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Ma'am, you make $15 million every year reading propaganda off of a teleprompter an hour a day.
Unlike federal workers, you provide absolutely nothing of value to Americans. Maybe YOU should get a real fucking job, idiot.
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If Lumon were a real company you’d bring Kier Eagan on your podcast to lick his boots and talk about how the “woke” left is “communist” for being against corporations severing people.
Severance is a fantastic show. Completely original and totally unpredictable. Amazing writing, directing and acting. Just a totally unique show. Just finished season one and on to season 2 on @AppleTV
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Can anyone identify the cisgender individual to the right of notorious sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell?
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Imagine calling student protesters "violent" while your husband is literally giving Netanyahu bombs he KNOWS will be dropped on children. Despicable.
First Lady Jill Biden on “The View” condemns “violent” pro-Palestinian campus protests:
“Why would we be violent? What is the point of the violence? I mean, aren't they really protesting the violence with violence? I mean, that doesn't make sense.”
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She literally propped up Trump in the GOP primaries because she thought he'd be the easiest to beat. This was after her husband (a golfing buddy of Trump) casually encouraged him to run. So, no, she's been wrong about everything; from strategy to policy (Iraq war, Libya, etc.).
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If you’re wondering why explaining to conservatives that gender-affirming care for trans youth reduces suicides never resonates with them, it’s because they literally would prefer trans kids kill themselves. They want LGBTQ kids to die. This isn’t hyperbole. 1/3
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This isn’t leopards eating people’s faces. This is a liberal telling you to punish innocent people who had nothing to do with their family member’s fascist vote. If you call ICE on anyone you are a disgusting piece of shit and fascist collaborator. Full stop.
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Decided to dig into Hillbilly Elegy. 21 pages in and I found this insane fucking admission. 💀
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I would say to boycott the films of these genocide-supporters, but most of the names on this list are unemployed has-beens anyway lol.
Liev Schreiber, Mayim Bialik and Debra Messing are among more than 1,200 entertainment figures who have signed an open letter denouncing the call for a boycott of Israeli film institutions over the war in Gaza.
“We know the power of film. We know the power of story. That is why we cannot stay silent when a story is turned into a weapon, when lies are dressed up as justice, and when artists are misled into amplifying antisemitic propaganda. The pledge circulated under the banner of Film Workers for Palestine is not an act of conscience. It is a document of misinformation that advocates for arbitrary censorship and the erasure of art. To censor the very voices trying to find common ground and express their humanity, is wrong, ineffective and a form of collective punishment.”
Read more here: variety.com/2025/film/global…
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Stephen Colbert’s interview with Zohran Mamdani wasn’t just disgustingly biased, it was straight up racist.
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Predictably invoking the big bad trans boogeyman to make you forget she's burying a client list with names of powerful pedophiles. Predictable.
California officials are failing to protect girls on the playing field and in the locker room. The Department of Justice has filed suit.
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Bernie Sanders was fighting for our rights as gay men before any of us were born. Hillary was on the Senate floor defending "traditional marriage."
Fuck all the way off with this vapid bullshit you elitist pricks. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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These people used to have to wear hoods to say shit like this to avoid social backlash...
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You lost. Drop the fuck out and unite behind your Party's nominee already, you loser.
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Snake emojis were a bigger story this year than a credible rape allegation against Joe Biden.
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Jon tried to get him to support a big policy like Medicare For All. He didn't budge. He's talking a big game, but it's just talk. This is why nobody trusts Democrats.
Thanks to @jonstewart for having me on the show last night.
He asked me how Democrats win the back the voters we lost. Here’s part of my answer.
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If your 13-year-old son is an avid fan of a white supremacist creep who openly wonders if female celebrities "have any eggs left" on his show you've completely fucking failed as a parent.
NEW: California Governor Gavin Newsom tells Charlie Kirk that his son is a massive Charlie Kirk fan.
Newsom: My son really wanted to meet you.
Kirk: You let him to take off school?
Newsom: No. Of course not. He's not here for a good reason.
Kirk: Well you cancelled school for like two years, what’s one day going to do?
Lol.
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Jesus Christ. The lady who thinks we should hate immigrants is an immigrant. Can't make this shit up.
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Hey folks. Today my dad passed away. I think I'll likely not be as active as I usually am on Twitter and YouTube for the next couple of days because the additional stress from the election might not be helpful for the healing process, and I want to prioritize my mental health.
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You’re doing the waffle/pancake Twitter meme. He literally said: “they’re very homophobic,” but was pointing out how the Iranian government forces insurance companies to cover gender affirming care (which is true). There’s a long history of this in Iran.
Hasan Piker: “Iran is very pro trans”
The Iranian regime forces gay people to medically transition as the only way to escape the death penalty for homosexuality
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Citing studies and statements from medical institutions won’t change minds, because the right has decided LGBTQ youth committing suicide is literally preferable to a society that accepts and welcomes their existence.
This is what we’re up against. It’s depressing as fuck. 3/3
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It’s why they’re targeting GSAs (gay-straight alliances), an important resource for LGBT+ youth and allies.
Even the Trevor Project—a literal suicide prevention hotline for queer youth—was called a “grooming” org by an account thousands of people are vehemently defending. 2/3
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Centrists a month ago: Eat shit Bernie Bros! 🤬
Centrists now: *rubs our shoulders* Heeeey sweetheart, how are you doing? *kisses cheek* Need anything? Just want to let you know how proud we are of you and what you've managed to accomplish. We're a family and we need you! ❤️
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Pete Buttigieg is a soulless piece of shit and I absolutely refuse to let the establishment shove him down our throats under the pretense of "progress" because he's gay. Fuck that.
Throwing trans people under the bus—as a gay man—is uniquely evil. They'll come for him next.
And the party made sure to get their most prominent gay to say it so that all the others can start saying it without being called transphobic!!!
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I respect you a lot, but this notion that the mere existence of trans-inclusive terms (rarely used in casual convos) somehow degrades women comes right out of the right's anti-trans 'war on women' playbook. There's a reason why they're praising you for this.
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This is why it wasn't smart of Ethan Klein to piss off his own fans. They have receipts and can see through his bullshit.
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President Neckpussy pardoned 1500 insurrectionists who tried to overthrow the federal government. You cunts lost the right to pretend to care about law and order. Shut the fuck up forever.
You surrounded and physically blocked a federal agent's car because illegal aliens are being deported
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Words cannot express how utterly fucking evil American politicians are. They literally relish in the pain and suffering they cause at home and around the world while throwing their bibles in our faces and claiming moral superiority. Just awful, sociopathic cretins.
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Hahahahaha he's not even waiting holy shit.
cnbc.com/2019/07/18/buttigie…
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The world didn't deserve you, @_michaelbrooks. You've been a role model and positive influence to so many people—myself included.
RIP Michael Brooks. You were a legend. We love you so much, comrade.
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This is fucking despicable. A multi-millionaire is using his wealth to destroy the lives of three small female content creators, and he's giddy about it.
Ethan and Hila denounced this very thing when Matt Hoss came after them. This is truly diabolical behavior. Sickening.
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This man is a fucking imbecile and a fascist collaborator. Anyone drawing an equivalence between the “far left” and a modern day nazi movement isn’t qualified to be the face of the opposition to fascists.
Hakeem Jeffries complains that "the extreme left protest me more than they protest Donald Trump...I think because I've chosen not to bend the knee to either people on the far left and certainly not to Donald Trump and the far right."
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A message for #YangGang,
I know how you're feeling now. Us Berners felt this way in 2016, and it takes a LOT of time to get over the disappointment. But understand this:
Andrew Yang will be back.
I never thought Bernie would run again after 2016. Yang will be back.🧢
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I'm a PROUD "gay for Gaza." My sexual orientation has FUCK ALL to do with the slaughter of 180,000+ people, including 14,000+ children. Benjamin Netanyahu can kiss my faggot ass.
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I'm glad Bill Gates made it clear he'd go MAGA to protect his wealth. We need this nonsensical myth about the existence of "good billionaires" to die.
There 👏are 👏no 👏good 👏billionaires! They're all bad people, and we need to confiscate their wealth.
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Hey, remember how after Bernie Sanders won Nevada and looked poised to pick up a plurality of delegates and then pundits and politicians all tried to normalize the prospect of stealing the nomination at the convention from him (including Biden)?
Now they preach "unity" lmfao.
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Oh, #DropOutBernie is trending? I'll take this as a reminder to donate to him again.
If you hate a guy that just wants to give everyone healthcare and education, there's something seriously wrong with you.
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On pop culture, music, movies and video games, sure. On basic human rights? Fuck no.
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They're going to eat him alive and it's going to be really, really fucking brutal. We warned you.
Tucker Carlson:
"Ask yourself, is Joe Biden ready to lead this country? Could he find his car in a three-tiered parking garage? Could he navigate a salad bar? And by the way, what exactly is his position on the Coronavirus pandemic? Those are the mysteries Democrats now face."
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Bernie 👏
Would 👏
Have 👏
Won 👏
And you centrists fucking knew this. You better hope Biden pulls through because you can't blame Jill Stein for this one...
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The fact that #FireChrisHayes is trending shows how toxic and unprincipled centrists are.
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I'm with @KyleKulinski on this. 👏👏👏
I absolutely will not vote for Joe Biden if he's the nominee, and I don't care how much MSNBC-brained shitlibs cry about it. No Medicare For All, no vote. Fuck the Democratic Party.
Medicare for all is one of my top issues. My dad would probably be alive if we had it. If you want my vote you have to earn it. Corporate Dems are so persistent in telling me to fuck off, so I will. Even if Biden gets the nomination I won’t vote for him.
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Millennials to zoomers as they watch their hopes and dreams crash and burn:
#LoseWithBiden #SuperTuesday2
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Did... Bloomberg just say he beat everyone last week? Did the crowd seriously cheer him when he said that? What the fuck is going on? #DemDebate
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It's ironic that she's calling Hasan an extremist terrorist sympathizer given her history as an IDF soldier. Fuck Hila Klein. Fuck Ethan Klein. They don't deserve the amazing crew they have; AB, Olivia, Dan—all good people that are too good for them.
piped.video/ETR4cb1aMhA?si=0y6n…
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In honor of @HillaryClinton’s divisive attack on Bernie I’ll be donating another $5 bucks to him. Who wants to match me?
Also it’s good to #BooHillary, a transphobic warmonger.
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She's just, and I can't stress this enough, god fucking awful.
Warren just now, as she’s 5th place in #SCprimary, on why she’s staying in the race: “we want to gain as many delegates going into the convention as we can.”
No more talk of winning states. Rhetoric is now just about winning some delegates and staying til a contested convention
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This is incredible. Engel was endorsed by everyone in the establishment—they even trotted out Hillary Clinton's dusty ass—and Engel still went down! FUCK yes.
Bold Projection:
Jamaal Bowman is the Projected Winner in the #NY16 Democratic Primary. He will defeat Incumbent Rep. Eliot Engel.
#ElectionTwitter #NewYorkPrimary #NY15 #NY17 #TYTLive
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The Kamala supporters participating in the #TulsiDidntQualifyParty are only celebrating because they know how fragile their candidate is. Tulsi Gabbard single-handedly destroyed Kamala's campaign at that last debate, so it makes sense they're relieved now.
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Amy McGrath is a pro-Trump clown who would've voted for Brett Kavanaugh, and if/when she loses to Mitch McConnell, everyone is going to be rightfully fucking pissed off at her for ruining our chances at taking out one of the most destructive politicians in American history.
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This election is life or death for working people, but to elites it’s just one big joke.
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I’ve never seen this photo but it means so much to me. I wasn’t even born yet and Bernie was fighting for my future, fighting against the stigma of homosexuality at the time and literally risked his career doing so (Burlington city council wanted to oust him for this).
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This tweet alone should radicalize people and turn everyone against capitalism and billionaires.
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The amount of happiness the Steven Crowder/Sam Seder/Ethan Klein debate brought me can't be overstated... this absolutely made my fucking day!
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Establishment Democrats getting ready to endorse Joe Biden after warning us how terrible he’d be just months earlier:
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They've called South Carolina for Biden with 0.0% of precincts reporting.
Expect 3 days of insufferable media coverage as they craft a "comeback" arc for Biden, but remember Super Tuesday is just days away, where we can crush it!
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Nobody gives a fuck dude.
Over the past few months, I’ve spent a lot of time listening to music with my family. I wanted to share some of my favorites from the summer—including songs from some of the artists at this week’s @DemConvention. Hope you enjoy it.
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In Ethan Klein's unhinged hit piece on @hasanthehun he said he was willing to learn and accept criticism but disabled comments. Can't make this shit up.😂
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There's not a chance in hell that Deval Patrick outperformed Andrew Yang in Iowa. Not a fucking chance.
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TYT’s entire ideology is based on whether or not conservatives or leftists are nice to them. They have no core beliefs.
My MAGA family also put on a “nice” facade, but if you scratch just beneath the surface you’ll see them for the hateful, conspiratorial dipshits that they are.
Kindness from a guy named Jeff completely changed Ana Kasparian's view of Trump supporters:
"Trying to get this bicycle up the stairs, this guy stops me, his name is Jeff, 'Let me help you out with that'.
Jeff and I became very close, he was my favorite person in the entire building.
We're in a HOA meeting: One of the people living in the building, said something about Trump that was negative.
Jeff whispers in my ear 'If she's going to start trashing Trump, I'm out of here'
I got to know Jeff before I got to know what his politics were:
Incredibly kind guy, helps everyone in this building, with anything they might need.
That woke me up to : Not all Trump supporters are dangerous evil individuals.
I'm embarrassed admitting that."
Democrats: 'Jeff sounds like he has a LOT of Toxic Masculinity and White Privilege.'
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Hey folks, wish my friend @mehdirhasan luck. He's currently auditioning for a job over at @MSNBC! They notice him and I think they like him! Rooting for you, bud! 😀🤞
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So... rather than gun reform, we’re going to send dogs on suicide missions? We are the stupidest fucking country, I swear to god.
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Days of protests and absolutely NO movement towards actual REFORM... at all. Nothing.
We need a general strike to shut the entire fucking economy down until they change this fucking murderous system. The only language these fuckers understand is capital.
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It's time the DNC stops treating @CNN like a legitimate news organization. They've blacklisted Fox News from hosting debates, and it's now time for them to give CNN the same treatment. Stop legitimizing an entertainment channel. They're not news. #CNNisTrash
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Fuck liberals. They're not our allies, they're our enemies.
You'll never win them over no matter how much you play by their rules, no matter how much you obey them when they tone police you.
Recognize this and politics will make a lot more sense if you're a leftie.
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CNN just CONFIRMED Warren's campaign leaked this. She's not to be trusted. If she didn't think what Bernie allegedly said was a big deal and they just "disagree" why was it important enough to leak? She wanted to prime ppl to think he's sexist. Gross and low. #WarrenIsASnake 🐍
CNN's @erinburnett just stated what was obvious: @ewarren's campaign leaked to @cnn reporter @mj_lee their version of @BernieSanders @ewarren private convo and the reporter & CNN then presented something unverifiable as fact. Credit to Burnett for being honest unlike her network
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