I build little machines that yell when bigger machines are on fire
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Too many software engineers writing code to impress other software engineers instead of solving the user problem.
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I want to fucking cry y'all.
I just spent 2-3 hours debugging and the issue was that I had whitespace before a filename.
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If I were to create a software team from scratch:
1 senior developer
4 junior developers
The senior developer would not be allowed to commit code for a year.
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Why have people learned to accept that front end has become unnecessarily complicated?
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There are only 2 rules in software development:
1) it has to work
2) it has to solve the problem.
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one of my personal favs:
www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/…
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DocuSign lays off 440.
I wonder if they used DocuSign for the termination paperwork?
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2023: "You need to return to the office. We need collaboration and culture!"
2024: "Sorry, we're outsourcing your role to a machine."
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Top 5 cringiest job titles in tech:
1) Data Scientist
2) Software Engineer
3) Scrum Master
4) Chief Heart Officer
5) Anything with "evangelist" or "advocate" as a suffix.
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After using Windows for the first time I don’t think I’ll ever go back to Apple or MacOS.
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"Im a sEnioR deVelopeR aNd I dOn't wAnt tO mEntoR and nuRtuRe tHe jUniOrs BeCauSe tHeY Will LeAve aNd it iS a wAsTe oF mY tImE."
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I need a high fidelity mockup for a website (and possibly a logo).
I can pay in lunch money and favors.
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If you don’t know what this is for then you are not a real man and need to grow up.
ALT If you know you know.
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Hey it’s me!
ALT Let’s use an existing algorithm and call it AI - employee of the month
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I knew a guy who went to two separate ones. Racked up a ton of debt and didn’t seem to work out for him.
I hope he’s doing well.
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My #1 piece of advice for people trying to learn to program:
Stop looking for advice on the internet.
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Remember when the governor of Missouri said that inspecting a website’s HTML was illegal?
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im only hiring women in tech because tech men are the most insufferable, unprofessional, disgusting creatures on earth and are impossible to work with.
Im sorry about that.
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Hey friends!
I'm kicking off a job hunt and looking for opportunities in data-centric roles like Data Analyst, Data Engineer, Data Scientist, or AI/ML.
If you/your company is hiring or if you know of any opportunities, DMs are open.
Open to short term, long term, big or small.
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Louisiana style fried chicken
ALT Biscuits, fried chicken, Mac and cheese, red beans and rices
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I still think the whole thing was a big psy-op to drive salaries and bargaining leverage down.
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Hey Folks!
I'll be graduating with a BS in Data Science in ~6 months and am kicking off a job search.
Im looking for data related roles in the DC/Baltimore/Virginia area or remote.
Short term, long term, big or small are all fine by me.
Appreciate ya!
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Cost of a ramen serving robot: $154,000
Hourly cost of hiring a human to do this job: $3/hr
Break even point (not factoring in maintenance, deprecation, misc costs for ramen bot):
51333 hours
OR
25 years of full time work.
Somebody explain the cost benefit analysis to me.
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Is a 1 page resume still the industry standard?
Im having a hard time deciding on what to cut out.
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If you want to promote something post here.
I will retweet or repost all the stuff you want to plug.
No gross stuff tho.
LETS GO!
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Has the quality of entry level software developers and software engineers decreased in the last few years?
What’s the cause?
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After much thought, I’ve decided to make the difficult decision to retire from tech.
It’s time for a new chapter in my life.
I need to be true to myself and pursue my lifelong dream of being a parking lot attendant.
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I thought this was so cute.
ALT Meme - doctor says to patient “that’s a nasty bug you got there” Next scene - Lady bug says “fuck you”
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I just had the most disrespectful house guest of my life.
I have never had to ask someone to leave until today.
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Who said taco Tuesday can’t be for breakfast?
Lil baby shrimp tacos with cilantro avocado sauce.
ALT Shrimp tacos
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A little late for White People Mexican Food Wednesday but here is my submission.
It’s never too late for tacos right?
ALT Barbacoa tacos
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I dress up everyday because one of my biggest fears is being found dead looking like a slob.
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I just went completely clean shaven for the first time in maybe 10 years and oh boy.....
I think I made a mistake.
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The better I get at making software the more I begin to see it as an art form and not an engineering discipline.
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