I tweet a lot of nonsense, mostly about tv and video games.
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“AAAAA” is what everyone is going to scream when they finally announce the price
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he’s perfect for thing 2 but I just don’t think he has the range to pull off thing 1.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been cast as Thing 1 and Thing 2 in the new ‘CAT IN THE HAT’ animated movie.
(Source: @indianloonie …)
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Proud of this one because I have it on good authority that it ended up in many slack threads.
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It’s still so wild to me that a Spike TV show that spun-off from an incredibly thin talk show segment was pulling in these A-listers. Something was in the water in 2015.
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Butler Elvis and Elordi Elvis both telling Chalamet Dylan to shoot the other one because he’s the clone.
Timothée Chalamet says he wants Austin Butler’s version of Elvis Presley to show up in his upcoming Bob Dylan biopic:
“I was kind of wishing we could create a musical cinematic universe.”
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Garfield is an unscrupulous coward. If he had just entered the sewers and asked for some pizza, I’m sure they would have obliged. Instead, he resorts to this unconvincing subterfuge. It reflects very poorly on his character.
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they obviously changed the character as S1 went on, leaning into jacobs’ strengths, but I think it actually fits together very coherently. it makes sense that she could present herself as this wise voice-of-reason for exactly one semester before they could tell she’s a mess.
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everyone is dunking on this, but if you told me "this is considered EXTREMELY good in the musical theater world" I would have just believed you.
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People love it so much when Jimmy Kimmel isn’t on their TV.
The 2025 #Oscars actually recieved 19.7M viewers, an increase from last year.
• Highest viewership figure for the show in 5 years
• Outperformed social interactions for The Grammys & Super Bowl for the first time on record
See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25
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just can’t stand him. good talk show anecdote, but he cannot help himself. he has to try to underline the moment and make it A Thing with a standing ovation. he can’t handle anything with a light or clever touch EVER.
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I’m so happy there are people legitimately angry about this. We’re so lucky to have a Curb plot play out in real life.
Larry David Attacked Elmo on Live TV Because He 'Was Going on About Mental Health' and 'I Couldn't Take It': 'I Throttled Him...I Would Do It Again!' variety.com/2024/film/news/l…
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Love the hell out of these. The coldest AC of all time and four episodes of Seinfeld in a row, what else do you need? nitter.app/Nobummmer/status/19121…
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LMFAO’s story is a classic American tragedy. Form a novelty group with your uncle. Become one of the biggest acts in the world. Injure your back doing ‘The Wiggle’. Watch as your greedy uncle attempts to discard you and just keeps shuffling without you.
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I’m not gonna sit here and pretend Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler didn’t have a bigger cultural impact than 80% of Oscar movies in the last 15 years.
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(back-up QB in the jets locker room) aaron, this is the fourth time you've shown me this
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I remember the audience in my theater just responding with complete confusion and indifference and this. Lots of shrugs. Zero idea why Clooney was there, no idea why Nic Cage had been there earlier. Just nothing.
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Remember when HBO made a super expensive Golden Compass show that was politely received and no one ever mentioned it again
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once I was on my way to a friend’s house to watch the long version and I got pulled over. the cop asked me where I was headed, and I said “I’m going to a friend’s house to watch the extended edition of the hobbit.” the cop got really mad at me and thought I was fucking with him.
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I think it sucks. Downloading the McDonalds app and get notifications from “McDonalds” is humiliating.
“I’m sorry, I’ve got to respond to this, it’s from Ronald McDonald. If I answer his riddles three I’ll save $2 on an item that was $2 six years ago.”
I genuinely love the new McDonald’s business model where us smart people are subsidized by people too stupid to use the app
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so what’s the deal here
Barack Obama doesn’t endorse Kamala Harris, says Dems will pick ‘outstanding nominee’ trib.al/M4pz84L
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It makes me sad that he thinks this. You were in Men in Black.
Will Smith Says the ‘Best Movie’ He’s Ever Been in Is Obviously ‘The Pursuit of Happyness’ trib.al/rB0EOhj
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guy who started burger chain in 1957:
- born in an Arkansas town of 850
- worked in a shoe factory
- worked a weird military office job w CIA ties
- abandoned first family in ‘49
guy who started fast casual burger chain in 2015:
- mba
- read 40 books called Culture of Innovation
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anti-bojack crowd has overplayed their hand. the time of bojack is back. it’s good again.
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they should keep mapping out bazinga sheldon’s family tree until it’s more detailed and fleshed out than any lineage jrr tolkein ever dreamed of
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Missed a really obvious South Park question at bar trivia and lost us everything. Not even gonna put it here because I’m so embarrassed
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Malls suck so bad now. Gone are all the bookstores or secondhand DVD/game places. Now every store is called Cotton::EARTH and sells billowy sun hats for $85.
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Pod Save guys cutting to an ad break the second Marc Maron starts laying into Newsom lol
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I really dislike the idea that Columbo is lying about having a wife. It makes me upset.
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The Paper is a pretty normal sitcom where Oscar from The Office occasionally looks at the camera and says “Stanley. Remember him? I do.”
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This is Incredible
War of the Worlds (2025) is the worst adaption of the source material to date. It had no ideas beyond the found footage approach, and even then the film is struggling to find ways to present coherent scenes. Ice Cube is so lost. Maybe one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.
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They’re awful but Apple making good TV shows and completely faceplanting on AI makes them slightly more likable.
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only guy referencing tv guide scandals from decades ago. can’t help but like him.
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you could probably join one of the many minion gangs and find a profound sense of purpose you didn’t even know you were missing in your life.
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I hate Bill Maher so much. QT was eager to talk about what his Star Trek movie was actually going to be, saying there’s been “nothing but disinformation” about it and fucking Maher sidetracked the whole conversation to talk about the word “disinformation”
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I cannot believe this is STILL the default version of the paperback on store shelves. The book is nothing like it and it came out 20+ years ago!
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rookie mistake. a real takesmith would have gamed out this angle well ahead of time and had a bizarre way to double down at the ready.
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Jon Stewart, Usher, a spiritual successor to Catwoman. That’s right, it’s 2004 Week.
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Can’t imagine the kind of person that would rather listen to an “ai podcast” talk about sports than actual people. Bizarre.
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sighing as I pull up the 32nd episode of star trek, typing “this happened to my buddy eric.” still I feel nothing. I click on the next one. “gene roddenberry yelled ‘cut!’ but leonard nimoy heard ‘c
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This is devastating for REAL Hayden fans waiting on Little Italy 2 but fuck us, I guess.
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I feel bad for the Suits LA people. All the reviews are like “It just fails to recapture that Suits Magic.”
Suits had zero magic, I’m sorry, it just didn’t. No offense to Suits.
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I went in with lowered expectations, but man, it didn’t even hit those. Not sure what Tom and McQ were thinking with this one.
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I just don’t think toy aliens in a ‘90s pizza parlor crane machine would be built to last until 2026.
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Pitchfork should get actually pretentious and “elitist” about music again. What do they have to lose? They hand out 8s to pop stars like candy and the stans (and apparently artists) are still always mad at them. They could at least earn the ire.
thank you @pitchfork for your kind words.
I think it’s so beautiful that everyone interprets things differently 🤍⭐️
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Darth Vader was so washed by Rogue One. If he had just moved a little faster instead of walking like an old man down a hallway, he could have just got the chip with the schematics or whatever. Instead he moved like Boston Shaq.
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Seth Macfarlane saying he’s watched Police Squad a lot more than the Naked Gun movies. This guy always manages to win me over.
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Ben Affleck: Editing a movie is about iteration. It’s a long process for a reason.
Theo Von: That’s wild. It’s like. That’s so true. You never really think about that while watching a movie, you know? That it’s been edited a certain way.
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Sorry to keep bond-posting, but I truly believe that Pierce Brosnan should fly to Canada where Bond is in the public domain and do a weird low budget movie where his Bond gets a send-off like Craig. I think he’s earned that. He’s a cool guy and they broke his heart.
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I don’t think at all. I’d bet he just didn’t want the news to leak that he was about to die before he did, because he didn’t want to see the reactions to it? my only guess anyway.
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I gotta hand it to the dems, it’s very funny that “he’s too old to run for president, but he’s not too old actively BE president” worked fine and the trump campaign can’t really even manage to make it an issue.
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pure procedural where the giamatti character absconds with another teen every episode.
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every time one of their things breaks containment I'm pretty baffled. that's okay, I don't harbor any ill-will.
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Do you think Carol’s job is Vince working through dealing with almost 20 years of Breaking Bad fans.
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Being the guy who insists he doesn’t like Star Wars very much while also knowing who Kit Fisto and Dash Rendar are is an incredibly embarrassing position to be in.
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One possible issue: sorry. The book publisher in the US was right. “His Dark Materials” is an awful fucking name for a kid-friendly fantasy thing
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regardless of how you identify religiously: red hulk in a children’s movie is insane.
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I did not imply they were. just wanted to know why obama wasn’t backing the presumptive nominee immediately. no need to be condescending.
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I don’t think there’s any way to have a long-running show starring kid actors and do this well. Every time I hear ‘00s Nick and Disney kids talk about their “school” it sounds like it was terrible. I do think long term child acting is, unfortunately, just a really bad idea.
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Harris is doing impressive things already.
DVD and Blu-Ray sales up despite streaming boom, says HMV boss
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People say Twitter has gotten so bad now, as if we haven’t seen a 300% increase in beautiful models consistently liking all of our tweets.
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I love bookstores so much, but I would like to politely ask them to stop being Like This all the time.
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I respect the concept of an all gags house, but I feel like you need a more unifying vision of the space than this.
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The Add 30 Second button is so satisfying because the microwave just turns on immediately. None of this “Start” button nonsense. It gets right down to business.
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look, I’m not necessarily proud of this, but a lot of my relationship with fiction has been chasing this high ever since.
The #LOST season 1 finale aired 20 years ago today with the cliffhanger to start all cliffhangers.
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