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Un gardien extraordinaire.
(Quel est votre meilleur souvenir de Carey Price?)
An extraordinary goalie.
(What's your favorite Carey Price moment?)
#GoHabsGo
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Top 5 candidates for the Habs Head Coaching job if Dominique Ducharme doesn’t work out:
1. Alain Vigneault
2. Michel Therrien
3. Jacques Martin
4. Bob Gainey
5. Claude Julien
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The Montreal Canadiens have been fined $25,000 for beating the Vegas Golden Knights in game two of the Stanley Cup Semi-Final.
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Someone at the game texted me this. Caufield stayed out to sign every fan's jersey when the rest of the team went to the room. Special kid.
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I wonder who it could be?
The #NJDevils have an unvaccinated player. It’s a prominent player. It’s going to affect the team’s season if he doesn’t change his mind.
How are they handling it? Talked to a bunch of people in the organization about the situation. theathletic.com/2847781/2021…
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Nikita Kucherov going out of his way to insult Habs fans for absolutely no reason seconds after he won the Stanley Cup is the best compliment we as a fanbase have ever received.
We did it friends.
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Galchenyuk to Suzuki to Caufield just like we all thought it would go down 9 years ago.
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Marc Bergevin trying to get into the Tavares negotiation meetings. #habs
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The Habs run would be great on its own but the fact that it is making the hockey world lose their collective minds is just the best thing in the world.
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So Suzuki tossed this kid a puck, he missed and it busted his lip. Suzuki went into the crowd to make sure the kid was ok and give him a puck and a stick and then the arena staff told them he had to give up the stick or leave. They left and missed the game. This kid needs a game.
#NickSuzuki #14ClassAct @CanadiensMTL
Thanks Nick for taking a selfie & making sure Hunter was ok after he didn’t catch the puck you tossed him😂He loves the stick, puck autograph & Fat Lip😉A memory that will last a lifetime. Had to leave the game cause the stick wasn’t aloud🤣
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Two Suzuki goals, a Caufield goal, a Slaf goal, two Dach assists, two Guhle assists AND a loss? Perfection.
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Shout out to David Savard and Jake Allen who, in the midst of a tough one, threw my three year old at his first game a bone and made his night by acknowledging him and chatting with him. Gems.
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I still cannot believe that the Habs killed off a four minute penalty against a power play consisting of Nikita Kucherov, Brayden Point, Steven Stamkos, Victor Hedman and Anthony Cirelli WITH THE STANLEY CUP ON THE LINE and then won the game a minute later.
What the actual hell?
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Pacioretty tripped Perry before the draw and pretended he didn't just like he pretended he didn't ask for a trade.
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If you think Max Pacioretty isn't going to get booed tonight then I'm assuming it's your first day.
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Tyler Toffoli was an excellent Hab who provided us with incredible moments on and off the ice. Dude loved playing in Montreal. Got so close to the cup. Wishing him, Cat and Dodger the best in Calgary.
A real Hab.
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Congratulations to the Vegas Golden Knights on joining the Toronto Maple Leafs in the exclusive Literally Every Fan of Every Other Team Wants You To Lose Club.
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Keep at all costs:
-Danault
-Perry
Keep if the price is right:
-Armia
A great Hab but his tenure has run its course and I wish you all the best:
-Tatar
Thank you for a great run but salut la visite:
-Staal
-Merrill
-Gustafsson
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My predicted starting lineup for Habs vs. Oilers tonight:
Pain-Misery-Frustration
Agony-Apathy
Jake Allen
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Call me crazy but I am weirdly confident about the Habs' ability to come back from a two game deficit against a blue and white team.
Not sure why.
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What's funny is that Carey Price is both an overpaid, over-the-hill, injury prone grandpa who the Habs would be lucky to get rid of AND the best goalie of all time who the Habs can't lose under any circumstances.
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How about Andrew Hammond coming into the NHL after like four years in the minors and letting in three goals in two games?
56 saves on 59 shots.
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Look at a Paul Byron. Not under contract. Taking his time to be at camp and be part of the development process. I haven't seen word that he was officially hired but I'm guessing that is coming soon. A good fit. A great dude.
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Montreal's streak of playing mediocre teams is over.
Next four:
Devils
Mammoth
Kings
Stars
Let's see.
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Eric Staal and Corey Perry on the same line the Habs are going to win the 2006 Stanley Cup!
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This should be the standard in all of hockey. He came in hard and hit him in the head. The rules need to protect players against headshots, the players should have to adapt to this standard at all levels.
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As a Habs fan, I have to hand it to the Toronto Maple Leafs on their incredible season. They won 38 games and lost 25. They lost a playoff series in embarrassing fashion to the team that won 37 games and lost 41. Just an amazing year that their fans should remember forever.
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Imagine waking up from a 10 year coma and you're told that the Habs and Leafs are in a playoff series and that the series involves Joe Thornton, Jason Spezza, Corey Perry and Eric Staal.
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Toffoli was a Hab for a year and a half and left such a meaningful impression on the team and fanbase. That's rare. He also barely played in front of fans. A shame.
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Habs fans want the Habs to lose every game but also have a winning culture but also have the highest draft pick possible but also don't want to be embarrassed every night but also are upset about the roster being too good too soon but also love Dach and Barron but also
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Vasilevskiy visibility upset, kicking shit in the tunnel, no doubt over the fact that he could not wear a bigger chest protector.
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The owner of the Habs and the Mayor of Montreal are having a Twitter fight never tell me that Montreal isn't the Mecca of hockey ever again.
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Habs fans: I'm looking forward to a top five draft pick to add a franchise altering talent to this rebuilding team!
Jake Allen and Sam Montembeault:
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Caufield's goal tonight VS. Caufield's first ever goal.
Identical.
Same exact pass from same exact player and same exact finish.
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Not enough credit goes to Jake Muzzin for his exceptional pass to Nick Suzuki before the GWG. What a player.
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THE MONTREAL CANADIENS HAVE ELIMINATED THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS FROM THE 2020-2021 STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!!!!!
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Nobody deserves this chance more than Carey Price. A roller coaster of a career. They need to win it for him.
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Juraj Slafkovsky won Slovak Hockey Player of the Year and Shane Wright is furious because he thought it should have been him.
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Holy shit what a sneaky little jab by Marc Bergevin on Nick Suzuki's deal!
Suzuki signed a 63 million dollar contract.
Antti Raanta and Frederick Andersen's numbers are 32 and 31 respectively.
32+31?
63.
Masterful troll job by Bergevin.
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A post season with the Habs still alive and the Leafs and Bruins eliminated is as good as it gets folks.
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If NHL22 has taught me anything it's that rebuilding the Habs is incredibly easy and should only take Gorton about two hours.
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Another scorching hot take:
Vasilevskiy is what Carey Price would be with competent management and coaching. Price almost pulled it off regardless.
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The Habs have been so good that I am personally offended by every goal against. I have grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
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Reporters: Five NHLers are surrendering to police on sexual assault charges.
The NHL: Utah
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BREAKING: Josh Anderson has been ARRESTED by the Edmonton Police Service for breaking 13 city bylaws. "He was looking at a billboard of Connor McDavid the wrong way and we just can't have that" said an official spokesman.
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Me: The Habs are a joke. Bad owner, bad GM, bad coach. Blowout loss after blowout loss. No change coming. Why do I even watch?
Also me: Oh sick there's a Habs game today I hope they win.
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The Habs play the Coyotes on January 17th in case anyone was wondering when the worst hockey game of all time is going to be played.
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Habs fans chanting Guy because the Habs scored their tenth is the best thing that has ever happened.
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I don't get how anyone could watch Jonathan Drouin's play this year and be dissatisfied with what they're seeing.
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Cole Caufield really isn't getting enough credit as to how he has adapted so quickly to the NHL. He is seeing the ice and reading plays so well. It's phenomenal.
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Dear Tuukka:
As a lifelong Habs fan, I’m humbled by your brave decision to do what's best for your family.
You QUIT on:
• Nobody
I hope that I NEVER have to see U in a Black & Gold Sweater with the spoked “B” Again!
Because you're a good goalie and I hate the Bruins.
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Coyotes: We are keeping Chychrun out in case he gets hurt prior to a trade.
Columbus: Same with Gavrikov.
Montreal: We are playing Edmundson on all three defensive pairs tonight.
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Seems like a Jeff Petry trade is inevitable this off-season. It's a necessity at this stage of the Habs' competitive cycle. It should not be understated how good Petry was for Montreal. A bad half of a season shouldn't erase years and years of consistent top level play.
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