“Easily pushing top 6 quality”🤣
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Looking for a reputable PT, ideally able to work with wispy frames
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When you win a raffle to play for your county but let it get to your head
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A chapter comes to an end. After 7 years at @saltashunited it’s time for a new adventure. Been an absolute pleasure every year playing with some incredible lads. Wish the club all the best for the future❤️
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My dad working from home in a suit seems a tad unnecessary
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When you go on Cornwall podcast predicting a comfortable 3-0 win only to lose 2–1
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The Callington group chat looks a fun place to be rn🤣
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🔥🔥 8 games, 8 wins and 1 penalty miss with a great bunch of lads & Carts. Time to retire on a high 🏆
🏆 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 🏆 @swpleague 23/24 Winners A fantastic league campaign is sealed with the title. A huge thank you to all our supporters, volunteers and sponsors - we couldn’t have done it without you #COSTA | #Lillywhites | #Champions
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Local football drama 🤣
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A million exams later, all Chartered Accountancy exams passed 🤩
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You’d have thought people had grown out of laying out their presents on their bed and snapping it 😂
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Can’t wait to get started 💛💙
Time for the step up... Parkway are delighted to announce that talented midfielder Henry Wilson has signed for the club following his departure from Saltash United. His next footballing chapter starts at Bolitho 🙌 Welcome to Parkway, @HenryWilson98 #ppfc @swsportsnews
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Marjons management to their original squad
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Blazey boys trying to explain the girls walking out the party
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Outrageous how I’ve not won this award
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🎯
Today's SWP Team of the Day are @Falmouth_Town One of the true giants of Cornish Football, they have an Honours List as long as anyone's. What are your Memories of Watching, Visiting or Playing Falmouth Town? @swsportsnews
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That’s me done for the season🔥
2-0!!!! Long range drive by Henry Wilson finds the bottom left corner of the net @PLsportsnews @swsportsnews @NonLeagueCrowd @SportsPlymouth #OneSaltash
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One of the best around. Such a pleasure to play with and for this man. Deserved a lot more with all the work he’s put in behind the scenes and the season he’s given all the lads. Legend @dannylew1985 ❤️
𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧... #Ashes First Team Manager Danny Lewis departs 👇👇👇 saltashunited.co.uk/.../club…..
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Nobhead if you do a review of your year on your insta story
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Fantastic club! All the best for the rest of the season 💛💙
Plymouth Parkway can confirm that midfielder Henry Wilson has departed the football club by mutual consent. Despite only arriving in the summer, Henry proved a popular figure at the club, and we wish him every success for the future... #ppfc @swsportsnews
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Got to watch those snipers in Saltash 😭
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I’m not the boy from Emmerdale
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Visual representation of A levels
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Thanks guys! Great club and fantastic supporters. All the best next season 🤝🏽
Farewell Gents…. #Ashes players @HenryWilson98 and @charlieelk23 have departed the club for pastures new. Both great servants to our club and we pass on our well wishes to them best for the future 🤝
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Fever
When you’re in a club and someone keeps knocking into you
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Always said stat-padding was a doddle. 12 games in and I’m leading the league 👑😮‍💨
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Southgate needs arresting if Grealish doesn’t go
Jack Grealish and Jadon Sancho 'could BOTH miss out on England's Euros squad'...with Southgate left impressed by Jesse Lingard's performances [Daily Mail] 📰
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If ever you want to feel comparatively intelligent, get along to this. You’ll feel like Einstein surrounded by these idiots
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“I’m not racist, I just think that...” is the equivalent to “no offence, but...”
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“New nails💅🏼” alright just show you have an LV purse or an Audi and move on
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@CallumOBrien3 is the best defender in the world
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Me during my medical to get drafted for WW3
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Found my level 🙌🏽
And the final score here at Pennygillam is @LiskeardAthlet1 0 @AFCSTAUSTELL 1. @AFCSTAUSTELL will face @Falmouth_Town in the final.
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Sub Alex Cairo for Henry Wilson . 2-2 #coya
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F-troop must be bricking it with me scoring a brace
16th min @AFCSTAUSTELL find an equaliser after @Ivytownfc try to play out from the back from a goalkick, @HenryWilson98 wins the ball and slides it past the keeper @Ivytownfc 1-1 @AFCSTAUSTELL
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Self isolated, living at home and you’re wishing your mum happy Mother’s Day on social media? Go downstairs
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“Semi-pro rugby player” come on now, I play for Saltash and am considered semi-pro😭 what’s ur real job?
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First game back since December, one shot on target, ‘red card’ and a stretched hammy😍
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Gemma trying not to say who her dad is #loveisland
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Getting on the school bus as a year 11 and seeing year 7s sat on the back row
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Saltash hammer that team, respectfully. All views are my own xoxo
📢 Announcing your Kernow FA squad to take on @CascadiaSoccer at @NorthwoodFC this Saturday (3.00 pm KO) #cornishfootball #GwariRagGwaynya
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Majority of people I've seen post they want to leave the EU are stupid and their only argument is 'immigrants' 🙄
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A fine first result of the season for @saltashunited - but credit to @StBlazeyAFC as well. A great advert for the @swpleague. Full match report and photos here: thegrassrootstourist.com/202… @NonLeagueCrowd @nonleagueflags @kjmarriott57 @Bunneydane1981
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Great result from the boys! Buzzing to have my first shot on target for the season 🎯
Full time @saltashunited 4 @BittonAFC 3. Full blood and thunder!
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Dads around the country
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Why don't you just speak to your dad rather than posting it on social media which he probably doesn't have
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Got bored scoring 25 yard screamers so mixed it up with a diving header today 🎯
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Any local managers offering holidays, you can buy my loyalty
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The government checking their latest policies for an ounce of logic
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Unreal goal tbf. First assist in 2 years for me. Stat padding is a doddle
GOAALL! #Ashes 1-0 @ClevedonTownFC Start as you mean to go on - and what a way to do so from outside the box!
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Glad to have scored 3 today to start the season🏆👊🏽⚽️
Thriller at the Villa ! Charity Bowl final result: Saltash United 6 Tavistock 5 FT.
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Mums when you go 1mph over the limit
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Another season, another goal
Replying to @saltashunited
Wilson with his first of the season, and on his birthday too. Happy birthday @HenryWilson98
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People that have the incredible banter of lifting up windscreen wipers should be worshipped 🙄
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Good to get my first game of the season without a yellow 🟨
Full Time and we hold on to win 1-0. Still 2nd in the table!!!
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If people spent as much time revising as they do complaining about it they'd probs do a little better🙄
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Replying to @knighterhere2
Can I do one of those retained videos? Have a few things to say
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You’re welcome x
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Don’t know why I assumed that camels couldn’t swim
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English people are not intelligent enough to make sensible decisions on what Boris has just announced😭
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Faye has the ugliest personality, where has she got this arrogance from?🤢
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Why are people acting like he’s dead??? He’s hurt his leg
Memphis Depay dedicates his goal for Lyon to his injured Holland teammate Virgil Van Dijk. ❤
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Just wish your mum happy Mother's Day in person rather than posting it all over social media🙄
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🤝🏽
Your #Ashes Man of the Match today is @HenryWilson98 sponsored by @thomaswestcott 🙌
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You've got to have some real serious banter about you to prank call someone
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Replying to @shannonbenwell1
how many you got?
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Absolute shambles having a manager drag you just so he can take a penalty
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Replying to @saltashunited
Does for some
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These 4 really don’t get a break🤣😭
Sea shanty tiktok is WILD
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Wondering how many more times Morley want us to beat them before they stop blaming the ref🙄 bore off
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@JMeiklejohn97⁩ said he’d sing a song of us didn’t he @Tyson_Fury
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So pleased with A A B B in my AS☺️
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Little old Bickleigh making it to Wembley again. What a primary school 👏🏽
🏆Congratulations to Bickleigh Down Primary School, representing @Argyle, who have won the League One @UtilitaFootball Kids Cup with a 1-0 win over Baschurch Primary School (@shrewsburytown) at Wembley. 👏 #EFL
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TAA best RB in England?🤣🤣
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Car insurance has gone down by £800 for my second year😳😳😳
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Been in New York 5 minutes, step out the hotel and meet Michael Van Gerwen 🎯
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I warned them but unfortunately luck wasn’t on our side today. What a group St Austell are 🤍🖤
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Replying to @PA02_
@PA97_ you need to get a new hobby beside reading that thesaurus of yours
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Bevvy is not a word
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Goal of a lifetime? I do that for a laugh
Mateo Kovacic with the goal of a LIFETIME 🤯
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However, Maura, I’m watching this with my mother, please dial it down a notch
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Replying to @amelianosworthy
@ZachWheeler9 come on
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Non-stop promotion with the number of goals and MOMs I’ll be getting 😮‍💨
🚨𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝟐𝟐/𝟐𝟑🚨 Welcome to the #Ashes family @thomaswestcott! Our awesome new partners will be sponsoring #Ashes Midfielder @HenryWilson98 for the coming season. Thank you guys 🙏
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Strange type of person to get hammered on Christmas Eve
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Can never understand why people get pointless and common tattoos, like what do you need a compass on your arm for🙄
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Everyone go give my mate @jasonvincent16 a follow. Recently started tweeting with some great new content
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Solid performance 🤕🚑
11’ gone here at Kimberley SUBSTITUTION for the #Ashes OFF Henry Wilson ON Dave Trott 0-0
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Standard comments on girl's Instagram 🐸
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