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Edmonton, Alberta
Mark Stone is the guy that calls in sick to work and then shows up to a staff party later in the day
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Do the Oilers know they can sign this guy for $69.99? I believe his agent is Canadian Tire. #LetsGoOilers
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If the Oilers are looking for a new coach, I think they should give Jay Woodcroft a shot. He’s young, has a winning coaching record, wasn’t given a fair shake at his last job and was on The Littlest Hobo. He’s available and might be just what this team needs #LetsGoOilers
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Matt Tkachuk is the dude that drives past his ex-girlfriend's place ten times a night to see if her light is still on.
Tkachuk to a rain-soaked crowd: “I heard it’s 70 degrees and sunny in Edmonton, but they ain’t got no Cup!”
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What a miraculous recovery that Sam Bennett just made. Trainer carries him to the dressing room but didn’t miss a shift.
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Wanting to save time, the Edmonton Oilers have announced they will start looking for a new coach to replace Kris Knoblauch right away.
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I just saw a picture of the new Arizona arena. It looks cool and all, but how did the players get inside?
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“Do you see that number 7 hanging in the rafters? That could be you, but your name isn’t Paul Coffey”
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When on the Northside of the city it’s an obligation to grab a Versatos Pizza. A tasty obligation.
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At the end of the year Scooby-Doo and the Mystery machine will pull Connor Brown’s mask off to reveal he is actually Tobias Reider. #LetsGoOilers
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I don't think I had getting called a piece of shit for having a moment of silence on air at 11 o'clock on my to do list today, but here we are. People make me sad.
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This has been a hard day, but it was so awesome getting to work with Brit and the boys at 1260. Thank you to everyone who tuned in and have reached out today. It means a lot. It was always my pleasure to get to chat with you. Have a teen burger for me. Extra mayo.
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Am I the only one that thinks we need to send Zach Hyman to the All Star game in Toronto? #NHLAllStarVote #LetsGoOilers #LeafsForever

ALT Edmonton Oilers Zach Hyman GIF

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I love the Elks, but they are worst CFL football team I’ve ever watched. It’s not even close.
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Are these the most underrated chip flavour? I think so.
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I quit drinking about 20 years ago. It's been a long time. Even though its been that long I still have to tell myself its not a good idea to go to the liquor store to pick up a sixer. Addiction will always be a part of life. Never give up. Keep working at it. You can win.
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Just finished my first shift at 630 CHED. Looking forward to getting to know everyone a lot more. It seems like a great place.
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I’d like to thank the @CityofEdmonton traffic system for me being late for work today. I waited 25 minutes for a turn signal at the lights on Roper Road and 75 street. The lights cycled 9 times before they gave a turn signal to make a left hand turn.
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Best Grey Cup in at least 20 years. The game was great. Green Day was great. Decided in the last 30 seconds. Perfect. That’s why I love the CFL. #GreyCup
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Do people still eat the peanut buster parfait? I loved them when I was a kid, but haven’t had one in 20 years.
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Tuesday Confession: This still sucks.
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How does the Canadian Maple donut get discontinued!? What are we even doing here.
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What scares me is that we’ve gotten to a place where people attack each other for a differing view Vote for who you want to, but don’t tell your neighbours and friends that they’re idiots or they need to leave the province for not agreeing with you. That’s why we vote.
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God Bless Ryan Nugent-Hopkins. #LetsGoOilers

ALT Edmonton Oilers Ryan Nugent Hopkins GIF

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It’s official. I’m going back to work. Unemployment, wasn’t so bad though. I think I woke up at a different time every day.
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One thing about not working is it’s easier to convince myself to make a rack of ribs at 10:30 on a Thursday night. I also need to buy the larger paper plates.
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I’ll be honest with you.. If someone tells me that I need to read a Rebel News story, so I can learn the truth about something.. I’m probably not reading it and we’re probably not going to chat much more after.
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This guy is a Pastor and is too self centered to help out his friends and neighbours. I may not be religious, but he seems to have missed the point being made in the book he preaches from.
The government doesn’t get to dictate to me how many lights I have on, and how to cook my food! We will not comply! #abpoli #alberta
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I’ve now lived in the city for 2 years and the biggest group of dangerous drivers are people picking up their kids from school. They are impatient, they park in the middle of streets, make dangerous uturns and don’t care about any other driver on the road.
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I am officially a citizen of the Métis Nation of Alberta. Love it.
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Replying to @nielsonTSN1260
Eating my morning teen burger at home just doesn’t hit the same.
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Oilers first period

ALT Trip Faceplant GIF

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It only took me 9 days to discuss eating Teen Burgers for breakfast on 630 CHED Put extra some mayo on there!
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The Elks have 5 main problems. Quarterbacking, offensive play calling, the defensive coordinator, head coaching and general managing. Tough to win with all that holding you back.
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Testing some stuff out. Yes, I did predict a win for @GoElks #Elks #Sports #CFL2023
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I work a part time job that barely covers my bills, have zero extra income and have to pay over 1000 bucks for income tax this year. I don't have kids and I'm a single man in my 40s. Parents, seniors and many other groups get breaks or allowances from the government. People in my situation get nothing. Ever. Middle aged people without dependents literally pay money we don't have for services that we don't use. Am I upset that my tax dollars help others? Not at all. However, maybe it's time to look at the people in my group and give us a break. Just for once. Now the big question.. Do I pay my tax bill or my rent so I have a home to live in? Tough Choice.
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Replying to @IIllabrat
We always take a moment of silence at CHED and every other place I have ever worked. It is important for us to never forget the sacrifices made for all we have today.
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Off to the @GoElks game and I am pumped up! Let’s get it done boys!
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Two things: I love the Edmonton Elks They stink.
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I’m buying the raisins over the peanuts every time. Is that weird?
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I’m sure looking forward to seeing a full season of Philip Broberg. He looks fantastic. #LetsGoOilers
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What a great night! Thanks to the @EdmRiverhawks for having me out! You will see me there a lot this summer!
THANK YOU TSN 1260! Drop them some love for all of their dedication to promoting local sports in YEG 👏⤵️ AM Nasty 4ever 🤟 #edmontonriverhawks #kakawww
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Replying to @heafy23
Is this a Flames fan chirping? A Flames fan is like Tkachuk’s previous ex girlfriend riding in the car with Matt as he drives by his new ex’s house to see if her lights are on.
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How about rewarding the people that already work hard in this province with affordable homes, food, clothing, utilities, insurance, gas and other living expenses?
UCP leader Danielle Smith lays out her party's job and economy plan. That includes launching the 'Alberta is Calling' signing bonus - a $1,200 payment to newcomers who fill voids in applicable fields. #yeg #yyc #ableg
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When in Leduc, you have to bring the Hot Takes Mitt to see the Baron. Let’s go Mozzarella burger!
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Godspeed little Susan. We were friends for a long time. Until we meet again. Goodbye.
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Replying to @AlanDownward
Holy shit. Hahaha.
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Look at that! It’s been one year since TSN said my services were no longer required. An eye opening experience to be sure. Losing the job was hard, but it was the friends I lost that hurt the most. They never said life would be easy. Did they.
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So Ken Holland talked to the veterans on the team, but Jeff Jackson said they didn’t talk to the players at all. Welcome to the 2024 Edmonton Oilers.

ALT The Office Facepalm GIF

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Went out and swung some golf clubs for the first time in 4 years. The everything club is still king and I didn’t injure anything. I call that a win!
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The addiction is real.
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The mitt passed its checkup with flying colours! Now it’s my turn…
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I just heard they closed down the Humpty’s Restaurant in Camrose. Sadly, this ends any chance of me becoming a six time Humpty’s in Camrose employee.
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Here’s a debate for your Sunday. My dog and I were just yelled at on our Sunday morning walk. A homeowner came out and told me I shouldn’t be allowed a pet since my dog peed on their lawn. The homeowner said I need to train my dog to piss on the road. WTF.
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The Leafs still haven’t won a game past the first round of the playoffs.
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Welcome to a brand new world.
Living in @GeoffWalker30 world today. Teen burger for breakfast !
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Who has now been at 630 CHED for an entire year? This guy and I can confirm that the snack machine in the building has top notch snacks in it!
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Sweet victory for the Elks at home! It tasted as good as I have been dreaming it would. #Elks
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Holy Shit. Here is a simple fact based on the topic today. When you take a dog for a walk, they will do their business. It’s been that way since people started taking dogs for walks. If you have a problem with that, please feel free to pull that giant stick out of your ass.
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Connor and The Oilers are still playing hockey when 28 other teams are golfing, but somehow this is still a question. Connor is not going anywhere. #LetsGoOilers
Is this the end of Connor McDavid in Edmonton?
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I love my coworkers! I found this note on the workstation I normally use. I don’t know if it was actually meant for me, but it has been a hard week and it made my day. Thank you for your kindness!
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Have we as a society stopped giving the Sloppy Joe the recognition it deserves? I think so. Top tier bachelor chow.
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Looking forward to pushing buttons for @ReidWilkins on Inside Sports tonight! Will I hit the right buttons? Will I get all nervous and pass out behind the board? Do I tell him that I found an old Blockbuster video game in my collection last week? Tune in at 7 and find out!
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If Steve McAdoo’s kids need to get dad a last minute Father’s Day gift.
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There aren’t many perfect things in life, but the Old El Paso Soft Taco Kit certainly is.
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At this point America would be better off letting the winner of America’s Got Talent be the next president.
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Top 10 bands or artists you’ve seen live (no particular order): Alice in Chains Metallica Megadeth Black Sabbath Tool System of a Down Rob Zombie Ozzy Chevelle Velvet Revolver
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I can’t wait to see Corey Perry’s tribute video in Chicago.
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I’m sure hoping 200 meatballs will be enough for all the trick or treaters.
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Holy shit.
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My dog is giving me the “I’m disappointed in you” look tonight.
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@DaveMustaine It makes me happy to know you have mastered your to/too/two Dave. Master guitarist and Grammar King!
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Is there a cartoon character that you have an irrational hate for? Mine is Babar. I hate that guy.
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At least the Oilers haven’t taken a Too Many Men on the ice penalty yet.
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Oilers first game

ALT Thathurts Fail GIF

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Huge shout out to the @HarveysCanada by my house for going 24 hours! Burgers for breakfast. I’m eating like a champ today! Let’s go!
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Victory! I don’t think any analysis is needed. Enjoy the win, boys.
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Teen burger time! Let’s do burgers for breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack and dinner. Delicious!!
Today’s #BurgersToBeatMS. Put on your stretchy pants and eat some Teen Burgers with us because $2 from every Teen Burger sold will go to @MSCanOfficial
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As a single guy in his 40s, I don’t qualify for any extra money from the government, cost of living and food keep rising, I will never be able to afford my own home, so I will have to continue to rent a basement to live in, but my taxes will be used to help build Calgary a new
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Come to Butthead.
Restaurant in China makes their burgers wider not taller
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I’m really starting to think that maybe Chris Jones wasn’t the best hire. #GoElks
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I sure hate Corey Perry, but he looks good in Oilers colours.
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I think the Mitt deserves this after doing so well with the doctor.
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Replying to @doughalvy17
Floor hockey in high school was pretty tough on you, eh? At least it would have left you time to attend regular classes so you didn’t grow up to be really gullible.. oh wait. Never mind.
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For those that like pictures.
My scalloped potatoes are going to be ready just in time for the 3rd period. Sometimes life works out perfectly #LetsGoOilers
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I just took a date to Olive Garden. Who am I?

ALT Gossip Girl Blair Waldorf GIF

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Just like the 3 wisemen did 2000 years ago, the broccoli casserole has arrived on Christmas Day.
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Replying to @iantheCROAT
Physical - Nine Inch Nails piped.video/nOvX75ck1_E?si=4p7v…
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Go to dentist. ✅ Get Arby’s after the dentist. ✅✅
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How many McRibs did you put down today? Two for me but there easily could have been a third.

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Is it time the Elks take a hard look at their water boy?

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If the Elks were doing their job, I would not be looking at adoptable pets at the SPCA. This season is going to cost me 16-18 years of buying cat food.
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Replying to @Mz_Kat
I’m surprised he didn’t get injured from having his picture taken.
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The Elks know they don’t have to take a penalty on every play, right?
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Replying to @DSB_hockey
100 percent guilty on this one. Burgers are delicious.
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That was a great win for the #Elks! In game redemption stories through the whole line up and after seasons of doing just enough to lose games, tonight they did just enough to walk away with a win. Proud of the Green and Gold!
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Replying to @taj1944
Wait a minute.. are you comparing playing a shitty Vancouver team in January to game 7 of the Stanley Cup final? Is that what just happened here?
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Replying to @madbaldscotsman
Melissa Auf Der Maur. She’s one of the best.
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