 finger wave from a passing truck
“Where you from?”
“Iowa”
“Where in Iowa?”
*small town*
“Ohh ok what’s that by?”
“Des Moines, Ames, Altoona...”
“Um where?”
“The fields.... I’m from the third cornfield south of the Minnesota border and my Dad’s name is Dekalb Seed.”
Going out in a big city:
- Bar is hidden behind six quinoa shops
- drinks are $15
- have to uber because walking is unsafe
Going out in Iowa:
- bar is easy to find because it’s 1 of 3 buildings in town
- drinks are $3.25
- Bob’s the DD because he only drinks light beer