CFB analyst. Battle rapping about CFB. It don't take 4hrs to play 60min. I hate you, but your team is #1. Don't ask me to follow back. Moving like lasagna..
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Yo this double homicide suspect did the Keke Challenge while being escorted off the plane & to the transport car. Goodness.
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My kid asked why there was no school in summer and I opened with, "the American education CALENDAR is rooted in agriculture and anglo-saxon calendar" my wife goes "no, not right now she has bed in 8 minutes"
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Did he chew them off b/c this is the worst scissor work I've seen since kindergarten.
Our Soundman just cut the Nike swoosh off his socks. Former marine. Get ready @Nike multiply that by the millions.
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We're at the stage where university presidents and lawyers are making the decision. There is no "let us play" appeal that's going to save anything.
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My wife's school chili cookoff is this Friday. I consistently come in second to some bullshit bagged chili b/c my flavors are too bold & 5th grade team only votes for themselves. But I will not change.
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Damn, based on the fervor, Garrett gonna get suspended longer than if he punched his girlfriend.
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Honestly, if there is no football season my plan is to link up with friends in the industry and actually teach football fans about football. Look at highlights and lowlights from players/teams/concepts and talk through what went right and wrong.
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He did both so he good.
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Are they getting their jobs done and you're just the cops?
A study shows people working from home are having sex, dating, taking naps and doing side hustles on company time trib.al/3WOQDZP
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"But we caught you on camera" "It wasn't me" "Saw you smoking on the sofa" "It wasn't me" "Had to take Joey Bosa" "It wasn't me"
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They're in Charlotte with the raids. Pulling people over. Going into apartment complexes & neighborhoods. If you know ppl, protect them.
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The idea of wanting of a 17-23 year old to sign something, waiving the school's liability, when they aren't allowed to have an agent or don't have personal legal counsel is wild.
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So we are looking at a Florida-Florida State game with no starting QBs next weekend and one team needs it to stay in playoff contention and the other needs ensure they get to a bowl. Whew.
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Haven't fried chicken in awhile but also wanted to stay on the smoked wing kick. Smoked then fried wings. Nice buttermilk bath boys.
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damn they called him "throw rogan" whew buddy. he is getting the convection roast today. full circulation.
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"Ties to slave sales" is a really nice way to put "where they sold slaves"
Breaking: Rioters have set the Market House on fire in Fayetteville, North Carolina. The Market House is a National Historic Landmark, which has ties to slave sales in the 19th century. nitter.app/alexmalloyy/status/126…
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Y'all can't tell me my dad don't look chill as hell. Happy retirement to a vet and then to an educator
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So Lamar Jackson is the same height as the 3 QBs who went in the 1st round a year ago and 5-9 lbs lighter than them. So size is off the table as an issue.
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My unwrap to trash game is unparalleled. We shall not have huge messes of wrapping paper. And while I'm not pleased with the opening tempo, thanks to calls and facetiming, the present to trash pipeline is flowing
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People who like weed edibles aren't going to give them away to your kids, for free. They probably won't even give them to you if you ask.
Halloween candy and marijuana edibles can look similar, so Indiana State Police are sharing safety tips so parents can look out. abc7chicago.com/7478195/?ex_…
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I love it. My wife gets that b/c she teaches elementary school...when are you gonna move up to high school? And I get it for covering CFB...when will you get promoted to NFL?
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Building a smarter football fan should be higher on the list of goals for a lot of analysts, producers and networks.
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What if some team just had an actual turnover as their thing? Like an apple turnover that they ate.
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I LOVE BTS!!! JIMIN for life. You're making me a boy with love!! #BTSArmy
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i think the capacity for shame is what's been eroded in our society more than anything, probably starting most noticeably w Palin.
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and FYI the not having personal representation is a big sticking issue for me b/c I've seen schools screw players "oh you don't need a lawyer" during NCAA issues, so imagine in a real health crisis
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damn, someone put a chicken wing back?
.@RossTuckerNFL the Press Box looks like a small step up from the “media workroom”. Soft serve ice cream on demand!
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the goal of the facility wars are:
1-keep athletes at the facility for as long as possible
2-show off to help in recruiting
3-spend the money
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One day the pandemic is going to end and I am going to have to pretend like I want to be around any of you people.
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March/April into May "let us play" and we show you that we're doing everything, as a collective society, to get the game back on track. But you can't course correct in August for something that starts in September. and it sucks.
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Reading the Texas emails is not surprising. Literally the the idea of "we root for you on Saturdays but you can't date our daughters" is widespread throughout college sports.
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Big Fost is right. No one wants to get called racist but none of them sumbitches want to stop being racist.
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not the best way to handle this but as someone who loves bowling, she is right about the etiquette thing. you don't roll when people next to you are rolling.
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"I couldn't find any tarragon today" -me
"yeah" -wife
"You don't care" -me
"I've never thought about tarragon in my life" -wife
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Bruh, Richt let Manny Diaz go to Temple and then got whooped in a bowl game and quit. Could have just handed the keys over in the parking lot.
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should have gone to a black or dominican shop, they know how to fade. super cuts got him super fucked up.
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I'm not mentally prepared to talk OPI with people yet. DBs don't fall down by themselves.
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the level of insecurity is high. and then the need to be needed, instead of being a teammate coupled with "i can't control her if she doesn't need me" is really fucked up
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to be fair, this admin thinks HBCUs were school choice so this is really on message for them.
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Texas Tech not quite in FG range and 8 seconds to go. Feels like this is definitely going to OT
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Te'Cory Couch deserves more love the kid just keeps flashing every time I watch Miami. Poking his face all over the backfield on pressures and run blitzes
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I shouted "Chamillitary Man" at my wife & she just looked at me & said "I have to go to work"
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GOAT tweet. RT @SullyFootball: RT @skips: OH MY GOD MY DAD TRIED TO PRINT A VIDEO nitter.app/skips/status/518199412…
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Plus, with social media, you do see everything that you're not doing, weren't invited to, can't make.
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Whoa. Man, I didn't expect Barnett to go anywhere, like ever. Great grab for Taggart.
SOURCE: #MichiganState Co-DC Harlon Barnett will become the new defensive coordinator at #FSU. Big hire for Taggart. Barnett is highly thought of by the players there and by his staff. Very impressive dude.
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Just got a call to buy my house and put it on speaker and my wife hears me go, "sure I'll sell it, what's the offer" and the lady on the phone goes "do you have a price in mind" and I said "$17 million dollars" and she just hung up on me
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If you're a person who says "i'm tired of hearing about it" imagine how tired we are of talking about it, of it happening and of experiencing this shit. You're just now hearing of a thing we have been talking about our whole lives.
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So, yeah, after 6 months on ice, I'm resurfacing on the work scene. Excited to join @WatchStadium
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