Political junkie with an unhealthy obsession with Chuy’s jalapeño ranch.
Austin, TX
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2015: You’re being hysterical, Roe is settled law.
2018: You’re being hysterical, SCOTUS isn’t overturning abortion.
2021: You’re being hysterical, nobody’s gonna ban abortion in cases of rape or incest.
2023: You’re being hysterical, womens right to contraception is safe…
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I’ve never seen so much small dick energy and missing teeth concentrated into one place. #ProudBoys #MillionMoronMarch
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Since the The Christmas tree arrived at the White House today- What better time to kick off the festive season with my favorite Melania Trump fuck Christmas video...🎄
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🧵Sadly, ‘Jews for Hitler’ actually existed, it was called ‘Verband nationaldeutscher Juden’. They thought Hitler was just using antisemitism as a showmanship tool simply to fire up the uneducated populace with his speeches, that he didn’t really mean it. (sound familiar)…
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Me liking every convicted felon Donald Trump and lock him up tweet I see.. nitter.app/allreactionvids/status…
#Verdict #TrumpTrial
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Lolz. Rachel Maddow did her undergrad in public policy at Stanford University, was a Rhodes scholar, then completed a doctorate in political science from Oxford, while Sean Hannity barely graduated High School.
Hannity calls Maddow a make believe journalist and a conspiracy theorist before asking if she has any self-awareness
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Remember how on Monday Rachel Maddow mentioned that Eric Trump was scheduled to hold an event with ardent antisemitic Hitler stans, then Eric Trump ran crying to Twitter to threaten to sue her.
Welp. Eric Trump has now canceled his appearance at the Nazi love fest. womp…womp..
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So while Sarah Huckabee Sanders was telling reporters the Karen McDougal story was ‘fake news’ as WH Press Secretary she was in fact colluding with David Pecker to keep McDougal silent.
Umm. David Pecker testifies that he had a joint call with Hope Hicks and Sarah Huckabee Sanders — taxpayer funded WH officials, at the time — about whether Karen McDougal’s contract should be extended. "Both of them said that they thought it was a good idea," Pecker said.
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‘They decided to see the titanic in a minivan sized tin can controlled by a knockoff PlayStation controller, and you’re asking the Orcas if we were involved?!’
#OceanGate
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Nothing to see here, just the Orange tinted Mob Boss of Mar-a-Lago having his parking garage lawyer tell a Supreme Court Justice on national TV that ‘he owes him’. 🥴
Habba: I think it should be a slam dunk in the supreme court. I have faith in them. You know, people like Kavanaugh, who the president fought for, who the president went through hell to get into place. He'll step up.
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Omg...I’m still cackling😂🤣😂
So, Donald Trump doesn’t even get 30 seconds into his delusional press conference and Brian Williams cuts it off and is like- yeah we’re not going to show his unhinged ravings and lies about election stealing.
#TrumpMeltdown #MSNBC2020
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Here’s the thing, ALL Kristi Noem had to do was write ONE post for help rehoming Cricket for not having the temperament for a hunting /working ranch dog and countless rescue groups would’ve offered to train and place her in a home as solely a family pet. #KristiNoemIsAMonster
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So @theliamnissan found Elon’s (Adrian Dittmann) sock puppet account praising his lame jokes telling himself how funny he is- Super cringe embarrassing stuff. Now Apartheid Clyde is big mad, so he’s holding Twitter’s favorite Japanese car hostage. #SissySpaceX #FreeLiamNissan
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This grown ass man is pissed cause they made the Pirates of the Caribbean ride less rapey and may change the theme of Splash Mountain from fucking Song of the South- removing reference to sex slave trade and racism is just absolutely ruining his Walt Disney World experience...
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Mullet man’s cat harboring at the neighbors knowing how it’s gonna spin him into another cat pervert frenzy…
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This is why teaching unvarnished history is so important. If we don’t also learn about the ‘uncomfortable’ parts from tragedies of the past we doom ourselves to history repeating them.
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Ummm… That Thomas Crooks's father had been in the Trump campaign database since 2016 as a strong supporter seems like something that should be currently being talked about all over the national media🤔
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Not gonna lie, this is the most enjoyable Trump speech I’ve ever witnessed. Thank you, Libertarian National Convention.
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Ummm. Classified documents or not- Of all the tacky, classless, gutter trash shit the Trump’s have pulled, dumping Ivana in that shabby paupers grave in the rough on the 9th hole of Bedminster for a fucking tax write off is by far the worst. I hope she’s haunting their asses😒
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The Organization felt if they supported the Nazis an advocated for Judaism renunciation and full assimilation into the German nazism culture, that though jewish, they’d be fine/safe. Tragically, they weren’t. The Gestapo rounded them up just the same…
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Since Rudy Giuliani has been disbarred in New York - here’s the evergreen Four Seasons Total Landscaping video in tribute to where it all started…
Duty To Warn 🔉
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“We’re tired of this shit. We are no longer going high when y’all go low- we’re gonna drag your bitch ass to hell where your unseasoned succubus ass belongs.”🔥🔥🔥👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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For the endless joy and laughter this video brings🎄Merry Christmas ... #WHChristmas
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I’ll give JD Vance this- his eyeliner is totally on point in that photo.. so much better than whatever 90s boy band guy liner he’s got going on now.
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Welp. The MAGA / Proud Boys crowd has descended from back the blue to “Fuck you, motherfucker. I’m an American.” rather quickly. So, I see blue lives matter only when it’s for beating up black folks now. #DCRally
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Oh. Rittenhouse is gonna need to work on filling out his form if he wants to be part of the Meal Team Six elite Gravy Seals unit.
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Not gonna lie, tears were shed when I read Joe Biden‘s letter, but all I’m gonna say is now Kamala Harris had better have the full democrat party support as nominee.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻#VoteBlue2024ProtectDemocracy
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Ummm… Maybe Jesse Watters should start listening to his mother instead of crying on air about her rightfully calling him out for being a creepy disgusting misogynistic weirdo. 🤷🏼♀️
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Babe, grab the popcorn, Patriot Front an Proud Boys are fighting over which ones of them are Feds🤣🍿
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Oh. And don’t forget way back in the day, Trump’s business associates connected to his failed casino, who died in a helicopter crash right before they were supposed to give testimony🤷🏼♀️
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Here is @Rosie standing up, giving 0 fucks if it might affect her ‘career’ and reading Woody Allen’s ass for pedo filth back in 1995! So, I don’t wanna hear any ‘stars’ who were defending that POS using fear for their career as an excuse now.
#AllenVFarrow
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What a hot mess.
Don Jr. full on jack-jawing like nobody’s going to notice he’s high AF in a Motel 6.
Mystery Solvent
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Thank you @JoyAnnReid for playing that clip of Obama even though it brought the tears again- It’s a reminder of what comforting and compassionate leadership in the face of tragedy looks like. The type of leadership our country hopes to see again. #AMJoy #Reiders
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Brian Williams defending ‘very good boy’ Champ while subtly bitch slapping Greg Kelly is some salty shade perfection.💥
#11thHour #11thHourShade
Money Power Politics with Stephanie Ruhle
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The badass bravery from President Zelensky to sunflower seed lady, Ghost of Kyiv, Snake Island 13, to locals preparing Molotov cocktails.
Ukrainians are showing the whole world that they’re NOT afraid to stand up to Putin! So neither should anybody else be! #StandWithUkriane
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I guess going with an accurate headline and story like: ‘Trump faces a pivotal moment as racist birther 2.0 identity questions can’t stop spewing outta his hate-hole’… is considered too much journalism for the Washington Post now😒
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This dead-eyed ghoul.
Stephen Miller misses the warmth that only a hellscape of American carnage can give to his lifeless and dry husk.
It is striking just how tedious & unoriginal the rhetoric was in Biden’s speech. Also, no outreach, no bipartisanship, no surprises, no warmth — a lifeless and dry address.
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The late great Ann Richards as reminder it wasn’t that long ago Texas had sense- She would’ve wiped up Ken Paxton faster that shit off a shoe and women like Kate Cox wouldn’t of had to deal with ghoulish fuckery from the Texas Supreme Court.
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Yeah. This constant display of white on white crime just goes to show what little value they place on upholding any social norms.💅🏻
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‘Yeah… Ummm that is…Unless you’re a women, librarian, doctor, immigrant, teacher, any minority, Trans child or LGBTQ, or don’t 100% believe the lies and bullshit spewed from the GOP’s mouths like a fire hydrant diarrhea… we tots stay out of your business and leave you alone’
Graham: The bottom line is Conservatives are tolerant, we are kind of get out of your business, you leave me alone, I’ll leave you alone
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Bwhahaha🤣😂🤣 “interesting” and there’s also this gem Elon from 2022 calling Trump too old
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Impeached one term loser Trump. Lost the House. Lost the Presidency. Lost the Senate. And today the groveling republican Trump MAGA sycophants are going to burn what’s left of the GOP to the ground.
And Lindsey Graham was right. Y’all deserve every single moment of it.
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Lolz. The day Kamala Harris made Brett Kavanaugh cry was the day I knew I’d fight for her all the way to the Presidency… and fuck that rapey shitstain on SCOTUS
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Omg... The Dave Chappelle news skit with the O.J. Simpson bronco footage used for Trump and Don Jr. escaping the White House...
I may never recover from that 911 call..😂🤣😂💀#SNL
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Pete Buttigieg is just so good at this, no one is better at breaking down republican talking points 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Rep. Stacey Plaskett didn’t come to play🔥
“It should be referred to the ethics committee- witnessing tampering under 18 U.S.C. § 1512 of my colleague Matt Gaetz. And, that it may be a possible referral for criminal prosecution. I want to put that on the record.”
#CohenHearing
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My Sadie La Beaux says she never chews up anything besides dog toys, but if she ever catches Kristi Noem on these streets she’ll make an exception.
And, for everyone to donate to their local no-kill animal shelter or rescue in memory of Cricket. #KristiNoemIsEvil #PuppyKiller
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Ted Cruz 72 hrs. before whipping up the MAGA cult with some 1776 crazy. Then sending a fundraising plea while The Capitol was under siege. Subverting democracy and inciting violent insurrection is just another grift to Ted.
#RESIGNCRUZ #TedCruzKilledaCop
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JFC! Unfuckingbelievable!
This Woman making her two young daughters shake their heads in agreement with her that teenage boys groping girls without consent is “no big deal.”
What kind of parent would ever in a million years teach their daughters that sexual assault is okay?!?!?
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Let them eat cake?!?!? Nah... Those Peasants shouldn’t be allowed to afford cake!- Mitch McConnell
#MitchMcConnellHatesAmericans
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The late great Ann Richards as reminder it wasn’t that long ago Texas had sense- and we can again! #TurnTexasBlue
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For all the Ye apologists crawling out of the woodwork try’n to label Kanye West saying “I’m going death con 3 <DEFCON > on jewish people” as just a “mental health issue”
Fuck all the way off. Bipolar doesn’t make you tweet antisemitic death threats, being an antisemite does.😒
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Okay, I don’t pay attention to the royal family so didn’t know about Kate Middleton being ‘missing’. But Kensington Palace releasing that hot mess photo saying Prince William took it with major international news outlets refusing to publish- I am now fully invested. #WhereIsKate
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I don’t think enough has been said about the fact that SpaceX was extorting their flight attendants to get licensed as masseuses simply to make them more accessible to be pimped out to Elon Musk.
#Elongate
via- Business Insider👇🏻
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No, Junior. They’re not after me cause I didn’t steal top-secret classified documents, wave them around the Mar-a-Lago omelette bar like some ketchup smeared side order of treason for all to see, while admitting they weren’t declassified. On. Fucking. Tape. But, do cry harder.
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Since pro-choice is trending cause folks are pearl clutching cause Reverend Warnock isn’t a pro-lifer I’m gonna drop my favorite George Carlin commentary on the subject...
Costanza Bluth
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Madeline Albright said it best- “There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.”… looking at you, Nikki Haley
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I don’t think enough is being said on Junior, Kimberly Gargoyle, dum dum Eric & Laura Trump lying their asses off screaming on Fox News that ALL the classified documents were kept in a ‘secure’ storage room when they knew full well they were strewn all the fuck over Mar-a-Lago.
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Yeah. When John Edwards was exposed for using campaign funds to finance his pregnant mistress, while his wife was dying of cancer, an Jack Smith prosecuted- democrats said ‘Good, fuck that guy.’ We didn’t keep trying to elect him president cause we’re not trash goblins, Marge.
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Welp. If the National Archives find that there’re still more top secret nuclear weapons documents missing, there’s a section of golf course in Bedminster the FBI should be checking next.
#TrumpIsGoingToJail
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is absolutely frothing at the mouth over this Rachel Maddow segment.
Cause there’s nothing Marge hates more than someone who’s actually read a history book dropping receipts on her fake Christian White supremacist Nazi Christian Nationalist bullshit.
Given the history of "Christian nationalism" in the U.S. you'd think Republicans would be reluctant to be associated with it. But that is not the case for the Trumpiest Republicans, particularly the Republican nominee for governor of Pennsylvania, Doug Mastriano.
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Another white dude commits mass shooting…
Fox and Friends: *full satanic panic* It’s not the guns, it’s Satan!
Tucker Carlson: It’s womens fault and a lack of testicle tanning!
Laura Ingraham: It’s Reefer Madness!
Bill O’Reilly: *removes white hood* IT’S THE BLACKS FAULT!!!
Bill O’Reilly loses his mind after IL Gov Pritzker’s press conference in Highlands Park after the shooting. “You won’t stop crime, drug crime, drug gangs, because they are minority gangs!”
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Yeah. Tucker Carlson devoted entire segments to his mad feels about the green M&M no longer being depicted wearing high heels thus ruining his M&M eating experience… like any totally not weird creeper would do🥴
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Omg. Elie Mystal’s analysis of Trump’s lawyers defense has me crying😂🤣😂 Best thing I’ve seen all day!
#TheReidOut @ElieNYC
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One of the best store signs I’ve seen addressing #COVIDIOTS
Just shut up and #WearADamnMask😷
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This exchange of a reporter in the Rose Garden real time fact checking and trying to establish from Trump exactly where his stats come from is absolutely amazing!!!
Who is this reporter? Cause he is my hero today! #TrumpLiesMatter #FakeNationalEmergency #BorderWall
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Jack Posobiec and his Incel brigade about to find out women at the DNC didn’t come to play.💅🏻
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And I say this with the utmost disrespect- Fuck that ruble-whoremongering Fishstick heir.😒
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Omg. I can’t breathe😂🤣💀
Stop the steal vote..no don’t vote it’s rigged protest...Rudy Giuliani is gonna to fix it... 4 more days Georgia! #VoteOssoffandWarnock4SenateGA
Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com
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Ummm… I’ve watched this clip like 4 times already you deserve a spa day and a bottle of champagne after that epic gathering. 🔥🥂
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That Mike Pence felt safer hiding in a building where he was being hunted by insurrectionist lunatics looking to hang him rather than get into a vehicle with the Secret Service is why all the USSS texts are missing from January 6th.
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Remember the Texas sheriff who opened an investigation into Desantis illegally transporting migrants from San Antonio to Martha’s Vineyard.
Welp. He just filed a criminal charges recommendation with the Bexar County district attorney.
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Tom Cotton is really big mad cause the GOP thought rank choice voting would ensure no Democrat could ever get elected in Alaska. But, it turns out sane republican Alaskans would rather have a democrat than nutcase Sarah Palin… womp…womp
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JD Vance’s warped weirdo brain assumed all childless women are Democrats, now he’s about to find out how much childless Republican women hate him too.💅🏻
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“the affirmative action of generational wealth”- Michelle Obama came at Trump from the top ropes with that one🔥
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