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So you saw a family photo with a comment wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and you thought "You know what this needs? An insult."?
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I'm not religious. I don't follow General Conference, but i follow a lot of people in here that do.
Even though it swamps the timeline I really enjoy seeing how much it brings y'all together and helps re-establish faith
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Blatant double dribble, right in front of the ref too. They always let the superstars get away with this. This is exactly why I can't watch Jr. Jazz anymore.
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Mike Leach left his OC position at Oklahoma in 1999 before their bowl game to take the Texas Tech HC job.
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How could you see a jersey like this and think "Yeah... I'll vote for something other than Mammoth"?
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If you're an American and you value your political party over your country, then you're not an American.
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She started this whole thread with #ThisIs2023 and she's posting an article from 2020... There's 0 chance she read the article, she didn't even get to the by-line and date.
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The haters said Dampier couldn't throw and they were correct. Honestly, great call by the haters.
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I said Id go streaking down my street if Utah landed Dorian Singer.
My neighbor doesn't believe in salt.
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We need fans in Rice Eccles next season. We NEED a full crowd there to honor Ty Jordan and give him the cheers he didn't get to experience. We need to be loud enough so that he can hear us.
He deserves nothing less.
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Since Washington acquired Alex Smith:
Record with Smith as their starter: 8-5
Record when anyone other than Smith starts: 6-22
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How world Ute fans feel with replacing the typical "moment of silence" for Ty Jordan at this year's home opener, with a "moment of cheer"?
Play his highlights on the screen and let everybody cheer. Let RES erupt for him the way it should have during those runs.
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Caleb Williams when Baltimore announced Huntley would start and he realized he had to play against a Utah QB again...
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BREAKING: Due to scheduling conflicts the start of the Oregon game has been pushed forward 30 minutes and will now kick off at 5:00 PM on ABC.
KICKOFF WILL BE 5:00 PM ON ABC.
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Julian Blackmon with a tackle at the 1 yard line, preventing Caleb Williams first TD pass.
He just can't stop losing to Utes.
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I don't even care what the final score is, Utah's defense made two stops on 4th down and BYU got bailed out
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Bryson Barnes won a critical road game last year that helped deliver Utah a Pac12 title. He gave us an amazing Rose Bowl moment. He beat a blue blood Florida, a ranked UCLA team, and outdueled a Heisman.
Whatever his future is, he's a damned warrior and I thank him.
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Here's a list of all the reasons that I'm convinced that Utah wins easily this Saturday:
1) Utah is a lot better at football
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I've placed a prediction for BYU to land one of the top point guards in the transfer portal.
Read (On3+): on3.com/news/transfer-portalā¦
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Going to a BYU game does not... and I simply can't express this enough... DOES NOT MAKE YOU RACIST OR HOMOPHOBIC.
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Anyone looking for a pair of tickets to the Utah football game this week?
Wife can no longer attend.
$200 for the pair if you're a Ute fan.
$2,420.69 if you're a BYU fan.
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Jason Shelley had 443 total yards and threw 4 TDs today.
Love too see him balling like this.
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Utah going to the Vegas Bowl
Utah State going to the Potato Bowl
Now we wait for BYU's destination
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Utah just went blow for blow with THE Ohio State. They did it with a RB playing CB and got a game tying drive from a walk on playing his first ever snaps. An amazing atmosphere.
Fuck this was awesome
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The good news for BYU fans of that they've spent two straight years telling us all that losing your starting QB is not a valid excuse and their expectations should remain the exact same.
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I'll be rooting for Oregon today. Not because I hate BYU, but because Utah needs Oregon to be ranked when they play and we also need to #backthepac. I'm also rooting for Oregon because I hate BYU.
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The Rose Bowl is supposed to be a game between two conference champions. Instead Utah is stuck playing some chump team who didn't even make their championship game.
I love the Rose Bowl but I hate that tradition robs Ohio State of a better Bowl Game opponent. Ohio State vs ā¦ Oregon! Oklahoma! Notre Dame! Clemson! ā¦ but weāre stuck with Utah. Utahās good. Could be a good game. But the opponent & matchup is still underwhelming š¤·š»āāļø #Buckeyes
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Lol @ BYU and USU.
Learn from Utah. If you suck at basketball, no one steals your coach.
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Utah just casually taking a true freshman on the road and dump trucking Utah State.
I never want to hear another Aggie fan ever claim Utah's ever "scared" of them.
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Fuck it. Put BYU in a NY6 bowl too.
Make it a banner fucking year for college football in this state
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Utah pulled starters after the 3rd.
Utah attempted 0 passes in the 4th quarter.
Utah ran the ball straight up the middle on 4th down with a 7th string RB.
Any arguments that Utah didn't need to do that, or "ran up the score" are extremely casual arguments.
If you want to argue that Utah going there up by a million to get another late TD is a bad look, I would listen.
Not great.
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Jazz fans begging Ainge and Smith to show just a small fraction of the effort/money toward building the Utah Jazz as they are into building BYU basketball.
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Saying something that requires additional security for a student should be grounds for IMMEDIATE removal from her position.
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Breaking news: Utah is going to win on Saturday, then they are going to win the Pac12, then they will win the Rose Bowl.
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"Utah is a program on the decline, anyways have fun in the Rose Bowl" is not an argument I was prepared to see this morning.
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Could you imagine if Bronco Mendenhall went to Virginia, won the ACC, knocked out Clemson and did his part in putting Utah into the playoff?!
What a world, what a world!
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What color was the pig who came up from behind me and body slammed him?
Strange how you think the first officer was the problem.
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Utah, the 11th ranked team in the country, playing in their 4th straight conference championship game.
Kevin asks "Can Whittingham's model even work anymore?"
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Utah took a basketball player from Baylor and got him as many TDs as BYU's TEs had combined... and got him drafted.
Last season just proved its better to be a TE for Utah in their worst season than it is to be a TE at BYU during their best.
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You know what's really cool?
Utah fumbled on the 2 yard line and missed a FG and they still won.
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Can we all just take a moment to appreciate this upcoming weekend of college football in the state?
Utah locked in a top 20 battle.
BYU taking on a blue blood in Vegas.
Utah State has a football program.
Big times.
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Pac12 fans: The Big XII sucks.
Big XII fans: We don't suck!
Big XII: Gets immediately run through by a team who won 2 conference games last year and NEVER won the Pac12.
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The duality of being a BYU fan.
Bragging about having billionaires who have given BYU a "blank check" for recruits and claiming they'll never be outbid for a recruit.
All while pretending money isn't the reason athletes have come to BYU and they're never the highest bidder.
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It took a kick return TD, two fumbles bouncing right back to Retzlaff, multiple dropped INTs, and two questionable penalties to kill/extend drives... all for BYUs "year of destiny" team to beat Utah's worst team in over a decade by one point.
BYU won't win again this decade.
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No. We have to give guns to the kids. The only way to stop a bad 6 year old with a gun is a good 6 year old with a gun.
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Travis Wilson to Kaelin Clay
Troy Williams to Tim Patrick
Cam Rising to the end zone
So many amazing finishes to these U$C games over the years.
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The Jazz will never be competitive under Smith/Ainge.
Imagine trying to negotiate a contract with a key starter or 6th man, trying to convince them to sign for 5-6 million... and they throw the contract right back at them and say "You gave a HS kid $7 million to play for BYU"
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Under rated play from yesterday:
Baylor threw a WR screen, they had two blockers to take care of two defenders. It was set up perfectly for a big gain...
Until Nate Ritchie threw his body into both defenders with reckless abandon and made the tackle for no gain.
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All in on building a college basketball program but needs taxes raised in SLC to build his fuckin sporting empire.
Eat the rich
To understand this recruitment, you have to understand what's going on at BYU. Utah Jazz owner Ryan Smith and executive Danny Ainge are all-in on rebuilding BYU basketball.
āTheyāve given Kevin Young an open checkbook."
More: on3.com/news/inside-aj-dybanā¦
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BYU offering $1.9 million to a CB just because you want to stick it to Utah is hilarious for a team who's content on running it back with Retzlaff.
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Lohner just absolutely dwarfing a P5 starting left tackle.
Imagine being a safety or LB lining up against this behemoth of a man on the goalline and trying to defend a fade.
Should have warn their brown pants.
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The 2022 University of Utah football team will make it to the College Football Playoff.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Ryan Smith, watching the roster he pumped millions into, as they lose by 19 points to Providence.
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I want as many BYU have as possible to see this.
If you want to go to the game this Saturday, but don't have tickets. Reach out to me, and I'll buy you some.
The amazing @ashpoulsen is going to be honored with a special thing this Saturday at the Y football game. If you are there keep an eye out! Love that girl. @kalanifsitake
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