Coach told me to ghost the screen. Providing Basketball Journalism with a bit of Satire #NBAX

Replying to @FearedBuck
First man to break up with his girl for being loyal 🔥🔥
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Replying to @BleuCapone
Sometimes u gotta cheat on ur girl to see she the one
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Replying to @DimeDropperPod
and they was tryna say he was a glorified role player on miami 😭
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Replying to @CultureCrave @etnow
its crazy how a lot of huge actors are randomly connected. Like charlie cox, robert pattinson, and andrew Garfield being roommates and close friends
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Replying to @isthat_travis
Bro got the rolls and think we give a fuck about a red bottom 😭
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Replying to @bankolewya
I love these videos bc it shows how delusional these ppl are bro really drove off with his camera on just to show that he drove off just to go back and pick his phone up off camera.
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Replying to @MavsMuse
I really respect @KDTrey5 bc no other nba athlete love the game like he do. Most of these youngins dont even watch film smh
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Replying to @4KTSwervo
Magic Johnson looks way too healthy jus saying
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Replying to @isthat_travis
Just tell all ur uncles to stay away just in case
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Replying to @djodjeee_
Me seeing the flag unfold
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Replying to @eckko_1
That’s an eagle
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Replying to @520Hen
PJ TUCKER ✋ THREES WILL MAKE YOU THREE MILLION DOLLARS
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Replying to @mello_5s
Bro wearing the squeaky boots that’s why

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I mean my interpretation of the moment was she politely declined and he felt disrespected by it or entertaining the conversation. But if u post on ig before u even speak to ur girl bout it I think he automatically in the wrong
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Replying to @HoodieBev
Remember when someone said he should be in a rising stars game when he was 27
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Replying to @omarisankofa
This is super tough but it was like 80 degrees in new york Last Night , i knew he was in there sweating bullets
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Replying to @repairmyheart1
That’s the same way I feel about guys who call any young black person a “YN”
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Replying to @chynnling
wtf 25 were yall like fucking 14 when you made this promise
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Replying to @HanaHoops
I think he would look good on Toronto. He pushes the tempo and they can compensate for his weaknesses I also feel even tho their team has so many talented players but they don’t have a no 1 option guy
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Replying to @POAdefenseFC
Lu dort gonna dive at his legs bc his dribble was low
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Replying to @esjesjesj
Bro made it a threat to donate to charity 😭
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Replying to @Ary_Report
Aint u the insider? U supposed to know this 😭
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We are not a troll We are Hoodg3nius

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Replying to @BIGMEM12
Ngl that was pretty hard
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False information? Brother it’s a joke
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Replying to @yoxics
Extraemily worked at a bank before this, she the last person u wanna tell to get a job 😭
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James Harden as Hulk Hogan was something i thought id never see.
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Replying to @SpaceCityStepbk
Even if it was 3 years ago, he shouldnt be forced to grieve or live in this only basketball mindset.
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Replying to @BucksShowYo
I genuinely believe he wouldn’t even be sure if that’s him or not
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Bro this would genuinely be the best podcast, bc I NEED TEAGUE to talk about that brooklyn playoff series to kyrie 😭😭
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Replying to @wellssssssssss
Teague really the first nba player to downplay how good he was
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Replying to @cocteavs
This man is burning alien cats or some shit and u think he would wave back
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I mean if u really think about it a lot of people followed u bc u were beefing w da gov
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Replying to @520Hen
Snatched ur chain 💔
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Replying to @jacob_moreno_
His playstyle improved, he looked super unselfish on the floor and was doing whatever he could to help the team
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Replying to @HanaHoops
hey anyone that passes him the ball knows they not getting it back that’s on them
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I made this account to be a social media presence, i want to make youtube videos about the nba and basketball this is a reminder and my day 1 screaming my dreams to existence Twitter 200 followers Youtube 0 Instagram 0
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Top 5 Moments in this community
Who got that one nba twitter screenshot?
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Replying to @MunstaMasta
Who the fuck said Haliburton a system player
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Replying to @wellssssssssss
Bro tryna get JET killed 😭😭
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Replying to @lockedupjb
This pacers team was insane after all star break 😭 ppl just dont watch the pacers
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Replying to @ClappedCollins
They gotta stop disrespect big Zu
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Replying to @luckymong1
Your art genuinely makes me happy, thank you
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Replying to @Rjeff24
im surprised the “Haliban” isnt on there 😭
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Replying to @hennessyrn4
Ngl you gotta blame the org too bc pat bev and lou will were saying sga gave them michael jordan vibes and no way they was like fvck mj am i right
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First question : “why you called your bro broke and have no hoes?”
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Replying to @yoxics
I think speed deserves it that tour was actually so cool to watch
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Bad people with Aura, lmk if I missed anyone
Agent, Cinna and ExtraEmily didn’t know what to say when YourRage said H*tler had aura
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Replying to @OPinfernonewac1
Get my boy to 3k if ur not following already btw
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Replying to @Mike_Modulator
Theres probably a Generational talent probably the 15th man on montverde smh
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The New York Knicks to Employed Coaches
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Replying to @kyriecenterig
Jeff Teague really in every corner of history somehow
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Replying to @BallMuse23
No lol, melo averaged 30 when the leagues average end score was in the 90s 😭
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Lonzo ball is the closest player I’ve ever seen to Rajon Rondo
Lonzo Ball Highlights anyone?
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Bron for all Activated
LISTEN 👀🔥🔥🔥
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Replying to @wellssssssssss
That ERK AND JERK MAKE THEM GIRLS TWERK
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Replying to @primetimecar
He was in future goat debates during pre draft process like what is he on
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Replying to @DimeDropperPod
Ppl don’t understand that’s what makes Steph curry a legendary shooter
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Replying to @nembhardseyes
ur still Andrew nembhards eyeballs to me buddy
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Nah cuz y’all was calling her fat and washed up eat a frank
Jorja Smith, i wasn't familiar with your game.
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Replying to @HanaHoops
u also gotta consider the knicks built themselves on beating the celtics, they did that. Now theyre feeling the effects of it. I do believe this team has more potential tho w a more offensive forward coach
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO knicks said we desperate but not that desperate
Doc Rivers is one of the employed head coaches the Knicks didn’t request permission to interview, per @sam_amick “I spent part of Wednesday evening trying to figure out which other current head coaches the Knicks might have attempted to contact. And while there were no new names revealed, it’s worth sharing that league sources say the Knicks did not request permission to speak to this elite coaching crew: The Pacers’ Rick Carlisle, the Warriors’ Steve Kerr, the Bucks’ Doc Rivers, the Clippers’ Ty Lue and the Lakers’ JJ Redick.” (Via buff.ly/jMneasZ)
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why does this baseless claim about kyrie irving have 74k likes and 19k shares😭
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Okay we get it Phoenix yall need big men 😭
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So many people got hacked 💔💔💔💔
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Replying to @LeGoatedOne
If clippers can get a star power forward thats the only way
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Genuinely hilarious how everyone is calling Tyrese Haliburton a devil worshipper and this is him in every interview 😭
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Hit 600 on this app thank you everyone !
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Replying to @HanaHoops
Didn’t know Shakespeare was living amongst us
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Replying to @bankaikokujo
Woulda rather heard him say red rolls white ceiling
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Genuinely, i appreciate all the people that interact w my posts. I appreciate people listening to my BS and giving me the time of day. As well as I enjoy meeting and getting to know ppl even if it just a glimpse. Love you all
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To take a bump like that and recover defensively is so fucking insane to me
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Yo anyone gonna watch the draft or watch shams tweet it out 😭
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what type of Evil shit
HORRIFIC.... Multiple firefighters SHOT while responding to wildfires in North Idaho. "It's clear to me that this fire was set intentionally to draw us in"
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Wait am i tripping but i swore darius garland got traded for jalen suggs???
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That’s my 6’4 Small forward, Power forward and Center
Josh Hart 🥹
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Lamelo does contribute to winning as we seen the hornets have had their best seasons when hes available. However he hasnt played more than 50 games since 2022. It is a conundrum
Got niggas talking about “kawhi” and “harden” can save him 😭😭😭 that guy is cooked!! (incoming explanation) he’s a 6’8 guard with awful two point scoring metrics with a pedestrian intermediate game, doesn’t process the floor and doesn’t make simple reads at a high level, consistently turning said possessions down for constant flashy decisions that are never actual winning plays, lacks downhill athleticism and so he has to have the higher 3Pr in nba history to be an okay efficiency player. Watching Melo attempt to run the floor is a hilarious waste time challenge and it has nothing to do with the teammates his process is all time awful, he’d be lucky if he ever got as good as 2023 Hali. Ntm an atrociously awful awful defender who has zero redeeming qualities on that side of the floor as he lacks a motor, strength, change of direction, lateral movement, and awareness to do anything on the floor. While the WORST part about all of this is he cannot play basketball because he has a degenerative lower body!! Clippers trade for him and they’ll be stuck in mediocrity forever.
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PS5 for sale
what are signs that a man is broke?
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Ace Bailey looks like he about to cry 😭
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So did 12 other teams but since its the la clippers ur gonna point them out specifically
The Clippers watched Kobe Workout Pre Draft and said, “No Thank You”
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Got posted on the tea app, they said my NBA takes was trash 💔
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Somebody lob 5 boutta hit 1400
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Hit 1500 followers we throwing a parade
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bro I need to stop looking at YouTube at 2am
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When Zero Sugar Grape Soda becomes a thing i will ascend to another reality
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One of the first Sam Presti misses in the shai era
Tre Mann Hornets bag work
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Replying to @mevvybear
Harden is probably the greatest player to ever run pick and roll, one of the fastest first steps. I believe if he had a third star in Houston he woulda had a championship and his career gets looked at way differently
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Saving your first drink for winning an NBA Championship is some legendary shyt 😭
Jalen Williams says everything is a “blur” after winning the NBA Finals because he just had his first drink 😅 (via @Joe_Sway)
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Replying to @JWillMuse
a J will and chet lineup would provide a lot of space for SGA and Dub to go to work
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Thibs man
we were so lucky to experience this
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