Bling, bling. Bitches is mad.

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Good thing your lil dumb ass can’t vote.
“I’d be good for us to have a Black woman as president for the first time in history. But my vote’s kinda still on Trump.” BRUTAL nitter.app/kcemenike/status/18393…
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It’s very apparent that Kobe and GiGi had a very close relationship. While this is a devastating tragedy, I can somehow find a bit of solace knowing that she was in the protection of her dad, who seemed to be her favorite person, and they were able to transition together.
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Baby girl was riding for her sister. “GET OFFA HA!” 🤣
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“Thank you for coming Beyonce. She was your biggest fan.”
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Y’all, look. The kids had a preschool formal last night 🥺❤️
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At this point Im about to make a thread of these children and their before and after school pictures because LMFAO 😭
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She said she purchased a gate to keep her baby out of the kitchen. The baby:
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This lady on facebook said her coworker had to have a conference with her sons teacher because of a note he wrote. Y’all. Please read the note. 😭😭😭
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Beyonce left Jay and he really followed her ass around the world trying to get her back. Imagine going to Paris to get away from this nigga and he just pops up. I know she was pissed lmfao.
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Me pretending to be a lamp in Beyoncé’s house.
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I cannot stop laughing. He did not have to eat the whole family up like that. 😭
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Y’all, OMG 🥹
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Look y’all. Lauri is going to kindergarten 🥰
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Y’all wanna know who’s had one hell of a career? Jamie Foxx.
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Satan is going to be very happy to have them because hell is exactly where they’re going.
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A woman and her 3 sons in Spring, Texas died in an accident after being hit by a drunk driver. The same drunk driver had just been pulled over by the police MINUTES BEFORE and they let him go. Just for him to drive off and kill 4 people.
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I will mop the ocean before I get on social media and pray for my husband to stop cheating on me.
Rumor has it JR Smith bagged Candice Parker from The Flash LMFAO, JR like that!?!?! 😂😭😂😭
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What the fuck did I just read?????
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Aww, I would’ve given it to her. 🫣
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33 children. This is so irresponsible and nasty.
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I know Bianca be happy when the kids come around so she can be fully clothed.
Ye, Bianca, and North heading to dinner in Beverley Hills on Saturday
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This photo looks like a promo for a show about a wealthy crime family premiering on Fox.
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I am FLABBERGASTED.
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The people to the left in the back were elated. Who are they?
BEYONCE!
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Every time I see this post I cry.
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This is the 11 year old student who stole my friends car btw.
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This boy went to jail for kidnapping, abusing, and s*xually assaulting his baby mama with a metal pole. Went to jail with a bond of $100K, and got bonded out by his mama. Two days later, he killed his mama, his daddy, and his baby mama.
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YALL 😭😭😭
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He is about to ask her some of the stupidest questions, Jesus Christ.
Megan Thee Stallion will be a special guest on Shannon Sharpe’s Club Shay Shay. Out Monday, July 1st.
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There was probably about 50 people in the audience who got this reference.
“i just gotta thank God for blessing me, my parents who i love, i love you Houston!” OH ICONIC BEYONCÉ😭🥹
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Nobody gives a fuck that y’all didn’t use TikTok I’ll slap the shit out of anybody right now.
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Chloe this is awful
Arch It merch available now 🍑 shop.chloebailey.net/product…
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Daddy wouldn’t pick her up, mama didn’t wave back. Everybody had Rumi messed up lmao.
Jay Z told Rumi she can walk.
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I know Topher teachers can’t stand to see his ass coming. 😭
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Can We Talk is one of the greatest r&b songs of all time.
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Chest.
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M*lested by this man at 5 and years later he’s your baby daddy? Jesus, that poor girl needs serious counseling and he needs to be under the prison. I pray he doesn’t harm their kid.
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Sex appeal of a hot chip.
GLORILLA… THIS IS LITERALLY WILD
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I get so confused when boy moms say shit like “I wouldn’t know what to do with a girl.” Bitch, you are a girl. How would you not know what to do with one????
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LOVE this for Telfar. ❤️❤️❤️
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Another irrelevant bitch from Texas jealous of Megan because their career went absolutely nowhere. Now her dirty ass is back in Dallas doing promo for Hair Depot.
Cuban Doll picked her side #BigFoot
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When I was in middle school this white boy told me black people didn’t have to pay taxes. I went home and asked my daddy was that true and he was like “don’t ever believe anything that comes out of a cracka mouth!!” 😭
White ppl been telling their kids Black ppl get free school , free food , & just a free pass at life , to help them cope with failure since integration began . It’s an American folk tale at this point
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Replying to @ayemisterparker
Yes. She hurt my feelings.
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Blue Ivy giving us a PSA with one of the twins crying in the background is the best thing I’ve seen all day.
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Jurnee Smollett ex-husband needs his ass beat. Y’all have been divorced since 2019, she pays you $7K a month. Why the fuck do you need half of her earnings? Get a job, bitch ass nigga!
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I don’t find posts like these sweet at all. If anything, it makes me feel bad for the woman.
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Beyoncé, Megan, and Whitney Houston are in my close friends on IG. I never gave a fuck about being delusional.
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Omfg why is she telling everybody!!
GOOD MORNING FROM BEYONCÉ’S COWBOY CARTER PROMO IN TIMES SQUARE NYC!!!!
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She left the CMA’s and was plotting in the car.
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😭 She said yes my husband is stealing from me, but at least I have one!!!!
Nicki seen Cardi B was right about having tea on Kenneth spending her AMEX card and she is PISSED 😭😭😭
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IKYFL
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Leaving the stadium is so funny. Everybody be walking like Annalise Keating.
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They’re on TikTok shocked because Beyonce has her belly button pierced? 😭
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The way everybody was screaming and panicking 😭
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She wants to say Bey and Jay’s name so bad. Stop mentioning everything and everybody affiliated with them and just say it.
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"I figured you would say that."
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I made my first $100K on Etsy. Make some noise friends. 🥳🥳🥳
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And in the same video he said if she ever moved on he would do everything he could to sabotage that relationship. Typical nigga who dont want you, but don’t want anybody else to have you.
Zonnique what’s not clicking? He’s literally telling you he don’t want to be with you.
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This bitch think she’s from Paris. You are a HOUSTONIAN!!!!
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Let me skip back up to #1 because I really want to know at what point did my girl lose her ponytail at school? 😭😭😭😭
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And for Ms. Jones, give him his hummingbird bucks back, bitch. He is 6 and cannot be qyet all the time. Fuck wrong with you?
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I’ve been laughing at this all morning.
Did y’all see how Rumi walked on stage last night? What a diva. 😭
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Megan said Beyoncé is the reason why she has her own brand of tequila. She said Beyonce told her “The next time I see you, you need to have your own alcohol.”
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Pardi a big stupid lame ass nigga. And you wasn’t arguing with no niggas about her. You let a 4’11 nigga punk you on the internet and you literally never came to her defense again. Shut your lame ass up bitch.
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Normal people: Cécred My mama: Beyoncé shampoo
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“Caresha, you think I meet the weight requirements to crowd surf?” “No.” 😭😭😭
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I’m crying so bad at Beyonce’s happiest most upbeat album having everybody fighting 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Who can do my hair like this for Keyshia vs Ashanti?
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Oh my God
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Genres are a funny little concept, aren’t they?
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My mama: Have y’all tried the Beyonce shampoo? It’s so good! Her friend: Naw I haven’t. Is it just called Beyonce? My mama: Yeah! Me from the other room: Mama, no it is not!!! 😭
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Knowing that Blue saw hate comments from you big sloppy slow disgusting ass overgrown bitches really pissed me off.
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“Your new haircut is bad. Real bad.” Isaiah read Ms. Jones for filth!!!!
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Lashonda Childs made this post a week and a half ago. Today she died after being shot by that same man. She was literally crying out for help this is absolutely heart breaking.
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Girl, shut the fuck up!!!!
Track number one is a bonafide skip. So sorry.
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Baby I promise you can sing 16 Carriages on the ground. 😭
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Fuck Lebron, Fuck Chris Brown, and fuck Diddy. These are all girl dads by the way.
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My mama said Mea Culpa was good so I know it was horrible.
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This is why I believe those Italian rumors because this bitch is always in public with no shoes on.
Beyoncé vibing to dancing queen for a sec there!!🥹🫶🏻
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Congratu-fucking-lations!!!
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She stole Amerie’s sound from 1 Thing and used it for Crazy In Love…..even though CIL came out in 2003 and 1 Thing came out in 2005.
What is BEYONCÉ HATERS math?
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I thought they were gonna say she took her clients money and ran off with it without fixing their credit. She was fixing her clients credit by scamming the credit companies with fake police reports. Idk…that’s the Lord’s work if you ask me.
I knew it would only be a matter of time before Credit Repair Scams started catching up to people. Ya’ll please don’t fall for these “repair” companies out here smh
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People always think I’m texting a nigga whole time my best friends are in the group chat acting a damn fool.
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He also said he slangs dick all over America (he’s a truck driver) so it’s possible that some of these women had no clue he had all of these kids. But for the ones who did and still procreated with this man??? You’re just as nasty and irresponsible.
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I keep having to remind myself that everybody didn’t know Halle before The Little Mermaid. That lil clip going around of her cursing is nothing. That lil sweet voice had y’all fooled because meek and timid is something she has never been lol.
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This voiceover 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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10/10. Extremely underrated.
What are your personal thoughts about this album?
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Darius be killing this. He needs to be right behind Beyoncé.
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Y’all gotta stop being upset that people don’t have any compassion for Wendy. If this was somebody else she’d be perched in that chair telling the audience “Clap if you think she needs to go to rehab.”
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Replying to @smashman
I’ve always been a very generous person. $5 or $10 won’t hurt my pockets.
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