HULK FAMILY OFFICE. GLOBAL MACRO AF. AFTER-TAX RETURNS THE ONLY RETURNS MATTER. FREAK GAMMA TRADE MAKE HULK STRONG.
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REAL PROS GET THE ANON ACCOUNT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE SUNDAY NEW YORK TIMES.
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FOR A MERE $1500 YOU CAN SPEND FORTY EIGHT HOURS TRAVELING ONE-WAY FROM CHICAGO TO MIAMI.
Today, we’re proud to announce the launch of the Floridian!
This train combines two iconic routes — the Capitol Limited and Silver Star — and will offer traditional dining throughout the full journey.
ALT A map featuring the route of the Floridian, traveling from Chicago to Miami and stopping many times along the way.
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THERE’S NO PODIUM THERE BRO.
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ABOUT TO PUT ON A MASSIVE POSITION IN OIL AND EQUITY FUTURES THEN CALL IN AN ORDER FOR $15,000 WORTH OF PIZZA FROM THAT DOMINOS NEXT TO THE PENTAGON.
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JUST GONNA SAY THAT IT’S FUCKING NUTS WE LIVE IN AN AGE WHERE A TWITTER ACCOUNT CALLED AUTISM CAPITAL IS OUTSCOOPING EVERY MAJOR PROFESSIONAL NEWS PUBLICATION AND IS DELIVERING MORE HIGH QUALITY JOURNALISM THAN THE NEW YORK TIMES AND WASHINGTON POST PUT TOGETHER.
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JOE ROGAN SPENT TEN YEARS ON PRIMETIME NETWORK TELEVISION MAKING PEOPLE DRINK HORSE SPERM TO WIN $50,000 BUT THE ESTABLISHMENT ONLY HAD A PROBLEM WITH HIM ONCE HE INTERVIEWED A DOCTOR ON THE INTERNET.
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EITHER THERE’S AN UNDERWATER FIRE IN THE GULF OF MEXICO OR WE’VE FINALLY OPENED THE PORTAL TO HELL.
Manuel Lopez San Martin
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NEVER THOUGHT WOULD MISS THESE TYPES OF PRESS CONFERENCES.
Suburban Black Man 🇺🇸
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THE LME JUST DECIDING TO JUST UP AND CANCEL FOUR BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF NICKEL TRADES LAST WEEK JUST TO SAVE THE ASS OF JP MORGAN, SOME LOCAL BROKERS AND A CHINESE NICKEL PRODUCER IS A MAJOR FUCKING SCANDAL.
A MARKETPLACE FAILURE THAT DWARFS ALL THE DEFI EXPLOITS COMBINED.
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TRUE G IS IF YOU DIE AT AGE 99 AND THEY STILL WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE CLOSE FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT.
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PEEPS JUST NOW REALIZING GUNS ARE 800AD TECH AND ANYONE WHO SHOPS HOME DEPOT CAN BULD THEM IN THEIR GARAGE.
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HURTS TO WATCH
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THE USSR LOST ALMOST 20% OF IT’S POPULATION FIGHTING THE SECOND WORLD WAR.
STALIN STARVED ALMOST FOUR MILLION UKRAINIANS TO DEATH DURING THE HOLODOMOR.
DON’T THINK IT’S GUARANTEED RUSSIAN SOCIETY WILL COLLAPSE JUST BECAUSE THE WEST CUT OFF STREAMING OF ENCANTO ON DISNEY PLUS.
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2020: DEFUND THE POLICE.
2021: FUND THE SECRET POLICE.
Other countries have domestic spy agencies to fight extremists at home. Does America need one, too? trib.al/LdhBi2F
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OJ SIMPSON DIES AND EVERYONE POSTS NORM MACDONALD CLIPS.
HUMANITY HAS A SMALL CHANCE YET.
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RAY DALIO IS ON MOLLY TWEETING SELFIES FROM A TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT IN SINGAPORE.
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.
@taylorswift13 for President! I just saw her at her concert in Singapore and realized that she can bring together Americans and people in most countries much better than either of the candidates, and that bringing people together is the most important thing.
Watching this concert with people from all over the world made me and them feel good and connected and reminded me how powerful that universal culture is.
Wouldn’t it be great if we had two candidates who could lead that culture and make smart leadership decisions too?
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THIS DOCUMENT IS GOING TO RADICALIZE A BUNCH OF TWENTY-YEAR-OLDS AT THE END OF THE YEAR.
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Rough N' Rowdy
Bloomberg
IF YOU BUILD A WEBSITE TO STEAL TEN BILLION BUCKS YOU CAN JUST HANG OUT IN YOUR 12K SF PENTHOUSE PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS.
IF YOU BUILD A WEBSITE FOR WHISTLEBLOWERS TO POST INFO IN THE PUBLIC INTEREST, BETTER GET YOUR ASS TO THE ECUADORIAN EMBASSY CAUSE YOU RUNNIN NEXT TEN YRS.
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“THE BILL OF RIGHTS DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL LITERALLY CARPET-BOMB ITS OWN DOMESTIC POPULATION WITH FIGHTER JETS.”
—JOE BIDEN, UNIFIER
Disclose.tv
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TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO EXIST ON THE TIMELINE WHERE THE UFC IS A HOTBED OF AUSTRIAN ECONOMIC THOUGHT.
𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝
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HOLY FUCK SPAIN. SOUND ON.
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THE WORLD’S RICHEST MAN AND THE UNITED STATES TREASURY SECRETARY GOT INTO A FIST FIGHT IN THE HALLS OF THE WHITE HOUSE AND SOME OF YOU ARE STILL IN DENIAL THAT WE HAVE ENTERED A NEW GILDED AGE.
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WEARING A SUIT TO GO DAY TRADE A SMALL AMOUNT OF PERSONAL CAPITAL IN A ROOM ALONE… KINDA A RED FLAG.
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ANYONE ELSE EVER WONDER WHY THE U.S. SURGEON GENERAL ALWAYS DRESSES UP LIKE A FAKE SEA CAPTAIN?
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IMAGINE A $160 BILLON DOLLAR CORPORATION TAKING ITS 80-YEAR-OLD, CLASSIC, FOUNDING FEATURE FILM IP AND BURNING IT TO THE GROUND LIKE THIS.
AND THEN PAYING THE CEO RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE DECISIONS $25 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.
🎀Tuggs🎀✝️
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HOLY SHIT—HAVE NEVER SEEN A LEAD SPOKESMAN FOR THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF STATE GET OWNED THIS FUCKING HARD IN A BRIEFING BEFORE.
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“THE BILL OF RIGHTS DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL LITERALLY DROP NUCLEAR WEAPONS ON YOU.”
—JOE BIDEN, UNIFIER
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LOOKS RARE.
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SO WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL ME IS THAT DR. ANTHONY FAUCI’S DAUGHTER WORKED AT TWITTER THROUGH THE PANDEMIC AND WE ARE JUST FINDING THIS OUT NOW…
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WHAT HAPPENS IF THE GEOPOLITICAL SITUATION ESCALATES INTO A HOT WAR AND ENTIRE U.S. STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE HAS ALREADY BEEN EMPTIED TO SCORE A COUPLE POLITICAL POINTS IN THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS?
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THIS ACCOUNT MAY ENTER A PERIOD OF INACTIVITY AS I AM BEING INDICTED FOR SECURITIES FRAUD AT 4PM TOMORROW. STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES.
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IMAGINE YOU’RE SEVENTEEN.
YOU HAVE TO SHOOT AND KILL TWO GUYS JUST TO SURVIVE THE BURNING WARZONE OF YOUR HOMETOWN.
THE FUCKING PRESIDENT HAS FALSLY CALLED YOU ALL SORTS OF NAMES.
FACING LIFE IN PRISON.
YOU HAVE BALLS TO TAKE STAND ON TV.
FUCKING LEBRON JAMES ATTACKS YOU.
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THE REAL SCANDAL ISN’T FAUCI.
THE REAL SCANDAL IS THE ANTISCIENCE MEDIA ESTABLISHMENT AND MEGACORPORATE TECHNOLOGY COMPANIES SPENDING A YEAR SUPPRESSING INFORMATION AND OPEN DIALOGUE FOR POLITICAL MOTIVATIONS.
NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY DID.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT—NOW EVEN AHMADINEJAD IS DUNKING ON TRUDEAU FOR GOING OVERBOARD ON THE CIVIL RIGHTS ABUSES.
THESE MUSHROOMS ARE STRONG AF.
The Violent crackdown on #FreedomConvoy2022 has nothing to do with freedom of speech and human rights. How coercion could be related to liberty & freedom of choice?
#TruckersForFreedom
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OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN HOLLYWOOD TYPES THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO FREE TIBET.
NOW THEY CAN’T EVEN SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT CHINA IN THEIR MOVIES.
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IF EQUITY MARKETS ARE SUPPORTED BY 22 YR-OLD TIKTOK TRADERS BUYING EQUITY CALLS IN SIZE DRIVING MASSIVE MARKET-MAKER GAMMA SQUEEZE...
ONCE KIDS START SPENDING PARENTS MONEY ON TINDER DATES AND BRUNCH INSTEAD OF OTM CALLS THE ENTIRE FUCKING GLOBAL FINANCIAL SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE.
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DUBLIN OUTDOOR DINING
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THE BEST PART OF ALL THIS MARKET STRESS IS HULK HASN’T HEARD A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKER MENTION ESG-INVESTING FOR AT LEAST THREE WEEKS.
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WE MAY BE NEAR FULL ON WAR WITH THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE A FULLY FILLED STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE THAT WAS IN NO WAY EMPTIED BY A SENILE OLD MAN THAT NEEDED SOME HELP WITH MIDTERM ELECTIONS.
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YO—SOME OF YOU NEED TO HEAR THAT YOU CAN BOTH TAKE INFECTIOUS DISEASES SERIOUSLY AND ALSO BE AGAINST DESTROYING THE FABRIC OF THE WESTERN DEMOCRACIES WITH STATE TOTALITARIANISM AT THE SAME TIME.
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FEDERAL COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DRAWING SBF LIKE HE IS A LATE 70’S KUNG FU VILLAIN FOR SOME REASON.
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INVESTMENT HULK HAS ABOUT 1000 NEW FOLLOWERS THAT ARE GOING TO BE CONFUSED AS FUCK TOMORROW MORNING WHEN THEY START SEEING TWEETS ABOUT HOW THESE PROTESTS RELATE TO THE NON-NORMAL DISTRIBUTION OF ERROR TERMS IN A LINEAR REGRESSION UNDER PRESENCE OF KURTOSIS AND HETEROSKEDATICITY.
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WHAT’S A PLACE LIKE MONTANA BUT IS FAR ENOUGH AWAY FROM CALIFORNIA THAT THE CALIFORNIANS WILL NEVER MOVER THERE?
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TALK ALL THE SHIT YOU WANT BUT TIKTOK DEFINITELY HAS THE BEST WIRE FRAUD CONTENT.
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ROBINHOOD IS DEALING WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN FINANCIAL TRANSACTION VOLUME, APPARENTLY ON SYSTEMS CODED BY DEVELOPERS THAT COULDN’T MAKE THE CUT AT MORE PRESTIGIOUS SCOOTER-SHARING STARTUPS.
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DNC GONNA BE SO LIT WHEN THE PRO-HAMAS PROTESTORS SET THE FREE VASECTOMY ABORTION TRUCK ON FIRE.
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PROTEST ON ISLAND OF ST. VINCENT AGAINST MANDATORY VACCINATION.
PRIME MINISTER HOSPITALIZED WITH HEAD INJURY.
WESTINDIMADE
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