$APU During my time in crypto I've been: Rugged, Drained, Robbed, Hacked, Phished, Lied to, Threatened, MEV'd, Taxed, Stabbed, Banned, Doxxed, Botted, Set On F
Who fucking cares.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.β - Princess Bride
... and Slap Tickle
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$APU is crazy!!!! I asked for "5 new Friends by Friday" ...
I got 21 in 3 hours... π€£
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I will buy 100 $APU for every APU I see today!
RULES:
- Slap Must See APU
- Today
- Slap must be able to count
- Its me Slap... from the APU Telegram
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DEAR APU WHALES
We, (APU peasants) the backbone of the APU, the dreamers, workers, & everyday individuals. Urge you to recognize the profound impact of your capital & influence. Consider ceasing the relentless extraction of our livelihoods as mere resources to be farmed (next)
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I told everyone a few days ago, I've been in crypto since 1984...
I'VE BEEN HOLDING $APU SINCE 1984 ... HERES THE PROOF. #COMMODORE
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Hello $APU friends. Its Monday and I don't have many APU Friends.
Can i get 5 New APU Friends By Friday?
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SLAP: "Oh hey, what chu doing this random Sunday night...."
Random New Holder: "Oh i'm just throwing $106k at $APU "
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GUYS.... GUYS.... Look.... Look what i made....
"Aputimus Prime"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA
aaaaaaaaahhhh......
"HAWKKKKKKK TTUAHHHERGEREGGRR!!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!"
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Dear $APU Fam,
I want to sincerely apologize for my recent behavior. My actions were childish, unkind, & inexcusable
A side from my behavior, I very sorry for quitting. Quitting is bad & It wont happen again
Iβm taking a break from social media to reflectπ
Love, Fren SLAP
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We are not the same. Your meme isn't doing ANY of this.
$APU in March:
1yr Bday & Gave Away 11 NFTs
Launched Merch Store
Bought the Ops Home FWOG.com
Launched a Toll Free Phone Number: (844) 278-7825
ELON / $APU MURAL
+100% Bounce, 22%+ Whale Goal Hit, Now This
Hoorraaaaayyyy!! $APU always ready to sail in one of the most beautiful beach in the world- Boracay Island RRrrreeeeeeeeee πΈ
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In honor of $APU being so obviously in the beginning stages of a MASSIVE bull.... I make a fun chart....
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Look, no offense to $BRETT (or to anyone holding that blue fag) But in the past week I've seen so many Tweets about BRETT - "BrEtT LoOkS GoOd HeRe!"
Completely outta the blue. The Kolbal is real.
I wish I was smart enough to profit from the fake KOL pump thats about to happen.
$APU Nooooo.... don't do it....
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My Best Friend @crowns2992 Made this!!!! Turn it up $APU Frens!!!!
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Dear $APU Family,
I sincerely apologize for my prior departure and the disruption it may have caused; it was a lapse in judgment that I deeply regret. Rest assured that I am committed moving forward and will not abandon my responsibilities or disengage again.
Love Slap
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Random Whale: "Hi, i'ma whale with a big peen, i'ma just throw 62k at $APU on a Saturday afternoon... have a nice day"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! LGF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No one person defines us.
$APU thrives because ALL of us bring something unique and together, we create a stronger and meaningful APU.
Remember, Itβs never about one voice, but the harmony of many.
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Good Morning $APU I know the markets are rough right now. Prices are down, emotions are high, and itβs easy to feel overwhelmed.
But in times like these, I just want to remind youβyou matter & you are not alone.
πI believe there will be better days ahead! π
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I'm not ok
I'm a grown ass man, making pictures of 5Gieber in high heels
imagine what i'm going thru...
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Hello Frens.... Heres another $APU Art ...
I call this one....
"Shadows pt 3" ??? (maybe pt 4 idk) ... By Slap
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I would like to give a special Happy Birthday ShoutOut to Our Fren, One of the $APU Greats, The Legend @favelanon !!!
Happy Birthday Fav!
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Random Guy today...
"Oh hey its Monday at 2pm ... i'm just going to casually throw $65,000 dollars at $APU ... how are you?"
I QUIT!!!!! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Ok I'm BACK!
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π¨ ATTN π¨ THIS JUST IN: π’ Mysterious Crop Circle Discovered on New England FarmπΈ
Scientists and researchers have arrived on the scene to investigate the unexplained formation which appears to resemble a retarded looking frog.
Locals say "The $APU just appeared" ... The APU
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Dear $APU holders,
Have you been trolled by @APUMAXI ?
Seeking justiceβor maybe even compensation?
You're not alone. I've hired a lawyer. @IraLivnat
Message me. π§ββοΈπ©
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Pick Your GF!!!!!
You get 1 Date... $APU Who we picking?
I obviously pick "Sexy Legs APU" ... But who you picking?
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The Funniest Question I get when $APU pumps like 15-20% is...
"Did I miss the APU pump?"
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I've been in $APU since 1984... I've seen both Sellers & Buyers
The ONE thing they both have in common is that ONLY THE SELLERS are Spineless, Backstabbing, Sneaky Little Gremlin Cowards.
"I SeEE ThE ApU WeNt UpP 2.43%... I bEtTeR SeLL"
Stupit SellooOooOooR Make me SICK!
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When "Pond Talk" @pondtalk with @apugeneral ? We need that High Frog Fashion.
(i'm always putting a naked frog π somewhere)
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Only a geanius will spot the problem. 99.99999% will fail at this. Do you know what the $APU problem is?
Remember 1 million people will fail.
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"HAWKKKK TUAAAAHHHHHAARGHAR!!! I QUIT!!!"
I FUX'N QUWEEEIT! AAAARRGHHHHHH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!
NEVER COMING BACK $APU I QWEEEEIT!!!!!!
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Thank you for coming to mi Press conference
"Iβve seen a lot of frustration about mi interview with $APU 's @apugeneral and I think itβs time to clear the air"
"Before we start, lets break for Donuts and coffee and Donuts"
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Famous Quote
" $APU if you fall, I will be there to catch you! " - The Floor
Never Quit - Slap
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I just heard $APU frens are fighting with eachother. I'm Mad too!!! IF ONE APU FIGHTS, WE ALL FIGHT!!!
FUCK YOU SLAP!!!!! STUPID IDIOT SLAP!!!!
I FUCKING QUIT!!!!!!! STUPID SLAP!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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In honor of the impending $APU surge, I have crowned APU in the image of a king.
π€ A symbol of power.
π€ A sex symbol.
π€ A sign of what's to come.
Long live the King APU. Long live the plump!! (sorry i mean pump, long live the pump) ππ
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Every time I see this⦠a strange mix washes over me equal parts joy and dread ... hand in hand.
Iβm thrilled, genuinely. But also? Terrified. $apu
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I've been working so hard cause I want a dog... I'm going to adopt a pug (if i can) - OR -
I might just walk into the local pound and find the dog thats been there the longest, a say... "Gib to Slap"
cant afford it now, but one day... GIB TO SLAP!
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When $APU hits 33b... I'm going to pay to "Promote" tweets with swear words...
Cause Fuck Society and shit...
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Good Morning $APU Friends!π -πWhat a great day! πͺEvery step forward, no matter how small, is proof you haven't quit. NEVER QUIT!π
wait, Its Wednesday?
"HAWKKKK TUAHHHAGGGRRR!" π£οΈENOUGH! π€ I FUX'N QUIT! π€¬ I'VE HAD ENUBFF!!!!! π‘ DAMN IT! π¬
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I'm really loving the $APU project. Who can I talk to about using my skills as a 2D Animator / Graphics Designer to moon the APU Coin. Here's my most recent work.
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Don't forget to enter a drawing. I'm so bad at this but... This is mi 3rd drawing... lol, if I can do it, so can you!!!
Poor $APU just wants to show $BRETT his new $FWOG Sneakers...
π¨PooStrategy Giveaway Contest π¨
Time to put away chatGPT and Adobe away for the day. Time to get a piece of paper the old school way and draw Apu
1,000,000 $APU giveaway. 500,000 for the best and 500,000 for the funniest.
(Do a video of making one and automatically win 100,000 $APU)
Rules:
1. Must follow PooStrategy
2. Comment & RT your drawing
Take a 5 minute timeout and have fun.
Hereβs mine!
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This is BLEWS POND!!!!! @pondtalk lol should i give him a mustache??? like a bad ass one....
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I'm incredibly honoredπ₯² to be included in this collection of APUs Heros, Kings and Queens. Can't believe you put Slap on the new web site, alongside so many amazing friends. I'm touched π₯Ή Thank you @ApuShroomCycle @apugeneral @Apu_zizo @JuturnaETH
apu.com/lore?chapter-68
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Klaus Schwab Resigns from World Economic Forum Leadership
Effective immediately $APU take his place!
(just as soon as he gets dressed)
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"MASSIVE NEWS XRP" going to a 200 Quadrillion Dollar Market Cap has inspired me...
I will be working on making $APU ISO 20022 Complaint
I'm already Collaborating with SWIFT or ISO 20022 Registration Authorities on the matter.
(ANSI Membership Application done)
Watch...
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Dear $APU , I'm not gonna make it. I want to leave you all with a thought...
"Nothing is impossible. Unless, it actually IS impossible... Then it is, probably impossible..."
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People Who DCA are Idiots...
Listen, stop DCA'n ! OK... Just do this... Invest a fixed amount of money, at regular intervals, regardless of $APU's price. Maybe as the market goes down you average in... Simple & Easy.
PPPFFFTTTTT "DCA" Idiots....
"oh hi, i'm DCAing into $APU... duh duh DCA duh!" Dumb Ass. Stupit.
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π¨**THIS JUST IN!!!** π¨ **BREAKING** $APU **NEWS**
**LA LAKERS TRADE FOR APU!!**
Blockbuster NBA Deal between the @dallasmavs and @Lakers the Lakers give up Anthony Davis and get APU in return!!! Source: @ApusCoin
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