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The Simpsons doesn't predict anything we just haven't fixed any of America's problems since 1989.
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This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues nitter.app/JabariDavisNBA/status/…
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"No one should be blacklisted for being conservative."
Nobody's getting fired for their take on deficit spending or because they like deregulation, folks.
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McDon*ld's took over the Grimace wiki page and removed all the real world information, appearances, and citations that I've added over the years and turned the whole page into one big in-universe ad for the birthday promotion :(
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Blockbuster stores were required to have at least 7,000 movies. Many had closer to 10,000. Netflix has averaged ~3,000 movies for the last several years. At the peak Netflix had like 5,000.
Streaming is a modern marvel that allows us to watch more shows and movies than any old Blockbuster could hope to stock.
But somehow, the act of consuming content has never felt more frustrating than it does today, writes @cwarzel. theatlantic.com/technology/a…
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Most of human existence is bad now but I do like that we take cats to red carpets now and sometimes dress them in tiny formal attire.
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Timeline where David Schwimmer slapped Chris Rock
David Schwimmer Says Rejecting 'Men in Black' Offer Was a 'Brutal Decision' and It 'Would've Made Me a Movie Star'; He Chose to Direct a Film Instead variety.com/2024/film/news/d…
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The Tubi Van is a 1998 Plymouth Voyager with the TV/VCR/DVD combo upgrade, 4 storage tubs of VHS tapes, and a binder full of bootleg DVDs.
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You're really telling on yourself if you're saying that antisemitism, transphobia, racism, and conspiracy theories about eating children are your "conservative values".
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Like I can just add it back but what's the point if they're literally paying a dude to undo it. They're partnering with Fandom for an ad campaign for the page now too.
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This ad campaign is essentially based on my tweet but that tweet pretty directly resulted in them undoing why the tweet was funny (random man manages Grimace Wiki for the love of the game)
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Woody Harrelson is only campaigning for RFK Jr. because he feels so bad about his dad killing JFK
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No, they weren't dead the whole time.
No, they're not in purgatory.
No, the show happened in the "real world."
No, the ending doesn't suck.
No, the finale makes sense.
No, they explained that pretty well and you didn't realize.
No, really.
Yes, you have to pay attention.
#LOST
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James Cameron is going to live forever because he is gonna eat a special goo he finds on the ocean floor
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Heads up: Twitter is being really overzealous and locking people out of their accounts. Looks like when you regain access your account has unfollowed everyone. Here's how to grab your Twitter data for reference in case you lose access or your following list.
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I had gotten kind of lazy since going back to school and there's stuff that trolls had removed previously that was already basically lost, but still, a goofy fun space on the internet is now just a straight up ad.
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This is probably an important caveat here. I should have checked this. nitter.app/komaedeads/status/1670…
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I am a *very* crappy wiki editor but I also believe that wiki pages should not function purely as ads, even on Fandom. Glad it'll presumably change back. Think they should have just cleaned up what was there and added some copy about this promo.
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What was the first Internet community you were part of? Bonus points if you can pin down the year.
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They're called werepups and its a brave new world once you fall down this rabbithole. werepups.com
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Legitimately just thought "this guy just picked iconic work to post as a joke about the format" but nope. Good on you. That Moonlight poster is the high watermark of non-illustrated poster art for me.
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In case it's not clear I have been fully vaccinated, this is an obvious joke, and I am not gonna argue with you.
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Oh absolutely. The US has a really short memory and as a country we buy into our cultural revisionism and streamlining pretty damn hard.
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Science fiction, even comedy science fiction, is inherently critiquing social issues of its day. It generally transposes those issues to a futuristic setting in order to exaggerate and therefore clarify the societal concerns of the creators.
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I am sorry that there are now nagging ethical concerns related to this very poorly run wiki page about a milkshake monster
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I am absofuckinglutely not okay with the Disneyland Jessica Rabbit's loose human skin suit situation.
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I have nothing to plug this time.
Black lives matter.
Trans rights are human rights.
Get your booster shot.
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The fact that Rosamund Pike isn't a huge star in the wake of Gone Girl is a goddamn tragedy.
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A generation raised exclusively on insincere corporate product thinks anything that considers itself art is pretentious.
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I watched you have sex with a corpse on tv when I was 12
Over the past couple days, my office has been flooded with calls concerning all-ages drag shows. Let me be clear: I don't care what consenting adults do, but leave kids out of it. As Mayor, I will do everything I can to ensure these events don't happen on Knox County property.
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I know it's not the point but I do not really think that streaming services have put all that many more movies at the average person's disposal lol
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I am glad everyone's reaction to the news of a Gosling spinoff of The Gray Man is to demand The Nice Guys 2
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Destroy every statue except for The Mothman Statute and then replace every statue with the local equivalent of The Mothman Statue.
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It isn't the Fourth of July until you see the Fruitopia machine in Independence Day (1996)
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So many people in the comments going in on "the New Onion" like this isn't from 11 years ago and doesn't get reposted literally every year lmao
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I make YouTube videos about the intersection of pop culture and politics. piped.video/channel/UCgvEBJ_…
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If this counts as a prediction of a terrorist attack then I am happy to report that I can predict your future for the low price of $100 via Paypal
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Popeyes chicken isn't named after Popeye the Sailor Man. It's actually named after Popeye Doyle from The French Connection. The movie came out a year before the first restaurant opened.
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Hit me up if you know someone who owns the Kevin Tong Mulholland Drive poster or the Greg Ruth Annihilation poster so that we can rob them together.
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I don't care how much you disliked a movie, if you tag the cast and crew in your takedown of it then you're an asshole.
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I'm working on a video on this topic. You can subscribe over on YouTube if you want to catch the longer take.
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If the "worst movie you've ever seen" is a mainstream studio release that cost millions and millions of dollars to make you *probably* don't watch a lot of movies.
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If I can shill something that's not mine for a sec, one of my favorite YouTubers @Q_Review has some great videos on this subject. piped.video/5OOPEtd4N7U
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No matter how many streaming services you have, the movie you want to watch isn't on any of them
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This is not a real statue. It is digital art by a French artist called Benoit Lapray. He has done many other digital pieces that are similar. This series goes viral once a year like clockwork.
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The X-Files being shot on Super 35 and just framed and matted for 4:3 is a gift. These blu-rays are so gorgeous. If you love the show it is absolutely worth it to get ahold of the blu-rays rather than watching it compressed on streaming. It looks better than modern television!
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In 1988, while Blockbuster was young/killing mom & pops, NYT calls BB "superstores" and indicates ~6,500 titles per, outpacing independents which were maintaining closer to 2K titles. Can't find anything primary that establishes the "required" part lots of secondary sources say.
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I'll believe the McDonald's Halloween pails are back when I'm climbing over a crowd of 7 year olds to get mine.
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The Olds are out here trying to make you believe that My Chemical Romance doesn't still slap and let me tell you, My Chemical Romance absolutely still slaps. Let go of your shame. Listen to My Chemical Romance.
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Oh you mean how they predicted Donald Trump being president in 2000, when he launched a campaign to run for President in 1999 and ended it a month before the episode aired?
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Indiana Jones and the Fourth Doctor wear the same hat. It's the Poet fedora by Herbert Johnson. Tom Baker and Harrison Ford also both worked construction before breaking big with their space roles, too.
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They embraced their fringe in a bad way and its about to be impossible to label yourself as a conservative without fully embracing a laundry list of nonsense. And not just the like... Policy nonsense. Might have already happened.
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Oh I've gotta assume they are. They're part of a weird and kind of sad and upsetting... Movement? called Reborn dolls. There are many other kinds.
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