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There are 3 golden rules in MTTs:
1. When people 3bet from the big blind they have it
2. When people check/jam turn they have 2pair+
3. When people 4bet nonallin below 50bb they have QQ+ (unless they are C.darwin2)
Thank me later
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Unfortunately, someone ended my poker career tonight. Now looking for a steady 9-5 job, pm me.
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If you play a bounty tournament and someone loses a big pot and is left with 1bb, there is a 100% chance of this player being moved to another table instantly.
However, never does a 1bb stack randomly show up on your table.
Where do they go???
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If you ever catch me with GTOw open during a session, don't worry. I just forgot to close it after a study session, I was only showing people how it worked, and I was only using it to look up hands I played just before. I would obviously not be using it to cheat, don't be silly
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WSOP Player of the year is kind of like curling, no one gives a shit about it except the people trying to win
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I'm starting a supportgroup for regs who can't win money on GG poker. We will meet once a week to compare our pathetic sharkscope graphs, and discuss theories about how its rigged. Tin foil hat included with membership. PM if interested.
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I want to thank GG poker for doing 7 hours of maintenance peaktime on a Sunday and saving me 20-30k in the process. I can now send my future kid to college.
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Ex gf after I busted a 10k FT live: "but if he had JJ, why did you go allin with TT?"
Current gf after I stone bubbled 100k: "7th out of 35 players is still pretty good!"
This is the shit I'm dealing with
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Came up with a fun new tournament format. Introducing the Misery Bounty: the full bounty prizepool will be raked, and instead of a random cash prize each envelope will contain a printed Charlie Carrel twitter poll.
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Fifty something year old lowstakes tourney reg with male pattern baldness living off of casino comps, but sure the guy calling Q8 is a loser
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If they really cheated together and this was him taking his cut then this whole scheme has to be one of the biggest fails in the history of the universe
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Tuned into the main event stream and first thing I see is a guy with 100bb folding 88 to a 3bet. I don't think I can take it.
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So @GGPoker proudly advertised their 'double scoop', a tournament series with double the guarantees compared to Pokerstars' SCOOP. Now they are slashing their gtds overnight everyday afraid of overlay.
Nice adverstising guys!
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If the guy wearing anime hoodies all his life all of a sudden shows up dressed like a pimp, chances are something fishy is going on
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Foxen keeping a completely straight face at showdown is one of the most impressive things I have seen in poker this year
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Dear @PokerStars can you please explain to me why you keep cancelling tournaments that are paused after day 1 has finished? If the site is gonna keep going down twice a week this will be a huge problem for SCOOP. Also, you need to pay out the overlay ASAP.
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I was planning to grind SCOOP in Vienna, but strongly considering going to this city in India 😂
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3 years ago, in a fit of rage on RunItOnce forums, I called someone the I word.
It is something that should never be used in any context.
I am extremely sorry for how I acted and my use of that word. It is something I am deeply ashamed of.
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No doubt Allen, looks like you are having a lot of fun in Rozvadov, please let us know when you lose another flip
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Hey @DougPolkVids if you want to learn how to fold rivers vs the nitfish may I suggest grinding a session of MTTs on one of your days off? You will be cured in no time
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Why are there still 9 handed online poker tournaments??? everything should be 8-max by default at this point. For sure the best move Partypoker made over the last years, and that includes the shitting pigeon
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One of the best feelings in poker is when you make a razor thin valuebet and get called by worse, like Lrslzk did here on the 1k warm up FT today
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Whenever I'm in a big downswing I like to tune into Daniel Petersen's stream, just so I know that at least I'm not the unluckiest player in the world
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I would like to take a moment to encourage people to use GTOwiz against me in any hand in Vegas this summer, GL randomizing those 14 flop sizes
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Actually I've gathered imperical data for over 10 years and my conclusion is that all you need is to be very lucky
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I propose a new rule for MTTs:
Any 5k+ FT live/online if you have more than X% of another player at the table you need to disclose it before the FT starts
X should be 10-20%, something along those lines
Discuss
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Tried to withdraw on GG and get ask to upload proof of wealth. "Sir please show us you are rich enough to receive this money" ??? wtf 😂
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One thing that is very confusing to me about this whole cheating situation is why anyone would want to be ghosted by Mark Herm?
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I always wonder, do nits have fun when they play poker? Must be hella boring playing that 18% vpip. Do they just play 25 tables? or do they watch Netflix on the side?
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Yes, announcing a river bet (bluff) then getting snapcalled and having to count out your own failed bluff while everyone watches
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In poker, you have to be willing to adjust to the current meta. Adjusting will take some time, but the big upswing is around the corner
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Proud to announce that I set a new world record for most hands folded on a 100k FT. Unless tankanza starts firing 100ks I am pretty sure I will hold this record for quite some time.
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So easy to just list all these minor negative things but completely ignore all the cool videos he recorded with his selfie stick
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Tough one Allen. I think we want to re-raise to find out where we are at in the hand, maybe a small sizing like 400k to not make it too expensive. Then if he re-re-raises we know we are beat and can fold. If he calls we can put a small feelerbet out there and take it from there
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Apparently nowadays you need to be terrible at poker to win in MTTs.
Starting tomorrow I will try a new strategy that includes:
opening 27% UTG, Cbetting 85% OOP, check/folding 90% and folding to steals 80%. Might move to Sweden if this doesn't work.
Upswing incoming!
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GGpoker did a great software update today. You can now send GIFs in chat on the tables where you aren't sitting out because of connection issues
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If you're ever on a downswing or doubting yourself/your poker ability, just go watch some cards up replays from HSMTTs. Guaranteed to feel better about yourself within 10 minutes.
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Why do they do it? Is this some alpha male thing I'm to much of a bitch to understand? This is so bad for live poker imo, do both really think they gain EV doing this? Is there a single rec who loves being stared down?
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Early in my poker career I used to have this selfish view, always rooting for myself winning allins. Now I realize when fish lose an allin they don't come back.
Now I consistently root against myself during allins. Better for everyone that way!
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I am glad Partypoker allowed a screenname change, so people can finally pay a well deserved homage to my rectum
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Debating to mask up for Triton Jeju, so that when I brick the whole schedule I thereby unequivocally prove that masks are a competitive disadvantage
😷 | @phil_hellmuth called out @ikepoker for continuing to wear a facemask at the poker table, and he argues that players shouldn't be allowed to wear them.
Read more by clicking the pic 👇
pokernews.com/news/2024/02/p…
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When your IQ is a single digit:
bit.ly/3iJXDPL via @PokerNews
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1. Bruno botteon
2. the rest of brazil
3. Artur martirosian
4. Tankanza
5. Epiphany77
6. Oneway1988
7. Amichai Barer
8. Pampa27
9. Aleksei Barkov
10. Cal42688
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Would say if any significant relation between the players can be found and no disconnections prior to this hand then almost certainly cheating
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Was thinking, wouldn't it be fun if both Vogelsangs switched out their complete wardrobe for a full triton series? Imagine Tom in the penis hoodie and Christoph in a half buttoned Versace shirt
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If GTOW was really committed to preventing cheating they would put a 10 second delay on their product. But guess what they are really committed to? Making the most money in the short run
With their current monopoly a delay wouldn’t even hurt them much imo
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