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But hey… at least those trans kids can’t play volleyball anymore 👍
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Fire Gregg Fire everyone who hired him Fire the people who priced the tickets Fire the people who laid the turf Fire the person who decided on that camera angle Fire Lalas Fire whoever made these lame uniforms Cut the players
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Dr Dre - 56 Mary J Blige - 51 Snoop Dogg - 50 Eminem - 49 50 cent - 46 Kendrick Lamar - 34 That’s a GenX halftime show. Sorry boomers and millennials, you aren’t taking this from us too 😂 all right
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Alexi Lalas just said his player to watch in the Turkey Portugal match is Cristiano Ronaldo👍
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Sad to see so many empty seats for #CopaAmèrica2024. Good reminder that soccer is the people's game. Tickets should be affordable for real people.
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Replying to @BarstoolBigCat
I remember sitting with my son in the hospital when he was only hours old. I grabbed his little hand, and as I looked at his fingernails, I wondered "huh, who is gonna trim those tiny ass nails..." That's the minute it all hit me, and all I could say was "ohh shhhit.."
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Replying to @davenewworld_2
this dude shot up his own car lol
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Literally every guy in the world trusts Pfizer to make Viagra but a vaccine? Not so fast government puppets.
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Replying to @CNBC
Possibly the dumbest thing I will see on the internet today
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If we had just taken this seriously in March things would've been drastically better by June and we likely wouldn't be having these conversations about football and fall sports now.
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I wish Charles Barkley would punch Draymond Green in the face.
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Day 200 with no alcohol. Turns out you can drink lemonade and watch your favorite soccer team just as effectively
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Can we just give Jurgen Klopp the entire state of Connecticut as part of his compensation package? Whatever it takes. #USMNT
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Flight attendant: Can I get you something to drink? Dan: Poison?
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Fire everyone. Burn it to the ground #USMNT
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Space Force is the dumbest shit ever.
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I spoke to Rickey Henderson once. It was after he did an interview on the show. After Dan said goodbye to him, I picked up the phone and said "Hey Rickey. This is Seton. Seton just wanted to say thank you and tell you Seton is a huge fan." He said "Tell Seton I said thank you."
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Sorry but I’m gonna be that guy… We gotta stop saying World Championship for sports/ leagues only played in the US. It sounds so stupid.
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I hit 101 days without alcohol today and I can tell you the most drastic change in my life is not having the overwhelming urge to argue with people on social media
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When people like Riley Gaines used to post about sports I could at least see their point. It can be a pretty tricky issue. But posts like this have nothing to do with sports. For them it really is just about hating trans people. Sports is just their way into the conversation.
No man acts, thinks, or speaks like this.
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Mike Vrabel’s house is like a scene out of Breaking Bad
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Four years ago today @brooklynfritzy and @chrissyteigen made magic together.
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I couldn't imagine having like 90% of my personality based on who I voted for.
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This really shouldn't be so fucking difficult. MLS teams: take the bus ride to the smaller city. Play the lower level team. Help them stay solvent. Grow the game. It's not that much to ask. #SaveTheCup
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“It’s certainly counter to the idea of American liberty and freedom,” said Daren Bakst, from the Heritage Foundation, a conservative thinktank. “It’s an overreach by the agency. The public will be extremely concerned.”
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I don’t think this can get enough attention today. LeBron James’ I Promise school...
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see ya later dick face ✌️
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The NFL is absolute bullshit
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I love this idea that NBA players have to fix US economic policies with China and solve the history of human rights violations overseas before they can address systematic racism in the US criminal justice system.
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If I get to 10,000 retweets, I will tweet his phone number. Go.
Here's the plan. If Royals don't score here, I'm going to bed. I'm sorry. Call me if something happens.
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...and suddenly everything was right in the world
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Replying to @tool1934 @CNBC
$1.5 mill house, a 5 series BMW and 3 vacations a year. SO average.
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Summer in the front, winter in the back
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Scott Van Pelt is executing this flawlessly right now.
Anchors and reporters are employed to deliver the news, not their own emotions. People tonight doing it very right and very, very wrong.
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Boomers taking all the money. Millennials taking all the credit. #GenXLife
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This is a 4th tier US soccer team drawing 8,616 people. Incredible.
Another one in the books 📚 With last nights attendance of 8,616, YOUR Annapolis Blues officially hold the top EIGHT attendance records across the entire NPSL 🫡 The fun isn’t over yet! Watch your Blues play this Wednesday, July 10, at 7pm against FC Frederick in the Mid-Atlantic conference semifinals! 👊 “The Numbers That Count!” Brought to you by Saunders Wealth management #UpTheBlues | 🔵⚪️
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The fact that you had to outspend Democrats 3-1 in a state like Mississippi should make you nervous not proud, dummies.
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We lost a great one today. One of the few punks to make it and still fly the flag. RIP.
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I didn’t want Gregg to be the coach before the World Cup. After the World Cup. Before Colombia. After Colombia. Before Brazil. And after Brazil.
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Replying to @StephenKing
Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Sunday is the 3rd day.
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Love Booger calling out the officials like this.
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New Castle > South Bend > Chicago today
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It is odd how many seemingly intelligent people are stupid enough to believe schools are setting up litter boxes for children to use.
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My favorite part of election day is people reminding us that "no matter what happens today we are all Americans and stronger together" despite 4 years of saying the most wretched things to each other
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I'm not really a fan of either, but I think MGK loses the beef with Eminem just based on the fact he is touring with Fallout Boy right now.
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Donald Baseball
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“If student loans were called mortgages there isn’t a bank in the world that is giving an unemployed 18 year old that loan.”
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Why expand MLS when we could just have pro/rel?
Landon Donovan's San Diego Loyal will go to the MLS in 2024, coming from the USL. Been told MLS commissioner has approved it. It's time! ⌛️🇺🇸✅️
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Mail-in votes are legal votes.
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Replying to @brentmusburger
Stick to being a creepy old man commenting on coeds.
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That the richest man in the world bought this platform and is now sharing AI generated videos of candidates is completely outrageous. He should be charged with election interference and forced to sell this dumpster fire.
This is amazing 😂
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Feeling the love here in LA
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Congraduf*ckinglations Broncos. Wheel Of Punishment on Monday. Adios hair? #ClappidyClapClap
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Seriously though is this much coverage of JJ Watt necessary?
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Anchors and reporters are employed to deliver the news, not their own emotions. People tonight doing it very right and very, very wrong.
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Patriots fans complaining about Brady getting all the calls tonight is peak Boston fandom
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While we are all freaking out about coronavirus, I recommend stocking up on Trader Joe’s onion dip. That shit is money.
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One thing sports talkers need to learn: no one and I mean absolutely no one wants to get in their car in the AM and listen to two or more people arguing/screaming at each other.
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It’s an honor to be nominated.
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Replying to @Sporf
exactly how you handle that situation. well done, lad.
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Replying to @Acyn
delivered with a perfect amount of snark lol
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I think @RamosTab is exactly right. Hire an international coach to come in for 18 months who knows the World Cup. We can tackle the long term issues after that. The next 18 months are critical. #USMNT
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60% of my twitter feed is people I don't even follow. The rest is tweets from people somehow surprised Elon Musk turned out to be a weenie. This platform BLOWS
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A rain storm immediately after you’ve cut your grass is a small but significant victory
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“I just don’t know where it stops. There’s a lot of bad things out there that people shouldn’t be eating,” said Julie Gunlock, a senior fellow at the Independent Women’s Forum, a conservative personal liberty thinktank.
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Oh... that? That’s just one of our old nooses.
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This fella gets his head shaved tomorrow on @dpshow
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People need to remember Simone Biles isn't just carrying the pressure of performing well. She chose to not retire so she could continue to shine a spotlight on the USGA and a sexual abuse scandal that otherwise would’ve been completely ignored during these games.
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The NFL is not a serious league
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I wonder what Tom in Ohio is doing right now?
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My man on the right figuring out something isn't right... 😂😂😂 #Oscars2017 #WarrenBeatty
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Fire Gregg Berhalter before he gets out of that stadium
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Apparently I missed something while I was having dinner @PaulPabst @andrewperloff
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For the life of me I will never understand why working people are so against other working people trying to make more money. That people would rather side with the system than with people fighting to get what they believe they are worth is mind-boggling.
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Cried at the end of A Star Is Born. Thought I was gonna make it. Didn’t.
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2020 COVID bowl winners
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Twitter is a good indication lots of middle aged white men weren’t aware of The Weeknd before tonight 😂🤣

ALT clint eastwood kids GIF

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Last leg of the trip
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“These trans fats do still exist, they are incredibly unhealthy. But this is moving from telling us and educating us to making the decision for us,” Gunlock said. “With freedom comes the freedom to make bad decisions.”
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A very happy birthday to @chrissyteigen and our most sincere apologies to @johnlegend, from your friends at the @dpshow.
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If only there was a candidate that ran on a platform of keeping billionaires accountable for paying their taxes
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RT if you are currently singing 'yippie ky oh' or 'suck it back row' in your head #WhoseStatsDoYouWant
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Sorry. Adults don't bring baseball gloves to games. Catch it with your bare hand like a man. Preferably while holding a beer.
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Timing of this news couldn’t be better. Proud of our crew.
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Gordon Hayward
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Don’t forget 71 million people voted for him. This isn’t the end but the beginning.
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If you ever wondered what it’s like playing a round of golf with me
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my son channeling his inner @PFTCommenter
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All of the sudden the “keep government out of healthcare” crowd wants Congress to solve a mental health issue. Go figure.
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