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New pinned with different threads and other stuff I'll be making over time, since the old one is outdated as hell.
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You're a white American, your ancestors weren't Romans they were throwing mud at each other in a bog.
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oh. oh so it was completely practical, no cgi at all. cool, cool, cool. fucking christ.
The incredibly talented Robert Bobroczkyi getting ready to chase after Cailee Spaeny in #alienromulus @LegacyEffects #bts
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Absolute beast mode holy shit lmao
Jane Goodall’s wish before dying would send Musk, Trump and Netanyahu to outer space independent.co.uk/news/world…
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No, the scream you heard in the woods wasn't a demon or a witch, it was a fox.
if you talk to any serious hiker they’re like yes demons are real, make sure you don’t walk along a stream for too long, sometimes a witch trails me for miles, avoid wearing bright colors, and pray being entering the forest. the ancient is still very much alive along the edges.
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The Rock has "I can't lose" in his contracts while Bautista played Rabban "The Beast" Harkonnen, clearly someone's winning here and it isn't the Rock lmao
Dave Bautista says he was never interested in being ‘the next Rock’
“I just want to be a good fucking actor. A respected actor”
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The absolute BALLS to make a dynamic CGI shot in broad daylight in 1993 like this and make it work so well. Insane.
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The Outback is one of the most unique ecosystems on Earth and it's being threatened by land development and species introduced by Europeans btw
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"The film will likely be a multiverse story"
‘SPIDER-MAN 4’ is reportedly expected to release in theaters in July, 2026.
The film will likely be a multiverse story.
(Via: @DanielRPK)
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I'd rather drink pure sulfuric acid than live in a planet that's 100% city.
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Honestly really funny how Kong's subplot is a fully fledged story about finding his people and freeing them from an oppressive tyrant meanwhile Godzilla's subplot is just
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Wait do people really think we have forward facing eyes because we're predators? It's because we come from arboreal animals.
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that actually looks pretty go- OH HELL NAH WHY IS IT SCUTTLING LIKE THAT
In celebration of #AlienDay, director Fede Alvarez has shared a BTS look of a practical facehugger he used on the set of #AlienRomulus.
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>Gets hit once
>Summons the living weapon of mass destruction
Not beating the fraud allegations.
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Having a glup shitto puppet jump around like a frog on cocaine is the most Star Wars thing ever
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Godzilla: Spends 200 millions years without a single ounce of medical attention and is still only getting stronger
Kong when his tooth hurts:
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Completely unrelated but the QRTs saying Ryunosuke Kamiki's acting here is bad has filled me with murderous rage
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He was forced to serve under the army and manage a pleasure women house against his will, hating every second of it, and spent the rest of his days as a staunch advocate for pacifism. Fuck you. Just genuinely fuck you.
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They should have taken it away sooner holy shit look at that poor thing
America is no longer a free country. At least not all of it. The New York State government is taking away this man’s beloved pet alligator he’s had for a Jesus lifetime. I don’t think even Stalin would do something so tyrannical as this.
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"He even needs his wife to explain a sports metaphor to him"
Peter literally in the very clip he's showing: I know what a sports metaphor is
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"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, except if you're a Dinobot then you either obey me or I fucking kill you"
—Optimus Prime, apparently.
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Friendly reminder that if you have a friend with a pet usually regarded as disgusting (rats, snakes, spiders, etc.) they really don't want to hear about how much you wanna brutally kill their animal companion with a shovel.
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Kong at around that size was getting his hand shredded by helicopter blades and passing out from napalm, grown up Suko is gonna be a fucking GOD
Suko is the durable titan in the monsterverse
He gets thrown around, hit, strangled and emotionally abused and just gets up and walks it off all as a baby
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You know what, fuck it I'm joining the headcanon because you people are fucking unbearable.
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Alien Romulus AND Godzilla Minus One cost that much to make COMBINED.
BREAKING: Robert Downey Jr. have been paid $95 Million for his role as Doctor Doom in #Avengers: DOOMSDAY!
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No romance language, no civil law, nothing. The Romans came and went for the English and they still try to use Rome for their shitty racist LARPing while looking down on Mediterraneans like the Italians. It's pathetic honestly.
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Imagine being so pissed you swim across the entire Mediterranean in like 10 minutes just to fight a mf
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I THINK WE'RE BRUSHING OFF THE TALKING TO WHALES PART WAY TOO QUICKLY
Scientists have a ‘conversation’ with a humpback whale —which they hope will help mankind communicate with aliens trib.al/BIMhoGq
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"2014 is soulless propaganda"
The propaganda in question: The US military is completely incompetent and almost sets off a nuke in a major population center
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Okay but imagine the Engineers dropped a cargo of Xenomorphs on the Yautja homeworld to wipe them out and do their thing but the Yautja were like "YOOOOO!!!!" And wiped the aliens out in a glorious hunt. The Engineers have been mildly terrified of them ever since.
I like to think that the Yautja completely understand the Engineers and their whole deal, they just find it deeply stupid.
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Absolutely love how it's like:
Animals trying to breed
Animal trying to eat
Robot gone wrong
THE ONE WHO IS MANY, THE GOLDEN DEMISE, THE DEATH SONG OF THREE STORMS, THE SLAYER OF GODS AND MEN, THE LIVING EXTINCTION EVENT, THE FALSE KING
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What's going on at the ILM animation department because holy shit what a year they've had
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OH BOY HERE WE GO!!
The FDA has approved an Alzheimer’s drug that can slow the disease by several months.
(via: @FarnoushAmiri)
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Everyone else is struggling to adapt to the zero gravity meanwhile Goji is like "oh NOW we're talking"
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I mean true for the cartoons but Bay turned Starscream into a dorito to avoid exactly this problem lol
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There's mud throwing in a bog (derogatory, English) and mud throwing in a bog (complimentary, Irish)
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Honestly the fact that they were rowing for their lives while the rex was just calmly walking towards them out of curiosity was terrifying. It's not even trying.
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Turns out having depth perception is really good when jumping between tree branches 40 meters off the ground, shocking I know. We're omnivores.
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I don't know who killed unexplainable back lighting in movies in favor of "realistic" darkness but whoever did it should be drawn and quartered
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>Almost kills the entire cast just from waking up
>Stares at the protagonist straight in the eye
>Takes down a chopper by pure accident AGAIN
>Screams at nothing
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
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The knee. Your evidence of perfect design is the human knee. The joint that already sounds like a maraca when I'm 22. That knee.
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I'M SORRY?????
Dave Callaham (‘Across the Spider-Verse’) is set to write the next ‘GODZILLA X KONG’ movie.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Luca is such a funny character cause he's just a rando that joins the gang we've been following since Rise even then by the end you're like "Luca is the MVP I love Luca"
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You think Alien Romulus is a pretty good back to basics for the franchise, then you REACH THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES AND
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It's kinda funny seeing half my timeline going "this year sucks for movies" while the other half is like
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I really love how in Minus One pre-mutated Godzilla moves in a really fluid and animalistic way, much like what you'd expect from Jurassic Park. Then the bomb drops, and he starts moving all robotic and stiff, as if his mind hasn't caught up with the way his body has changed.
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"So how did you meet your adoptive father?"
"I tried to kill him so he used me as a mace"
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Okay so like, if they don't kiss in the film we could count it as queerbaiting by this point right?
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Why are you people talking about Galactus' size I'm talking about the stuff in the foreground moving like a Toku set.
Anyways hit tweet.
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Jesus Christ that's insane
Take a look at our beautiful mammoth puppet made by @WetaWorkshop for #TimeBandits
This is before it had its hair done.
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"wHy Do We NeEd A tRaNs SpIdEr-MaN"
There's a monkey, a cat, a Tyrannosaurus and a fucking CAR. But god forbid there's one trans person. Whatever happened to "anyone can wear the mask" huh?
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The last movie in the franchise before Disney was the autism predators so maybe sit this one out
Regarding the Predator Badlands discourse, you can like the film, obviously, but yes it 100% a Disney-fied Predator film. The jokes, the themes, the cute pet sidekicks, manic pixie dream girl, all tropes are hallmarks of Disney and don’t add up with the og franchise.
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People treating North America as some "untamed wilderness" with eldritch horrors and shit is so funny to me cause like
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Really big fan of the part where he just says "wait I can literally ask native people" and the native person in question goes "yeah that author just took a boogeyman story at face value and put it in her book."
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