Geoff the no-longer magnanimous. Formerly known as Geoff the Magnanimous.
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How much of "Drive" is historically accurate?
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Turtles lived without huamans doing this for like 400 billion years, why do they need it now.
Clearing barnacles off sea turtles
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I recall my dad getting onto me in high school for not calling the places I applied to to ask my application status. He would make me call them while he stood by me in the kitchen. In 100% of cases, the guy on the phone got pissed saying he would call when he was ready.
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Yeah, the first one I tried it for was Half Priced Books, "Look, I have a job to do, I'd call you if I needed to."
"..."
"What is your name?"
"Geoff"
"Heh, I'll remember that when i find it in the pile."
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While walking in Canada tonight (this is no joke) a woman with a BMI of like 34 starting slapping me on the butt. Lady boys are much less robust.
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My dad was convinced I was just doing it wrong, so he made me go to the store and tell them I was excited to know that status of my application.
SAME GUY absolutely lost it at me.
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Because it used to work and every parent rightly wants their kid to succeed. Things change though, no way he could've known.
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The user is implying that --em dash revealed that Joseph Biden, former vice president, is using Chat GPT to compose his twitter posts.
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The most painful is actually a trailer hitch when walking with purpose in a parking lot
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While it is good of you to do this, you could give every American 500,000 dollars and end poverty instead and still have like 1million dollars left over.
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Yeah, it felt really humiliating to see that "advice that always worked" just didn't work for me. I just thought I was a f*** up until I got older and realized my dad just couldn't accept that things had changed.
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Yeah, it was bonkers. It really gave me a bad mindset though. I like lost my agency outside of having fun. Like if something was fun or fit my values I'd just do it, but I never thought I could just "push" to make more money for like 10 years after that.
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Meme advice, don't bother with it.
In reality, you want to block her number, ask yourself "what was really my fault?" correct those items
then set some goals like a 5 minute mile, 495 squat, read the complete works of Plato, learn to tie knots, and obsess over them.
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It would seem that if one got their child an "ipad" they could include :
1. Duolingo
2. Khan Academy
3. Audio/Electronic Books
4. High quality music from a self-hosted server.
5. Lock the browser
And then: It becomes a net positive.
Am I missing something?
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You do realize that without gain of function research we wouldn't have life saving mRNA vaccines, right?
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Feminism solves this because if both armies are women then you don't need fitness levels to be as high.
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Well, the practice at the time was to keep applying every where until you heard back. His thought was that that wasn't proactive enough and that calling them would show initiative, it actually just upset a certain demographic of people who do things on their own time.
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Yeah for sure. I recall in college not having money to invest (I was paying for school by working) and my grandpa and dad hearing me say how much I made (7.00/hr) vs rent (shared w/a married couple so about 500 being the cheapest.
They thought I was bsing to cover bad money mgmt
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True. A friend bought an Ovcharka Shepherd because the neighborhood he lived in had a lot of aggressive unleashed dogs. And one day, the neighbors pitbull attempted to attack his son, it dug under the fence. In his words, "My dog ate a substantial portion of it."
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What would they even do? Afaik white people have never had real military power or manufacturing capacity historically
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Maybe, my bro lived there until he was like 30.
He also would do things like if he saw the mail truck, pull over and make me as the postman for our mail, which also just got be yelled at. I think it was impatience for things that have steps.
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It was crazy. She started yelling at me for not wearing warm clothes. Then spanked me. Then yelled obscenities about her desires for my body.
All in all actually a normal day for me
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I'm glad you wouldn't. A lot of folks in the replies (hiring mgrs) explicitly said this puts people at the bottom of the pile as it interrupts their process.
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Plastic take hundreds of years to decompose but are called pollution in a river.
Rocks take millions of years to decompose but it is ok to throw them in a river.
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You didn’t even interpret his tweet right, let alone the situation.
Entire sectors of the us government use citizen’s tax money to advantage people from other countries.
That’s not a skill issue also, the guy explicitly rejects the victim mindset and does not blame immigrants
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I told her, "I am a married man." (in good humour for I was not trying to pick a fight). She commented further. I am not even handsome. I think it's just my calves.
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Lol, Parliamentary procedure, safe streets, common law, egalitarian pro-woman culture, hunting, pudding, music ranging from Bach to the Beatles. Various subcultures of dance and cuisine.
How about the English language. The greatest university system in the world, etc.
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I think he is trying to make Trump supporters look bad. Not that some of them already don’t already.
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You realize that deporting people gives them precedent to arrest American citizens for infractions too
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I think that Doctors are under paid by a lot because they pay administrative staff too much
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I noticed he was left off Cerno's original gamergate/old school maga list last week. But Theodore Beale saw a lot of stuff "in advance." I think he also predicted Martin would never finish his series.
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I mean, I get that we have data to the contrary, but isn't socialism more effective at feeding people at scale by reducing the scale?
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I'm guessing becauses racists see it as an argument against diversity rather than proof that English is becoming obsolete.
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It is nuts Landshark twote this as I basically live this way.
If you work with me, I'll end up officiating your wedding or being your emergency contact. If we went to college together, we end up in a Sat night prayer group 20 years later. If I meet you online, I hire you.
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We still have them but there were a few years that the homeless were literally ruining them
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Well, i have a good relationship w/my dad, this is more just an example of how good intentions ("be proactive, son") can be counter productive in the face of bad information (Gen-X managers are not Boomer managers)
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The idea that black men are automatically guilty when white women are involved needs to stop
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Decaf coffee tends to give me extreme migraines. Like even if I'm sufficiently caffeinated.
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Evidence is a reason to believe something.
Proof is deductive certainty from accepted premises.
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it's where the term "manhandling" comes from, etymologically speaking. But a combination of herculean grip strength and autistic attention to detail (like popping a back pimple) is how men can help. Random women ask me about this all the time, I would imagine, were I single.
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This shark is the oldest shark in Greenland. He has been roaming the ocean waves for 1641 years. What has he seen? What does he know?
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Why show pictures of presumably decent guys until we learn if the shop owner said the n-word.
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Can somebody give me the brief two sentence summary of the Bible that doesn't leave out any important details, but focuses on all the high points please?
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I’m not sure how you’re defining purity culture, but the Christian emphasis on chastity plus forgiveness for sexual sin probably can’t be to blame for hookup culture.
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lol...Geoffswife has no idea that this is a human sized fish.
So I really did catch a once in a lifetime barracuda yesterday. Absolutely enormous fish.
I secretly had it sent to be taxidermied because i think it will be hilarious to have a human sized fish delivered to my home unexpecedtly.
Pls do not tell Geoffswife
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Yeah, it's Scott Adams, he's the guy who is famous for waffling on whether or not to support Trump.
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This is pretty easy.
30 + 30 is 60
60/2 is 30.
30-30 is zero.
30-60 is -30 and so on.
They drove one hour already.
If they drive 15mph in reverse, they'll make a negative two hour trip back, making the total time 1 hour.
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Lol, his reflexive tendency since 2015 to be anti-american to prove to his British friends he's anti-Trump made me change my opinion of him some time ago.
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Because I can charge a customer a single consulting day for setting it up (it takes 15 minuts).
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It's simple.
1. Being born here doing make you American, American is a commitment to the worldview.
2. These people chose to be a part of American unliked the tax payers who were just born here.
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Dudes rock
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Two men will face each other for a women's championship title at the Ultimate Pool Women's Pro Series Event 2 tonight in Wigan, UK.
Harriet Haynes and Lucy Smith, both trans-identified males, beat all female competitors to take the spots in the women's final event.
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